Was it really that easy to meet women pre internet?
It's like they date every woman they like. No one seems to say no.
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new york dinners are expensive they just want someone to pay
Tv has never been able to accurately portray reality
it was definitely easier but jerry was fashionable & charismatic (in the show).
most people met through friends or work not just random women on the street
and hes a lowish tier local celebrity, his shows have got him dates
Hes more than a local celeb hes a successful comedian whod been on the tonight show multiple times. The characters even comment on his wealth
You do realize the show is FICTION? They just made up that Seinfeld was a huge hit with the ladies and he acted it out on the show
It's not only Jerry. George gets dates all the time too. Also Kramer ges dates everytime he wants (but he's tall, so it's believable).
George dated women in their 30s, unlike Jerry that got women in their prime
Jerry had no swag
>but jerry was fashionable & charismatic (in the show)
lmao
The only realm were some cornball israelite like Seinfeld gets this much pussy is TV.
In real life he's grooming highschoolers and attending their proms with them.
Jerry, in the show, was a moderately famous comedian living in NYC. Of course he was drowning in pussy.
Dude his high school girlfriend was a 10 with massive 18 year old breasts, if you think that wasn't a 'win' for Jerry you're moronic.
It is like that in real life except the women arent as attractive.
Being even somewhat famous is a free pass for pussy. Jerry was moderately famous, wealthy, funny, in good shape and lived in a large city. It would be piss easy for him to date plenty of attractive women.
It's a sitcom
The characters get so many dates because it's a good way to introduce a subplot that only has to last one episode and has no further consequences so the stories can be self contained.
I still treat dating like it's pre-Internet and it works well. I imagine if everyone in the world was doing that instead of a sizeable portion of them using apps or DMs it'd be even easier. Texting or messaging women is a desperate/feminine trait.
I live in a metro. I've joined hiking + running clubs, have a medium sized friend group, and hit the bars on Friday night. Dating is still an uphill battle - what if your "pre-Internet"dating approach?
Ask the women in your hiking club? Or if you've already become friendly with them and know they are in a relationship ask if they have any friends. Women like playing matchmaker in my experience.
Plan outings with the hiking/running people. Tell them they can invite friends if they want. If those people already know and trust you from those groups it makes meeting them elsewhere easier and makes it easier to become close to their friends since you've already been vetted by someone they trust. Within your running groups and outings try to get everyone's phone numbers.
In the back, towards the right, a black and white husky.
They are all real dogs.
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you would still be pathetic /LULZ/ incel you reposting homosexual, kys
sage
most women will submit to a man that tells them they are going out. you dont ask. you tell her you are taking her out this friday at 7 and to wear something she doesnt mind ending up on your floor. you being a pussy and texting women and waiting 45 mins for a response left on read isnt the same thing as a face to face conversation. just go up and tell the bawd. dont ask. women dont refuse men. they refuse homosexuals.
Why do people leave read receipts on? I've had it turned off on my phones for like 10 years.
It's crueler that way
>be ready at 7 PM expect sex
it´s better to ask, last week i found out the girl i was talking to had a boyfriend
Did you tell her about your thoughts on manure?
Yeah, apparently he's a real watch freak.
she was very shy, i thought she was single
>And in the morning I'll cook you breakfast, and you have to eat all the eggs
Thought the same thing kek
>most women will submit to a man that tells them they are going out. you dont ask. you tell her you are taking her out this friday at 7 and to wear something she doesnt mind ending up on your floor. you being a pussy and texting women and waiting 45 mins for a response left on read isnt the same thing as a face to face conversation. just go up and tell the bawd. dont ask. women dont refuse men. they refuse homosexuals.
>waiting 45 mins for a response left on read
Are there men who really go along with this? I've never had it happen but if a woman tried to pull that shit I would reply with "too late, I'm going with someone else"
>too late, I'm going with someone else
This is some weird autist shit lmao
If you ask a woman out and she leaves you on read for an hour chances are she is trying to frick with your head. I have ran into nutjob women but even they were above pulling that shit
An hour? For real dude? Most people have shit going on, especially in the early phases of talking its pretty normal to exchange messages slowly over the course of the day.
But even if you think she's playing and you're no longer interested, sending her some gay, catty little message like "too late missed your chance!!" is autistic and feminine as hell.
If a woman is interested she'll put priority on sending a message as soon as it seen.
>as soon as it seen.
You're responding in a chain about read receipts.
