Was dating that easy they could dump their partners for the stupidest things? I've put up with being cheated on because I knew I wouldn't find anyone else.
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Was dating that easy they could dump their partners for the stupidest things?
I was rejected for not having an insta
That wasn't the real reason, women lie to you and they lie to themselves
What's an insta
The show takes place in Manhattan. Relationships are measured in minutes.
Maybe you're short, bald and ugly? Ever think about you being an ugly man in the first place?
Exactly. Only ugly guys have trouble pulling b***hes lmao.
This would have been a good point but George (short, bald, ugly) had no trouble pulling women throughout the show and Jerry (ugly) didn't either.
George was extremely outgoing and charismatic and generally held high-paying or prestigious jobs (real estate agent, Yankees)
What George lol? This is about Jerry. He is a charismatic chad and he gets b***hes. George isn't in the same stratosphere as Jerry.
You probably think movies are real life don't you?
>Maybe you're short, bald and ugly?
As a straight guy, I think George is kind of handsome.
They had to pull out all the stops to make Jason Alexander not be a hunk.
I think only ugly people should date ugly people. Like a short man only should date a short, fat woman. Cause that's the only way to fix incelism.
>I've put up with being cheated on because I knew I wouldn't find anyone else.
Real beta cuck sõyboy vibes
You must live on the west coast. If you go to the east coast there are so many fricking single women walking around that it is 100% a man's game.
Not OP but I live in Denver and yeah, it’s a terrible place to get laid.
I live in Denver too, it really isn’t. I do fine, I think you just have negative levels of game moron
>Works on my machine
These posts are always useful and lead to better conversations.
Got story of a pickup going well anon?
I have a sneaking suspicion that anon might not actually live in Denver.
>grown adult needs a tutorial to pick up and/or date women
It’s already too late for you guys, sorry. And no, a specific location isn’t going to function as a cheat code. These are the things you need to figure out for yourself guys. Stop being so afraid of putting yourself out there. A majority of chicks can very easily detect extreme self doubt and loathsomeness, it’s pussy repellant. Now I’m not saying to be a douche or act like you don’t give a shit like a lot of morons on here think the game is, just have fun and enjoy your wins and cut your losses and everything in between is a learning experience. Contrary to terminally online moron-belief, there are no number of steps to getting in a girls pants unless you want to drag home a semi conscious broad and hope no charges are pressed somewhere down the line. Live a little you homosexuals
>Just be yourself bro
>there’s something fundamentally wrong with being yourself
Sounds like you might just kinda suck, dude
Sounds like you might just kinda suck, dude
women are inherently shallow, vapid and infantile
I have no patience for such "people" and likewise there's nothing someone like that might gain from someone like me
but honestly it's better to be alone than to be with someone who denies you both peace of minda and actual companionship
>wimenz bad and woe is me
>I’m not good enough for the ones who are good enough to meet my expectations
This is exactly why you’re not getting any gash, dillweed
>woe is me
where in the post is this even implied anon?
>the ones who are good enough
no such thing anon
>This is exactly why you’re not getting any gash
and where did I say I am trying to get any anon?
He's right.
You're an incel because you choose to be one, not because anyone else is being unfair to you.
isn't the whole point of an incel someone that doesn't want to be one?
if someone chooses that then by definition they aren't one
Yeah but there are people who “choose” to be that way in their own convoluted mind when in reality they don’t actually have the choice, no matter how much they try to convince themselves that they’re above it all in some way
see:
This is just embarrassing levels of cope
i think you anons are trying way too hard into making this an ego thing
man who have choosen not to waste themselves in the pursuit of pussy are not uncommon
On the other hand, it’s very telling of the quality of pussy these gentlemen are capable of obtaining. If my dating pool mostly consisted of overweight, try-hard quirky BPD bawds with dyed hair I would probably tap out too.
That's true. Those bawds still have high standards though because Chad once fricked and dumped them, so they think that's their league. They have awful attitudes.
Being this jaded has never benefited anyone. In case you weren’t aware, the blackpill is just a guaranteed road to a miserable existence and 9 times out of 10 =/= 100%, anon. Stop pretending ti yourself that the world is a place of black and white absolutes
I'm below the average height in my country. Slim girls have rejected me and the hottest girls I've had, have all been escorts. It is what it is, as xqc said.
Cry me a river, I’m 5’6” and have done just fine in my romantic endeavors without having my life ruined by bipolar art hoes like you guys are all so terrified of. Doesn’t help that I’m shrinking by the year and have absolute shit posture because of my degenerative spinal shit but if you’re too much of a b***h to make what you got work, that’s all on you boyo
I highly doubt you're getting hot girls as a 5'6" guy.
