I love how shamelessly horny yet stylish European pop music videos are, American coomer music videos would just be some mulatto twerking her flabby brown ass
>whole website devoted to breasts and ass on YouTube
Gonna bookmark this for next time I travel to a country where all the major porn sites are blocked
>watching TV with dad >he's just constantly channel surfing >these would appear on music channels, dad would stop and leave them on >watching alongside him, before hearing my mom slap dad upside the head before he hastily changes the channel
I didn't get it when I was 6
I get it now
>gif
Holy frick I have been looking for this song for years. I could never fricking find it because I thought the song was made by the other guy featuring Pitbull when it was the other way round
That's what they're trying to push - some sites like PH won't bother and just block IPs from those states. Luckily the internet is next to impossible to regulate so it's barely an inconvenience.
No what we're complaining about is that zoomer parodies are numorless mean spirited forgettable trash made by people who don't respect the source material.
Parodies are only good when made by people who love the source. Weird Al is a polymath musician who loves all the music he parodies you dumb zoomer sack of shit.
Meanwhile the maker of that song xcomes out with genuine zoomer moments like >Yeah I'm like a huge fan... I can listen to.... uh, Aquaman Barbie all the way through... yeah.
There is absolutely nothing mean spirited about this song by the way. You wouldn't know though, because you're an American who didn't grow up immersed in eurodance.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Rude. I'm a bong and I'm 40 years old. I was always a huge fan of Eurodance you Black person.
And before you call me a liar, who the frick would claim to be a 40 year old bong on Cinemaphile who wasn't actually one?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Someone desperate to pretend they know what they're talking about because winning Cinemaphile arguments is the most important thing in their life.
This guys videos are usually pretty funny and this song totally strikes the nail on the head. Peak late 90s early 2000s Ministry of Sound/pop/house etc.
Cracks me up even more he did it in the Oculus near WTC in NYC. I used to literally walk over where they're standing every day for work.
This is boomer humor, though.
It's making fun of shit that zoomers weren't alive to experience.
And the making fun of a foreigner's accent is old internet.
This is like when morons go "I'm a boomer and I don't get this toilet man thing". It's literally just gmod videos again. This isn't even a case of "I'm no longer with it". It's you who changed for the worse.
I had the most unfortunate experience of just missing a Greyhound bus from the Detroit station, and had to wait there for 5 hours. There were several Black folk just sleeping there, and the employees didn't do a damn thing. The bathroom had shit all over the toilets and all over the floor. A truly disgusting experience.
True enough. Fricking horrible experience, though. When I went to the counter to buy a ticket the two clerks (black) were fricking with me, and refusing to sell me a ticket. We went around and around until I had to say, "I'm trying to buy a ticket for a bus. Is that something you can do for me?" They finally relented and sold me a ticket. It was blatant racism. "Let's frick with whitey."
9 months ago
Anonymous
I never understood why Americans are so opposed to public transport until the first time that I used the NYC subway, even the utter abomination that is the Paris Métro isn’t as bad, despite the fact that the French will literally try to stab you if you make eye-contact with them on the subway
9 months ago
Anonymous
I live in Seattle and the light rail is a decent experience, except late at night. There was one time there were only 2 other people in the car with me, and they were blasted on something, probably fentanyl. I was a bit concerned they might be a problem, trying to mug me, and fortunately another few passengers got on over the next few stops, and I felt safer.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>and I felt safer.
yeah they won't do shit to help you, in Philly a girl got raped in a train and people didn't even call the cops (nor helped at all)
9 months ago
Anonymous
I took the light rail from SeaTac and it was absolutely filled with bums, junkies, and other dregs of society
9 months ago
Anonymous
You don't understand why certain people value having unparalleled freedom of movement? As well as not having to share their space with strangers?
9 months ago
Anonymous
just say you are antisocial autist and stop hiding behind excuses
9 months ago
Anonymous
Sour grapes. Sorry you can't afford a car or get your license.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You're owned by the oil israelite.
9 months ago
Anonymous
And you are owned by the limited timetables and destinations. YWNBF.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I have a horse, I'm always free.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Euros just don’t understand until they actually visit the US. That being said I feel like most French would have interesting time in Denmark. It’s rude to make small talk, but completely fine to stare at someone intensely the entire ride. On numerous occasions I held prolonged eye contact with Danish boomers just to see if they’d look away, they only squinted. It was like having a disappointed grandparent looking despondently at you 24/7. If you speak Danish they get super offended and will chastise you at the drop of a hat, but some Danes are super friendly, so it becomes one national gaslighting session. When I returned to France and the border patrol were consistently rude I felt relieved.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>but completely fine to stare at someone intensely the entire ride. On numerous occasions I held prolonged eye contact with Danish boomers just to see if they’d look away, they only squinted.
wut
9 months ago
Anonymous
I love Denmark so much. They're the wacky part of scandinavia
They should make a survival horror game where your car breaks down in Detroit
9 months ago
Anonymous
Detroit is unironically not as bad as places like Memphis or several other worse places. Fricking North Charleston apparently has more crime than it now. No one mentions this cause they want people hyper-focused that there is only *one* super bad city in the US.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I think everyone knows that Baltimore, South Side of Chicago, Oakland, and East St. Louis are also super bad.