Seen, read, whatever the frick, I hate that bullshit. If you ask someone out face to face - put them on the spot - , you can see and hear their reaction for yourself, and if they try to avoid answering or say they're busy or something then you can move on, instead of waiting around for a response and thinking "hmm, she must be really busy, to see and read my message and not write me back which takes 3 seconds"
I recently watched Marty (1955) and it has a scene where the main character calls up a girl, asking her out. She gives him the mess around saying she's busy or whatever.(he later goes out and meets a woman who he likes anyway) Even though it's a movie, it's showing me that even nearly 70 years ago women were still pulling the same shit.
>If you ask someone out face to face
Again, this is about texting. If they haven't seen your fricking message yet then they have not been put on the spot.
Imagine being a chick and after finally getting some free time you check your messages only to see this anon sperging out, from politely asking you for a date to laughing to himself to canceling.
you look like a fricking autist who expects everyone else to not have a life
People have lives.
What you're writing is valid only If a girl is replying with just "hmmm" or "ok" after your every text.
jfc you are such a larping gay
If you were a rich celebrity like Jerry? Yeah, still is
Yes.
Women had a lot less self worth because they didn't have an army of homosexuals inflating their egos everyday.
So as long you weren't completely gross, it was possible to get laid by a decent looking woman.
You gen z's got fricked.
>You gen z's got fricked.
i kneel
Ziennial should extend to 2002, otherwise accurate
This is true
I'm a complete sperg but I still managed to get laid before the end of high school because the world was still just 'the people who happen to be around you:
Now the world is the fricking World and some b***h in bumfrick nowhere might get the king ormf Portugal to notice her if her ass is nice enough
The playing fricking mutated, the it's NEVER been like this before, men are FRICKED, I saw the transition happen
100%
Women didnt get validation from likes on social media. They also couldn't connect with a guy from the next town over through a dating app. It was just who are around you or who went to your school. Just giving a woman a compliment, was a huge boost to her confidence because she didn't have simps online fluffing her up.
Also there was just a lot less shit to do in the 90s. Going on a date was just something to do on a Friday night. You didn't sit home with wine watching Office reruns
the internet ruined women, and it is impossible to compete with chad and jamal now.
J
yes, even ugly guys and nerds got lucky back in the day just by virtue of being required to exist in society. It's never been easier to live a socially isolated life than it currently is
It's fantasy. No way Jerry and George could get new top notch pussy every episode.
booba
0:17
can anyone explain this hair style?
the 90s haircut
You just grow your hair and comb it, that's how it looks if you got thick/dry hair
jerry seinfeld does not have thick hair at the front
The Richard Lewis mullet
It's 80s big hair fashion that continued into the early 90s.
israeli hair, Elaine had the same weird shit on her forehead and it looks absolutely awful. It's basically an afro.
Popular hairstyle back then. The guy from Tears for Fears had one and Howie Mandel used to be famous for it.
It's about as close as you can get to a mullet without it being a mullet
you can see a nipple if you pause at 0:17
Looks more like a nipple cover
She's clearly wearing a bra.
>t. crt user
What's the deal here, have they never seen a pair of breasts before or something?
It was George's new girlfriend, they were surprised to see her topless at a family's vacation home
How can I ask a girl if she has a mab and still be cool as a cucumber if she has?
Imply that she has a boyfriend already. If she likes you, she'll be quick to say she's single. If she doesnt like you, she'll go along with it and pretend she has a boyfriend - this way she doesnt have to directly reject you, making it easier on you both. If she actually has a boyfriend then the conversation carries on to its natural end and you can move on.
Will try it tonight. Already shaving my ball wish me luck frens
its.fiction.
stories created from thin air to entertain, stop acting like media must adhere 1:1 to reality
it's still easy if you're willing to fly to another country
Her reluctance to kiss him at 5 seconds tells you everything.
prostitutes aren't girlfriends. Doesn't matter how far you travel
Bruh
Can't wait to see the 90 Day Fiancee episode.
Guys like that have to scrape the bottom of the barrel and date an Asian
I too remember old Cinemaphile
So this is /biz's plan. To get a million dollars and marry an uggo who can't speak English
what's YOUR plan?
To marry a cute European girl and live in Switzerland. Sorry your plan is to live in a 3rd world country and act like you're better than those people. You're just a loser
Can you afford Swiss life? They're not going to run towards you just because you think you're white.