You have no idea buddy, when hotties say they care more about personality than looks it’s not autists they’re looking for. It’s all about nice, laid back and easygoing friendliness while still having a certain amount of sexual charge to your approach. But yeah I’m totally full of shit I only bag uggo’s, whatever makes you feel better friend
Why are you here if you have a Chad's personality and bang hotties?
Because chad personality doesn’t really exist, humans want to connect to other humans and not autists who treat the world like a robotic mechanism of chads and stacys and virgins and chonners and alphas and betas and us and them. That’s some gay shit
It does exist, it's the personality of someone who's extroverted, confident, charming and outgoing, not everyone can just simply become that way if their true personality is different. You're moronic.
Ok well sorry you’re so uncomfortable in your own skin, my bad. I mean I used to be that way too but I grew out of it so best of luck.
Lol, so you admit you were wrong? Your advice was the equivalent of people telling Africans to just become billionaires since Elon Musk is one.
I mean hey if you’re so neurotic that you’ve doomed yourself to a miserable life inside your own head then who am I to tell you that’s wrong? Just keeps more sperglord moron mongos out of the general public and thereby out of my way. There’s always counseling but you seem annoying so do me a favor and don’t seek any of that out.
>resorting to insults because someone called out your bullshit advice of becoming the next Tom Cruise
Lmao. I won, that was easy. How mad are you right now?
I don’t know what you think you won but I’m glad that it’s you who won it and not me. So are you like the Duke of Insecurity now or what should I start calling you
Seems like you're the sperglord moron. You came here expecting a pat on the back for your post and got mad when it didn't happen. Cry more.
Uh what? Last I checked, saying that a person is what they objectively are which is moronic isn’t necessarily a sign of anger. But hey if you need this so badly, here. You won! 🙂
>ayo dats sum gay shit frfr mah homieh u fr tellin me sum gay shit rn? ain't no way jus keep it a 100 u dig wat im sayin?
It is the gateway to enlightenment. However, everyone takes the things observed as a negative, rather than understanding that this world simply wasn’t made for them. It was made for the stupids, who can keep all of their bullshit in their yard.
I’m
and east coast nightlife was objectively better than shitty Denver. I only moved because of a work opportunity.
>unironically still posting PUA drivel in 2024
Christ.
>advice to be yourself is pick up artist drivel because I’m too autistic for my own personality to cause women to do anything but run for the hills so it’s all a farce
Bravo Carlos
I’m
and I wasn’t asking for your ridiculous PUA garbage. I was specifically asking for good bar recommendations in Denver, Colorado, you fricking sperg.
And I told you that not only would I not give you a recommendation, but also knowing a good bar isn’t a cheat code for viable pussy you fricking idiot. I’ll say it again, figure it the frick out for yourself
No that’s not correct. There are bars in every city where you’re more likely to encounter single women on the weekends. If you don’t live in Denver and aren’t familiar with the nightlife there, then you have nothing of value for me.
>NO
>THATS NOT CORRECT
>THERE HAS TO BE A SPECIFIC PLACE TO GET ME POON
Dude are you only just freshly 21 or something?
Yes, anon, what I said is accurate. Do you even go out much?
Alright I’m done to replying to this stupid kid, learn how to socialize and read a room for Christs sake
Okay well I’m telling you that you’re wrong on this one and your advice is worthless. There are most definitely bars where you’re more likely to encounter single girls and then there are bars where it’s mostly going to be couples and large groups that aren’t looking to socialize with strangers. That’s the distinction I’m trying to get across to you.
I wasn’t disagreeing with you jackass
Well then what the frick did you think I was saying when I asked for bar recommendations as a single guy in a new city?
I said no because you seem too desperate kek
But you don’t even live in Denver.
See:
Oh so you’re just a stereotypical Cinemaphile shut-in giving advice on a topic you know nothing about. Carry on then.
I could be but at least I can rest easy knowing I’m not the kind of person who goes around asking for advice on places to pick up chicks on fricking Cinemaphile lmfao
Also it’s cute how you went ahead and used the website we’re both posting on as an insult, my fellow “Cinemaphile shut-in”
To clarify: I was specifically asking for bar recommendations in Denver where I recently moved, not how to talk to women in general. Are you even from the U.S.?
Why in the everloving frick were you asking for bar recommendation here kek
Because another anon said he also lives in Denver.
Take your own advice and be yourself. Stop being such a shitposter troll and answer sincerely instead.
This is who I am
Maybe so, but you don’t always have to be like that. If some guy earnestly says "Hey I just moved to a new city. Anyone live in the area and have some recommendations for good singles bars?" then I’d help out if I could. You don’t always have to be a dickhead for no reason.