9 months ago
Anonymous
tons of cities are worse than detroit, detroit just got saddled with the reputation as the worst one. Probably because detroit used to be such a legit bug thriving city at one point. The paris of the west was once it's nickname
Detroit was a grand and beautiful city until it imported obsolete farm equipment from the southern states to work in the automotive industry. Pick your own damn cotton and paint your own damn cars or suffer the consequences.
Early/mid 90's MTV was a great source of wank material for a young lad, especially pre internet. Also woman tennis when they all wore panties instead of shorts.
For me, it's the following tiers >scrambled porn behind a decoder sometimes having a moment of clarity >red shoe diaries (or something similar) >sex commercials (only ran at night, but sometimes you got lucky and were able to see a couple in the morning) >tell sell shit focused on home gym stuff >music videos >teletext (yes, fapping to actual pixelart)
As a 90's teen I was lucky to live near a motorway 24h garage with a layby for truckers to rest. They all threw their wank mags like Escort and Razzle out in the big bins and I would go rustle through them every night and got so much porn it was unbeliveable. Sold most of it to class mates in school and made enough money to buy a motorbike. No one cared lots of pages were stuck together.
>Cinemaphile >cant into imdb
I swear this board sometimes. Anyway, I'll help a brother out
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2164743/?ref_=tt_cl_i_2
Lena Franki/Franks
Throw your phone in the trash and go back to reading physical newspapers and listening to cassettes so we don’t have to listen to your outdated ideas you old frick
All the attractive ones have their own channel now and perform with their irl partner. This is honestly better so that the porno israelites don't convince every single woman to get blacked nowadays.
>This is honestly better so that the porno israelites don't convince every single woman to get blacked nowadays
I wouldn't say that.
Used to be that israelites would convince a few hundred girls a year to become wretched studio pornprostitutes on their way to getting pissed on and blacked.
Now there are tens, if not hundreds of thousands of private pornprostitutes on onlyfans tumbling down the pornbawd pipeline and yes, many of them are screwing blacks of their own volition because it's another 'step' that can net them a boost in simpbucks.
They're doing it in far greater numbers than ever before now that they benefit so directly.
professional porn peaked around the mid '00s and it's in steep decline since then, first because of torrenting and tube websites, then camwhoring, and finally because of simps on Patreon, OnlyFans, etc.
Its more like the label ripped the song and gave it to Eric Prydz. It was a UK label notorious for this. Bangalter was never going to release the song anyway, he wanted it to be a song he would bust out in clubs to get everyone going crazy because they had never heard it before. Interesting story but Tomas is still rich, we got a cool song, and this Eric Prydz fella got a bit of dosh.
the reason feminists screech so much about rape online and teach virgin young men to be passive wimps is because it's actually surprisingly easy to get sex. It may not be with the woman you want, but it is very easy to get your nut if you put the effort in, go outside, and don't care about rejection.
Its only good when you’re with someone you really love. Nothing beats sex with your best girl. Strangers are good until you nut and then its like gtfo. Every bawd i bring home I dread waking up to in the morning. They dont leave or they notice I want them to leave so they stay longer
still laugh at the story of david guetta telling thomas bangalter and dj falcon to release Call On Me as an actual track and them refusing and then he bumps into them at a red light on their mopeds and congratulates them on their number 1 hit and they just look at him like ?????? and that's how they found out Eric Prydz stole their song lol
how can anybody watch this shit, this homosexual has been talking in circles and I was only 2 minutes in.
the only conclusion I can draw is I will now exclusively listen to steve winwood, maybe I'll replay kingmaker too
>dj homosexual >banganuses >david gayuetta >eric prydeparade >he stole she stole they was robbed a blooo bloo
this was a song by Steve Winwood, which these subhuman talentless hacks remixed, you shit spewing morons.
have a nice day. you are literally Black person tier.
Everyone is fully aware of Valerie, you fricking imbecile. How young are you that you stll cry about sampling like you're the first person to realise some music is made using samples of other music? lmao.
Just so you're aware, Call On Me didn't use a sample. Steve Windwood literally went to the studio and recorded fresh vocals for the track. You dolt.
Yea, Steve recorded new vocals to better fit the track.
>"I quite liked it, I think he did a good job, I mean it's not exactly my cup of tea but, I liked what he did technically with it which is why I agreed to work with him on it a little bit"
>wait for real? it sounds just like valerie.
