Was "Cans Without Labels" truly a waste of time and money?

Was "Cans Without Labels" truly a waste of time and money?
It got a chuckle or two out of me, not bad for just a few minutes of animation.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S DONALD BASTARD!
    TV PERSONALITY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had several years and yet the best name he could come up with for a Donald Duck parody is that?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The character's original name was Crabface the Duck

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not much better

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're seriously expecting John K NOT to make cheap knockoffs?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was skeptical about the man at first but now I realize John K is a creative genius. No one else could produce so many hilarious and unique characters like Two Dogs and Nose Hat.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The joke was more that he was the fricked up bastard child of Donald, Mickey and Goofy, hence the hat and red shorts, which is also why the boys are confused by his species even though the Duck genes won out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OOOOH it was a Trump joke
      that's kinda funny

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This made millions chuckle for free, so yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8mL0_4GeV0

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was fun. The sheep hates it because it was made by John K.

      We're not about to do revisionism on this piece of raw sewage, frick off and die.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Modern John K isn't some secret unknown treasure that only liberals hate because it's not woke enough, it's genuine fricking trash made by a guy who never got over his shitty 1950s lifestyle.

        If anything John K and his childhood are a good reason for why the 50s were a fricking dystopian period underneath all the artificial happy happy from boomers that miss it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DUDE THE 50S WERE BAD LMAO
          stop projecting your homosexualry and daddy issues onto everyone else

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >/pol/bait

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bold words coming from a man within raping distance

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                bold words coming for a guy within stabbing distance

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                bold words coming for a guy within stabbing distance

                Bold words coming from two guys within cum jar distance.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop jacking off to vintage Sears advertisements like they're historical documents.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >MUH ADVERTISEMENTS

              That's literally not the point of that post, moron. You're literally proving its point in fact.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like obviously the actual 1950s were more complex than what some old advertisements might have made it look like. But that doesn't mean it wasn't a prosperous age overall for the average person. Plenty of people were happy and had lots of opportunities and means at their disposal.

                The fact that you ignore this because "muh advertisements" shows you don't actually care about the bigger picture (let's face it, certain people didn't exactly have it so good... in the rural south, which is why they usually flocked to the bigger more progressive cities as is still the case) and just want to stew in your own misery.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Screaming that you're right doesn't change the fact that you're pointing at a fabricated example and pretending it's perfectly representative and accurate depictions of the era.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >artificial happy happy from boomers that miss it.
          Boomers hated the 50s, that’s why they undid that society and made everyone’s lives shittier. John was an outlier in that he actually loved being abused and forced to work in order to succeed.

    • 4 months ago
      guy

      Zoomers are lame

      [...]
      We're not about to do revisionism on this piece of raw sewage, frick off and die.

      Revisionism was already done after the accusations. Nobody was b***hing about anything besides how long it was taking.

      This. Modern John K isn't some secret unknown treasure that only liberals hate because it's not woke enough, it's genuine fricking trash made by a guy who never got over his shitty 1950s lifestyle.

      If anything John K and his childhood are a good reason for why the 50s were a fricking dystopian period underneath all the artificial happy happy from boomers that miss it.

      You speak like a communist so all of your opinions can be dismissed without consideration

      He had several years and yet the best name he could come up with for a Donald Duck parody is that?

      And what is supposed to be better humor, She-Hulk? Turning Red's puberty metaphors?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok so you're a homosexual that thinks calling John K an butthole with daddy issues is communist.

        • 4 months ago
          guy

          That is standard emasculation rhetoric communists use. You want to pretend like John K and his fans are excluded for meritorious reasons, you know this is obviously wrong, so you want to wear them down with your nasty garbage language.

          [...]
          >this schizo still hasn't been permabanned

          >Crying for censorship
          Might as well post a photo of Karl Marx with all your comments

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Looks
            Meaningless. John K haters love to talk about how things look without any actual meaningful analysis because they are jealous of people with expert opinions on art
            > It would've been funnier if the face was actually just their reflections anyway and it really was just beef stew.
            It sounds like your idea of humor is therapeutic metaphors for your mental illness

            >schizo ramblings

            • 4 months ago
              guy

              Play nice and give real responses instead of social molding groom responses or the industry people whose opinions you value so much will be getting you in their inboxes.

              You're seriously expecting John K NOT to make cheap knockoffs?

