>walks outside to go to work
>100 muppets have painstakingly rehearsed an entire song and dance number about how much everyone hates you
>"THERE GOES MISTER PIECE OF SHIT, THERE GOES MISTER FRICKFACE"
You'd be bitter too.
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Scrooge seemed really sweet in this version, he almost immediately folds to having sympathy for everyone but the ghost drag it all out anyway
I mean, a literal ghost is spiriting you away to show what a shithead you are. It takes profound lack of self-awareness to be stubborn about it. Really the leason doesn't need to go further than making him reflect on how his shrewd business obsession cost him the love of his life as a young man. The point was made.
I mean ghost of Christmas Present seems like a good hang
There are a lot of versions where Scrooge folds as fast or faster.
>It was a strange figure—like a child: yet not so like a child as like an old man, viewed through some supernatural medium, which gave him the appearance of having receded from the view, and being diminished to a child's proportions. Its hair, which hung about its neck and down its back, was white as if with age; and yet the face had not a wrinkle in it, and the tenderest bloom was on the skin. The arms were very long and muscular; the hands the same, as if its hold were of uncommon strength. Its legs and feet, most delicately formed, were, like those upper members, bare... But the strangest thing about it was, that from the crown of its head there sprung a bright clear jet of light, by which all this was visible; and which was doubtless the occasion of its using, in its duller moments, a great extinguisher for a cap, which it now held under its arm.
>Even this, though, when Scrooge looked at it with increasing steadiness, was not its strangest quality. For as its belt sparkled and glittered now in one part and now in another, and what was light one instant, at another time was dark, so the figure itself fluctuated in its distinctness: being now a thing with one arm, now with one leg, now with twenty legs, now a pair of legs without a head, now a head without a body: of which dissolving parts, no outline would be visible in the dense gloom wherein they melted away. And in the very wonder of this, it would be itself again; distinct and clear as ever.
Christmas Past is just a giant Santa and Christmas Future is "just" the grim reaper, Christmas Past was always something eldritch.
>Christmas Past is just a giant Santa
Present is a specifically British Father Christmas that predates influence from the Dutch Santa tradition, more associated with feasting and a sense of community than gifting specifically
THERE GOES MISTER BIG GUY
THERE GOES MISTER BANE
IF THEY GAVE A PRIZE FOR BEING CIA
>The winner would be him!
Oh, Baney loves his fortune
'Cause Dag thinks it gives him power
>THERE GOES MR SUCK AND FRICK
>THERE GOES MR SNEED
Muppets can be very annoying if you're not in the mood for their shit.
Him punting Bean Bunny was very satisfying. I hate the cutesy frick.
Nostalgia Critic claims so did the muppeteers. Allegedly They purposefully put in scenes where they tortured Bean in this film because they thought he was too cute and he annoyed them
We’ve run out of redditors to rip off and twitter screencaps to post, so we’ve moved on to the musings of the they/thems of tumblr. A new low for Cinemaphile
You know A Christmas Carol isn't a Muppets creation right
No, they just gave it its name.
It's the best version
I think the one with George Scott is better but it's still really good
>iphoneposter
I watched this with my mom last night
it was very wholesome. what the FRICK is this thing tho
A cute doll like ghost with a nice voice. I don't get why people think she's scary.
Not to mention he's probably a virgin since he probably wasn't allowed to frick his oneitis before marriage.
What about the poorhouses that he pays for?
"Many would rather DIE than live there!"
If they would die then perhaps they better do it and decrease the surplus population
Then 50% of them better get on with it and decrease the surplus population.
what's a skinflint
A piece of flintstone that a rabbi used to cut the foreskin off a baby before knives were invented
When a cold wind blows it chills you, chills you to no end
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart like not being allowed to bring friends
It sculpts your very being like an artist sculpts with clay
And the worst of the worst, the most hated and cursed, intercepts the CIA
There goes mister Big Guy, there goes mister Bane
He has no time for followers, so throw them out the plane
Bane loves to wear the mask because he thinks it gives him power
If he became a flavour you can bet it would be sour
>American Christmas Carol
>You should send your sons to die in wars
>Yet you also have to talk with dictatorships, was is bad
>Yet you are also to blame for all refugees from those countries
>You shouldn't have nukes, yet others can nuke you
>Nuking Hiroshima was wrong because was a nuke, letting more millions of people to die in a continuos pacific front WW II was better option because a child is singing
>Anarcho-capytalist post-apocalyptic society is wrong
frick off
>American Christmas Carol
>American
This was a United Nations production, it's a globalist Christmas Carol not an American one.
