i'm whiter than you Pueblo, only difference is i take pride in being a tiny white wienerlet haver
8 months ago
Anonymous
Well I take pride in being a BWC haver, why don’t you just get it over with and troon out, as is your destiny.
8 months ago
Anonymous
it's every white "males" destiny to troon out. there is no such thing as white masculinity
8 months ago
Anonymous
Why are you so bitter? Just frick asian women. There’s many hot ones. Stick to your own race and don’t blame white men because you can’t get a white woman.
good thing george didn't make the move here, because he's not handsome nor pretty and elaine would just mock him and laugh at his face, and then tell everyone the next day. good for george! he passed the shit test.
Even as an alcohol who has seriously drank the vodka exactly like Denzel in flight when he was in the car I find doing this with a mickey would be impossible. How can you possibly open your throat for it to go straight down into your stomach while your lips are forming a tight seal?
You will never get anywhere in life if you dont stop being so pathetically careless. You might think it’s inconsequential but I sense you’re exactly the kind of moron that accidentally says Black person at work.
find it surprisingly common in people that work in bars and restaurants, they get kind of sick being around drunk people and associate it with work
think most of the drinking in the show is a glass of wine during a date
No, she was not in fact, an alcohol
People are mostly water actually. Fun fact.
If I'm made of water why do I need to drink?
You don't really. You can get enough hydration from the food that you eat.
Is eating ice drinking?
Ice isn't food.
What about shaved ice with lots of toppings on it?
Technically it is since it can change the chemical composition of your body.
If you mean alcoholic then no
She was definitely some kind of ethanol or another
Elaine a cute
90s fashion was fricking shit.
Don't (you) me with your contrarian asspain.
SEXOOOOOOOOO
Was her dancing really that bad?
It’s like a full body dry heave.
No, in early seasons she dances without problem.
In which episode did she dance before?
I didn't know Elaine was a she/they zoomer
why does this board love this look so much?
It’s how she should have worn her hair, that perm or whatever was unflattering.
yeah I almost always prefer straighter hair but her wavy look in the show is dated and very 90s
Most hit puberty in the late 90s when this look was in fashion
people here are 45?
approachable looking
It is not intimidating.
They think that means they can dress applesauce style anytime they like
What's a computer?
>her rockbottom is hotter than most women at their best
How did she do it?
I had my first wet dream about Elaine. It was weird I grew up in the 90’s you’d think Pamela Anderson or Brittany spears. Nope, Elaine.
jewesses OWN tiny white wienerlets
Oh Chang, your projection is adorable.
i'm whiter than you Pueblo, only difference is i take pride in being a tiny white wienerlet haver
Well I take pride in being a BWC haver, why don’t you just get it over with and troon out, as is your destiny.
it's every white "males" destiny to troon out. there is no such thing as white masculinity
Why are you so bitter? Just frick asian women. There’s many hot ones. Stick to your own race and don’t blame white men because you can’t get a white woman.
Shes unironically hoter than both of them. And time has just proved me right
Is the joke that her rock bottom looks like Jason Alexander?
Pretty much, she and George switched places in terms of fortune in the episode.
I wish i could have enjoyed life in the comfy 90s
I did, but I wish I could have stayed there.
Like Elaine doesn't enjoy some titty torture.
elaine benis
George was fricking busting nuts driving home. Elaine is such a sexy israelite
>that 90s intercom
frick i blew my load to the wrong thing! again!
What ep is this? One of the very early ones right? I remember tring to find it by googling Elaine porno but failed to find it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tape
Elaine wasn’t israeli, but Julia is.
Reminds me of that tragedy
bet George also took it out
George gaped Elaine.
George definitely has a chode
i always thought it was funny those moments when george wanted elaine
good thing george didn't make the move here, because he's not handsome nor pretty and elaine would just mock him and laugh at his face, and then tell everyone the next day. good for george! he passed the shit test.
Elaine's toes in my mouth
Me too, please.
foot gays deserve the rope
No she was an aldehyde.
Druk thread?
What are some good bourbons? Makers mark and evan williams I’ve tried to my liking.
Four Roses Small Batch
Lol
just when i thought Steelies were out of my life forever, they release a cherry slushie flavor?
It tastes like candy
two eleven will make sure you never enter heaven
Just get an Icee or Slush Puppy and fill it halfway with Key Largo.
>Peach schnapps
Her dad was an alcoholic according to her, and that episode he was in he was downing scotch I think, so she very well could have been.
Kys with this shitty tumblr gif
>we webm now
Shut the frick up you little shit.
>Shut the frick up you little shit
Heh, watch this, no
Gross she'd probably shit herself while sleeping
elaine was a sex
She drank the vodka.
Even as an alcohol who has seriously drank the vodka exactly like Denzel in flight when he was in the car I find doing this with a mickey would be impossible. How can you possibly open your throat for it to go straight down into your stomach while your lips are forming a tight seal?
What is a Mickey?
You will never get anywhere in life if you dont stop being so pathetically careless. You might think it’s inconsequential but I sense you’re exactly the kind of moron that accidentally says Black person at work.
I accidentally did that once, but turned it around so it came out as n-onsense at the last second.
This is how you find actual friends, if you have to police your language around someone they aren't friends.
i hate their lexicon
piss in my mouth goddess elaine
just thought of how weird it is how rarely they drink in Seinfeld
I think it's because Jerry does not drink
>I think it's because Jerry does not drink
find it surprisingly common in people that work in bars and restaurants, they get kind of sick being around drunk people and associate it with work
think most of the drinking in the show is a glass of wine during a date
are her and Aubrey plaza the only funny women in existence?