The video above about ‘Call on Me’, explains it.
Basically, there are the copyrights to the song,
and the copyrights to the recording.
Eric Prydz couldn’t get a release to use a sample from the original recording,
So he went to Steve Winwood, who had half the credit for writing the song ‘Valerie’, from which the “Call on Me” samples were taken, and Steve Winwood rerecorded the song, and Prydz sampled the new recording, avoiding having to try to get a release to sample the original recording of ‘Valerie’.
The rerecorded vocals are slightly different, but close enough that it didn’t matter.
>remixed
I wish morons would understand the difference between sampling (not in this case), mixing and arrangement.
Every fricking time I see someone call an arrangement a "remix" I want to fricking choke them.
Same kind of c**t that says "pre-order", "pre-built", "pre-cooked", etc
homosexualRY. Use the language.
>Same kind of c**t that says "pre-order", "pre-built", "pre-cooked", etc >homosexualRY. Use the language.
you're right about the first thing but what the hell do you mean by this? those words describe unique things.
I think the he's making implication that all the prefixes are superfluous. What's the difference between pre-ordered and ordered? Something pre-cooked is just something that's cooked etc.
>Thomas Bangalter (the taller guy in Daft Punk) sampled "Valerie" by Steve Winwood first for his summer 2002 DJ tour set >it was a huge hit but never released as single because it was too reliant on samples from one song and felt more like rearranging "Valerie" as opposed to being a new creation >a record label that failed to get Thomas Bangalter to release it as a single contact Eric Prydz to do an EDM single based on "Valerie" >Eric Prydz's 2004 version ends up sounding almost the exactly the same as Thomas Bangalter's 2002 version >it's unknown if Eric Prydz had heard Thomas Bangalter's version before but it's likely since it was a hit in the dance music circle
>it's unknown if Eric Prydz had heard Thomas Bangalter's version before but it's likely since it was a hit in the dance music circle
kek, he absolutely did
Cant believe I fapped to this and somehow deluded myself into thinking this was the most beautiful woman on earth. As time passed I rapidly lost interest in her, but her bald phase retroactively killed whatever attraction I might have felt for her in her earlier days. Guess I shouldve chosen Christina back in the day.
It's surprisingly strange that "Teenage girls playing telephone that turns into a lesbian orgy" is such a hard thing to beat. There's a lot of porn out there that pales in comparison to this, and the girls don't even get naked.
hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy hey boy
this is her years later. and there's 3 levels of "no ass". There's small ass, no ass, and then negative ass. She has no ass. Negative ass is much much worse
I used to hate eurodance when I was an angsty alt-rock kid during the '90s, but then I realized some of that stuff is great.
For me it's Bailando by Paradisio:
it perfectly captures that end-of-the-summer melancholic feel.
Couldnt care less. Sarah Gadon is Canadian and not in SAG. She just released 2 movies in consecutive weeks. And she has 3 more movies premiering at festivals in September. She's been going on talkshows to promote them and will be on the red carpet at the festivals. She also finished writing the screenplay while WGA was on strike, and she will direct the movie herself soon. She's doing this while all the talentless Hollywood hacks and plebs are jobless
>Sarah Gadon is Canadian and not in SAG. She just released 2 movies in consecutive weeks. And she has 3 more movies premiering at festivals in September. She's been going on talkshows to promote them and will be on the red carpet at the festivals. She also finished writing the screenplay while WGA was on strike, and she will direct the movie herself soon. She's doing this while all the talentless Hollywood hacks and plebs are jobless
BASED AF
Love milfs simple as
Peak eurotrash kino
Yes. This was as well...
I love how shamelessly horny yet stylish European pop music videos are, American coomer music videos would just be some mulatto twerking her flabby brown ass
https://ytboob.com/sabrina-salerno-boys-topless/
>whole website devoted to breasts and ass on YouTube
Gonna bookmark this for next time I travel to a country where all the major porn sites are blocked
> Sabrina Debora Salerno (born 15 March 1968)
> breasts out on national tv in 1984
This is what they took from you
Nudity isn't a big deal in Europe
Hi, are you from 2008?
I wish, but nudity still isn't a bit deal nowadays.
>2008
>doesn't feel that long ago
>is actually 15 years ago
bros...
GOOD nudity is absolutely rare everywhere these days.
Based I came here to post this, but glad to see it already taken care off
>watching TV with dad
>he's just constantly channel surfing
>these would appear on music channels, dad would stop and leave them on
>watching alongside him, before hearing my mom slap dad upside the head before he hastily changes the channel
I didn't get it when I was 6
I get it now
Destination Calabria is catchy, and the video just makes it better.
i never liked it, like
for me only Pitbull is coomer kino
>gif
Holy frick I have been looking for this song for years. I could never fricking find it because I thought the song was made by the other guy featuring Pitbull when it was the other way round
mfw all these women are probably saggy 50 year olds now
>skinny european dancers/models
Nah, chances are they're probably still attractive. Solid milfs
Also
The best british-italian collaboration ever.
