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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    worst candy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Mounds.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than almond joy, at least.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk, why is Quagmire such a jerk now?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Him being a good natured rapist isn't really allowed so much anymore.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no fricking way you actually watch Family Guy and care about character consistency

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        fake fan detected

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Family Guy is supposed to be funny and Quagmire is less funny like this. They changed Joe's character to be more insecure/pathetic but that made him funnier so it doesn't come off as grating

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s annoying when Quagmire goes off on holier than thou rants when he’s a serial rapist and baby murderer.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty stupid complaint considering the show were watching, between each scene each character can be dramatically different and more importantly nothing is connected

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        because he is still more likeable than the fake than brian is

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was explicitly acknowledged by Seth. When Quagmire asks why he doesn't have his own spinoff, Peter says "Quagmire you're a rapist".

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It sucks but I don't mind too much because Cleveland and Joe have picked up his slack. Other than Peter, they're like the funniest characters in the show now. Or at least they were before Cleveland voice actor changed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        When they changed Cleveland’s voice it was over.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Joe's now one of the funniest characters.
        Patrick Warburton is a good lad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's the most annoying character now because of that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Watching family guy
      >2000+23

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It makes for good background noise

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They tried turning quagmire from a rapist into the straight man of the group but it really just comes off as him being an butthole to everyone.
      The way they turned joe into someone really wacky and Cleveland into Peter-lite

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who don't eat mounds or almond joys because "coconut icky" are children

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I very never had a mouns but I usually don't like nuts in my chocolate bars or ice cream. Thay said almond joys are delicious and have the perfect coconut to almond ratio that just works.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jfc that post I swear I'm not a poo I just woke up.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I read it perfectly the first time but now that I saw this I can't understand how my brain just corrected it it automatically.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek same
            apapertnly you can esaliy fgirue thsee tinghs out rgerdasels

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s A ok anon. But coconut still sucks as a flavor.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coconut doesn't mix well with chocolate.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It does when used properly like on a lamington or choc coconut slice.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you're right I'm going to eat junk food that tastes like shit so I can be mature.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not American but as far as I'm aware a Mounds bar is just a Bounty with dark chocolate. What the frick is wrong with that? I had an Almond Joy when I was in America and I enjoyed that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing, Mounds is unironically god tier.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing, Mounds is unironically god tier.

      mounds is bland af, almond joy is objectively superior

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The almond is the blandest part of the candy bar

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a joke in some cartoon. No one here said anything about a mounds bar.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That Quagmire is even surprised or cares that someone likes Mounds bars is stupid.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i found the bit amusing, its relatable if you know people like that

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's surprised because it's not a candy people ever mention. And yes his reaction is stupid and over the top. That's the point. Should they have sat there like a frickin itchy and scratchy cartoon that marge simpson wrote? moron.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, I'm going to sit here and defend this point to the death. It's dumb.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats wrong is coconut flakes are disgusting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      mounds is almond joy without the single almond.
      So, you're probably right.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's not.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick is wrong with that?
      normal people have a reeses or snickers or if theyre feeling crazy a three musketeers or twix

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >three musketeers
        good bar

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reese's Nutrageous are good but the cups aren't satisfying.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is joe so weird is that what happens to fallen chads

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Two thirds of the planet is water? This guy's okay.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quagmire has a point though, an entire candy bar aisle and you pick Mounds?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, what should he have picked instead?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reese's, like a normal human.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          These are great but I don't think Americans have them.

          A pint of Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk

          >Ben and Jerry's
          overpriced slop. If you're going to get ice cream at least get something good, like Haagen Dazs.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've grabbed them in the Vons foreign aisle, they're next to musk sticks and false Smarties, they're like a Crunch bar that's been culturally-enriched during a backpacking trip to Nougistan - really good

            Musk sticks are vile though, woe unto any strayans that were forced to eat those via their parents and continue the cycle

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I used to like musk sticks as a kid but it would legitimately be more than two decades since I've last eaten one. If I ate one today I might find them awful.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A pint of Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bag of Risens

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        snickers, twix, M&Ms, reeses, payday, even plain hersheys is better

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >even plain hersheys is better
          You are a bald-faced liar.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            the isolated flavor of hersheys chocolate is underrated, I can eat a bag of the minis like nothing

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tastes like utter shit. Anyone that wasn't brought up in America eating literal vomit tasting chocolate what they think of it and they'll be repulsed.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                that acidic taste is in fact delicious in chocolate form learn to flavor

