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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She already had her own movie though?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? The one where she was a one-dimensional cartoon with no arc that ruined her character?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wanda was destined to have her character ruined, it goes back to 2004, when a certain israelite who would later create Miles Morales, wrote the storyarc where Scarlet Witch goes insane with grief and fricks reality up

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, bendis sucks

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop trying to make scarlet witch happen. no one watched the random tv series about her, no one cares about her barren womb, and even the actress is tired of the character. it's ogre.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      on the plus side they finally gave up on making Harley Quinn happen after 5 tries.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no one watched the random tv series about her
      um yes we did

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        dozens of you, right?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their whole cinematic universe is crumbling into dust around them and they still keep coming up with more shit no one will watch.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of the few Marvel projects that could potentially be good if they give it a lovecraftian tone and have Wanda, Vision,, and Chthon as the ficus of the story.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > potentially be good
        > if
        may as well just make it yourself using AI.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        MARVEL and LOVECRAFT ZOMG!!!!!
        Sounds amazeballs

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its going to be bossgirl kills white guys everyone knows it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s probably the one character that can get away with that. They’ve kinda fricked rushing her so much and sorta fricked up the groundwork - especially if the X-men reboot is still a thing - but she’s still the Scarlet Witch

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lovecraftian
        have a nice day. Especially because you just mean massive tentacled things which is hardly lovecraftian.

        Mike Meyers is more lovecraftian than any monster ever will be because lovecraftian horror is based on anxiety of the unknown.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Yes!

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that age of ultron, which introduced her character, performed terribad fiscally.

    Anyone who thinks this is a good idea needs to be shown out the building.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they advertised it as edgy and grimdark and then Ultron made quips every 5 seconds.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was an undeveloped character then.
      It took a while for them to build up her character. They then sort of undid all of that in Doctor Strange 2 making her a crazy villain.
      Since Age of Ultron she's gained a following.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love the inherent sexism in Hollywood, they want to appeal to viewers by using "strong, independent women in power" but their only idea for a twist is
        >ummm. she goes crazy....for no reason!

        >Daenaerys
        >Wanda

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women writers have a very different idea of feminine strength.
          They usually delve into a cruel power fantasy then try to justify it as "Well male characters do it."
          Male characters who are cruel and crazy usually get their just desserts. Female characters written this way usually get off or have some sympathetic angle to their punishment or demise.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Darker than Scarlet = John Byrne
            Disassmbled/House of M = Brian Bendis
            Multiverse of Madness = Michael Waldron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They can't give them a reason for losing their minds because that would imply a woman was weak and fragile.
          It's always got to be someone else's fault.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stop watching super hero movies after the Ultron one. It was the ugliest and most boring I ever had the displeasure of watching.
      There was a scene where all the heroes were in a circle fighting CGI robots the made me feel so much disgust and contempt that I turn off the movie, jumped on the marvel hate wagon and never looked back.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they dropped the ball so fricking hard with Ultron
        they had to establish threats big enough for the team of like eight superhumans to have trouble with, including the fricking Hulk
        Loki did it in the first one because he has magic hypnosis manipulation powers, so they were at like half strength, that kind of worked, but Loki was probably the weakest part of a very successful movie
        then we all knew Thanos was coming, and this was before they fricked all that up and he was just a purple grapefruit with a ballsack for a chin. so there was an actual air of mystery and tension, but they wanted to milk that cow, so more Avengers movies snuck in during the meantime.
        The first one, a threat supposed to be big enough to work against a full power Avengers team, is a hokey robot doing schtick and the big setup of him having a super strong robot body immediately deflates and the heroes literally steal this body to make Vision and are MORE powerful for it. Ultron was such a wet fart and never felt like a threat in his own movie. From there it was fully established that these movie are for toddlers and blood or real violence can NOT be shown. So therefore our heroes are never at threat of being beaten to death which happens almost every issuie of the comics. Captain America looks cool when he's getting beaten around so badly his uniform is torn, he's bleeding everywhere, but he stands up and poses and the american flag motif is standing strong, and he punches the bad guy
        It never had to be so complicated, and now they're throwing up the hail mary of woke poc in every role hoping it will plug the hole in the ship.
        And this is AFTER they spend billions on Averngers Academy at Disneyland, boy was that ten years late.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          to do Ultron properly they'd needed to have Hank Pym already set-up and working with Tony, they shot themselves in the foot for starters

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            to do Ultron properly you'd need a robo BBC fr

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody, post the armpits webm.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's another Olsen sister?