I knew what it was gonna be before I clicked the link. Pure kino
Anyone seen the porn edit of this?
https://www.xvideos.com/video10429983/destination_calabria_-_delirium_tv
I didn't know that pornsites could somehow get any worse.
don't they need to see your face in some states?
I have no idea, it's the first time in a decade that I've clicked on a 3D pornsite.
That's what they're trying to push - some sites like PH won't bother and just block IPs from those states. Luckily the internet is next to impossible to regulate so it's barely an inconvenience.
t. Virginian
CUM ON MEEEEEEEEEEE
>sex, I’m wanting more
>tell the world “stop the war”
Women are my favorite guy
Here, have the superior 4k version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwB82d5IsjY
>All my 2000's eurotrash coomerbait musickinos are getting remasters
What a time to be alive.
the look at 24sec activates my neurons big time
Need some more heroes to 4K upscale most of the vids itt
big times
AND WHAT DO WE GET NOW?!?!!
SOME HALF-BLACK WIGGLING HER CELLULITE ASS UP AND DOWN OR A 400LB MONSTROSITY IN A LEOTARD.
WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?!?!
get with the times, gramps. white taste is dying
This is a genuinely perfect eurotrash 90s banger parody.
>women are my favorite guy
fricking lel
>women are my favorite guy
What did he mean by this
He likes male women.
Many such cases lately!
>planet of the bass
KINO
KI
NO
Imagine going back in time and showing this to Shakespeare
He'd probably just consider it the equivalent of a bawdy tavern song by a street troupe
Shakespear wasn't exactly considered the epitome of high culture at his time by his peers.
truly BASSed
Patiently awaiting Biljana Electronica deep fakes.
>Biljana Electronica
Literally who?!
BASSED
Has this song been accused of transphobia yet?
its the opposite, women are his favorite guy
VHS filter version is out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCofunXDJmY
embarrassing zoomer humor
>parody songs are zoomer humour
it is when it's some tiktok trend shit you stupid zoomer homosexual
you're the only one who seems to even know it's from tiktok. got something to tell us big fella? you been spending a lot of time there lately?
No what we're complaining about is that zoomer parodies are numorless mean spirited forgettable trash made by people who don't respect the source material.
Parodies are only good when made by people who love the source. Weird Al is a polymath musician who loves all the music he parodies you dumb zoomer sack of shit.
Meanwhile the maker of that song xcomes out with genuine zoomer moments like
>Yeah I'm like a huge fan... I can listen to.... uh, Aquaman Barbie all the way through... yeah.
>we
lol
There is absolutely nothing mean spirited about this song by the way. You wouldn't know though, because you're an American who didn't grow up immersed in eurodance.
Rude. I'm a bong and I'm 40 years old. I was always a huge fan of Eurodance you Black person.
And before you call me a liar, who the frick would claim to be a 40 year old bong on Cinemaphile who wasn't actually one?
Someone desperate to pretend they know what they're talking about because winning Cinemaphile arguments is the most important thing in their life.
Don't confuse my life for yours.
>40 years old
jesus, man
Reminds me of Icelandic Ultrablue
?t=130
You shouldnt care.
Sarah Gadon is not on strike, and she has 5 movies releasing in the span of 2 months.
buy an ad
>You probably thought you weren't gonna die today. Surprise!
A pissweak unfunny zoomer copy of a millennial classic.
HD version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re_1HrfOMZ4
This guys videos are usually pretty funny and this song totally strikes the nail on the head. Peak late 90s early 2000s Ministry of Sound/pop/house etc.
Cracks me up even more he did it in the Oculus near WTC in NYC. I used to literally walk over where they're standing every day for work.
Is someone samegayging or is my boomer ass out of touch again
both
This is boomer humor, though.
It's making fun of shit that zoomers weren't alive to experience.
And the making fun of a foreigner's accent is old internet.
This is like when morons go "I'm a boomer and I don't get this toilet man thing". It's literally just gmod videos again. This isn't even a case of "I'm no longer with it". It's you who changed for the worse.
Then Im just jaded and no longer with it because I dont get it. And Im an actual nineties kid (meaning I was born in the eighties).
It's taking the piss out of European techno music you might hear on Dance Dance Revolution.
Sarah Gadon's cousin Lily Snowden-Fine met Bradley Cooper at the Oscars once.
I just love Sarah Gadon.
Sarah Gadon is incomparable perfection.