              You're just projecting all the people who copied Ren and Stimpy for their cartoons, and so you're probably an animation student looking to suck up to them.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >schizo who has never done anything in good faith expects the sane(r) people to "play nice"

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That is standard emasculation rhetoric communists use.

            Offtopic: Anyone here think Karl Marx would be fricking livid at this kind of bullshit? The man only thought up Communism because of how shit the working conditions of then late 19th century industry were and the callousness of the people running it.

            I'm sure he never thought about how it was used after he croaked.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >WHY ARE YOU homosexualS ENGAGING IN BURGEOISE HEDONISM?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The man only thought up Communism because of how shit the working conditions of then late 19th century industry were and the callousness of the people running it.
              Marx thought up communism because he was a narcissistic parasite who never worked a day in his life and abused and exploited everyone around him. The only thing he created was a barely effective "for the greater good" facade for other parasitic shitheels with god complexes to use to try and elevate themselves without doing any sort of labor.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun. The sheep hates it because it was made by John K.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this happened ten years ago
    Jesus christ time flies.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the kickstarter was ten years ago, it actually released in 2019.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        are there still people holding out for delivery at this point?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can't be if people still discuss it to this day.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >this schizo still hasn't been permabanned

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, anon, it's genuinely not funny. With a price of 140,000 dollars on the pricetag, I'm shocked it looks GENUINELY WORSE than Verbalase's 50k music video. Even if you're sick to death hearing about it, that is more tightly centered and animated than Cans without Labels is. It would've been funnier if the face was actually just their reflections anyway and it really was just beef stew.

    • 4 months ago
      guy

      >Looks
      Meaningless. John K haters love to talk about how things look without any actual meaningful analysis because they are jealous of people with expert opinions on art
      > It would've been funnier if the face was actually just their reflections anyway and it really was just beef stew.
      It sounds like your idea of humor is therapeutic metaphors for your mental illness

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because they are jealous of people with expert opinions on art
        You've stopped drawing your own shit the instant an AI image generator had found its way into your grubby hands. I wouldn't call that a portent of you having even a passable understanding of art.

        • 4 months ago
          guy

          Ok buddy I'm messaging every email I've collected for AI haters. If you took off your gimp hood and actually looked at my work you'd have a real opinion instead of being a sputtering careerist bug.

          >schizo who has never done anything in good faith expects the sane(r) people to "play nice"

          You trolls and the industry people you serve don't care about finding out what I've actually believed since 2006. Quit trying to weaponize my "Catholic guilt" for introspection sessions, I'm going to force your industry to be introspective instead.

          You're also trying to weaponize my belief in iterative improvement, so I will tell the people I message what they should work on.

          For the record, as a John K fan I have invented Cosmic theology, meanwhile y'all have revoked your humanity to have easy careers and have done nothing else besides troll art communities for your careers.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm going to force your industry to be introspective instead.
            Friendly warning: a Japanese moron not unlike yourself had been sentenced to death just few days ago as a result of him trying to confront the supposed 'industry people' over a presumed injustice at his expense.
            You might wish to leave this path altogether.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Giving him advice is like teaching a quadriplegic how to tap dance or asking a blind person how many finger you are holding up

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                True, but what else is there to do?
                With any popular new media that he feels had been made through stealing his ideas, he grows more agitated and insane regardless of how his daily interaction with Cinemaphile goes. There is a non-zero risk that he is going to try and shoot up a bunch of people in the future if he ever feels that sending spam no longer suffices.

              • 4 months ago
                guy

                You are just projecting driving yourself insane about seeing the truth of all of my observations. That was a big problem for John while his blog was active but I'm working on solving it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                My guess is as good as your. Most we can do is hope that the mods do something more than just banning him.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                *yours

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                On a rare occasion there are lone people from animation industry appearing in such threads as this one and mentioning how, out of nowhere, they have received a schizoid wall of text in their inbox. The only other thing that can be done is to advise such people to just contact services so that guy could finally receive a welfare check before he does something that cannot be reversed.

              • 4 months ago
                guy

                By shitting up one of my main communities you are interfering with me making friends, money, etc.
                You are complaining about a problem you are currently creating
                And I will create irreversible change to your culture

                My guess is as good as your. Most we can do is hope that the mods do something more than just banning him.

