Was it really that bad?
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Was it really that bad?
Was it really that bad?
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The guy on the left looks like that one guy from "the slap." Anyone remember that?
I used to watch this when it came out on VHS while playing with my western lego.
At the time, absolutely. Now? It's above average slop to today's standards.
Compare it to The Mask Of Zorro and you'll see what a stupid farce it is
Tries too hard to be a blockbuster, when a good story well told, a great cast with actual chemistry, a fantastic lively score and memorable set-pieces is enough
Nobody remembers anything about Wild Wild West other than wicky wicky wah wah, a giant robotic spider and maybe Salma Hayek's breasts
>Tries too hard
this more than anything else, I rewatched it recently too and it's not really good
Yeah
Where Zorro seems effortless and deftly made from top to toe, Wild Wild West can't even piss in its shadow
As Hopkins says in The Mask Of Zorro:
>I must give you something which is completely beyond your reach.
>...
>Charm.
>Nobody remembers anything about Wild Wild West other than wicky wicky wah wah, a giant robotic spider and maybe Salma Hayek's breasts
I remember the villais stomping on Will Smiths face shouting how he likes to "beat my feet on the Mississippi mud".
>Nobody remembers anything... other than a giant robotic spider
Right, it was unironically one of the best adaptations ever done.
Yes. I decided to give it another try after not having seen it since it premiered and it was worse than I recall. It's sickening it's so bad. Watching pozzed TV commercials sounds more appealing to me than to watch that abomination again.
As a kid I actually loved this movie, and it was a weird thing. Adults kept shitting themselves about how it was below average, but most normies and a lot of kids around 10-13 were too busy dancing and singing to the will smith song to give a frick about what critics were saying. My recollection of this movie is like one of those rotten tomatoes screen caps of a recent movie where all the critics are saying it's rotten but it has a 100% fresh normal viewer score.
The train gadgets and the humor is also pretty solid for that age range. The action is pretty bland and leans in to humor and CGI instead. The hot girls are way hot too.
>The train gadgets and the humor is also pretty solid for that age range.
Burger King jumped on that shit as soon as it they could, they had some dope toys for the movie you could snag.
i had the one that was will smith and his horse, i remember playing with it a lot as a child, i had competley forgotten about it till i found it in a box
i dont remember ever seeing the film though
that's how good steampunk cowboys as an idea was. doesn't really matter what medium you catch it in
well im glad they made it regardless of whether i saw it or not
>A GIANT SPIDER
I read that the producer is obsessed with giant spiders.
>Wicki-wicki-wild
>Wicki-wild
>Wicki-wicki
>Wild Wild West
He's not only strolling, but moving AND bouncing, through the...
i've always liked it i saw it before i became racist
ME AND CLIVE FROG GO AN SAVE SELMA HAYEK FROM BIG METAL SPIDER
they told me loveless was a good man
but i don't feel that
he got his behind lookin damn good tho
BUCKY WILD
BREAKY BREAKY BUCK
BREAKY BUCK BUCK
Was it foreshadowing?
It was pretty fun. I never got the problem with this movie
Special effects look wacky and there are some continuity errors.
I liked the giant spider
Reminder that cuck smith turned down MIB to be in this
It was Forrest Gump, you silly tit
No, I'm pretty sure Smith was in MIB.
Ah frick I meant Independence day
He was in that too. What are you thinking of?
uhhh must've been Bad Boys
Anon…
I still randomly remember Air Gordon from time to time
I always liked it. Saw it in theaters as a kid and thought everything was so cool. Now I can understand why critics thought it was too just bizarre and dumb, but I appreciate that aspect of it too. Steampunk western with gothic influences. There's not a lot of those out there, and it's done competently with a big budget.
Loveless is still one of my favorite villains
It's an awesome movie, I feel like there are a ton of movies in the early 00s where they're just pure fun regardless of how bad or good the movie is.
Kevin Kline impersonating Ulysses S. Grant while onscreen with himself as Ulysses S. Grant is kino, as was the verbal exchange between smith and the man of Spiders.
Why anon, I haven’t seen you around… in a COON’S age…
The villain has to be one of my favorite villains of all time.
It was one of the VHS rental era greats.
I loved it when I was younger but it falls apart pretty fast if you think about it for mor than 5 seconds.
It's a summer popcorn flick. It's supposed to be stupid fun. Not everything has to be art pieces; sometimes movies are supposed to invoke entertainment.
It was an adaptation of one of the first steampunk shows ever made. The people mad at it for being fun schlock deserve now, as they did then, to be disappointed.
did anyone else have the glasses from burger king
The VHS of it I owned had a music video of Bailamos by Enrique Iglesias at the very end of it after the credits. It made me gay
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The song is GOATED
no but it's not good either
The black guy from this got cucked and his kids hate him lmao!
No
Nah, it was good
Nope. It was good. But it is a film, and Matrix is a kino.
It would have been fine if Salma Hayek and the four Loveless henchwomen had gotten their breasts out.