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Joe was only friends with Quagmire because he was a cripple. Now that he isn't he will just evaporate Frogmire. See the episode where he regained his ability to walk and then just ditched the guys.
Frogmire:
So why you gon be so ribbity with me?
I knew you, now you don't know me?
Ribbity hah
It's time, Ribbity (aight, Ribitty, begin).
Straight out the hot dungeons of the future.
The Frogmire drops deep as does my pineapple.
I never travel, 'cause to travel is the buddy of dapple.
Beyond the walls of Frogs, life is defined.
I think of Frogs when I'm in a Future state of mind.
Hope the rappel got some apple.
My chapel don't like no dirty dapple.
Run up to the snapple and get the grapple.
Cyborg joe, You're no match for me, ribbity out.
Cyborg Joe:
FREEZE FROGMIRE, I DETECTED YOU NOW.
I'm rappin' to the entail,
And I'm gonna move your snail.
With my laser you aren't going anywhere
Time to die
Freeze frogmire!
It's time to die
Mic drop
>It could've been suicide by cop.
based on frogmire's actions this seems most likely. he didn't actually freeze, because he moved his mouth to say ribbity
Condom Frogmire canonically died so probably frogmire would win
[...]
Because Joe told him to freeze.
So, frogmires ability IS debatable.
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why did frogmire suicide ? Is this explained in lore
He didn't want to live as Frogmire anymore, if you read the novel it says he lead a painful life in that form.
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's pretty debatable. I feel like normal Joe would get destroyed by Frogmire.
10 months ago
Anonymous
how would frogmire attack?
10 months ago
Anonymous
he would swallow Joe whole
10 months ago
Anonymous
Probably with his ribbity attack bite
He can bite pretty hard and use his tongue to choke Joe.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Brutal !
10 months ago
Anonymous
the tongue is a weak point though. if joe grabs it he has full control
10 months ago
Anonymous
True, but it'd probably be who has more mobility. If Frogmire can bite Joe and jump away fast then Joe is done for.
10 months ago
Anonymous
joe could his bulky arms to defend himself, he wouldn't even need to move
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, but that's why Frogmire needs the mobility to survive.
10 months ago
Anonymous
frogmire can't run forever in a deathmatch
10 months ago
Anonymous
He'd tire out Joe, which would be hard since Joe is a trained cop. BUT, Quagmire is a mutant frog, so he'd have more mobility and stamina.
10 months ago
Anonymous
FROGMIRE WOULD GO IN HIS BEAST MODE FROGMIRE MODE AND DESTROY JOE
>It could've been suicide by cop.
based on frogmire's actions this seems most likely. he didn't actually freeze, because he moved his mouth to say ribbity
FROGMIRE VS CYBORG JOE RAP BATTLE ROUND 2
Frogmire:
Now baby I'm the frogmire, your baby Bonnies worth nightmare
catch me outside
homies copy everything i say
ribbity lower than my giggity
ROUND 3
FRED:
aye its me fred, gonna put you to shred
ill put you to bed then ill be set
your teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when you smile
ROUND 3
FRED:
aye its me fred, gonna put you to shred
ill put you to bed then ill be set
your teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when you smile
He was wrong
(You)
Okay can someone explain the joke to me please
Frogmire vs. Joe.
Frogmire was out past curfew so Joe killed him. One was in the right and one was on the wrong.
joe was wrong to kill his friend
He was right.
Why
ribbity
It says in the family guy book that frogmire wasn't the same Quagmire we knew, therefore Joe killed him.
No cap Frogmire was alada
Either Peter or Joe should have beat the shit out of regular Quagmire, he's a piece of shit
frogmire is a reformed frog
frogmire
who actually thinks frogmire was alada? i dont know no cap
what do you mean
no cap why would he be alda doe? think about it for one second and see that he has none
your right
alada* also i saw joe was alada and i didnt think much of it dont know why people go crazy over it
have a nice day
>> (You)
soni no sodi nesine tumba
bump
BEAST MODE!!!
4 Posters lmao schizo ass retrads i just got in this thread
R-R-RAAHHHHHHHHHHHH BEASTR MODE ACTIVATED!!!!!!!
bump
Can I have an honest conversation with you? No irony, no shitflinging, no baiting, just honesty.
Why are you doing this?
I CAN'T STOP I'M GOING BEAST MODEEE
Ribbity
Freeze frogmire Hehehe
Threadeater, take me away from this place.
Dude, frick you and your schizo posts. I just want to talk about family guy. It's not a bad fricking show.
Joe was in the wrong, just so you guys know.
Frogmire was just chilling and joe shot him down
>Joe smells like cheese!
anyone else realise that joes body is almost the exact same as the assassin droids in star wars?
Ig11?
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If I was joe I'd do something more then just using a lazer on quagmire
OK but like whaf? What*
Joe would probably torture him in Frogmire prison
ok but like what
if i was joe i would literally just destroy frogmire in one hit i love destroying weak creatures
>ribbity
Hey guys what's going on in this thr-
Joe was only friends with Quagmire because he was a cripple. Now that he isn't he will just evaporate Frogmire. See the episode where he regained his ability to walk and then just ditched the guys.
(Source: Season 6; Episode 3)
This sjhit was fricked up and dark. Seth
gore don't click
Only 3 IPs itt btw though
Lil homie it's 7 IPs.
