As soon as I saw those fat homosexuals standing there, I fast-forwarded. Also, I don't know which white guy cucked Kevin Hart, but he can't seem to shut the frick up about white people these days. His jokes were just spiteful and lame 90% of the time.
Its because the white guy get to joke about being gays while he will get whacked if he gives name drops any of the black rappers and actors who went through him.
I don't normally listen to them, segura is alright sometimes but bert is insufferable, but jimmy carr was on their opdcast this week and lowkey just spends half of it calling bert a moron, really enjoyed it.
Him confronting Jeff Ross was some bullshit. He should’ve been ripped on the whole night for it. Jeff Ross is a creep though but I’ve never seen a roast where the host couldn’t take it and went off.
Kevin Hart was the host he took Kevin Hart jokes just fine, the joke that Brady confronted Ross about wasn't even at Brady's expense, it was a Robert Kraft joke and Brady didn't even "go off" he quietly reminded Ross of the stipulations he agreed to for the honor of being allowed at a netflix roast.
Him confronting Jeff Ross was some bullshit. He should’ve been ripped on the whole night for it. Jeff Ross is a creep though but I’ve never seen a roast where the host couldn’t take it and went off.
>remind of media israelite of contract stipulations during your roast
Kevin Hart was the host he took Kevin Hart jokes just fine, the joke that Brady confronted Ross about wasn't even at Brady's expense, it was a Robert Kraft joke and Brady didn't even "go off" he quietly reminded Ross of the stipulations he agreed to for the honor of being allowed at a netflix roast.
Brady didn't want him reminding the goys that ~~*Bobby Kraft*~~ got busted by the cops for getting hand jobs from east Asian sex slaves in ~~*Florida*~~
And faced zero legal consequences for it
It's better than getting blackmailed by an African American woman whose services as a prostitute you engaged. Like the time Bob Kraft's extremely wealthy wife, Myrna, was dying and Bob was blackmailed by a black prostitute.
Isn't this the dude that has a weirdly effiminate son that he kisses on the lips?? or was that a different celebrity? what is with celebrity dads and their girly sons
Yes it was an even worse match to the question that was specifically asked about celebrities kissing their kids on the lips, that is why I pointed out that the question was about kissing kids on the lips, not other parts of their head.
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The neck isn't part of your head and kissing it can be much more sexual than the lips.
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The neck is the base of the head and nobody asked which celebrity kissed their kid on the neck, no matter how much you personally fetishize that over lip kissing kids.
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The neck is the neck. The head is the head. Maybe it's different in your language but in human the neck and the head are two different areas of the body. That's why there's two different names for them.
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The neck is the base of the head just like the face is the front of the head despite the face and head having two different names just like neck and head do.
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You're fricking moronic. And you will never get Tom Brady kisses on your lips or on the base of your head, which English speakers call a neck.
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Are you propositioning me by suggesting we are already fricking?
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I'm not Tom Brady.
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I'm definitely not fricking Tom Brady since I am not either younger than 10 or older than 60, so it doesn't look like he would have me.
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they should have put you in for some sick burns man
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You're a moron. Go tie a rope around the base of your head and find something that will support your weight to tie the other end to.
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meh
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I already jerked off recently, maybe in a couple of hours I will fire up the old jerking noose again.
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Made me vomit
That's disgusting
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Wait he kisses his dad on the lips? Oh, not weird then. Just a family thing.
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Yeah they all frick
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I bet they frick. But not each other. That'd be gay. Nothing wrong with familial love though. It's not like their dicks get hard or anything. I got kisses from my parents until I was out of grade school.
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Too bad Shane Gillis wasnt there to roast. He could have pulled his "would you rather get shot in the head or 69 with your dad" bit and then reference the kissing
Yes but none of the super edgy comedians were allowed to talk about it per the agreement they made prior to this uncensored, no holds barred paid television event.
I thought it was because they're two different body parts.
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The jaw is different from the cranium, but they are both still just as much part of the head as the base of the head.
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Let's get back to basics here; you're a fricking moron. Nobody calls the neck the base of the head. It's the neck. Stop trying to explain why you're not moronic for inventing a new and completely moronic way to refer to the neck and go away.
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Wrong, its specifically defined as the base of the head which supports its weight and acts as the part of the head that allows it to turn and flex and neck pain at the base of the skull is one of the most common recurring pain people experience.
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>base of the skull
That's the occipital bone. And you're still a fricking moron.
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But the skull can't be part of the head since it has a different word too.
Pick up some chicken grease, a speculum, and a box of marbles on your way over and I will teach you all about being a prostitute in a humiliation ritual.
Roasts are so fricking moronic. I hate standup comedians so much. >Wow, did you see Tony Heathcliff said that Tom Brady is gay!?!? Hahaha, I couldn't stop laughing!!
no, jeff ross trying to be this badass comedy destroyer is the real humiliation ritual. and that b***h who got her face cut up when gronk spiked a shot glass.
few people here outside of new england and a certain age group would know who drew bledsoe is, but the jokes were true that brady hard cucked him right out of a job. Dude was a surprisingly good sport because of all the jokes told that night those probably stung the most. Brady legit came out of nowhere and ruined the guys career.
