Was Johnny Sack the most loyal man in Television history? He loved Ginny no matter what.
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My estimation of John Sacramoni as a man just fricking plummeted.
No goomah?
The correct Italian is comare
why did they do that? frick some of the words up like capicola?
America makes people dumber, it's cursed land
They're using an exaggerated form of an inherited south Italian country bumpkin dialect that has mostly disappeared in Italy as accents have standardised around those spoken in the north of the country.
Imagine being so debased and animalistic that you lack the self control to find a person you like to have sex with, and instead immediately go for the table scraps.
I was young and desperate to lose my virginity. I was hoping if I just get it out of the way it'll be smooth sailing with better women .
Didn't work out???
Absolutely not. Instead I felt gross and ashamed after. I regretted it and had to rebuild my confidence even more.
Been there. Frick the idiotic "broooo sex is like pizza hahaha like even bad pizza is still pretty good you know haha" mindset. If I could retroactively undo sex my body count would be like half of what it is now. Not all fatties but sometimes the sex was just unsatisfying and I felt weird and degraded afterwards.
Makes me think about the time I ran into a sperg I knew from highschool, the kind that was the weird kid but tried to learn guitar. He was trying to hook up with a really ugly and fat girl and got defensive and was like "pussy is pussy."
High school you get a pass, your hormones are so out of control you'd frick a wall outlet if it had some panties on it.
After 25 you are out of excuses.
I want a gingerbread house to trap fatties to frick
This was after highschool
I misread. Point still stands, "pussy is pussy" expires after college. Once there's real jobs and stakes in the world you find out quickly women spend a lot of time and effort online convincing you they're not just as disposable as men.
t. 40 year virgin
For low value males it's either that, be a porn addicted coomer, or become a monk. Most lack the will to improve their station in life.
You're implying that every male has options. Women literally refuse to speak to me.
Speak for yourself, Im 32 and have never hit up a fat chick. I've had fatties show interest me in but ive never got desperate enough to deal with the smell and the folds
you're a gay if you wouldn't
relax
holy frick im in awe of the size of this lass's hands
She’s a big girl
Not too bad. Did you meet up with her?
No she never matched with me. I haven’t had a match on bumble ij over 2 weeks
She's Popeye the sailor man.
Look at the size of that fricking fist
I wanted to treat her like dirt the same way hot women treated me. Every man fricking a fat chick and not calling her back is getting even with someone else, I am willing to put money on it. But deep down we hate ourselves for feeling bad in the first place.
75% of American women are overweight or obese. IIRC, 45% are obese. There are simply not enough normal weight girls.
and instead of fixing that problem, they have you know who's telling them that being fat is perfectly acceptable in society now and there's nothing wrong with them or the health consequences that comes with it.
This trend is changing because a lot of those 'fat positive' people are mid 30s and dying.
https://www.tiktok.com/@sickandtiredofweighting/video/7181939569430891822?lang=en
That's sad, you could tell she would have been really cute.
>you could tell she would have been really cute
Yeah, seeing fat women with cute faces is super depressing. Like seeing a cute girls being held hostage by some alien monster.
>Women don't get skinny shamed
>yeah they do, by the fat ones.
Kek, it's true too. I was just thinking about foot binding the other night, and you know those b***hes were being catty as hell to the girls who didn't have their feet bound.
>Oh, here comes Ling Ling, with her big flappy duck feet, FLAP, FLAp, FrAp, teeheeheehee
>Poor little (lol) Ling, maybe her father too poor to afford foot binding?, teeheeheehee
Is it really changing?
Based. America shows the world again that they are not starving unlike those Africans and the Europoors.
what the frick in happened between 1998 and 2000?
Corn syrup
>Have obesity
Hello saar!
if you live in a fat country like the USA or England a lot of guys don't really have any other options, thin girls are a premium in those places and chad only
jej
>the polaroids
>the tapestries
>the neon lights
Why is it all so eerily true to reality?
because this way made by someone in the trenches, who has lived it
because these types of women are souless and all the same
Lel, that fricking room. Gives me PTSD flashbacks
Luckily I at least like to find one with hot faces like Lanie Morgan just in case they have fun personalities & start to go to the gym with me & hop on my diet if we hang out more. I’ve fricked girls in these pictures size wise but not ugly fatties
Why did she do it?
Sobering
You aren't ready.
This shit is hilarious,man. We gotta have one with the dude sleeping and the fat chick taking a selfie
>There's something inside you
>It's hard to explain
>They're talking about you boy
>But you're still the same
A few anons had been sooooo proud that they’d escaped their incel status
They’d brag on LULZ constantly
‘I got laid, I got a nice girlfriend!’
ARROGANT!