>And I told you that not only would I not give you a recommendation
Because you're a shut in
Yep
Any bars you recommend for single girls? I’ve only been here for a year. Downtown Denver nightlife seems so trashy to me. It’s like a decade behind the east coast.
A real man can get laid on literally any part of the planet. Just say you're a loser.
Chads are not the only "real men" you dumbass fembrained cucks
Real men are mostly genetically superior. Coomer sissy.
Denver is one of the gayest cities in the world. Literally go to any gay bar or get one of those gay hookup mobile phone applications
Kek you’re probably right about that. Straight bars thus far are all trashy tatted uphoes. Like I said, Denver culture feels like they’re lagging at least five years behind the east coast where I moved from.
move back you little b***h
Sorry but Denver itself sucks. The surrounding mountains and national parks are amazing but Denver proper is a shithole.
You think Denver is bad, I used to live in SF. Ugly is the mean there, the land of mediocre 5's who think they are 10's. Worst people I have met in my life. Rotten inside and out.
The west coast tech boom was a mistake. So many weird virgin guys moved there and destroyed the sexual marketplace for everyone else.
I'm in the peninsula right now and yeah after 2 years I'm really baffled by the behavior here. A lot of people blame the autism from tech but this place is like a magnet for absolute trash humans, and I mean that very apolitically. Really garbage people on both ends of the spectrum. I stayed in Texas recently and everyone was so much nicer except the other tansplants from sundown cities which were ALMOST as garbage but not as garbage as the SF conservatives.
SF is where people end up when they burn all their bridges. The kind of people who hate their families and hometowns, who are selfish to the extreme, who want 'freedom' but no responsibilities.
It's common for all the gays in the Castro to talk about their homosexual 'family' and boohoo about no one back home accepting them but that is because they are terrible people who cause everyone around them to loathe them. Same for the hippies, burnouts and drug addicts, same for the hipsters in the Mission, same for the snobs in the Marina and various Hills. All of them find makeshift 'families' in SF because they are so awful to be around no one else can stand them except other horrible people. The funny thing is eventually their newfound 'family' rejects them as well, resulting in a tail-between-the-legs moment of returning home to their real family all sheepish and hat in hand. Either that or completely burn out within SF and become one of the jaded, empty-eyed husks wandering the streets and haunting local bars.
You will rarely find successful, happy people who have lived in SF for any length of time.
>t. This is the Zodiac speaking
But also 100% correct
I thought I had low self esteem but holy shit dude I hope you’re exaggerating because that’s some supreme cuck shit. Either way makes me feel way better about myself. also it always cracks me up when people say shit like “I won’t find anybody else,” like GEE with that shit attitude I WONDER WHY kek pathetic
Reasons I’ve dumped girlfriends
>called my dog ‘Mustang Sally’
>had deaf parents
>had a mole on her back
>boobs were too small
>talked about her ex too much
>mean to her friends
>got fat
Are you me?
>liked the beatles too much
>made a weird sneezing sound
>afraid of going past 3rd gear
>too much into grape juice
>would comment on actors' looks out loud
>hemorrhoid heavy anus
kek
Yes. I've met women that I was initially interested in but did or said something that immediately turned me off from pursuit.
>I've put up with being cheated on because I knew I wouldn't find anyone else.
Oh dang OP, don't do that to yourself.
Those are reasonable, except I don't understand the Mustang Sally one. Was it that she kept doing it even though you told her not to?
none of that happened
The last three are completely reasonable
unironically about to end a 9 year relationship because she "hates water," won't fricking drink water, and is content to just clear her throat every 10 seconds (I have counted) and cough every 90. there are only so many fricking ways i can say, "you are fricking coughing all the time because you are constantly fricking dehydrated," the doctor has said this, no medicine is effective, the 4 fricking air purifiers do nothing, the humidifier does nothing, just fricking drink water!!!!!!
Why can't she just drink diet soda or some other liquid
sodas are not hydrating. the caffeine content makes them diuretic, and will lead to a net loss of hydration
she is doing it to spite you
Bro your gf has rabies
>called my dog ‘Mustang Sally’
moronic
>had deaf parents
kinda fair, like theres no way youre gonna be all there mentally if your parents speak like deaf people
>had a mole on her back
depends on the size
>boobs were too small
its about shape not size
>talked about her ex too much
very fair
>mean to her friends
unironically hot
>got fat
very fair
I never got why dating out west was such shit, is it because all the ivies in New England pull high quality Stacie’s to the northeast?