Yes. Again I'm not some loser who thinks getting $500k and moving to a 3rd world country is an accomplishment
To not marry a brown prostitute that will divorce rape you after her green card is secured you clown simp.
Good. English is the Satan worshipper's language anyway.
Mmm yeah Jerry, you’re so hot with your dysgenic looking face, buck teeth, receding hairline and nasally, cracking voice. Your continuous pairing with hot 10/10s is so believable.
Jerry was dating only 10s irl during all of that so it's not hard to believe.
mmmm
>that
>a 10/10
Lmao, yeah b***hes will latch onto celebrity status.
Post a 10/10
>>a 10/10
Yes.
>bitches will latch onto celebrity status.
Yes. Just like in the show.
What's wrong with her? Aside from being a israelite, of course.
shut the frick up
GODDAMN
>Jerry met his current wife the week after her honeymoon with her previous husband
>She was divorced and her and Jerry dating within a year
Poor bastard.
This is why you make sure the wife's family pays for the wedding.
I tell girls I'm from Cinemaphile, it's how I introduce myself
I'm 24 years old and I'm a kissless hugless handholdless virgin who has never been on a date.
girls in your school social circle condition you to being the nice guy who doesn't get a date. It's an acquired attitude, discard that and meet new people!
>meet new people
Literally how
>go to bars/clubs
"No." I've been through that humiliation ritual too many times
I got my first kiss at your age less than a month ago. I did need to get out of my comfort zone to get that chance.
How? Where at? Do you have friends?
I'm a 21 year old kissless virgin who gets plenty of matches on dating apps like tinder and hinge but I pussy out on taking it any further every time. That and i still live with my parents so i have nowhere to bring the girls.
How tall are you? Also I'm embarrassed to use dating apps because I live in my home town and I don't want people I know to see me and laugh
I'm 5'7 but have always been told i have a chiseled face
Me too
You morons never understand that not all people have the disposition for social activities the way you do
You self pitying twerps never understand that any skill in life can be developed with enough discipline and hard work regardless of what your "disposition" is.
You could easily become a much more sociable person. But it would take a lot of work and would require you to deal with nerves and discomfort initially which you do not want to do because you are a coward. So you make excuses that its "impossible" and hide away. It's as simple as that.
It is impossible for an untrained man to become an NFL athlete as an adult. Likewise, it is impossible for an adult who has no social skills to suddenly learn them and become a functioning normalgay. There is a gap in development between my peers and myself that is impossible to overtake. Your just world fallacy cope is the result of your normalgay brain simply being unable to imagine someone in a situation different from your own.
>implying the average person has an unattainable social ability comparable to the athleticism of an NFL athlete
well you certainly are moronic at least
You're correct that it is impossible for an untrained man to become an NFL player. The equivalency would be me claiming that you could become some sort of entrepreneurial charisma god with enough work. That's unlikely. But just as an untrained man could work hard enough to get in good shape, you could also work hard enough to become socially well adjusted. It would take time and effort and you would probably experience many minor failures and difficulties. But you are capable. You just don't want to because, as I've said, you're a coward who is letting his fear of social situations govern his decisions.
>probably experience many minor failures and difficulties
it´s not minor, it´s fricking socially humilliating and women think you´re pervert/creep and start avoiding you
More whining and crying. Coward pussy.
i´m not the same anon as
believe me, there was a girl who thinks i´m "stalking" her and "madly in love" with her because i told to her if she didn´t mind if we got to know each other
another girl, i try to express my identity and had to talk to her over a month so she could only tell me that she has a boyfriend, frick, don´t start saying "it´s easy", literally normies will walk over you and make you an ass out of it so whoever says that picking up women it´s "easy" it´s lying because i know full well the social implications about flirting with women
Yes, I am a cowardly beta male. This is the issue
You can't make it into the NFL but you can probably be good enough to perform in the local league or a company league. So your comparison falls apart, midwit.
This is me but I'm gay. It'd be incredibly easy to do all of that shit literally tonight if I wanted to but the thought of actually meeting up with someone causes me a ton of anxiety. I don't want to show up and be a complete nervous wreck that's barely able to even speak to them.
homosexuals are disgusting hedonists who frick anything, getting gay matches doesn't count
>kissless virgin
Damn, at least meet up for a makeout session. No one said you're guaranteed a hookup anyway
>so i have nowhere to bring the girls.
There are these places called motels.
Depending on where you live chicks also love banging outdoors if it's nice and also private.
