Family Guy is supposed to be funny and Quagmire is less funny like this. They changed Joe's character to be more insecure/pathetic but that made him funnier so it doesn't come off as grating
pretty stupid complaint considering the show were watching, between each scene each character can be dramatically different and more importantly nothing is connected
It sucks but I don't mind too much because Cleveland and Joe have picked up his slack. Other than Peter, they're like the funniest characters in the show now. Or at least they were before Cleveland voice actor changed.
They tried turning quagmire from a rapist into the straight man of the group but it really just comes off as him being an butthole to everyone.
The way they turned joe into someone really wacky and Cleveland into Peter-lite
I very never had a mouns but I usually don't like nuts in my chocolate bars or ice cream. Thay said almond joys are delicious and have the perfect coconut to almond ratio that just works.
I'm not American but as far as I'm aware a Mounds bar is just a Bounty with dark chocolate. What the frick is wrong with that? I had an Almond Joy when I was in America and I enjoyed that.
He's surprised because it's not a candy people ever mention. And yes his reaction is stupid and over the top. That's the point. Should they have sat there like a frickin itchy and scratchy cartoon that marge simpson wrote? moron.
I've grabbed them in the Vons foreign aisle, they're next to musk sticks and false Smarties, they're like a Crunch bar that's been culturally-enriched during a backpacking trip to Nougistan - really good
Musk sticks are vile though, woe unto any strayans that were forced to eat those via their parents and continue the cycle
I used to like musk sticks as a kid but it would legitimately be more than two decades since I've last eaten one. If I ate one today I might find them awful.
Tastes like utter shit. Anyone that wasn't brought up in America eating literal vomit tasting chocolate what they think of it and they'll be repulsed.
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that acidic taste is in fact delicious in chocolate form learn to flavor
8 months ago
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>If you can't appreciate the clashing of stomach bile and low quality chocolate then you don't know anything about taste
You should try the delicious taste of a shotgun blast.
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why would they make it taste like vomit if it wasn't good tasting? clearly the acidic similarities you're detecting is part of why its delicious
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It's acidic because Hershey wanted to skip the use of milk powder and use fresh milk directly.
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>why would they make it taste like vomit if it wasn't good tasting?
It originally wasn't intentional. The heat spoiled the milk and Milton Hershey was such a tightwad that instead of waste the spoiled milk and a few idiots got a taste for it because they had no alternative. Now they add butyric acid to simulate the taste of spoiled milk. No one else in the world likes it except some poor Americans that have become accustomed to the taste of shit having been brought up with it.
8 months ago
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What do you know about guns? They're probably banned in your country.
8 months ago
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I know enough about them to know you should use whichever ones you own on yourself.
8 months ago
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Whatchu know about guns? Prolly nothing.
8 months ago
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What do you know about living life not surrounded by Black folk?
8 months ago
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Oh, still posting this bullshit again. I know what vomit tastes like and it ain't Hershey's chocolate.
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>I know what vomit tastes like and it ain't Hershey's chocolate
Provided you've eaten actual food beforehand vomit would be a step up from Hershey's.
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>Anyone that wasn't brought up in America
they don't matter
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keep thinking like that so everyone else can enjoy chocolate while you continue to eat vomit.
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hersheys chocolate is delicious bro, I've had tons of shit foreign chocolates and they are almost never as good as mass produced american candy bars
What? Who actually eats a mounds bar? My whole life I don't think I've ever seen a single person eat a mounds bar. So you walk into a store, you see the hundreds of options for candy, and you choose a mounds bar? So what is it you like? The Coconut? The Chocolate?
its like that silver candy bar absolute zero or whatever that is akin to a white chocolate snickers but somehow it tastes like shit even though I love variations
I've been into several Londis, yuros have access to Ghirardelli and Sees in the designated burger sections ALONG with the Nestle and Hershey's unless things are especially dystopian with chocolate exports lately there. Either way, it'd be like me buying Boddingtons over there followed by lamenting over the state of British beer
>be American >have barfed hundreds of times throughout my life >eat chocolate >it tastes nothing like barf >euros keep telling me it does
Are they stupid?
worst candy.
I like Mounds.
Better than almond joy, at least.
Real talk, why is Quagmire such a jerk now?
Him being a good natured rapist isn't really allowed so much anymore.