If you can't get laid wherever you are it's because you don't deserve to have sex
Just world fallacy
Have sex
I already did.
Now what?
Try it with a woman next time
Already did
>t. virgin
>muh sex
Any woman worth being around is going to be looking for stability, not muh sex. Find a wife and then sex her all you want.
I was dumped by a girl once because I was listening to too much Primus and Les Claypool solo shit and she "just wasn't into bass". Seeing her nowadays I realized she was totally out of my league.
I once broke up with a girl because she had a really, really bad laugh. Whether it was watching a movie, or out in public, or in bed, it just always ruined the mood.
>t. Jerry
So gold. Very relatable.
It's like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer.
Ali Wentworth used to be real cute, but then got some disease or thyroid thing that made her face all weird. Many such cases.
If you've seen office space, she played Peter's b***hy girlfriend at the beginning of the movie before disappearing for the rest of the film. She also had a show on Starz called "Head Case" that aired around the same time as Party Down, very underrated show.
But that's enough about Ali Wentworth for today.
No, tell us more about some actress literally no one has ever heard of.
It's a fictional television sitcom, Anon. Situations are exaggerated for comedic effect.
people tend to forget that Jerry was supposed to be a well known comedian around NYC. He's recognized often and was on Letterman when it used to mean something. The only thing that was unbelievable was sharing an apartment complex with people like Kramer and Newman.
He totally could get tons of ass even if he was ugly, so it's not that unbelievable he started to get picky
Jerry was just the male equivalent of a 20 something roastie "living her best life". It doesn't matter tho, the dating was just a jumping board for plots. Don't think about it too much.
Obviously Seinfeld is exaggerated, but no it's really not that hard. I wish I'd been more decisive with some of the girls I'd been dating because I met another girl like days after each of them. Usually I'd just cheat on them until they found out or got bored of my emotional detachment.
You sound psychotic.
>I wish I'd been more decisive with some of the girls I'd been dating because I met another girl like days after each of them. Usually I'd just cheat on them until they found out
based?
Was dumped by this 'alt model' after she told me she'd once had an abortion and my response was "pass me another beer"
people were limited to the local area and engaged more with each other but internet dating put a stop to that now someone can date from millions of people across different countries where males have to compete with millions of other males,].
>now someone can date from millions of people across different countries
Literally nobody is doing that except maybe some 4chin talking to an east Asian or European that's green card hunting lol
It was the 90s man, there were at least 10 hot chicks for every average guy, houses were very cheap and cars for free
>I knew I wouldn't find anyone else
sounds horrible. perhaps consider killing yourself?
>Was dating that easy they could dump their partners for the stupidest things?
No, it was an abstraction. Calm down and stop having a panic attack over it, zoomer. You can consider Seinfeld an anthology series that explores various awkward things that occur in everyday life/dating with observational humor, which is what Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David are both known for.
In New York, yeah
i remember going to a punk/emo club night in london in the mid 2000s and there was some babe barmaid. she came and danced to some finch some and we got off after it. she texted me the next day and kept saying your instead of you're and so i ghosted that b***h.
i was a solid 9/10 skinny fringegay emo girl bait back then so i had all the options in the world. now i''m old and just look like i've got AIDS.
I matched with a girl on Bumble. Offered to go on a hike or get coffee for the first date. She instead suggested dinner or taking her to a sports game, so I blocked her.
No woman is worth paying more than $10 for on the first date.
Jesus
HE.TOOK.IT.OUT.
Denver is Los Angeles/San Francisco 2.0. Started really going to shit by 2014.
This is also true. East coast cities are more condensed. Even if you do meet a girl out one night, chances are she lives in a totally different neighborhood that’s a pain in the ass to get to.
I’m 32 and have never had sex or been on a date
My mom just died so my dads single what’s up
Reasons I’ve ditched girls
>liked pineapple on pizza
>texted too much
>had a big nose
>talked too much during movies
>had been in a car accident so wouldn’t let anybody else drive
>ass too fat
>greta gerwig fan
>princess diana fan
>ate too much Asian food
I’m probably too picky but I like being alone so most of these were just straws that broke the camels back
>Was dating that easy they could dump their partners for the stupidest things?
have you not seen the huge lists of "icks" that women have today
not to mention you need to be top 0.1% to even get a chance in the first place
Jerry was a sexual tyrannosaurus.
It's called having balls, you wouldn't get it. If you stay with a girl after she literally got fricked by another man, you'll put up with anything. I could probably piss right on your face in public and you would just take it.
In-universe Jerry obviously wasn’t as rich as real Jerry, but he was still a successful touring standup that made good money. He got plenty of pussy just from having a cool show biz career.