Was it really that funny?

Was it really that funny?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >candles behind the ears
    LMAO! Buzz is fricking classic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >candles behind the ears
      Wait until you see pen behind the ear!

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, but they felt bad for Buzz and were giving him pity laughs.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone was happy to see Kevin get knocked down a peg.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had been acting like a real bigshot ever since his story made the papers. The family decided that Buzz should be the one to bring him back to earth.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He deserved a big head. His NYC performance was legendary.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you're the king, everyone wants to take a swing at you.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it was pretty funny. This is actually a Christmas tradition in my family where I take some plastic candles like that and pretend to play drums on the heads of people sitting at the dinner table. It always draws big laughs and cheers all around.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a little shit. If I was your cousin, I would rape your ass raw

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I'm just glad you're not my cousin!

        LOL

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      THREE-FOR-FREE, is that you?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Life of the party here

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah? Well we always play duck duck musical chairs at our family dinner. It gets pretty weird when you have to finish someone else's food.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe you still so that in your 30s, anon.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, its a good bit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw him workshopping it at the Cellar and it fricking killed.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    woudlve been funnier if kevin stepped on a rake

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. The tree falling on the lady afterwords was the icing on the cake. Fantastic movie.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Enjoy your three day global

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't want to know.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          3 days cant be that bad

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was a leaked image of that janny RapeApe spreading his crusty butthole. Honestly it was so bad it made me gag a little. You couldn't tell where the day old shit stopped and his black taint began

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Daisy's Destruction

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mocking Ukraine. NAFO mods are dilating again.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A seething brownoid

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual ass snitch

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So you have Buzz, the alpha male in the McCallister family, someone who sits at the top of this upper-middle class dominance hierarchy, and then you have Kevin, a sort-of squire archetype who threatens Buzz's standing in the family. These two find themselves at a school Christmas pageant, something intended to celebrate light in a time of encroaching darkness, and it's here that Buzz's Jungian shadow manifests itself. Like Hitler invoking the spirit of Odin, Buzz takes two candles- Promethean fire symbols- and uses them to mock Kevin, and you can see the dark triad traits at play here. Buzz's cruel mockery of Kevin's innocence, intended to destroy the boy's image and reassert Buzz's dominance, is accompanied by his pantomiming of drumming against Kevin's head, which brings to mind the drumming of the Hitler Youth at Nuremberg rallies. And it's like, man, that's a bloody scary image to invoke. Kevin, of course, learns of Buzz's act of impudence and punishes him like the gods punishing Prometheus. He pushes him off the stands which in turns causes a catastrophic disintegration of the ceremony, and the curtains close on Kevin, who has now ironically lost his own standing in the McCallister family due to Buzz's narcissistic prank. Was it funny? No, it was bloody atrocious, and anyone laughing should be relegated to the fringes of society before people like Buzz take power and cause a second holocaust.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does a person who understands what jungian and promethean mean really use "alpha male" unironically and why is he taken seriously

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you really just read someones made-up Cinemaphile post and think it was a quote by JP?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you suggesting that we need to be familiar with the primary texts before making a JBP shitpost? C'mon, now. That's not a realistic standard.

      • 4 months ago
        Geeky Ranjeet

        See

        Jordan Peterson has drawn criticism for allegedly borrowing heavily from the ideas of Carl Jung, a Swiss psychiatrist and psychoanalyst, without proper attribution or acknowledgment. Critics argue that Peterson's work lacks originality and is essentially a regurgitation of Jung's theories, presented in a simplified and sometimes distorted manner. They claim that Peterson oversimplifies complex psychological concepts and presents them in a way that is appealing to a broader, less academic audience.

        Some critics also argue that Peterson's interpretations of Jung's work are reductionist and lack the depth and nuance of Jung's original theories. They accuse Peterson of cherry-picking ideas from Jung's writings and using them to support his own arguments, often without fully understanding or contextualizing the original concepts.

        It's important to note that these criticisms are not universally held, and Peterson has a large following who appreciate his work and find value in his interpretations of psychology, mythology, and personal development. The debate around the originality and depth of Peterson's ideas is ongoing and is a subject of much discussion within the fields of psychology and philosophy.

        Ultimately, whether or not Peterson is perceived as "stealing" from Jung is a matter of personal interpretation and perspective. Different people will have different opinions on the matter based on their

        tl;dr gay kermit

        . He is a charlatan at best.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek. A little bumpy in places but spot-on in other places.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it was pretty funny. This is actually a Christmas tradition in my family where I take some plastic candles like that and pretend to play drums on the heads of people sitting at the dinner table. It always draws big laughs and cheers all around.

      Solid posts, lads. This thread is truly blessed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jordan Peterson has drawn criticism for allegedly borrowing heavily from the ideas of Carl Jung, a Swiss psychiatrist and psychoanalyst, without proper attribution or acknowledgment. Critics argue that Peterson's work lacks originality and is essentially a regurgitation of Jung's theories, presented in a simplified and sometimes distorted manner. They claim that Peterson oversimplifies complex psychological concepts and presents them in a way that is appealing to a broader, less academic audience.

      Some critics also argue that Peterson's interpretations of Jung's work are reductionist and lack the depth and nuance of Jung's original theories. They accuse Peterson of cherry-picking ideas from Jung's writings and using them to support his own arguments, often without fully understanding or contextualizing the original concepts.

      It's important to note that these criticisms are not universally held, and Peterson has a large following who appreciate his work and find value in his interpretations of psychology, mythology, and personal development. The debate around the originality and depth of Peterson's ideas is ongoing and is a subject of much discussion within the fields of psychology and philosophy.

      Ultimately, whether or not Peterson is perceived as "stealing" from Jung is a matter of personal interpretation and perspective. Different people will have different opinions on the matter based on their

      tl;dr gay kermit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he constantly refers back to Jung and Nietzsche... he is attempting to integrate it. How is that stealing?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did Dave Chappelle say about Macaulay

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to make a Home Alone 3 remake wherein Kevin McAllister is the President of the United States. Through some whacky series of events, his family and the Secret Service leave him by himself in the White House while they take a family vacation to Hawaii for Christmas. President McAllister is happy at first to shirk his responsibilities, but soon finds he misses his wife and kids. The film climaxes as Yugoslavian ultra-nationalists, inexplicably led by Harry and Marv, assault the White House, realizing the President has been left home alone. It's up to #47 to stop the terrorists, thereby saving America and Christmas.
    I got the idea from this image, except it's a 40 year old Macauley Culkin holding an M4, and he's saying "It's my house, I have to defend it" like in the original movie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick Anon, sell that shit to Disney right now. It sounds way better than those crappy sequels

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have stuck into Kevin's room and sucked his wiener and videotaped it then shown the footage to his entire class.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure that's a crime in Illinois.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't have youtube or tiktok yet so this was as funny as life got

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL BUZZ DEATH

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