There's no fricking way you actually watch Family Guy and care about character consistency
fake fan detected
Family Guy is supposed to be funny and Quagmire is less funny like this. They changed Joe's character to be more insecure/pathetic but that made him funnier so it doesn't come off as grating
It’s annoying when Quagmire goes off on holier than thou rants when he’s a serial rapist and baby murderer.
pretty stupid complaint considering the show were watching, between each scene each character can be dramatically different and more importantly nothing is connected
because he is still more likeable than the fake than brian is
This was explicitly acknowledged by Seth. When Quagmire asks why he doesn't have his own spinoff, Peter says "Quagmire you're a rapist".
It sucks but I don't mind too much because Cleveland and Joe have picked up his slack. Other than Peter, they're like the funniest characters in the show now. Or at least they were before Cleveland voice actor changed.
When they changed Cleveland’s voice it was over.
Joe's now one of the funniest characters.
Patrick Warburton is a good lad
he's the most annoying character now because of that
>Watching family guy
>2000+23
It makes for good background noise
They tried turning quagmire from a rapist into the straight man of the group but it really just comes off as him being an butthole to everyone.
The way they turned joe into someone really wacky and Cleveland into Peter-lite
People who don't eat mounds or almond joys because "coconut icky" are children
I very never had a mouns but I usually don't like nuts in my chocolate bars or ice cream. Thay said almond joys are delicious and have the perfect coconut to almond ratio that just works.
Jfc that post I swear I'm not a poo I just woke up.
I read it perfectly the first time but now that I saw this I can't understand how my brain just corrected it it automatically.
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It’s A ok anon. But coconut still sucks as a flavor.
Coconut doesn't mix well with chocolate.
It does when used properly like on a lamington or choc coconut slice.
Yeah you're right I'm going to eat junk food that tastes like shit so I can be mature.
I'm not American but as far as I'm aware a Mounds bar is just a Bounty with dark chocolate. What the frick is wrong with that? I had an Almond Joy when I was in America and I enjoyed that.
Nothing, Mounds is unironically god tier.
mounds is bland af, almond joy is objectively superior
The almond is the blandest part of the candy bar
It's just a joke in some cartoon. No one here said anything about a mounds bar.
That Quagmire is even surprised or cares that someone likes Mounds bars is stupid.
i found the bit amusing, its relatable if you know people like that
He's surprised because it's not a candy people ever mention. And yes his reaction is stupid and over the top. That's the point. Should they have sat there like a frickin itchy and scratchy cartoon that marge simpson wrote? moron.
No, I'm going to sit here and defend this point to the death. It's dumb.
Whats wrong is coconut flakes are disgusting
mounds is almond joy without the single almond.
So, you're probably right.
No it's not.
>What the frick is wrong with that?
normal people have a reeses or snickers or if theyre feeling crazy a three musketeers or twix
>three musketeers
good bar
Reese's Nutrageous are good but the cups aren't satisfying.
why is joe so weird is that what happens to fallen chads
>Two thirds of the planet is water? This guy's okay.
Quagmire has a point though, an entire candy bar aisle and you pick Mounds?
Well, what should he have picked instead?
Reese's, like a normal human.
These are great but I don't think Americans have them.
>Ben and Jerry's
overpriced slop. If you're going to get ice cream at least get something good, like Haagen Dazs.
I've grabbed them in the Vons foreign aisle, they're next to musk sticks and false Smarties, they're like a Crunch bar that's been culturally-enriched during a backpacking trip to Nougistan - really good
Musk sticks are vile though, woe unto any strayans that were forced to eat those via their parents and continue the cycle
I used to like musk sticks as a kid but it would legitimately be more than two decades since I've last eaten one. If I ate one today I might find them awful.
A pint of Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk
Bag of Risens
snickers, twix, M&Ms, reeses, payday, even plain hersheys is better
>even plain hersheys is better
You are a bald-faced liar.
the isolated flavor of hersheys chocolate is underrated, I can eat a bag of the minis like nothing
Tastes like utter shit. Anyone that wasn't brought up in America eating literal vomit tasting chocolate what they think of it and they'll be repulsed.
that acidic taste is in fact delicious in chocolate form learn to flavor
>If you can't appreciate the clashing of stomach bile and low quality chocolate then you don't know anything about taste
You should try the delicious taste of a shotgun blast.
why would they make it taste like vomit if it wasn't good tasting? clearly the acidic similarities you're detecting is part of why its delicious
It's acidic because Hershey wanted to skip the use of milk powder and use fresh milk directly.