Datings apps are the best for just fricking around. Just don't be shy and post actual pics so if they wanna meet they aren't weirded out
this but i'm 30, almost 3. wish i had the balls to kill myself
I'm not saying you should, but what's keeping you from doing it? For me it's my mom
i had the gun in my mouth and just couldn't pull the trigger. maybe i need to be drunker next time. my parents and brother would be sad but i'm a complete waste, they'll be better off without me
Nah man, things will get better. Set achieveable goals for yourself step by step that will make you feel more accomplished and happy
more normalgay platitudes
That's bullshit and you know it. You know how much it'll hurt them if you do it. You have people in your life. You're not alone. And you're not the only one.
i only bring shame upon them. can't even talk to my father on the phone i'm so ashamed of being a loser.
doubt. things have only gotten worse. how's a man supposed to start living life properly at 30, having fricked up everything. it's not like i can change my whole life's worth of habits and patterns of behavior. thanks for the kind words anyway anons.
>it's not like i can change my whole life's worth of habits and patterns of behavior.
But you can.
It's not easy though.
But it wouldn't be easier when you're 20 either.
IRL outdoors are just a few steps away. But you got to take those steps.
as someone who's survived a legitimate suicide attempt and had to deal with family afterwards, please don't for their sakes
How do you survive a suicide attempt? What are you, a woman?
>my parents and brother
Don't be a selfish prick.
You could troon out and it would hurt them less.
29, KHV, been on a date or two though, one with my best mate's sister lol.
>It's like they date every woman they like. No one seems to say no.
>tfw hotter than the models they hire to promote your own clothing line
They ask every women and they are not scared of rejections, for every girl they date, 3 others refused or laughed.
>They ask every women and they are not scared of rejections
literally me!!!!!
How do you "ask"? Do you literally just go up to a stranger and ask to date her?
You make a conversation with her, ask for her phone number at the end of it, and then text her later asking if she is free for dinner some time during the week. Then set up a date, time, and place. Its pretty simple.
>You make a conversation with her
About what? And where are you supposed to approach her? And how do you ask for her number?
About something situational that is happening with both of you. You don't "approach" it needs to be organic and spontaneous. I got a girl's number once because we were both waiting at a deli for sandwiches that we had ordered online and I commented that this place always seems to take forever just to make a sandwich.
For how to ask for the number, literally just say "hey, can I get your phone number?"
No one does this, you will come off as a freak
People make small talk all the time, it's pretty normal.
This only works if you're attractive, otherwise you'll be asked to leave and probably banned from the store
Well yeah that goes without saying. If you're unattractive you need to fix that first and foremost.
How do I fix being 5'7
You can't, better have a good looking face, be in good shape, and be clean cut and well dressed.
I have all those things and I'm still a KHHHV
Well then you've got a shit personality and/or no social skills. Time to work on that.
Frick off normalgay Black person
Its the truth buddy, if you're good looking, in shape, and look like you've got your shit together then the only reason you can't get a date is because of a lack of social skills.
>be accused of having no social skills
>denies this by posting wojaks and calls people a normalgay Black person on Cinemaphile
"Just get a personality bro" is on the same level as "just he yourself bro"
Worthless advice
and the hole digs deeper
You realize social skills can be developed and practiced, right? So yeah, just go get a personality bro.
Practiced where? How?
At social events or clubs? Join a rec sports team, a martial arts gym, a rock climbing gym, volunteer, etc.
There are literally infinite opportunities for a young person to form social connections.
Try going to conventions. They're full of other socially awkward lonely nerds who have the same interests as you. Cosplay, or just wear a t-shirt of your favorite obscure anime movie or TV show, and people will start conversations with you by commenting on it.
It's true, it's much more dangerous to try and practice your social skills in current year because a serious mess-up won't just get one person thinking you're a creep; thanks to social media they can tell everyone you're a creep.
At the same time, that's no excuse not to practice, since the alternative is being alone all your life, and that's not something anyone should have to live through. That's why it's better to go to places like cons, where being socially awkward is expected and usually understood.
No wonder you're 5'7
>KHHHV
What's that?
>otherwise you'll be asked to leave and probably banned from the store
What
You ask for their phone number before even asking if they'd want to get dinner or drinks? Obviously the girl isn't stupid and knows you want to ask her on a date, but it feels weird to say to a stranger "hey can I get a phone number" without and pretext for why you would want it.