*blocks ur path*
oh i get it now
it's them trying to say Planet of the Apes
but they don't wanna be racist
different time
d e s t i n a t i o n
u n k n o w n
Kino of the highest order
PUT YOUR HANDS Up FOR DETROIT
A LOVELY CITY
Possibly the first and only time that anyone has ever described Detroit as a “lovely city”
I had the most unfortunate experience of just missing a Greyhound bus from the Detroit station, and had to wait there for 5 hours. There were several Black folk just sleeping there, and the employees didn't do a damn thing. The bathroom had shit all over the toilets and all over the floor. A truly disgusting experience.
>5 hours in Detroit
>didn’t get raped, shot, stabbed, and/or mugged
Consider yourself lucky anon
True enough. Fricking horrible experience, though. When I went to the counter to buy a ticket the two clerks (black) were fricking with me, and refusing to sell me a ticket. We went around and around until I had to say, "I'm trying to buy a ticket for a bus. Is that something you can do for me?" They finally relented and sold me a ticket. It was blatant racism. "Let's frick with whitey."
I never understood why Americans are so opposed to public transport until the first time that I used the NYC subway, even the utter abomination that is the Paris Métro isn’t as bad, despite the fact that the French will literally try to stab you if you make eye-contact with them on the subway
I live in Seattle and the light rail is a decent experience, except late at night. There was one time there were only 2 other people in the car with me, and they were blasted on something, probably fentanyl. I was a bit concerned they might be a problem, trying to mug me, and fortunately another few passengers got on over the next few stops, and I felt safer.
>and I felt safer.
yeah they won't do shit to help you, in Philly a girl got raped in a train and people didn't even call the cops (nor helped at all)
I took the light rail from SeaTac and it was absolutely filled with bums, junkies, and other dregs of society
You don't understand why certain people value having unparalleled freedom of movement? As well as not having to share their space with strangers?
just say you are antisocial autist and stop hiding behind excuses
Sour grapes. Sorry you can't afford a car or get your license.
You're owned by the oil israelite.
And you are owned by the limited timetables and destinations. YWNBF.
I have a horse, I'm always free.
Euros just don’t understand until they actually visit the US. That being said I feel like most French would have interesting time in Denmark. It’s rude to make small talk, but completely fine to stare at someone intensely the entire ride. On numerous occasions I held prolonged eye contact with Danish boomers just to see if they’d look away, they only squinted. It was like having a disappointed grandparent looking despondently at you 24/7. If you speak Danish they get super offended and will chastise you at the drop of a hat, but some Danes are super friendly, so it becomes one national gaslighting session. When I returned to France and the border patrol were consistently rude I felt relieved.
>but completely fine to stare at someone intensely the entire ride. On numerous occasions I held prolonged eye contact with Danish boomers just to see if they’d look away, they only squinted.
wut
I love Denmark so much. They're the wacky part of scandinavia
Frick off, we're full.
Because violent Black folk live in America
>It was horrible, Mildred! If I do say so myself.
They should make a survival horror game where your car breaks down in Detroit
Detroit is unironically not as bad as places like Memphis or several other worse places. Fricking North Charleston apparently has more crime than it now. No one mentions this cause they want people hyper-focused that there is only *one* super bad city in the US.
I think everyone knows that Baltimore, South Side of Chicago, Oakland, and East St. Louis are also super bad.
tons of cities are worse than detroit, detroit just got saddled with the reputation as the worst one. Probably because detroit used to be such a legit bug thriving city at one point. The paris of the west was once it's nickname
>bug
big
Yeah it was amazing.
No. Sarah Gadon is appreciated here.
What? That's crazy. You mean to tell me they didn't harass sleeping people?
Black person go sleep at home
Detroit was a grand and beautiful city until it imported obsolete farm equipment from the southern states to work in the automotive industry. Pick your own damn cotton and paint your own damn cars or suffer the consequences.
RIVERSIDE MOTHERFRICKER
this is kino
Best post ITT
thanks doc
>tfw you're 13 and this or Benny Benassi's 'Satisfaction' comes on the tv
Was always a bit of a risky wank during the day, but you had to take your opportunities back then
Literally the second wank that I had in my entire life was to this music video, goddamn I was a horny little shit
Early/mid 90's MTV was a great source of wank material for a young lad, especially pre internet. Also woman tennis when they all wore panties instead of shorts.
A more civilised age
For me, it's the following tiers
>scrambled porn behind a decoder sometimes having a moment of clarity
>red shoe diaries (or something similar)
>sex commercials (only ran at night, but sometimes you got lucky and were able to see a couple in the morning)
>tell sell shit focused on home gym stuff
>music videos
>teletext (yes, fapping to actual pixelart)
>>red shoe diaries
Holy frick, I remember that. Top tier wank material for the porn starved nineties teenager.
Yeah it was pretty good. Even had agent mulder.
It also had Matt Le Blanc.
