Was he based?

Was he based?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really no, Tito was based. Everyone else in the show was stupid.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tito was a rapist

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats just a bears natural instinct

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Checked

          Rocket himself was such an arrogant douchebag. I don't understand why he was supposed to be the main character.

          Thinking back on it I'm not sure, possibly a self insert? I have no idea I never checked behind the scenes for this cartoon.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        post the fan fic for the newbie babies

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like ancient hawaiians used to.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking law of the splintered paddle bullshit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        and a troony

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rocket himself was such an arrogant douchebag. I don't understand why he was supposed to be the main character.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's the main villain

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time for a dicking

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    MORE FREE FOOD AND SKATEBOARDS.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was a good dad trying his best with an objectively shitty son

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How fricked are he and his family now that California has gone to shit? The Surf Shack must've gone out of business years ago if Covid didn't kill it.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is a fish taco shaped like a fish?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    does the fish taco look like a fish?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coolarooni

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold. Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help. The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in. He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue. Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate. Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fricking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie. Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope. He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body. Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in. "Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FRICKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How pleased you are to surf away on the big waves when it suits your convince, Tito. Wind blows, rain falls, only the strongest can ride the kahuna.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the memes tito

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ray absolutely slays

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