                You're obviously speaking in metaphors of trying to find some kind of way to get rid of me, but people took tons of inspiration from my Cinemaphile and johnkstuff comments so that is impossible.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The only other thing that can be done is to advise such people to just contact services so that guy could finally receive a welfare check before he does something that cannot be reversed.
                That's mostly why I suggested the mods (or more accurately the admin) to take proper action, since he shitposts here all the time I think it'd be more appropriate or something.

            • 4 months ago
              guy

              Oh look it's the Gumball shill, I should message about that show too

              >I have invented Cosmic theology
              Least narcissistic namegay

              That doesn't make any sense. Was Einstein narcissistic for claiming he invented his theories? You just hate accomplished people so you smear them, like John K

              Nah, that's just untreated schizophrenia. "Guy" has been on this path long enough for him to begin developing a distinct religious denomination centered around himself as the saviour figure and co-creator of reality.

              1. Protestant denominations are cringe
              2. That's not what theology means
              3. You are speaking out of masturbatory feminist fantasy transmitted into your social life about me being a victim of cancel culture for a long time
              4. The general public speaks about Cosmic theology on a regular basis

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh look it's the Gumball shill
                Funnily enough, this is the only time in this thread where you were right about something.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you
                >accomplished

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >masturbatory feminist fantasy
                Uhhhh...
                What?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                hey guy is it true you raped your niece?
                or is this screenshot bullshit

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice screenshot, now where's the part where you actually explain the proof that the photo is guy and/or that he raped anyone?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i was asking for proof anon
                did you not read my post?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              The guy who killed Abe I assume? You don't hear alot about high profile Japanese criminals.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, Shinji Aoba is who I allude to.
                He had a similar setup to guy:
                >NEET with an untreated mental illness and all the time in the world to grow more obsessed
                >Came to a conclusion that anime industry had stolen his life's work because one shot in a single episode of whatever-the-frick-that-was contained characters buying discounted food at the supermarket
                >After all, similar scenario was included in his script that he had sent as a part of a contest, nevermind that his entry didn't make even the first check
                >So he bought a sizeable volume of gasoline and firebombed anime studio that had 'robbed' him of his concepts, setting himself aflame in the process and ending up alive, but disfigured

              • 4 months ago
                guy

                You are not clever. You slowly go through insults that were obvious you want to make.

                As a John K fan I sought to inspire other artists to help the art mediums and improve Society. This made industry people frustrated as they don't want people outside of their schools and companies to have any power and influence, so they pretended I was just a Ren and Stimpy fan even though I have only rewatched a few episodes of the series in my whole life.

                They can't contest the details of my story when they don't even acknowledge what my story is.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus.

                Is it me or is the biggest flaw of the century going to be "we forgot to care about mental health"?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"we forgot to care about mental health"?
                It's a feature. Not a bug.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I have invented Cosmic theology
            Least narcissistic namegay

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, that's just untreated schizophrenia. "Guy" has been on this path long enough for him to begin developing a distinct religious denomination centered around himself as the saviour figure and co-creator of reality.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tell me about these emails

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it didn't have so much hype around it, if it didn't take a $136,723 kickstarter to make, it would have been just okay.

    It's hard to separate all the shit around John K., even if it was good, people were going to hate it to some degree.

    I never had a huge attachment to John K, or his work, so I can separate art from artist well, here.

    It's alright. It's not even close to the ripping friends or the George Liquor show. It's just kinda meh.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Was "Cans Without Labels" truly a waste of time and money?
    >It got a chuckle or two out of me, not bad for just a few minutes of animation.
    No but it feels like John K forgot to animate it properly at the last minute because he took meds around 2011. Anyways it's still looks better than cartoons of today and that is a hot as heck take.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    EAT

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    DA

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that guy is an irl child molester

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that were the case, he would have been registered as a nonce. And I have yet to see him in such a registry.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's from a story John told about how back in the 50s he and his friends would molest the local moron.

        inb4 "NOOO THE HECKIN 50S WERE A GLORIOUS PEACEFUL TIME, NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED!"

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah. I thought we were talking about "guy" here instead of John K.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like all artists in general

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a masterpiece by any means but it gets more hate than it deserves due to John K. Derangement Syndrome.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      guy, put your name back on

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember when john k first pitched it at a con and acted the whole thing out and that was way funnier than the final product

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You homosexuals just want to uphold his work as worthwhile to try and own the libs, who hate him. John K objectively sucks. Glad I could settle that for you.

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