You can preface it with that if you want. You really don't need to though, like you said she already knows what you're doing you don't have to spell it out. You can keep things pretty simple and direct, if she's actually into you it won't matter.
It’s not weird, it’s weirder to ask a girl you just approached out for dinner than asking for a number actually, she’ll be more likely to refuse.
Just chat about whatever. I got a girl's number while she was buying food from me at the register and we were waiting for it to be prepared.
>while she was buying food from me at the register
I'm not a service industry slave so I don't have an easy in there
>At social events or clubs?
These places make me want to kill myself
>Join a rec sports team, a martial arts gym, a rock climbing gym, volunteer, etc.
Are you trolling?
Sounds like you're just too much of a pussy to put in any effort to get involved in an activity or group that would lead to you forming social connections. You have only yourself to blame.
I'm a beta, these sorts of things are impossible for me
They're not impossible you're just afraid of putting yourself in uncomfortable situations so you choose to be a b***h and sit at home whining about how nothing will work for you. Life isn't going to come to you, you need to either take the risk and force yourself out there or just rot away. There are plenty of activities where more socially awkward people are prevalent, go do one of those. Or don't and keep being a self pitying coward.
fake
no. dont bother strangers
fake PUA bullshit.
get back on your bike
>no. dont bother strangers
I don't know any females though
>fake PUA bullshit.
Why do people look down on PUAs when it literally works?
They didnt have 10000 thirsty followers. Just the guys from the neighborhood
Yes it was, people were far more open and forgiving back then since there was no fricking internet. Hell, I kissed more girls when I was a kid then I did during my teens.
It's shown how Jerry will meet girls at parties and ask them out; or he will get a girl's number from a mutual acquaintance, call her on a landline, and ask her to have dinner with him. Yes, that was a normal thing that happened back in the 90s.
seinfeld was an excuse to cast-couch women jerry and larry found hot
that's literally every ~~*show*~~
Jerry and Larry are prime targets for accusation and I'm surprised no one has even brought up anything false on them.
If they were really coercing women, we'd have heard of it by now.
It’s because there’s more woman in New York then men.
Woman are desperate to get a man so they literally cannot refuse to say no because the odds are stacked against them there. Cxhrg
>Was it really that easy to meet women pre internet?
it was, and even into the early years of internet dating around 2005-2010 you could meet hot women who were into you without being gigachad
Smartphone brainrot hadn't happened on a major scale yet. Around 2012 was when it fully set in.
When ever we saw Jerry meet a new girlfriend it was almost always through being introduced them by someone at either a party or a work function. Man wasn't a PUA. Unfortunately today everyone's too busy being on their damn phones to talk to one another. George and Elaine also had the advantage of working for the Yankees and a large publishing company that allowed them to meet people.
The only thing I know is that I would still be a virgin if not for Tinder and Bumble.
I can never tell if a girl likes me. On Tinder I don't have to guess.
I am also way better at talking for the first time to stranger through messaging than face to face.
Its still easy you incel. The last girl I fricked just gave it up because I Iooked her in the eyes and shot her a smile.
There wasn't much to do back then besides have sex and drink coffee.
Yes as competition was just local really and not on-tap, so even the slootiest of sloots wouldnt be able to dial up a dick so easily as now
Saying that, I managed to be an incel during those golden years lul. That takes effort
zoomers literally think its "unethical" to approach a girl and try to strike up a conversation lmao. The internet ruined the world.
I think dating apps have made me completely disillusioned with women. I have literally seen thousands of profiles at this point, where all they talk about are horoscopes, dogs, sarcasm, pineapple on pizza, going to bars, and traveling. None of those things sound appealing to me really, and I'm just baffled at how unoriginal and samey they all are. Some of them are pretty, yeah, but I just can't see myself enjoying their company whatsoever.
What are you looking for when you use dating apps?
A pretty girl who is as much of a boring shut-in as me. I'm a pretty decent looking guy, but I spend most of my free time alone in my room (I'm a comic illustrator for my day job), working on a graphic novel personal project that will probably take me about a year or two to finish.
If I could find a girl who maybe even has her own personal project that she's working on, like something with art or if she's writing a book or making music, that'd be ideal. Just a companion who is content to sit in a room together, where we each work on our thing, support each other, and go to bed at the end of the day.
>(I'm a comic illustrator for my day job),
That's a huge plus tho. It's like Seinfeld being a successful standup comic helped him get dates. Lots of people want to draw comics or do standup, so actually having a job and being successful in that field says a lot about you
You could even get an artists alley table at a con, and people will come to you.