As a 90's teen I was lucky to live near a motorway 24h garage with a layby for truckers to rest. They all threw their wank mags like Escort and Razzle out in the big bins and I would go rustle through them every night and got so much porn it was unbeliveable. Sold most of it to class mates in school and made enough money to buy a motorbike. No one cared lots of pages were stuck together.
I shot about half a gallon to Gabriela Sabatini in the early 90s. Probably a pint in her Wimbledon matches alone.
It even had an uncensored version. Fun fact, one of the girls in the video is a pornstar/escort who did some nice scenes.
I had a crush on that girl for the longest time. She's perfect. Found her in some other video where she dances in Greece I think.
While it's a bit out of the timeframe (sort of remake wise), I also like
The brunette with the wavy hair is 10/10
Where's the uncensored version then?
probably on xhamster or xvideos
>Fun fact, one of the girls in the video is a pornstar/escort who did some nice scenes.
Bro, you cannot leave us hanging like that over here.
>Cinemaphile
>cant into imdb
I swear this board sometimes. Anyway, I'll help a brother out
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2164743/?ref_=tt_cl_i_2
Lena Franki/Franks
Well what do you know, lad, she's the hottest girl in the clip in my opinion.
Also apparently she was only 17 during the shoot, what the frick...
Europoors keep winning
> Born July 22, 1986
> Released 12 June 2002
15 senpai
She's hot af, but the pigtail girl was always my waifu from that video.
brunette on the left at :47 is best girl
Vek the original:
don't you want somebody to love
don't you need somebody to love
Early 2000's BET
Pure kino, we need to go back.
The irony here is that most Israelis and (westernised) Muslims are total coomers that love this type of trashy European dance-pop
What a time to be alive. Truly a better time.
Now we're just overrun with feminist, Black person, gay, and troony propaganda.
>comfy thread about kino music vids from yore
>/misc/ zoomers who probably weren't even born back then have to shit up the thread
Throw your phone in the trash and go back to reading physical newspapers and listening to cassettes so we don’t have to listen to your outdated ideas you old frick
Good song as well
And porn parody.
Is that the Bane guy?
Yep
RIP in peace.
Wha'appen?
BANE?
>if i called you on your cell phone, would you answer
>it would be extremely unpleasant
Can they seriously not get attractive women to do porn? I mean look at this shit
All the attractive ones have their own channel now and perform with their irl partner. This is honestly better so that the porno israelites don't convince every single woman to get blacked nowadays.
>This is honestly better so that the porno israelites don't convince every single woman to get blacked nowadays
I wouldn't say that.
Used to be that israelites would convince a few hundred girls a year to become wretched studio pornprostitutes on their way to getting pissed on and blacked.
Now there are tens, if not hundreds of thousands of private pornprostitutes on onlyfans tumbling down the pornbawd pipeline and yes, many of them are screwing blacks of their own volition because it's another 'step' that can net them a boost in simpbucks.
They're doing it in far greater numbers than ever before now that they benefit so directly.
professional porn peaked around the mid '00s and it's in steep decline since then, first because of torrenting and tube websites, then camwhoring, and finally because of simps on Patreon, OnlyFans, etc.
Song?
no, would have been kino without the dude in it.
Surprised no one has posted this yet, or did I miss it?
>fart on meee
>fart on me
>fart on meeee
>fart on me
What did he mean by this?
is
was
ever will be
ERIC PRYDZ RIPPED OFF THOMAS FROM DAFT PUNK
Its more like the label ripped the song and gave it to Eric Prydz. It was a UK label notorious for this. Bangalter was never going to release the song anyway, he wanted it to be a song he would bust out in clubs to get everyone going crazy because they had never heard it before. Interesting story but Tomas is still rich, we got a cool song, and this Eric Prydz fella got a bit of dosh.
It's not like he can sue anyway since it's a sample.
i wish i could have sex
why can't you have sex anon
the reason feminists screech so much about rape online and teach virgin young men to be passive wimps is because it's actually surprisingly easy to get sex. It may not be with the woman you want, but it is very easy to get your nut if you put the effort in, go outside, and don't care about rejection.
Highly overrated tbqh
Its only good when you’re with someone you really love. Nothing beats sex with your best girl. Strangers are good until you nut and then its like gtfo. Every bawd i bring home I dread waking up to in the morning. They dont leave or they notice I want them to leave so they stay longer
>you don't know what you have until you lose it
and the sequel...
Yet another Eric Prydz Call on Me thread, and still not a single fricking person has ever posted the sequel.
>and the sequel...
Wrong, and frick you for teasing that you actually know what it is.
>Yet another Eric Prydz Call on Me thread, and still not a single fricking person has ever posted the sequel.
