I don't know, how obsessive is your schizophrenia that you think the the wars in the middle east had anything to do with Israel when that makes zero sense since they were primarily about the lithium and opium?
I would like to see a film called "Steven Seagal vs. Hollywood." The title leads you to believe it is going to be a biographical drama about an outsider making it in the film industry, but it's actually just 2 hours of Seagal physically fighting all of Hollywood - all of them: other actors, directors, producers, crew, make-up - young, old, male, female, armed, unarmed it doesn't matter. They all run at Seagal and attack him, but one by one he destroys them all.
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
Is this the movie where he's constantly sitting because he's too fat to walk and somehow the main bad characters just happen to pass through the area he's watching so he can save everyone at the end?
He's just that good. Top brass had to beg him just to use an optic. Before that he filed down the iron sights and literally just used the rails to aim.
He's just that good. Top brass had to beg him just to use an optic. Before that he filed down the iron sights and literally just used the rails to aim.
>this is the m4 I was telling you about. Iron sights filed down, no scope, gold plating. Envher Xoxha personally handed this to me when I helped him escape the bunkers.
SS actually seems kind of Normal in his Scott Adkins interview (I was ready for some cringe)
I wonder if his entire act is some wrestling Kayfabe gimmick
Yeah I think the only bullshit in that was his claim that the film wasn't sped up which is the case in 99% of martial arts kino. The Jesse Enkamp interview is comfy as well.
This is a strange movie. Seagal is in it for maybe five minutes and all he does is sit in a dark room watching over some wounded soldiers. Then he's got one action scene at the end where he holds a rifle in an awkward way. Van Dam isn't the main character either. Instead it's some third guy who is trying to get some civilians safely out of a war zone or something. Honestly not a bad movie at all. It's just not a Seagal movie. Just a kinda generic war movie that Seagal appears in for a few minutes.
>yet another Sniper movie
How many times can you die for Israel
I don't know, how obsessive is your schizophrenia that you think the the wars in the middle east had anything to do with Israel when that makes zero sense since they were primarily about the lithium and opium?
Are you moronic? America is a israeli vassal state. israelite says jump, america says how high
>no double katanas or him shooting on the floor
I would like to see a film called "Steven Seagal vs. Hollywood." The title leads you to believe it is going to be a biographical drama about an outsider making it in the film industry, but it's actually just 2 hours of Seagal physically fighting all of Hollywood - all of them: other actors, directors, producers, crew, make-up - young, old, male, female, armed, unarmed it doesn't matter. They all run at Seagal and attack him, but one by one he destroys them all.
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
all while barely moving. the fight scenes in his movies these days are just him standing still and flailing his arms around as people run at him
kino
FUND IT!
Steven Seagal is the Brendan Schaub of martial artists
blessed thread
OPERATOR?
also; general cumtown thread
AUGHAUGHAUGHAUGH
EUGHEGHEGHEGHEGH
I never cared for the crass, lowbrow comedy of Cum Town. I much prefer the witty topical humor of The Adam Friedland Show.
How many Ukrainian birthdays has he snatched so far?
Not as many as plates of fried chicken snatched.
Chickino
Someone post him on the conveyor belt
Remastered version is better.
>van dam
that's not even how you spell it
It's Rob, not Jean-Claude.
I like SS. He's literally a caricature of himself
People actually watch this commie dipshit shit?
It can be pretty good at times
here's something more to your liking chud https://youtu.be/zEZ0qka2wxo
Is this the movie where he's constantly sitting because he's too fat to walk and somehow the main bad characters just happen to pass through the area he's watching so he can save everyone at the end?
I watched A Good Man and whatever the one with DMX was called. Seagal really cannot act for shit.
Better than 90% of shit produced by Disney
Why isn't he negligently discharging in this pic?
>movie is called "Sniper"
>has an m4 on the cover instead
He's just that good. Top brass had to beg him just to use an optic. Before that he filed down the iron sights and literally just used the rails to aim.
>this is the m4 I was telling you about. Iron sights filed down, no scope, gold plating. Envher Xoxha personally handed this to me when I helped him escape the bunkers.
is his left hand in his pocket?
Doesnt anyone noticed the left leg is shopped in ??
I watched this with my friends and one of them ended up vomiting on his keyboard half way through the movie
Kino
SS actually seems kind of Normal in his Scott Adkins interview (I was ready for some cringe)
I wonder if his entire act is some wrestling Kayfabe gimmick
Yeah I think the only bullshit in that was his claim that the film wasn't sped up which is the case in 99% of martial arts kino. The Jesse Enkamp interview is comfy as well.
>Jesse Enkamp interview
NO SENSEI!
WHY? WHY WOULD HE EVER DO AN INTERVIEW WITH STEVEN SEAGULL? FRICKING AUTISTIC SWEDE
Man
Steve Seagal is living his best life and I’m jealous.
man i tried to watch a fat seagal movie and the camera was so awful i had to turn it off.
>30+ replies
>page 9
>no one has posted the edit of the OP pic yet
what edit? also, not using catalog lel
Director's Cut, 4h55m. No bloopers, it was a single take.
Me want the punani
holy shit this is insane. he is so fricking fat
Seagal is a master of his body, weight included
No MRE left behind
holy shit
I wonder if the military even makes uniforms that big.
Airborne regiments routinely order than amount of fabric.
In muttmerica? Absolutely
Was segal ever in shape? hes like the only action guy who never took his shirt off
This is a strange movie. Seagal is in it for maybe five minutes and all he does is sit in a dark room watching over some wounded soldiers. Then he's got one action scene at the end where he holds a rifle in an awkward way. Van Dam isn't the main character either. Instead it's some third guy who is trying to get some civilians safely out of a war zone or something. Honestly not a bad movie at all. It's just not a Seagal movie. Just a kinda generic war movie that Seagal appears in for a few minutes.
>Falls on the ground conveniently nearby something that clips to him using it to get back up.
wtf is that GSP?
did that fat frick write himself into a movie where he beats up GSP?
Imagine being an actual martial artist and having to sell for that jabroni Seagal and his fairytale mumbo jumbo. Hope the paycheck was fat, lmao.
Thinking of picking on me huh kid? I'll have you know I nearly died fighting to promote gay sex in Yemen and I'd do it again.
Checked!
>troony fight
>Buddhist monks magic fight an evil wizard to stop him using a voodoo doll of Seagal Sensei
JCVD played in that cashgrab?
DEYTOOKER
Segal has the midas touch. everything he touches turns to kino
All true
WHA HAPPUN?