Was Aragorn retarded?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think YOU are.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    brown OP

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    grema dies anyway but yeah should've had his head and been done with it

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    aragorn wanted to assert dominance after all he is the rightful king of Gondor and the horse frickers are vassals. It's an humiliation ritual.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if your kill your enemies, they win
    >also decapitates a messenger
    the goal was to make theoden look more than a cuck than he already was to make the transition to elven leadership even smoother

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aragorn writes a tax policy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      300% and all of it goes to Rivendail

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we'll rebuild Arnor and we'll make Gondor pay for it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      50% levy on foreign trade
      5% levy on gondor-gondor trade
      2% war taxes on all citizens
      20% tax on loot from the pirates and turks
      people who served in the war get 80 acres of prime mordor lands or that crazy place where frodo came face to face with a dragon rider

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The land of Nurn was within the borders of Mordor and Aragorn gave the freedom slaves of Nurn that land as theirs to do with it as they please. The Gondorions just reclaimed whatever and Sauron and his Nazgul had taken from Gondor, like the land of Ithilien.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          *freed slaves
          *The Gondorions just reclaimed whatever land that Sauron and his Nazgul had taken from Gondor...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ithilien.
          That's the place I'm thinking on where the orcs attack by boat, I think. Give retired sergeants land on the frontier and let them reclaim then work the wetlands. It will be fertile as frick in 1 generation.
          >gave the freedom slaves of Nurn that land as theirs to do with it as they please.
          Not bad, make them a nice protectorate and be a benevolent lord to them. Aragorn was a good man.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon can't understand that mercy is a virtue in kings and that Aragorn is destined to be a good king

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean you don't need to kill him but at least throw him in jail so he doesn't leak intel to the enimies.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >intel
        I'm sure sauron and the pig men of the hills really want to know what eowyns underwear smells like

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      noting more virtuous than letting a guy who is responsible for mass murder go free.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he opposed the death penalty like a good King, chud!

      Uhh...mercy bros!?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        officially didnt happen because it was cut from theatitral release and only dumbass nerds paid to watch deleted scenes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          checked...frick nerds and their extended editions. wow 4 more hours of walking and an oversized mouth.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither Gondor nor Mordor signed the Geneva Convention

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        b a s e d

        officially didnt happen because it was cut from theatitral release and only dumbass nerds paid to watch deleted scenes

        checked...frick nerds and their extended editions. wow 4 more hours of walking and an oversized mouth.

        c o p e

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    grima kills sauruman later so it all evens out

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and then that elf homosexual shoots him for no reason.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he opposed the death penalty like a good King, chud!

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We can tax the Elves crossing the border, here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The epoch of Sauron was the reason why Gandalf stayed in Middle Earth and helped the Humans, Hobbits, Elves and Dwarves. After Sauron's downfall, Gandalf had to leave. Aragorn could not count on Gandalf's counsel anymore.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie knelt to halflings what do you think man

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was a White man. you always respect your bothers. orc Black person babies get the sword in the crib though. simple as.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moralgay character written by moralgay director for moralgay audience

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      one reason boromir is a better character in the book and movie. he's not a whinny moral gay. could you imagine him letting grima run free? he literally eats Hobbits later in the book

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Aragorn hadn't spared Wormtongue, then they would not have gotten that Palantir or crystal ball thing that Wormtongue tried to thrown at Gandalf. Did you guys not read the books?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if this was some random nobody but this dude knew all of Theodens fricking secrets. The FIRST THING he did was go to Sauroman and tell him about what he's likely to do next, where his forces are deployed, and what the weaknesses of Helm's Deep are. Hundreds died because Aragorn spared a dude literally named Wormtongue

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes but if he wasnt freed Wormtongue wouldn't have killed Saruman as Gandalf foresaw.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        but they didnt WANT Saruman to die they wanted him to talk first

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Saruman was in Theoden's head, he already knew everything. Saruman also has foresight, but Gandalf foresighted harder and use BBC posts in Saruman's head to distract him from er uhhhh frick it I just made it all up

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What if Gandalf had a gun?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    showing grima mercy enabled the fellowship to collect the palantir sariman had later on, since grima threw it out, which was key in the success if their mission. a common theme in lotr is mercy and pity being repaid, for instance bilbo sparing gollum meant that gollum could lead the hobbits to mordor and eventually destroy the ring inadvertently.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frodo: 'It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill Gollum when he had the chance.'
    Gandalf: 'Pity? It's a pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play in it, for good or evil, before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.' Frodo: 'I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.'
    Gandalf: 'So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides that of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, in which case you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if Shrek had been leading the party from the beginning?

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