HERE, FOR ALL YOU FRICKING BABY DICKS
still laugh at the story of david guetta telling thomas bangalter and dj falcon to release Call On Me as an actual track and them refusing and then he bumps into them at a red light on their mopeds and congratulates them on their number 1 hit and they just look at him like ?????? and that's how they found out Eric Prydz stole their song lol
true this vid is kino on the subject
mega interesting, thanks for the vid, anon
bless
how can anybody watch this shit, this homosexual has been talking in circles and I was only 2 minutes in.
the only conclusion I can draw is I will now exclusively listen to steve winwood, maybe I'll replay kingmaker too
>dj homosexual
>banganuses
>david gayuetta
>eric prydeparade
>he stole she stole they was robbed a blooo bloo
this was a song by Steve Winwood, which these subhuman talentless hacks remixed, you shit spewing morons.
have a nice day. you are literally Black person tier.
>GAY GAY GAY PENISES IM A GIANT HOMO
We get it you love wieners so fricking much you can’t stop talking about it
Everyone is fully aware of Valerie, you fricking imbecile. How young are you that you stll cry about sampling like you're the first person to realise some music is made using samples of other music? lmao.
Just so you're aware, Call On Me didn't use a sample. Steve Windwood literally went to the studio and recorded fresh vocals for the track. You dolt.
wait for real? it sounds just like valerie.
Yea, Steve recorded new vocals to better fit the track.
>"I quite liked it, I think he did a good job, I mean it's not exactly my cup of tea but, I liked what he did technically with it which is why I agreed to work with him on it a little bit"
>wait for real? it sounds just like valerie.
The video above about ‘Call on Me’, explains it.
Basically, there are the copyrights to the song,
and the copyrights to the recording.
Eric Prydz couldn’t get a release to use a sample from the original recording,
So he went to Steve Winwood, who had half the credit for writing the song ‘Valerie’, from which the “Call on Me” samples were taken, and Steve Winwood rerecorded the song, and Prydz sampled the new recording, avoiding having to try to get a release to sample the original recording of ‘Valerie’.
The rerecorded vocals are slightly different, but close enough that it didn’t matter.
>remixed
I wish morons would understand the difference between sampling (not in this case), mixing and arrangement.
Every fricking time I see someone call an arrangement a "remix" I want to fricking choke them.
Same kind of c**t that says "pre-order", "pre-built", "pre-cooked", etc
homosexualRY. Use the language.
Also worth noting that Winwood himself had the track remixed and re-released 5 years after the original and it outperformed the original lol.
>Same kind of c**t that says "pre-order", "pre-built", "pre-cooked", etc
>homosexualRY. Use the language.
you're right about the first thing but what the hell do you mean by this? those words describe unique things.
I think the he's making implication that all the prefixes are superfluous. What's the difference between pre-ordered and ordered? Something pre-cooked is just something that's cooked etc.
It's either built, or not. It's either cooked, or not.
Buying a "pre-built" computer? Have fun building it.
Of course your angry
There's also this Benny Benassi gem
>doesn't address the fact that Call On Me doesn't even use a sample
kek. I've never seen a faster humiliation in the whole of my life.
>t-this conversation is over i am taking my dildo and going to my gay house with my gay boyfriend penises!
FRICKING GEEEEEEEEEEG HOLY BTFO
Ass to ass!
For me? It's
I can't wait for the weekend to begin
EEDDDDDIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
Kek the first thing I thought of. I wish I could find that shit again
Thank you so much anon, I too been looking for for this song since forever.
Oh sweet
Micheal Gray is my homie
hmmm
pvre sovl
>scooter
How I hated that fricker
> mfw Mittwoch ist Scootag
RESPECT FOR THE MAN IN THE ICECREAM VAN
HYPER HYPER
Based I was a huge Scooter fan. Weekend and Nessaja are still friggin' awesome.
For me? It is Alizee
God I love her dance
dont search what she looks like now
Looks fine from what I remember, but a lot of tattoos I think. But I never really was attracted to Alizee back in the day anyway.
>I never really was attracted to Alizee back in the day anyway.
She died immediately after filming all her kinos
I ASKED ROSS MANDELL TO STOP BY
Whatever happened to tiny cutesy men?
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
No boobs, BUT
NICE FRICKING b***hES IN THIS THREAD, I NEED TO FIND ME SOME FRICKING HO'S Black person DAMN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc
aphex morons be like
>posts windowlicker
they have maybe 2 songs and the rest suck a penis
>they
>we want the subhuman pleb take
>they
https://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/
I will always think of YTMND with this song
I made a webm from the gif and wav files
watchable version
For me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16N8Zhhhins
Wow lmao, this guy should never lay his "vocals" on another track ever again.
And yes, I'm aware that's the dude from O-Zone.
Shit, they ruined the song they stole.
It's a terrible fricking song
I miss French Touch like you wouldn't believe brehs 🙁
RiP Captain Jack
GIANT MOMMIE MILKERS
for me, its actual songs and not just the hook sampled from another song repeated 24 times
That whole album is great
are you being ironic?
