https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_actors#All_roles
like he gives the remotest frick that he won't be in the most artistically worthless franchise in existence
https://i.imgur.com/sMZC8Xj.jpg
Disneybros...
also he isn't calling out the cancellation; he's calling out the fact that they completely eradicated the show's existence
Maybe they shoulda made a better show if they didn't want the studio to nuke it. They're refusing to acknowledge that the show was trash and is the reason why Disney nuked it.
They're like israelites telling you why things happened to them, but never telling you why those things happened.
>Please tell me @WaltDisneyCo, what do I say to these subscribers when they ask why they can't watch the series anymore?
Nobody thinks you run Disney Plus midge
Nobody is asking that. When Willow dropped it quickly got out the show was terrible and critics told their audiences not to watch it. Frick off with this revisionism that the show was a victim of poor marketing and a studio that never gave it a proper chance.
So why would you ask an actor who has zero power in what a studio does (especially a midge).
Seems like he's just mad he wont get his residuals because the show is no longer streaming and made up this fake story
Warwick Davis is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Warwick Davis pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You moron! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.
I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Warwick Davis. Pale as a ghost with red glowing eyes. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.
Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets.
The thing is though is that residuals are a percentage or a flat per view payment. It’s not like they get 1000 dollars a day every day its on streaming, it depends how much it is viewed. So if it’s viewed less Disney makes less money but also pays less residuals. So they didn’t remove this show because of residuals, because after all if they’re paying residuals they’re also theoretically making money. Why lose out on making 900 dollars to avoid paying 100 dollars in residuals? The reason why this show was removed is because it’s so unpopular and unprofitable that the costs to host and stream the show cost more than whatever it was bringing in. Plus I’m sure there was some licensing or rights agreement that was costing them money that they can avoid by completely axing the show.
Streaming doesn't pay out based on views. You get a flat amount based on total subscribers. This is deliberately done by streaming studios to avoid having to reveal streaming numbers.
Because of this setup, a show that gets 0-100 views still gets a flat residual fee. One of the WGA demands was to pay out residuals based on streaming numbers (while also keeping a percentage of subs residuals). The studios have agreed to this, but will only give streaming numbers to the WGA under strict NDA.
Basically, Willow was costing them money because of their own rules, so they said frick it we're not showing it.
>The studios have agreed to this, but will only give streaming numbers to the WGA under strict NDA.
JFC they really don't want people seeing their viewing numbers.
Specifically they don't want their *shareholders* seeing those numbers.
Who would have thought ~~*Hollywood*~~ would have such unethical business practices?
Strong Independent Brown Woman Show #624 has lower viewership than decades old sitcom episodes pushing traditional Western values. Show me the real Rings of Power ratings and explain how this shit cost a billion dollars.
They pulled it WAG settlement. They pulled a lot of shows that weren’t bringing in the views
>McCarthy also noted that a number of shows and movies would be removed entirely from both Disney+ and Hulu in order for Disney to write off asset losses in what’s known in accounting as an impairment charge. In other words, these shows and movies are worth more dead than alive as a tax benefit to Disney
https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2023/05/25/its-your-last-chance-to-see-how-bad-the-new-disney-willow-show-is-before-its-gone-for-good/amp/
>what do I say to these subscribers when they ask why they can't watch the series any more?
lmao what, everyone who liked the OG movie HATED the show.
It was hilariously awful.
I wonder if he actually watched the show himself. No doubt he watched the original Willow dozens of times by now. Warwick should have some good compare and contrast to work with. The new show he was part of was a pale imitation of the first and nobody liked it, even the target audience of homosexual zoomies. He should be asking himself why he signed on in the first place, after reading the script
I don't know one person who watched willow, my gf and I couldn't even get past like 10 minutes.
I can't tell if it's cute of delusional that he doesn't know how bad disney is doing right now.
>reddit buttmad that they didn't do physical releases before pulling from streaming
These homies don't see to understand that if the show viewed so little that it needed to be pulled, then the number of people that would have bought a physical copy would be even lower.
Yes, Disney should produce these DVDs and Blu-Rays for the 50 total people that would buy a physical copy. The greatest minds on the Internet, everyone.
midge
we need a new buzzword like Disney is being midgetphobic
Say that to my face and see what happens
Well, looks like he’s banned from ever appearing in another Star Wars movie .
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_actors#All_roles
like he gives the remotest frick that he won't be in the most artistically worthless franchise in existence
also he isn't calling out the cancellation; he's calling out the fact that they completely eradicated the show's existence
Maybe they shoulda made a better show if they didn't want the studio to nuke it. They're refusing to acknowledge that the show was trash and is the reason why Disney nuked it.
They're like israelites telling you why things happened to them, but never telling you why those things happened.
>Please tell me @WaltDisneyCo, what do I say to these subscribers when they ask why they can't watch the series anymore?
Nobody thinks you run Disney Plus midge
I do.
More like Disney Minus
jej
Nobody is asking that. When Willow dropped it quickly got out the show was terrible and critics told their audiences not to watch it. Frick off with this revisionism that the show was a victim of poor marketing and a studio that never gave it a proper chance.
Lol, nobody asks that.
So why would you ask an actor who has zero power in what a studio does (especially a midge).
Seems like he's just mad he wont get his residuals because the show is no longer streaming and made up this fake story
nobody signed up for Disney+ for Willow
Warwick Davis is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Warwick Davis pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You moron! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.
I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Warwick Davis. Pale as a ghost with red glowing eyes. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.
Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets.
That's not calling them out for canceling it. That's calling them out for water commissioning it.