>why would they make it taste like vomit if it wasn't good tasting?
It originally wasn't intentional. The heat spoiled the milk and Milton Hershey was such a tightwad that instead of waste the spoiled milk and a few idiots got a taste for it because they had no alternative. Now they add butyric acid to simulate the taste of spoiled milk. No one else in the world likes it except some poor Americans that have become accustomed to the taste of shit having been brought up with it.
What do you know about guns? They're probably banned in your country.
I know enough about them to know you should use whichever ones you own on yourself.
Whatchu know about guns? Prolly nothing.
What do you know about living life not surrounded by Black folk?
Oh, still posting this bullshit again. I know what vomit tastes like and it ain't Hershey's chocolate.
>I know what vomit tastes like and it ain't Hershey's chocolate
Provided you've eaten actual food beforehand vomit would be a step up from Hershey's.
>Anyone that wasn't brought up in America
they don't matter
keep thinking like that so everyone else can enjoy chocolate while you continue to eat vomit.
hersheys chocolate is delicious bro, I've had tons of shit foreign chocolates and they are almost never as good as mass produced american candy bars
Hersheys plain chocolate is shit and everyone outside the USA knows this
Zero.
there it is thats a strange tasting candybar, i associated it with a diet candy bar and only tried it recently
I passed by it for years thinking it was a diet candy bar. Little did I know I was passing by perfection.
I do that all the time.
I'm sorry your son died on such a cloudy day.
What? Who actually eats a mounds bar? My whole life I don't think I've ever seen a single person eat a mounds bar. So you walk into a store, you see the hundreds of options for candy, and you choose a mounds bar? So what is it you like? The Coconut? The Chocolate?
Yeah, both those things.
Shut up, Quagmire.
Who buys and eats a milky way? It's a snickers without the peanuts. Having nuts is always better.
>I'm allergic to nuts
All candy bars come from the same factories, produced on the same equipment, so a milky way will still kill you.
its like that silver candy bar absolute zero or whatever that is akin to a white chocolate snickers but somehow it tastes like shit even though I love variations
What the frick did you just say about the greatest american candy bar?
Hey Cinemaphile, don't eat a mounds bar.
I wasn't gonna.
Good, don't.
Yeah, I wasn't gonna
good. dont.
Literal deepest lore
What are Cinemaphile's thoughts on Payday?
More like GayDay.
Decent tier. I would eat one of those before a Mounds bar, for sure.
I'm a big fan. Salty and sweet, but not messy like chocolate always is.
never had one
mogged by babe ruth
poor man's salted nut roll
>SLOW DOWN I WANNA GET THERE BUT I WANNA GET THERE ALIVE
Comedy kino of the highest order
FREEZE FROGMIRE
Ribbity
almond joys are bussin no cap
yes please
I love my candy like I love my men
the newports of candy
I unironically love Abba-Zabba and I’m not even into super sweet candy. I guess I just like the unique marzipany flavor.
Probably my favorite name for any candy but I don't like them at all. Too chewy.
Has anyone else had these? They're just sugar coated peanuts but they're hella good.
after eating those for a while I realized the only reason I liked them was the peanuts so now I’d rather just have plain roasted peanuts
>AYO DISS homie EATIN BEANS!!
Why did he offer him only half of one when he had two?
Do you guys put peanuts in literally everything?
What's going on here
>Eat American chocolate
>it taste like barf
I've been into several Londis, yuros have access to Ghirardelli and Sees in the designated burger sections ALONG with the Nestle and Hershey's unless things are especially dystopian with chocolate exports lately there. Either way, it'd be like me buying Boddingtons over there followed by lamenting over the state of British beer
>Londis
As in the convenience shop? Do these exist outside of Ireland?
Whole of UK
>be American
>have barfed hundreds of times throughout my life
>eat chocolate
>it tastes nothing like barf
>euros keep telling me it does
Are they stupid?
Why do zillennials think stuttering is the height of comedy and realism?
The grand majority of American candy bars are overly sweet. "Duh, it's a candy bar" Yeah, no shit.
Good episode