Why did the hype die out?
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Why did the hype die out?
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>Apple arcade exclusive
Gee I wonder why...
>Apple arcade
>Exclusive
What? Why make a game and handicap yourself like that? Actually, it isn't even handicapping yourself, it's willfully committing suicide.
Here's how it happened.
>*SNOOOOOOOOORT* Make it an Apple Arcade exclusive!
>but sir--
>JUST DO IT, AND REFILL MY COKE BUCKET, IT'S HALF EMPTY
It makes perfect sense if you're high on cocaine.
Apple probably paid to fund the game.
I was honestly gonna look into this games since it looks really interesting then you told me
>[B]eter Griffin in the forefront
>A Rick and Morty knockoff
>Hank Hill looking woefully out of place
Pass
Why is there a Mike Judge watermark? Did he draw the whole image or just Hank?
Mike Judge has what they call "The Matt Groening Deal", where his name appears on every officially licensed product where his characters appear. It applies to Beavis & Butt-Head and King of The Hill, but not to Daria.
that implies there was hype to begin with
>tfw was looking forward to playing a new kart racer and shitposting with Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile
>apple arcade exclusive
>theres no iPhone emulator
>and even if there was, nobody ripped the fricking game yet.
Shit sucks.
Would've been a slam-dunk if Bob's Burgers and Futurama characters were there. Barely anyone cares about the Rick and Morty Alien Show.
Why is Hank the only one with a signature next to him?
oof, looks better on the promo pic
The roster, could only afford those 4 shows I guess.
>No Cleveland, Joe, Quagmire or Major West
>No Klaus or Rogu
>4 near identical alien characters no one who hasn't seen the show will like or care about
>Couldn't be assed to get Rick & Morty, Simpsons, or any other additional fifth property
And I thought the nickelodeon smash clone had an underwhelming roster.
>Couldn't be assed to get Rick & Morty, Simpsons, or any other additional fifth property
If you noticed, they're all Hulu and Fox properties. Hulu (at least like 50% or something) and Fox are owned by Disney. Rick & Morty is owned by Warner Bros via Adult Swim, and The Simpsons video game rights are STILL held by EA after all these years.
But surely they could have added Futurama, right?
Maybe, I don't know if Futurama has any games in active development like The Simpsons.
>No Cotton
I will never play this game, it doesn't have the most based character in King of the Hill.
He’s in DLC Pack #1
>Dale
what are his alt outfits?
Die out? I didn't even knew this existed at all.
This is the full roster? I guess that's why no one cared.
Why the random Mike Judge signature? Did Mike draw Hank in the image or is Fox/Disney legally forced to add Judge's signature on every promotional material involving KOTH?
>Why did the hype die out?
It didn't have enough rape
It has zero soul.
Why can't they do a fighting game?