I hardly believe Brady even understood the jokes. Decades of head Trauma must have left him with severe CTE, but people just take him as a jock type so its funny and not at all a serious condiction.
Always thought of that meat Canyon vid, where he molests his son and was taken down, hit to close to his pedophile mush of a brain
Yeah, for Bert and Tom Segura.
Literally my exact thought too
were they the fat guys? i skipped
As soon as I saw those fat homosexuals standing there, I fast-forwarded. Also, I don't know which white guy cucked Kevin Hart, but he can't seem to shut the frick up about white people these days. His jokes were just spiteful and lame 90% of the time.
Its because the white guy get to joke about being gays while he will get whacked if he gives name drops any of the black rappers and actors who went through him.
I don't normally listen to them, segura is alright sometimes but bert is insufferable, but jimmy carr was on their opdcast this week and lowkey just spends half of it calling bert a moron, really enjoyed it.
Him confronting Jeff Ross was some bullshit. He should’ve been ripped on the whole night for it. Jeff Ross is a creep though but I’ve never seen a roast where the host couldn’t take it and went off.
Kevin Hart was the host he took Kevin Hart jokes just fine, the joke that Brady confronted Ross about wasn't even at Brady's expense, it was a Robert Kraft joke and Brady didn't even "go off" he quietly reminded Ross of the stipulations he agreed to for the honor of being allowed at a netflix roast.
>remind of media israelite of contract stipulations during your roast
Finally got his undefeated season superb owl
>was some bullshit
zoom zoom
Jeff Ross is the kind of israelite that makes people want to join Hamas.
Brady didn't want him reminding the goys that ~~*Bobby Kraft*~~ got busted by the cops for getting hand jobs from east Asian sex slaves in ~~*Florida*~~
And faced zero legal consequences for it
It's better than getting blackmailed by an African American woman whose services as a prostitute you engaged. Like the time Bob Kraft's extremely wealthy wife, Myrna, was dying and Bob was blackmailed by a black prostitute.
bag tool wrench slam
Female: OMG Tom I want to frick you
Male: Ur gay lol
/ffm/ - failed february memes
That's Theo Von thoughever
Isn't this the dude that has a weirdly effiminate son that he kisses on the lips?? or was that a different celebrity? what is with celebrity dads and their girly sons
I think you are referring to Liev Schreiber and his "daughter".
No, it was Tom Brady
>on the lips
Neck is even worse
Yes it was an even worse match to the question that was specifically asked about celebrities kissing their kids on the lips, that is why I pointed out that the question was about kissing kids on the lips, not other parts of their head.
The neck isn't part of your head and kissing it can be much more sexual than the lips.
The neck is the base of the head and nobody asked which celebrity kissed their kid on the neck, no matter how much you personally fetishize that over lip kissing kids.
The neck is the neck. The head is the head. Maybe it's different in your language but in human the neck and the head are two different areas of the body. That's why there's two different names for them.
The neck is the base of the head just like the face is the front of the head despite the face and head having two different names just like neck and head do.
You're fricking moronic. And you will never get Tom Brady kisses on your lips or on the base of your head, which English speakers call a neck.
Are you propositioning me by suggesting we are already fricking?
I'm not Tom Brady.
I'm definitely not fricking Tom Brady since I am not either younger than 10 or older than 60, so it doesn't look like he would have me.
they should have put you in for some sick burns man
You're a moron. Go tie a rope around the base of your head and find something that will support your weight to tie the other end to.
meh
I already jerked off recently, maybe in a couple of hours I will fire up the old jerking noose again.
Made me vomit
That's disgusting
Wait he kisses his dad on the lips? Oh, not weird then. Just a family thing.
Yeah they all frick
I bet they frick. But not each other. That'd be gay. Nothing wrong with familial love though. It's not like their dicks get hard or anything. I got kisses from my parents until I was out of grade school.
Too bad Shane Gillis wasnt there to roast. He could have pulled his "would you rather get shot in the head or 69 with your dad" bit and then reference the kissing
his son seems a little old to be sat on his fathers lap. i dont expect men either so i am a little taken aback
Why would a man take these photos
Has schreibers son hit twink death yet, he looked pretty haggard and weird last time he got posted
Liev Schriber is a pedophile.
>or was that a different celebrity?
That's literally every single one of them
Yes but none of the super edgy comedians were allowed to talk about it per the agreement they made prior to this uncensored, no holds barred paid television event.
What's wrong with a loving father kissing his son on the lips?
Your father is never going to take you to the enchanted forest, Pim.
Did they bring up his first child with Bridget Mohayan or however it is spelled? That kid is chad, his huemonkey kids are dysgenic
No but they brought up him skipping out on her when she was pregnant.
Did they mention the doordash driver murdering her dog and try to pin it on Tom?
That was Angie Harmon, Brady had a kid with Bridget Moynahan.
>Tom Brady, why do you look like a gay Tom Brady
Did I just get catfished by a fake ai argument? kek
Maybe, is there a shoe on your head and a sharpie in your pooper?
