was it a war crime?

was it a war crime?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >is shooting an aggressive combatant a war crime?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hostilities hadn't yet commenced; if it was no war crime it was certainly an act of aggression towards Isengard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Saruman already declared war.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          there was no formal declaration of war; Saruman merely lent tacit support to the Dunledings in their righteous struggle to drive out the Rohan colonizers from Dunland

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There is no need for a formal declaration of war when you are marching a 10,000 strong army up to their stronghold.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              he would be executed in a real army for firing early and ruining any chance of a parley

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >firing
                >a bow
                So you fly in from reddit this morning?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This is like saying Aragorn was wrong to kill the Mouth of Sauron because he was a diplomatic emissary or some shit... When this was days after Sauron tried to exterminate Minas Tirith and invade Gondor.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >This is like saying Aragorn was wrong to kill the Mouth of Sauron because he was a diplomatic emissary or some shit
              Yes? Although I'll admit that it was a strange move on Sauron's part to try his hand at diplomacy AFTER he started a genocidal war against Gondor.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                His military operation against Gondor wasn't going as planned so he needed to buy time to reorganize and resupply his army. Also there was the problem of Rohan recklessly supplying troops to Gondor, diplomacy was needed to prevent further escalation. Sauron had already pulled back his armies from Minas Tirith as a show of goodwill. Of course he didn't expect Aragorn to pull off a war crime in daylight.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That same Uruk army, marching up to a city in full war outfit, had been pillaging the Rohan countryside on the way there

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >marching up to a city in full war outfit
          show of force
          >had been pillaging the Rohan countryside on the way there
          hill-folk who wore no isengard uniforms

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What about the warg riders who attacked a peaceful caravan of Rohan civilians traveling lawfully in their own realm?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >a peaceful caravan
              those caravans were transporting weapons to use in the genocide against the hill-folk
              >traveling lawfully in their own realm
              stolen land

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >noooo not the heckin innocent Uruks!
        >you can't just heckin shoot an arrow at one of 10,000 fully armed warriors who are in active siege of your stronghold

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what if they were uruk refugees fleeing from Saruman and seeking a better life in Rohan?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Purely Isengardian-economic factors

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >hostilities hadn't yet commenced;
        trespassing is a violation of the NAP

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There was already a battle involving uruk at the river fords.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Hacksongays knowing anything about the books

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >battle
          harmless skirmishing which could've been resolved peacefully

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >what is Westfold

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what's westfold?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fords of Isen was an inside job

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stand your ground law applies. They shouldn’t have been on the land

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh the orcs literally brought bombs and shit

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Orc was trying to break into congress

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >let's just hold our bows back at full strength for an hour lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was a moronic scene written by someone who thought archers and 18C line infantry worked the same way, it wasn't a war crime.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We only have “war crimes” because there were international agreements that such a thing existed. I’m no lore gay so I don’t know if anything like that happened in Middle Earth but I doubt it. Lastly, only fake countries and losers let their soldiers be judged by other nations.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frickin nerds

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He ruined their little pike dance so yeah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dances are not protected actions under the Geneva convention.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was dumb because archers don't sit there with the bow drawn back for minutes. No one does that except in movies. In real life medieval war, you are supposed to wait until you are given the command to draw your bow and fire. You don't sit there waiting and waiting with a drawn bow. That's stupid and tiring.

    Just like that stupid sound effect in movies where they draw their swords but it makes a metal grinding "shrrinnng" noise. Why? The scabbard is made of leather. Why would the sword make a metal noise like that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hackson was shit, we all know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't soldiers, they were farmers and peasants with little to no training

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. It takes so much fricking strength to pull back the string on a bow. Their arms would have given out within seconds. Archers back then were strong as oxen

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    War crimes only apply to other humans.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    durr somebody has to fire the first shot think about it.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His name was Aldor.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No. It was a misfire.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fire
      >bow

      durr somebody has to fire the first shot think about it.

      >fire
      >bow

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WTF are you on about? Look up what a warcrime is.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More like achieves first kill.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand why they took so long to fire.
    > Enemy rocks up within range
    > Let them do some big war chant to intimidate your soldiers.

    Like the frick? Just start blasting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my assumption was that they were just outside of what everyone assumed was bow range and that the old guy was just as surprised as anyone that his arrow hit something.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That was also my interpretation, also that the arrow connecting was a metaphor for the orcs underestimating humans

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you assume them to be just out of range you shouldn't be drawing your bow, that's just going to tire out your troops and eventually ruin the strings if you make a habit out of it, they also should have been pointing 45 degrees up and not 5 degrees down if they thought it was at near max range.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The orcs clearly violated the NAP by entering King Théoden's domain in their attempt to enforce Isengard's tax policy.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NOTCH
    >DRAW
    >HOLD
    >HOLD
    >HOLD
    >HOLD
    >KEEP HOLDING BOYS ITS ONLY A 100 LB DRAW WEIGHT
    >HOLD
    >HOLD
    >NOT YET LADS
    >HOLD
    >FIIIREEE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >LOOOSE
      >I MEAN FIRE, MODERN AUDIENCE DON'T KNOW WHAT LOOSE MEANS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fire
      >FIRE
      >I THINK I'M GONNA LOOSE MY FRICKING MIND

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >He's a named character in the table top game and has a special rule that he always fires first.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >was it a war crime?
    did he ask the uruk where it was from

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