Six Underground is built on a sample from the Goldfinger soundtrack by John Barry
Enur - Calabria 2008 for me, personally
For me it's the Chica Bomb edits
kino
>Era when this was out
>Raimi homosexuals:"guys, snaggle tooth kirsten dunst was a 10/10"
Pretty risque for the time actually
>implying
there were 16 year old with their breasts out in national newspapers at that time
Not really since they're obviously wearing some flesh-coloured pads.
The brunette is Matt Smith's sister btw
High cut leotards/swimsuits are absolute kino
THought that was carmageddon at first
He's been around
the coomer must have sopme stories to tell
>all the dancers except the teacher were british
shocked they could pull that many babes together tbh
>Thomas Bangalter (the taller guy in Daft Punk) sampled "Valerie" by Steve Winwood first for his summer 2002 DJ tour set
>it was a huge hit but never released as single because it was too reliant on samples from one song and felt more like rearranging "Valerie" as opposed to being a new creation
>a record label that failed to get Thomas Bangalter to release it as a single contact Eric Prydz to do an EDM single based on "Valerie"
>Eric Prydz's 2004 version ends up sounding almost the exactly the same as Thomas Bangalter's 2002 version
>it's unknown if Eric Prydz had heard Thomas Bangalter's version before but it's likely since it was a hit in the dance music circle
>it's unknown if Eric Prydz had heard Thomas Bangalter's version before but it's likely since it was a hit in the dance music circle
kek, he absolutely did
>Ventrilo
I'm old enough to remember this shit...
I'm old enough to have gone to lan parties to play dota.
Everyone who played online PC games and had friends a decade ago remembers it, moron.
Nothing will ever beat this in my mind tbh.
%3D%3D
Cant believe I fapped to this and somehow deluded myself into thinking this was the most beautiful woman on earth. As time passed I rapidly lost interest in her, but her bald phase retroactively killed whatever attraction I might have felt for her in her earlier days. Guess I shouldve chosen Christina back in the day.
Why do women in fitness videos have no hips?
Make way.
>no 4K version yet
Damn shame.
It's surprisingly strange that "Teenage girls playing telephone that turns into a lesbian orgy" is such a hard thing to beat. There's a lot of porn out there that pales in comparison to this, and the girls don't even get naked.
You morons realize the women in these videos are 60-70 years old now, right?
Kino or no?
kino and way better than lamour toujours
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I don't get it. This thread isn't even about Cinemaphile. Why is it up until now?
It's about the music videos that people used to watch on the television before we had all of these U-cubes and Tiktaks, you zoomer.
video would be way better without the dude
Fisher did his own version and I must say, the women in it are excellent
the b***h on that vid has negative ass, but she somehows manages to make it look big with all those movements
this is her years later. and there's 3 levels of "no ass". There's small ass, no ass, and then negative ass. She has no ass. Negative ass is much much worse
Your memories are now ruined.
>go to billy's house in the 80s
>billy has showtime
Well. I just set a new PR for orgasms in a ten minute window
BOYS BOYS BOYS
This unlocked a memory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_9J2oJjjd4
>coomer video music thread
>go to sleep
>wake up
>same coomer music video thread still going
No moderation today. Post anything.
Kylie <3
based kylie bro
Gaspar Noe. He is based, he had dinner with Sarah Gadon once.
YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN!!!
I knew her from her album Everytime We Touch, i didn't know that this was her also song.
ahh shit wrong song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnrRVa-cn2I
Meant to post this
this one had a lot of potential, shame
loved that one. reminds me of this
SEXUAL
h e a l i n g
Jessica Simpson pretty much gave me a thing for blonde bimbos
I used to stay up all night watching music videos on TV, because so many of them were just soft-core porn basically.
europeans are shameless and based
very underappriciated track. enjoy anons.
I used to hate eurodance when I was an angsty alt-rock kid during the '90s, but then I realized some of that stuff is great.
For me it's Bailando by Paradisio:
it perfectly captures that end-of-the-summer melancholic feel.
it's more recent, but for me it's
Couldnt care less. Sarah Gadon is Canadian and not in SAG. She just released 2 movies in consecutive weeks. And she has 3 more movies premiering at festivals in September. She's been going on talkshows to promote them and will be on the red carpet at the festivals. She also finished writing the screenplay while WGA was on strike, and she will direct the movie herself soon. She's doing this while all the talentless Hollywood hacks and plebs are jobless
>Sarah Gadon is Canadian and not in SAG. She just released 2 movies in consecutive weeks. And she has 3 more movies premiering at festivals in September. She's been going on talkshows to promote them and will be on the red carpet at the festivals. She also finished writing the screenplay while WGA was on strike, and she will direct the movie herself soon. She's doing this while all the talentless Hollywood hacks and plebs are jobless
BASED AF
>mfw I browse this thread