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you can't appreciate the clashing of stomach bile and low quality chocolate then you don't know anything about taste
                You should try the delicious taste of a shotgun blast.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                why would they make it taste like vomit if it wasn't good tasting? clearly the acidic similarities you're detecting is part of why its delicious

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's acidic because Hershey wanted to skip the use of milk powder and use fresh milk directly.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why would they make it taste like vomit if it wasn't good tasting?
                It originally wasn't intentional. The heat spoiled the milk and Milton Hershey was such a tightwad that instead of waste the spoiled milk and a few idiots got a taste for it because they had no alternative. Now they add butyric acid to simulate the taste of spoiled milk. No one else in the world likes it except some poor Americans that have become accustomed to the taste of shit having been brought up with it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you know about guns? They're probably banned in your country.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know enough about them to know you should use whichever ones you own on yourself.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatchu know about guns? Prolly nothing.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you know about living life not surrounded by Black folk?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, still posting this bullshit again. I know what vomit tastes like and it ain't Hershey's chocolate.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I know what vomit tastes like and it ain't Hershey's chocolate
                Provided you've eaten actual food beforehand vomit would be a step up from Hershey's.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anyone that wasn't brought up in America
                they don't matter

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                keep thinking like that so everyone else can enjoy chocolate while you continue to eat vomit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                hersheys chocolate is delicious bro, I've had tons of shit foreign chocolates and they are almost never as good as mass produced american candy bars

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hersheys plain chocolate is shit and everyone outside the USA knows this

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zero.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick did you just say about the greatest american candy bar?

          there it is thats a strange tasting candybar, i associated it with a diet candy bar and only tried it recently

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I passed by it for years thinking it was a diet candy bar. Little did I know I was passing by perfection.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do that all the time.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry your son died on such a cloudy day.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? Who actually eats a mounds bar? My whole life I don't think I've ever seen a single person eat a mounds bar. So you walk into a store, you see the hundreds of options for candy, and you choose a mounds bar? So what is it you like? The Coconut? The Chocolate?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, both those things.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, Quagmire.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who buys and eats a milky way? It's a snickers without the peanuts. Having nuts is always better.

      >I'm allergic to nuts

      All candy bars come from the same factories, produced on the same equipment, so a milky way will still kill you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its like that silver candy bar absolute zero or whatever that is akin to a white chocolate snickers but somehow it tastes like shit even though I love variations

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick did you just say about the greatest american candy bar?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Cinemaphile, don't eat a mounds bar.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't gonna.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good, don't.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I wasn't gonna

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            good. dont.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literal deepest lore

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are Cinemaphile's thoughts on Payday?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like GayDay.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Decent tier. I would eat one of those before a Mounds bar, for sure.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a big fan. Salty and sweet, but not messy like chocolate always is.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      never had one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      mogged by babe ruth

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      poor man's salted nut roll

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SLOW DOWN I WANNA GET THERE BUT I WANNA GET THERE ALIVE
    Comedy kino of the highest order

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FREEZE FROGMIRE

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ribbity

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    almond joys are bussin no cap

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes please

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my candy like I love my men

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the newports of candy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically love Abba-Zabba and I’m not even into super sweet candy. I guess I just like the unique marzipany flavor.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably my favorite name for any candy but I don't like them at all. Too chewy.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone else had these? They're just sugar coated peanuts but they're hella good.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      after eating those for a while I realized the only reason I liked them was the peanuts so now I’d rather just have plain roasted peanuts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AYO DISS homie EATIN BEANS!!

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he offer him only half of one when he had two?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys put peanuts in literally everything?
    What's going on here

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eat American chocolate
    >it taste like barf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been into several Londis, yuros have access to Ghirardelli and Sees in the designated burger sections ALONG with the Nestle and Hershey's unless things are especially dystopian with chocolate exports lately there. Either way, it'd be like me buying Boddingtons over there followed by lamenting over the state of British beer

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Londis
        As in the convenience shop? Do these exist outside of Ireland?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whole of UK

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be American
      >have barfed hundreds of times throughout my life
      >eat chocolate
      >it tastes nothing like barf
      >euros keep telling me it does
      Are they stupid?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do zillennials think stuttering is the height of comedy and realism?

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The grand majority of American candy bars are overly sweet. "Duh, it's a candy bar" Yeah, no shit.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good episode

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