    What's next, Frank Stallone has a brother?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about Scarlett Witch. When she was on the Avengers in the 80s nobody read the book. The only time she has ever been interesting is when they tie her back to Magneto and the Xmen. I.e house of M.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they had any balls at all, they would have Wanda do No More Mutants, I know nobody gives a shit about whatever current crop of X-Men they're on, maybe she could do No More Superheroes
      I mean why not? They basically are rebooting and trying to force shit like Black Captain America and Ironheart is on the menu, this is what the Snap should have been, real consequences for the main timeline. Instead they pussed out and their big two parter than started with everybody dying ends with "NUH UH WE GOT THE MACGUFFIN NOW SO WE WISH EVERYBODY _BACK_ TO LIFE and we ALSO USE TIMETRAVEL SO NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS AND EVERYTHING IS FIXED"
      just cowardice and incompetence, nothing you want running your multi billion dollar franchise

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know if im a sam raimi fanboy but the wanda vs strange movie was my favourite after the thanos saga.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was pretty good and it made sense how it all happened right away, so strange couldn't assemble allies to help him out. making a former hero into a villain was something they've never done and killing her off was a cool choice. so i'm with you bro.

      i don't go in expecting shakespeare and mom had some cool surprises and unexpected happenings and i enjoyed it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was pretty good and it made sense how it all happened right away, so strange couldn't assemble allies to help him out. making a former hero into a villain was something they've never done and killing her off was a cool choice. so i'm with you bro.

      i don't go in expecting shakespeare and mom had some cool surprises and unexpected happenings and i enjoyed it.

      You are bottom feeders. Useful idiots

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why am i a bottom feeder for liking a movie? lol homosexual. what do you like? i bet it sucks.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >disney is gonna continue burning hundreds of millions on girlboss shit
    based, nothing is more entertaining than watching israelites hemorrhaging shekels

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should have had her movie before they fricked up her character and killed her. Did they learn nothing from Black Widow? How is Wanda going to redeem herself after her show and MOM? Or are they making her go full Disney Villaness?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Sorry for fricking up your character, Scarlett, here's a solo movie.

      > Sorry for fricking up your character, Lizzie, here's a solo movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like both of these award-winning actresses were promised solo films on the level of Iron Man 1 or Hulk showcasing their characters, and that's why they signed what have to be completely obnoxious contracts obligating them to appear whenever the Mouse wants, shilling some new thermos or theme park pass
        then the big moment happens and whoops looks like it's a CGI frickfest (and soft pilot for three other characters' TV shows) with a hack director that we're squeezing out, and god help you if we decide to just dump it onto streaming

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she will be redeemed, sirs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So used to seeing it used the other way it took me a moment

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which other way?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not yet. She should do a few more movies as a villain and then get redeemed. They have a write a sad, tragic and compelling story of a woman gone mad because she's unable to have children and then have someone redeem her by impregnating her and cast me as the dude who impregnates her.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she killed a lot of people and turned evil before feeling remorse at the end and dying. just kill some people off. she had a good arc, but it's over and i don't want to see her ever again. the audience has shown that they don't want more marvel movies with girl leads anyway.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she didnt die...there was clearly and explosion of her power which strongly implies she teleported somewhere

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She had no will to live. Most likely a very pissed off Chthon teleported her.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Learns nothing about her powers, keeps fricking up, never meets the Darkhold author, does nothing to earn destroying the Darkhold.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character dies
    >Just kidding here's her AU version whose the same but different

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    accelerate
    accelerate
    accelerate

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      leave brie alone

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is so fake.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          everyone wears a mask

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            But no one is as fake as Brie.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should do House of M

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like House of N-

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna be wandas mind controlled simp slave

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jac Schaeffer
    yes of course, the mastermind behind Black window and the Hustle, 10/10 masterpieces

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her draft of Black Widow had Taskmaster much closer to the comics.

      She's a thousand times better than Waldron and Loveness.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really screwed her potential by swapping Dr. Strange and Wandavision. Going bad in the movie then being redeemed in the show would have left her somewhere to go, but flipping back and forth from bad to good, to bad, to dead, doesn't leave anything on that vine.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the character is totally ruined by Wandavision and Doctor Strange 2, yes they could do House of M or keep digging in the kids shit, that's what they'll do most likely.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly Wandavision was the only time they went into her backstory in detail.
      It ended with her seeking more power from that evil book but then Doctor Strange 2 gave her a shitty motivation of "Muh kids".
      It would have been more interesting if her goal was to warp reality ala House of M to get her way instead of the dumb dimension hopping story we got.
      Doctor Strange having to use stronger or forbidden magic to beat Wanda using her new Scarlet Witch reality altering powers could have been neat but we needed to force a little Mexican b***h into the movie.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow! More movies that nobody wants! Great!

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick Wanda

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically Wanda would be good if they wanted the opposite of what they're doing, getting rid of the X-Men and the F4 from their movies

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Regardless of the quality of the movies themselves, the diversity diarrhea they peddle, how garbage they all are etc etc
    One thing that always puzzled greatly me with Marvel movies was, why use fun, big villains only for one movie?
    Ultron, Dormammu, Hela, Mysterio. Why give them just one movie?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's be honest this critique applies to everything from the Batman movies to the Bond films. On the other hand there's always
      >Somehow, Palpatine has returned.

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