>"Football website!" >*gets pushed a bit in the shoulder* >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUURGHHHH LOOK AT WHAT HE DID TO ME MR. REFEREE AAAAUGHRRRGH I'M LITERALLY DYING THIS HURTS SO FRICKING MUCH"
I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fricker down. You were a man. And under that hot Alabama sun you learned the values of Christ, America, and manhood- the Mississippi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...
And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy European shit- real sport, Arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and I'd watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the Texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, Philadelphia- my home- and she made love to every Black person in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play
>BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON >HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEEN SHANASTY BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL >YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST DAVONKUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN >DUDE HE'S GOT SKIP NASH THROWING FOR HIM SKIPS 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME >AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM >EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE FRANCHISE WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS
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I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fricker down. You were a man. And under that hot Alabama sun you learned the values of Christ, America, and manhood- the Mississippi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...
And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy European shit- real sport, Arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and I'd watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the Texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, Philadelphia- my home- and she made love to every Black person in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play
it's not about possesion. It's about chances at that moment to qualify for the next round. Game was ending and Real needed two goals to qualify and they scored it in like a minute or something
man chest hair titty
explain in english
plot armor
>refball and offside goals
ebin
>offside goals in the age of VAR
the frick you talking about, secondary?
>VAR
Thats a polite suggestion.
post those offside goals in that RM CL campaign then
>the frick you talking about
Real VARdrid's excellence
hi dutchlad
Of the highest order
Football is for low IQ subhumans, Black folk and sandBlack folk
Football website. Go back, tourist!
>"Football website!"
>*gets pushed a bit in the shoulder*
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUURGHHHH LOOK AT WHAT HE DID TO ME MR. REFEREE AAAAUGHRRRGH I'M LITERALLY DYING THIS HURTS SO FRICKING MUCH"
I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fricker down. You were a man. And under that hot Alabama sun you learned the values of Christ, America, and manhood- the Mississippi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...
And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy European shit- real sport, Arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and I'd watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the Texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, Philadelphia- my home- and she made love to every Black person in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play
>europistani instantly thinks of BBCuck shit whenever americans make fun of his silly sport
lmao
>BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON
>HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEEN SHANASTY BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL
>YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST DAVONKUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN
>DUDE HE'S GOT SKIP NASH THROWING FOR HIM SKIPS 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME
>AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM
>EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE FRANCHISE WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS
most sane and calm soccer enjoyer
Calm down Ngubu.
> in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents
Lost
>acting is not Cinemaphile
Curious argument
Pissi Cuckitini
1% possession?
qrd?
it's not about possesion. It's about chances at that moment to qualify for the next round. Game was ending and Real needed two goals to qualify and they scored it in like a minute or something
ahh ok -thx - i stopped watching that sport with the saudi occupation of it
and frick real madrid and city and barcelona.
Football is always a source of IRL kino
It's really not. It's capeshit slop but with countries.
>Pane won't even win a trophy with Bayern in the Bayernliga
SAD!
Why are anglogroids so grotesque?
one and only
English stadiums are fricking goldmines
Kane?
Us Europeans love football because it's one of the handful of situations where we are allowed to be racist without legal repercussions
About that...
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/barrow-morecambe-racist-abuse-arrest-police-b2439708.html
They've just been investigating 'virtual' rape. Total lost cause.
https://www.reuters.com/sports/soccer/spanish-police-detain-four-connection-with-vinicius-jr-effigy-hung-bridge-2023-05-23/
uhhhh... ameribros???
>it's real
Kek. American companies get so moronic in June.
Wrong picture but still.
Stupid Camavinga, if he was intelligent wouldn't do the stupid thing he did in Madrid and we would laughing of Oil Qataries City one more time.
Explain?
Was just reading that case. What an absolute shitstain of a country. Ignore actual grooming gangs for this nonsense.
Fifa is unironically good game if you friend to play with