Was it wrong of Ross to keep track of how many times he had sex with Rachel?
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Was it wrong of Ross to keep track of how many times he had sex with Rachel?
Was it wrong of Ross to keep track of how many times he had sex with Rachel?
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It’s not about how many times, it’s about how many different women.
why? You never improve at sex if you're just doing it with random women
I think I hit that number with my first ex definitely by month 5.
I think it's stated in Seinfeld that Jerry and Elaine were ≤40 as of her introduction.
I like to think of it in terms of woman-months.
So if someone was sexually active in a monogamous relationship for three years, that's 36 women-months.
If a guy has a 3-girl rotation for 4 months plus five one night stands over the summer concert & fielding season, then gets a monogamous relationship during cuffing season (the rut) in October, he'll have 20 women-months in that year.
Wait, 298? I thought it was 398.
Definitely got there in the first 13 weeks.
In either case, it will be zero for you.
Pretty sure Rachel was the third woman Ross ever slept with. In the first season he says the only woman he had ever slept with was his ex-wife who left him to munch carpets. Then he dated a Chinese girl for a bit, then Rachel.
Of course after Rachel he dated multiple women per season for the rest of the show, just like the rest of the cast.
I lost count. Suddenly I'm the bad guy.
I don't even remember some of the women so when they approached me I seriously don't know who they are.
Women have been doing this to men for years.
They hate it when I do it to them
Do guys actually count?
if I were having sex with Jennifer Aniston, you bet your ass I'd count
For her in her prime I'd see if I could last to the count of 50
I never saw the appeal of Jennifer Aniston. Monica was much hotter to me, Jenn just looks kinda fake & worn out to me. Same with Cameron Diaz. Maybe it's just because I'm a breasts man
look at them now, Monica is some plastic abomination while Jen is still passable. Pheobe is the true choice though.
If I had a Monica gf it would be in the thousands, if not tens of thousands.
fat girls get tired easily
NTA but I don't. She can lay back while I keep going, she'd be worth the effort
why? fat people smell bad when they sweat, why prolong it?
Monica isn't fat
If you tire a girl out first, she'll orgasm much more easily.
My girlfriend left me this past week…i kept her on all my socials and yesterday she posted a video of her partying with some friends in nashville on a girls trip.
Im so fricking depressed bros…Now im sitting around drinking a bottle of sailer jerry and watching miami dolphins highlights from last season
Wow turns out another NPD b***h sunk her teeth into another victim.
>phins gay is a cuck
color me SHOCKED
How can anyone like the Dolphins?
why are you talking your ex for?
If it makes you feel any better I have genuinely never kissed a girl.
what do you mean genuinely
I mean that I'm not making shit up, as a lot of anons here most likely do. I have never touched a woman's skin.
You came out your mother's pussy.
No I didn't.
He could be a C-Section baby.
My sister just broke up with her BF & partied in nashville...
did her name start with an E?
Here's my breakup protocol:
>Get with your bros.
>Get them to do whatever to make sure your grooming is up to snuff.
>Go out dancing with them.
>Take 150-220 mg MDMA (split as dose and half-sized redose) along with sildenafil or tadafilil for your dick.
>Go commando and rub your hard dick on girls while rolling.
>Maybe frick, they should be directing girls your way
>Next morning, take kratom for molly hangover and talk about shit over breakfast at a diner
>Take 5-htp to regain serotonin
I recovered in a day when I hadn't at all in four months previous.
Frick another girl. If your relationship was long, she's getting trains ran on her right now. Don't take her back.
Here's my breakup protocol:
>kill her
I haven't gone as hard as this guy but this is absolutely the best way to get over it, the more you were dependent on your ex emotionally the truer it is. Wallowing alone in sadness will at best not do anything and at worst make it far worse.
That aside, I was just today considering buying some shit that included 5-htp, so it's legit?
>5-htp, so it's legit?
I don't know if it's really legit, I've always bounced back from molly pretty well, but I still take it for a couple months after rolling as if it were a talisman.
Check the dosage on whatever you're getting because a lot of companies just ingredient-brag with homeopathic quantities.
ya that's the one thing that makes me take ages to buy shit like preworkout and such, its moronic just how extremely common it is to list 500 ingredients that all have 10% of what you'd need for it to actually have an effect on someone.
just get over it. There are literally thousands of women out there. Move on. You weren't meant to be now go find another girl or enjoy being by yourself.
Letting a woman control your emotions this hard is weak and cucked. She didn't leave you, she wasn't good enough for you.
Seen it with my friends and have gone trough it myself.
Woman seem to be over their exes in no time and are partying&fricking around only days after the breakup while men take a very long time to handle the breakup.