>That's calling them out for water commissioning it.
Good job, phone poster.
I'm not phone posting. I'm saying they pulled a Nikolai Yezhov on the show. Stupid fricking American.
>I'm not phone posting. I'm saying they pulled a Nikolai Yezhov on the show. Stupid fricking American.
Why did Disney cut it short?
It sucked.
B..but it had diversity! Look - not one white male human!
It even had the beautiful and talented Anagram Girl in it.
the blonde and the short haired were hot as frick
>the short haired
You mean Willow? Weirdo.
Midget is a white man and main role and 3 other white women wow looks pretty white too me you dumb racist white supremacist troll
I said white male human, not midge, so dilate harder.
this THING
i dont know what else to call it
but yeah this THING is objectively hideous
i dont like seeing it
i dont like hearing it
i dont like knowing that im on the same planet as it
what the hell even is it? a Black with a white roastie mum that dyes her hair red?
Irish mom and Black dad and you get these red headed, freckled, brown monstrosities.
I see. I guess people must have just thought little of it.
It only had a very small audience.
*punt*
>make shit show
>demand residuals
>streaming service would rather nuke it than pay out residuals
>surprised pikachu face
The thing is though is that residuals are a percentage or a flat per view payment. It’s not like they get 1000 dollars a day every day its on streaming, it depends how much it is viewed. So if it’s viewed less Disney makes less money but also pays less residuals. So they didn’t remove this show because of residuals, because after all if they’re paying residuals they’re also theoretically making money. Why lose out on making 900 dollars to avoid paying 100 dollars in residuals? The reason why this show was removed is because it’s so unpopular and unprofitable that the costs to host and stream the show cost more than whatever it was bringing in. Plus I’m sure there was some licensing or rights agreement that was costing them money that they can avoid by completely axing the show.
Streaming doesn't pay out based on views. You get a flat amount based on total subscribers. This is deliberately done by streaming studios to avoid having to reveal streaming numbers.
Because of this setup, a show that gets 0-100 views still gets a flat residual fee. One of the WGA demands was to pay out residuals based on streaming numbers (while also keeping a percentage of subs residuals). The studios have agreed to this, but will only give streaming numbers to the WGA under strict NDA.
Basically, Willow was costing them money because of their own rules, so they said frick it we're not showing it.
>The studios have agreed to this, but will only give streaming numbers to the WGA under strict NDA.
JFC they really don't want people seeing their viewing numbers.
Specifically they don't want their *shareholders* seeing those numbers.
Who would have thought ~~*Hollywood*~~ would have such unethical business practices?
Strong Independent Brown Woman Show #624 has lower viewership than decades old sitcom episodes pushing traditional Western values. Show me the real Rings of Power ratings and explain how this shit cost a billion dollars.
They pulled it WAG settlement. They pulled a lot of shows that weren’t bringing in the views
>McCarthy also noted that a number of shows and movies would be removed entirely from both Disney+ and Hulu in order for Disney to write off asset losses in what’s known in accounting as an impairment charge. In other words, these shows and movies are worth more dead than alive as a tax benefit to Disney
https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2023/05/25/its-your-last-chance-to-see-how-bad-the-new-disney-willow-show-is-before-its-gone-for-good/amp/
they cut it as a tax write off because disney+ is losing them a ton of money
i'm sure both people that asked him this knew full well why
Warwick Davis is actual 3 even smaller midgets stacked on top of each other with clothes on like a scooby doo cartoon.
I tire of this uppity midge. Someone get me an axe.
Didn't Warwick Davis die a few years back or do I have him mistaken for somebody else?
Verne Troyer
you're probably thinking of jerry maren who didn't get a sticky
you're thinking of babu frik who is alive and well
You're thinking of wee man who's been off grid earthrocking with bam Inna woods
Other than Life's Too Short, I've never seen Davis in anything and thought that any continuation of that story should heavily revolve around him.
>what do I say to these subscribers when they ask why they can't watch the series any more?
lmao what, everyone who liked the OG movie HATED the show.
It was hilariously awful.
I wonder if he actually watched the show himself. No doubt he watched the original Willow dozens of times by now. Warwick should have some good compare and contrast to work with. The new show he was part of was a pale imitation of the first and nobody liked it, even the target audience of homosexual zoomies. He should be asking himself why he signed on in the first place, after reading the script
Everyone who liked the OG movie was old like me and never fell for the streaming meme to begin with. I suspect most hardcore Willow fans own it on VHS
Maybe if they wrote a good sequel series that wasn't an embarrassment it'd still be there and greenlit for subsequent seasons
it didnt need a revival, it was better off not even existing so the original was preserved as something niche
it was another girlboss vehicle
I don't know one person who watched willow, my gf and I couldn't even get past like 10 minutes.
I can't tell if it's cute of delusional that he doesn't know how bad disney is doing right now.
>reddit buttmad that they didn't do physical releases before pulling from streaming
These homies don't see to understand that if the show viewed so little that it needed to be pulled, then the number of people that would have bought a physical copy would be even lower.
Yes, Disney should produce these DVDs and Blu-Rays for the 50 total people that would buy a physical copy. The greatest minds on the Internet, everyone.
Say
>Sorry, but I came up a bit short.
Next midge I see is dead
When I read the title I thought of Warwick himself outside the Disney office yelling out Iger's name and to come out here if he's man enough.
How Bob Iger would look from Warwick's perspective.
>I meet lovely people on a daily basis who are fans of #Willow
Yeah right lmao
pity we will never see evil elora again
Only good thing about that awful series