Sorry my english is bad
> (You)
It's okay, Who would win doe? Frogmire Or Joe?
we already kniow this (Joe wins)
Joe already did win
What if Frogmire was cloned? Joe was probably cloned, as well.
But what if he didn't
Freeze frogmire
Bump
you'll probably regret wasting time on this manic episode. why not try watching that new show you've been putting off?
> (ou)
elibidaga BIPI MAMA!!!
KINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(you)
army of frogmire
>I'm only the 10th IP in this thread
the frick going on in here
(you(
Welcome
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Was Joe in the right to kill Frogmire
Joe became cyborg
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
FROGMIRE
VERSUS
CYBORG JOE
so yall gon gala or what? beast mode activated
Meds?not taken
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BEAST MODE FROGMIRE
VESUS
JOE
BEGIN
Frogmire:
So why you gon be so ribbity with me?
I knew you, now you don't know me?
Ribbity hah
It's time, Ribbity (aight, Ribitty, begin).
Straight out the hot dungeons of the future.
The Frogmire drops deep as does my pineapple.
I never travel, 'cause to travel is the buddy of dapple.
Beyond the walls of Frogs, life is defined.
I think of Frogs when I'm in a Future state of mind.
Hope the rappel got some apple.
My chapel don't like no dirty dapple.
Run up to the snapple and get the grapple.
Cyborg joe, You're no match for me, ribbity out.
Cyborg Joe:
FREEZE FROGMIRE, I DETECTED YOU NOW.
I'm rappin' to the entail,
And I'm gonna move your snail.
With my laser you aren't going anywhere
Time to die
Freeze frogmire!
It's time to die
Mic drop
WHO WON THE RAP BATTLE? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
he was out past curfew
ribbity
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Frogmire can beat joe swanson
Normal form Joe probably can't beat Frogmire. Unless Normal Joe had a gun.
Joes in a wheelchair he can't walk or hop
we don't know frogmire's physical capabilities as he does not move
hard image
army of joe
Alright, Frogmire WOULD win the battle if it were normal Joe. Cyborg Joe is a different story, though.
We can just guess what Frogmire can do, also read the novel to understand what he can do.
he doesn't seem to have very good reflexes
he had to freeze
Because Joe told him to freeze.
he is likely very fast common frogs running 5 kmph
So, frogmires ability IS debatable.
He didn't want to live as Frogmire anymore, if you read the novel it says he lead a painful life in that form.
It's pretty debatable. I feel like normal Joe would get destroyed by Frogmire.
how would frogmire attack?
he would swallow Joe whole
Probably with his ribbity attack bite
He can bite pretty hard and use his tongue to choke Joe.
Brutal !
the tongue is a weak point though. if joe grabs it he has full control
True, but it'd probably be who has more mobility. If Frogmire can bite Joe and jump away fast then Joe is done for.
joe could his bulky arms to defend himself, he wouldn't even need to move
Yeah, but that's why Frogmire needs the mobility to survive.
frogmire can't run forever in a deathmatch
He'd tire out Joe, which would be hard since Joe is a trained cop. BUT, Quagmire is a mutant frog, so he'd have more mobility and stamina.
FROGMIRE WOULD GO IN HIS BEAST MODE FROGMIRE MODE AND DESTROY JOE
BEAST MODE FROGMIRE
How much power does going beast mode give him??
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Condom frogmire
Frogmire vs Condom Frogmire?
It could've been suicide by cop. He wouldn't want to live as Frogmire anymore.
>It could've been suicide by cop.
based on frogmire's actions this seems most likely. he didn't actually freeze, because he moved his mouth to say ribbity
why did frogmire suicide ? Is this explained in lore
Condom Frogmire canonically died so probably frogmire would win
zoloft
Tw-twelve IPs?
in 111 posts?
Average third worlder quality thread
Was Joe in the wrong when he killed frogmire?
Who would win
Frogmire or Joe
Beast mode Frogmire destoys Joe in normal form
Cyborg Joe destroys Beast mode Frogmire
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Frogmire bros? How do we refute this?
Suicide by cop. We've already established this if you haven't read the book.
Frogmire goes beast mode all the fricking time, why would he commit suicide by cop?
FROGMIRE VS CYBORG JOE RAP BATTLE ROUND 2
Frogmire:
Now baby I'm the frogmire, your baby Bonnies worth nightmare
catch me outside
homies copy everything i say
ribbity lower than my giggity
CYBORG JOE:
WHO THE HECK'RE YOU, FROGMIRE? I BARELY RECOGNISE YOU, HAHAH.
I WILL START WITH SOME ADVICE, NEXT TIME THINK TWICE
FROM EVERY GIRL YOU GET THE CURVE, MAYBE WORK ON YOUR TENNIS SERVE?
GOT NO HOCO DATE, MAYBE TRY TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT?
DON’T MESS WITH ME, AFTER THIS YOU NEED TO FLEE WITH YOUR FROG LEGS
RAPPING IS MY LIFESTYLE, I’M BACK FOR A WHILE.
CYBORG JOE OUT.
You think you can rhyme, what a crime..
ROUND 3
FRED:
aye its me fred, gonna put you to shred
ill put you to bed then ill be set
your teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when you smile
FREEZE, FRED. YOU ARE OUT PAST YOUR CURFEW.
Good thread
AHHHHH
BUMP
Fred? Is that really you?
bump
Honestly, after some thinking I think it was Joe who was in the wrong.
Ribbity
HOLY FRIGGIN CRAP