And i also hate that woman always seem to claim about their exes how "emotionaly abusive" they where, "all my exes were abusive to me, i'm not the problem"
eh to be fair all men are "my ex was a b***h/prostitute/crazy, I'm not the problem"
Most women break up with dudes emotionally/mentally long before they actually tell the dude
That sounds like a better time than a woman could provide
t. Married
>normalgay problems
>avatar gays as mulder
>cant get laid
lmao
>a single reaction image is avatargayging
lurk more
I really don't understand how Jennifer Aniston ranks so highly among men
I just don't get it.
she's the reason women in the late 80s stopped curling their hair and wore it straight
That's not even one a day for a year. How long had they dated at this point?
Let's assume 365 days a year, & if she got a period let's say it was 3 day average & Ross never got blood on his scepter.
3x12=36
Let's also assume a minimum of 1 night a week he also never got the opportunity to have sex. (Scheduling & life events getting in the way) Any less would be absurd for a sexually active male with access to a mate. Let's also just assume he never fricked her more than once a day (even if that's hard to believe, it's hard to assume the frequency of multiple sex sessions & he might assume multiple times in a row were just one extended session)
4×12=48
This leaves us with a total of 281 times a year, which is a minimum acceptable estimate. If they've been dating for over a year that number needs to be adjusted to something higher
>If they've been dating for over a year that number needs to be adjusted to something higher
It's the opposite.
Lol fricking why? I have sex with my wife nightly & we've been together for 6 years. The only time I do t have sex is when one of us is sick. Even when she's bleeding she's willing to give me hand/blowjobs so that's at least half a point. Longest I've ever not had sex with her was after we had our kids. Any loving couple should be able to have sex every day.
is having sex every night actually normal?
Mostly no. I'll be 40 in about a year, and I'm good with 2-3x per week. I've seen a lot of unhappy couples that never frick, but the norm seems to be 1-2x weekly.
My dad is in his 70s and he fricks more than that. He's not even on TRT.
Good for him. He's an outlier.
Damn if I go more than three days something is wrong.
Yeah we've been together for ten years total & have always fricked like rabbits.
I thought it was but apparently I'm an outlier. I would say that if your partner isn't atheist OPEN to sex most nights there is a problem. Learn what she likes, & eat her out a lot before you frick her, foreplay goes a long way.
I think it comes in waves man. Even though I'm doing everything right in terms of eating, gym, etc, I'm still a bit stressed from having to do yard-work, work is stressful, and my dad just had surgery which is weighing on me. In a month or two, we may be back to 4+ times a week. It's not always the same every week or every month. That's just life.
Sex makes feel good chemicals that can help de-stress. Ask your wife to play with your junk for a while on days you aren't feeling your best. Just stimulating blood flow can improve your mood dramatically
You're married and still at that rate?
1/3 of marriages in the US it's <monthly.
I was talking to my landlord after I'd first heard the saying, "if you put a coin in a jar every time you have sex before the marriage, and withdraw one for each time after getting married, it will never empty," and just hearing the "if you put a coin in a jar" part, he confirmed it even worse- that putting a coin in it for each time you frick in the first year after marriage, you won't empty it. His wife might've been raised Mormon though.
I intend to keep up a level of effort in my grooming, fitness, and appearance to get your situation.
I don't understand, is he saying premarital sex is good or bad?
I don't know if he had premarital sex with his wife or not.
I saw what he said as even more grim though because one can frick a whole lot more times over a 2-5 year engagement than in 1 year.
In that regime, if you marry at 35 and maintain a sustainable 4/day tempo that first year, then if you continued fricking weekly, you'd run out of fricks by the time you're 64.
OMG its almost like every person has a different libido! Most of marriage is dealing with mismatches in libido. Congrats anon your woman is similar to you. Normally it is the woman with a low libido and the male with high libido.
Women don't have a naturally low libido, most dudes just don't know how to turn their girls on properly.
But really, I don't get it. If she thinks he's a loser why did she have sex with him 300 times? Wouldn't she have gotten to know him a bit during that time and learn his personality?
Classic mistake anon, they only had sex 298 times. She got wise & left him before 300
Should I go to Nashville to party so I can hook up with all these stupid bawds that are whoring around to "get over" their breakups?
Nashville and Vegas are great cities to hook up with dumb bawds. Do not try to meet a wife there.
My sister is a bawd but idk if Nashville is naturally a draw for bawds. I'd say anywhere with music concerts will have at least a few.
Nope. You know that women always remember minor shit for when they need to use it against you years later. Ross had only learned how to use their tactics against them.