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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is wrong with chocolate covered coconut?

    Quagmire is a tasteless b***h

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing. Mounds and Almond Joy are kino.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quagmire is indeed a tasteless b***h but coconut is one of the worst flavors for sweets, patisseries, candies, etc.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've just never had it done right before

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Homos like it dicks up their ass. You can't just ram a dick in there, though, because that shit would be painful and likely result in poopies. So there's things you need to do in order to prep for a dick to go into your butthole, and if you frick up any of the prep then it will likely end in disaster. But if "done right" then a dick entering your butthole can and will be pleasurable. If "done right".

          Well, I have no intention of allowing a dick to enter my butthole even if done right. And the same goes for coconut sweets entering my mouth.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >frick up any of the prep
            It's douching bro, it's very simple.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              after thousands of times doing it yourself I have no doubt it has become very simple for you

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If the first thing you think of is gay sex when we're discussing desserts, you're definitely repressing something. I hope you can live life "true to yourself" someday regardless of your pleb taste in desserts

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao is this what seeing a future copypasta feels like

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me have diarrhea.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coconut is good
      Moundz is vile

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have a problem with the flavor of coconut but I hate the consistency of shredded coconut, like chewing on strips of wood, terrible mouth feel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the joke is tge cripple is hapf a man and hapf a bar represents him

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought a bounty bar

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a mounds bar when I was in America. Was just a bounty with dark chocolate. How could anyone have an issue with that? I like how he talks about selection too. 90% of the chocolate bars in the US are just some peanut butter and chocolate variant. That's not a bad combination but not everything has to be peanut butter and chocolate for frick's sake.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      More candy bars contain caramel than peanut butter I would think.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but caramel is like maple syrup, there's like 8 different styles/flavors.
        90% of candy bar chocolate in the USA is bland slop.
        And don't get me started on how awful the """peanut butter""" is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chocolate bars are for bulking maybe you should eat a few stick fiogure europoor

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I had a Payday, best candy bar by far

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like mounds bars but I never buy them. someone always needs to buy them for me for some reason for me to eat them

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What happened to Prince Chuck? He was meant to be next in line.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes you feel like a nut
    Sometimes you don't

  8. 9 months ago
    woio

    It insists upon itself

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they turn Gleen into a bitter butthole in the later seasons? same with Carl in the Simpsons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's an appropriate shift in character. IRL guys that are hypercoomers that never get married often end up just becoming bitter as that Norwood number rises and pulling those 21 year old bar bawds gets harder and harder.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it all started when he become Brian's foil when they had that dinner and Quag unloaded on him. Prior to that they never really interacted, but I really liked the direction they went. Quag being really into cats, a snob, and largely diametrically opposed to Brian is very entertaining to me.

      I also really love Joe's progression. Was never too much of a fan of the cripple bullying, even if it was funny, but from going to that to his now weird cornball sensibilities makes him one of the best characters in the recent seasons.

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