Not people with different opinions to me!!! Nooo!
For me it's the Cinemaphile version
Dickens was a Socialist homosexual. Scrooge was right about Christmas and the christcuck morons who celebrate it. How is Scrooge at fault because Bob Cratchet is an irresponsible Black person who has kids he can't afford?
Wrong, scrooge was a israelite and Cratchet was the typical christan family with plenty of kids so England can stay leading the world as the empire it should keep being
>da jooooos
oh shut the frick up, you dumb christBlack person
>no you should be greedy, not care for the poor and being Christian is bad!
Oy vey, you used to have some subtlety at least
If you think Scrooge was israeli, you're a fricking moron. The entire story would make no sense if that were the case.
You’re right, he’s not, that’s why he, unlike gayin, can be redeemed. Scrooge’s miserliness isn’t unique to the israelites but they epitomise it
Read Oliver Twist then you fricking idiot
Cringe and coalstockinged
Based and orangestockinged
And they claim Street theater is a paranoid gangstalking delusion!
#justice4scrooge
>the soize of a tangerine
I saw a child playing with a lump of coal, it was the size of a tangerine…
Father Christmas, had been putting them on the naughty list
>An unwanted creature, but not a rat, a leech, or a wienerroach?
>Why, it's Anoneezer Scrooge!
Where’s that video where the muppets sing about Cinemaphile? I can’t find it
see
How would money save Tiny Tim in the 1800s?
Better food, clothes, can see a doctor more than maybe once in his life.
Heating too.
THERE GOES MR JANNY
THERE GOES MR gay
they are just being passive aggressive little shits putting their problems onto other plates.
>somebody else tells a joke
>steal it
>tell it wrong because you're fricking moronic
>post it over and over because you're fricking moronic
I hope you and everyone like you have the worst Christmas imaginable.
Is Scrooge based? His reasons for disliking ~~*Christmas*~~ were perfectly valid and he's still causing seethe and butthurt 200 years later.
I want to pork kermit’s daughters.
For me it's Spamela Hamderson.
I wish I could tell every single one of those Muppet shits that if they don't like the price that the free market decided the rent on those homes should be then they should have moved into homes more in line with their finances or made their own home, free of government taxation!
>*Looks to the camera.*
How one manages their property should only be determined by the landowner! Scrooge is not wrong in how he handles his buisness, it's HIS, DON'T LIKE IT? LEAVE! His workers are don't understand that he accures the greater risk! The repairs to the properties? HIS! The mortgages on those properties? HIS! The maintenance? HIS!
>"buh wu of Tiny Tim, govna?!?!?"
Not Scrooges fault that Tiny Tim's deadbeat dad didn't protect his family with health insurance or a gun. If he needs more money, then he must prove to Scrooge that his work is valuable enough to warrant a raise!
The muppets are shit and always have been
Also creepy and not funny
These things terrified as a kid.
Blind Pew spooked me a bit as a kid
Jim Henson's Storyteller has some good spooky muppet creatures
And of course Dark Crystal was creepy
there's people who unironically like the muppets? I thought it was a joke
it's like liking barney or the pony show
Literally my life only instead of muppets it's federal agents gangstalking me.
>Scavengers and sycophants and flatterers and fools
>Pharisees and parasites and hypocrites and ghouls
>Calculating swindlers, prevaricating frauds
>Perpetrating evil as they roam the earth in hordes
>Feeding on their fellow men
>Reaping rich rewards
>Contaminating everything they see
>Corrupting honest men like me
What ethnic group was Scrooge describing here?