It's funny, I know a girl just like that IRL, a dear friend, and now she wants to be in a relationship with me, but I'm lucky enough to be an extrovert, but the downside to that is that I'm not content staying home every night and I need a girl who wants to actually interact and cuddle regularly.
You can't really compare being a pencilmonkey to being a standup comic. Comics get up on stage in front of a room of complete strangers and make them all comfortable and laugh at jokes. Women love seeing social status qualifiers like that. Sitting in your room drawing doesn't really make panties wet. Now if he's showing her that he gets commissioned work from big money people, working with hot models, etc then they will respect that aspect of it. After the age of 15 chicks aren't running to your bedroom to watch you draw, which it sounds like what he is expecting.
Sure, being an illustrator isn't as social a job as being a standup comic, but actually having a job in the industry when everyone else is still trying to break in is impressive.
I know lots of girls who are serious artists, and some are seriously attractive on top of that. Most of them are introverts too. And all of them would be impressed that you're a working professional. It's not a automatic win, but it's an in, and getting an in and starting a conversation is the hardest part.
There are lots of girls out there who fit your criteria and who admire artists. But you gotta put yourself out there and start meeting them.
That's not a good sell for a dating website. There's probably people like that on there but if they are on a dating site then they want someone to do things with, not just sit in a room together distracted by different things. It's the sort of thing you spring on someone after you've already hung out a few times and know that you enjoy each other's company. Sitting in your room while you work at the computer is not dating.
If it's super important to you to find someone that first and foremost wants a workbuddy then you need to instead look for workbuddy type groups and then out of those places get to know someone and pop the idea of working together in a smaller group sometimes. There are forums and chat groups to find people that link up to work together at coffee shops or whatever. Show them that you're sane and interesting and then move that into something else.
A while back I was in a large whatsapp group with splinter groups that would meet up for things like that. Within my group maybe 15 or so people would show up to work together but out of that group about 4 of us would hang out regularly for other things and some of them would just hang out 2 at a time.
That sounds very boring though, in fact I KNOW it's a boring lifestyle because mine is similar.
Most younger women will do anything to avoid being bored, so you are fighting an uphill battle.
Personally I never let it hold back my dating, but I accepted the fact that if I wanted to date, I was going to have to compromise on my time a bit and go out and do shit together.
Over the years I dated some women who really hated us being alone together and me not paying enough attention to them. They would cause drama to get attention and try to make me feel guilty for spending time alone on my own shit.
I eventually married someone is a similar field so we better understood each other, and my status in my industry worked in my favor.
The type of woman you are looking for is rare, but it's not impossible.
NYC still had 20 million people back then
NYC had 7.3 million people back then. Right now it has 8.8 million people. If it wasn't for COVID it would be over 9 million.
Metro tri-state area is around 20 million.
Still alot. I mean it was the biggest city in the world then and still 3rd today
I'm going into Manhattan tonight, I used to be there all the time and I've barely been since COVID started. I'm hype.
Only works if you're hot or with a group of decent looking guys
T. Guy who grew up in the Jersey shore and went went to college near NYC and went there thousands of times
NY thots can see you Jersey trash coming from a mile away.
I'm a bridge and tunnel guy too. Tonight I'm going downtown to see my ex-girlfriend and tomorrow night I'm going with my crew the Feast of San Gennaro.
Even when there's no girls involved, getting off my butt and going somewhere and feeling the energy helps me get in the right mindset to strive for more.
Jerry Seinfeld fancies himself a ladies' man
I hate women and I hate myself
god I love elephants
What a Chad.
Literally me
why do elephants bother spraying it into their mouths? Wouldn't it be way more efficient to just snort the water through their trunks?
>just breathe the water bros
Imagine being dumber than a fricking elephant lmao.
your nose also connects to your stomach
>even gives them the "frick you gonna do bout it" chest shove
What an Alpha.
No but it was definitely easier
I literally finished watching this episode 5 minutes ago... sometimes i freak out at the absurd coincidences and that doesnt help my paranoia.
Nikki is by far the hottest girl Jerry had. Im on my 2nd Seinfeld rewatch
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.
We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an butthole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.
But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fricking b***hy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fricking say something.
Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."
All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
Do with this information what you will.
Holy crap, Archie Bunker is posting in this thread.
A true classic
>Its like its a comedy TV show where the awkward guys always get to date hot women
I guess so