Is that ai calling the neck the base of the head? I thought it was a pajeet.
Look up sculptures of a head bust and you will see they generally have necks because the neck is the base of the head, you unenlightened tard.
Why is it called the neck instead of your much more catchy term the base of the head?
Brevity, same reason the front of your head is called your face instead of the front of the head.
or as normal people call it; the forehead
Normal people don't call the face the forehead since the forehead is above the face and still part of the head even though it has a different name.
I thought it was because they're two different body parts.
The jaw is different from the cranium, but they are both still just as much part of the head as the base of the head.
Let's get back to basics here; you're a fricking moron. Nobody calls the neck the base of the head. It's the neck. Stop trying to explain why you're not moronic for inventing a new and completely moronic way to refer to the neck and go away.
Wrong, its specifically defined as the base of the head which supports its weight and acts as the part of the head that allows it to turn and flex and neck pain at the base of the skull is one of the most common recurring pain people experience.
>base of the skull
That's the occipital bone. And you're still a fricking moron.
But the skull can't be part of the head since it has a different word too.
UNDERWOOD
If someone wants to give me 25 million for humiliating me, I'm available whenever.
I'll make you wear a skirt and be my cute femboy maid >:3
imagine after winning 7 rings still getting life mogged by a literal homosexual.
aaron rodgers is a homosexual?
nah, he's 1000% straight
he really really really loves women
no, he has some kind of mild autism though. it's pretty obvioous
>homosexual
this movie redpilled me on the gays:
https://rumble.com/v4uomzo-aids-the-judgement-of-god-full-documentary.html
I’m Hispanic and I have no fricking idea how is this white homie
It's Tom Brady. His name is right there under the picture of his front head.
skullgays btfo
He got paid handsomely. There are no such thing as "humiliation rituals", it's just your incel ass is unable to cope with the real world.
prostitutes are the ones most commonly subjected to humiliation rituals, though, a tradition that dates all the way back to The prostitute of Babylon.
I don't know much about classical myths, alls I know is what I can do.
Pick up some chicken grease, a speculum, and a box of marbles on your way over and I will teach you all about being a prostitute in a humiliation ritual.
Is this some hentai reference or something?
No, its a prostitute humiliation reference.
>prostitute humiliation
You got a link?
You gonna be the zelda?
This isn't Cinemaphile so not a vidya reference.
The franchise also consists of tv shows and movies, casualtard.
>The franchise
Which one?
>prostitute of babylon
Just israelites fricking SEETHING about being mogged by the Babylonians.
I don't understand this roast thingy
Must be some sort of strange amerifat custom like mass shootings and un-walkable cities
Celebrity worship goes hard there so I guess someone figured it'd be entertaining to do the opposite for half an hour
Who else is there to look up to in these times?
used to be actual heroes, legends, and deities...
Those are just celebrities with extra steps.
Those were people with admirable character traits that people would strive towards. Not people who can throw a ball or lie convincingly
Someone's lies must have been pretty convincing if you are still believing their fantastical godking claims to this day.
Are you autistic?
Everything has been done. All the themes in life have been used up and turned into theme parks.
I know. KUWTK was on TV for years!
>Everything has been done. All the themes in life have been used up and turned into theme parks.
Just gotta see beyond the Walls of Disneyland.
Anyone besides people who throw a ball around or lie in front of a camera, lmao
>I lost all my money in FTX
>Gisele left me
>will be humiliated for $$$ money
>be best gridiron football player in history
>your Euro supermodel wife leaves you for BBC
it's over bros
Roasts are so fricking moronic. I hate standup comedians so much.
>Wow, did you see Tony Heathcliff said that Tom Brady is gay!?!? Hahaha, I couldn't stop laughing!!
Not two minutes in Kevin Hart made black penis jokes. Later on in the show he says obsession with dicks is a white thing. I don't get it.
You can't humiliate Tom. You just can't. He the goat. Even over Jordan.
Yes because now the audience wants to crucify him for letting other comedians talk shit about his ex girlfriend. The grim reaper looms over him.
no, jeff ross trying to be this badass comedy destroyer is the real humiliation ritual. and that b***h who got her face cut up when gronk spiked a shot glass.
few people here outside of new england and a certain age group would know who drew bledsoe is, but the jokes were true that brady hard cucked him right out of a job. Dude was a surprisingly good sport because of all the jokes told that night those probably stung the most. Brady legit came out of nowhere and ruined the guys career.
>Was it a humiliation ritual?
Yes. That is exactly what roasts traditionally are.
I hardly believe Brady even understood the jokes. Decades of head Trauma must have left him with severe CTE, but people just take him as a jock type so its funny and not at all a serious condiction.
Always thought of that meat Canyon vid, where he molests his son and was taken down, hit to close to his pedophile mush of a brain
No
You think Tom Brady is humiliated that Tony Hinchcliffe made fun of his shoes?
>Nice shoes. b***h
>”OMG LITERAL SAVAGERY HE COOKIN FR FR”
I hate this homosexual's smirk and Sloth-like eye positioning.
oooh, roasted
well he did win Superbowl 55 and the roast was on 5/5