You can identify them now, seething at this new meme - furious that the world knows what they had to stoop to in order to feel superior to us, what a sick joke…
>first time this has been posted
are you the one making these gemeralds?
Kafkaesque
kino scene
I've unironically done this but she had nicer hair and windows.
Opening theme to The Office plays in the background
This is the funniest wojack I've seen in awhile and was literally me a few months ago.
It's the best one yet because we all relate and are disgusted with ourselves for doing so.
I hope these make modern girls feel bad so maybe they'll lose some weight
I like fatties
These pictures make me pop a wood every time Iz see them and think of my many diabetic conquests
Millennial women are fricked there is no going back Anon. They are literally beyond middle age now.
Hell I'm turning 35 right now and i'm like the youngest millenial alive.
They are programmed this way, you can't do something, be something half your life and just stop.
Zoomers better change soon or we are just fricked.
Jeets will be taking over any day.
>Hell I'm turning 35 right now and i'm like the youngest millenial alive.
Youngest millenials are 28
I'm glad someone called that moron out
Fricking morons
Are you pretending to be moronic? That picture only proves the people you replied to correct
Fat chance.
no, because desperate men will still frick the pig
if men would stop fricking the pig and giving them any attention other than mockery and disdain this will stop
millenial and zoomer women are a lost cause, the best we can do is make examples of them for future women to look at as everything a woman shouldn't be
it's an amazing meme, it's been a long time since i found oc here funny
Everytime I see it I have to jerk off.
not me the past two months i've been fricking a cutie. granted we had our first fight and it's not looking good but i haven't had to slum for fatties in a while now
I just need to frick all women always
I have fricked women in their fifties
I have fricked a seventeen year old
Fat
Skinny
Hot
Average
Hairy
Waxed
I just love fricking women, I was made to make love to them
Honestly? Based
And I don't suffer contempt or disgust
I love giving them pleasure and experiencing the different terrain
Sometimes I do lines and frick nines
Sometimes I sniff glue and frick twos
/pol/tards ask what women are good for, I tell you - they were made to be fricked
I actually kind of feel bad for these women. Imagine it's a meme that anyone who has sex with you is at the lowest point of their life and has a lifetime of regret.
Frick off homosexual
>I actually kind of feel bad for these women
I don't. Women don't get called "skinnyfat". Women don't get skinny shamed (OMG anon, you're skin and bones!) (hahaw anon, you must be anorexic!) Just eat less you dumb broads, that's all.
>t. 6' 1" 185lbs but live in the South
>Women don't get skinny shamed
yeah they do, by the fat ones.
I'm convinced we're being astroturfed with this forced shit
I feel bad for everybody, all the time.
wtf it looks just like her
I did this except she wasn't quite that fat and had a ton of tattoos. She had BPD. I'm not sure why I did it but I hold nothing against her and wish her the best.
>we all relate
no
I honestly cant imagine being that guy. I would never leave the blinds open like that at night, everyone can see inside when you do that
When I frick fatties I'm discrete about it
At least post the chudjak version
>we all relate and are disgusted with ourselves for doing so.
For me it was a girl in high school everyone called;
>Muffin Top
Because her stomach fat hung over her pants. She wasn't AS FAT as the women in these pictures. But still obviously fat.
On the plus side, she had a really, really pretty face and her breasts were fricking god tier. Not just big but didn't just hang because of fat.
I tried to get her into working out with me, but it never stuck. Regardless, she was incredibly nice so I honestly liked her a lot. But she moved and I was depressed as frick for over a year. Saw her on Myspace like a year later and she got actually huge fat. Which was pretty depressing. She would have unironically been the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen if she worked out.
Never gone fatter than that.
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The guy isn't even skinny, why the frick would he feel disgusted?
Disgust at himself for letting himself go once his desperation forces him to frick a disgusting fat girl.
He's fat as shit too though.
>fat as shit
He's fat. But but that fat. For reference, he's fat if we were in the 80's. He's ""thin"" in reference to the modern world. She's FAT with a capital F.
Do you actually believe that? That no one thinks you're fat as frick?
I'm a Cinemaphilegay, so no. No one thinks I'm fat.
I must be the only virgin left on Cinemaphile if everyone is relating to this kek
I really fricking hate that this is the only type of woman I've ever attracted or had sex with. I hate these fat liberal tattooed pigs who all have the exact same opinions. Just give me something different.
I hate how political polarization extended to personalities, you either meet the tradcath boring girl or the full liberal non binary girl, it's like there's nothing in between anymore. And I'm not compatible with neither of them.
>you either meet the tradcath boring girl
Where? Fricking where?!
He’s basing his worldview off of wojak memes
I don't know if you mean that to the reply or the original comment (me), but tradcath girls in real life are not like the memes. And there's no guarantee they're not larping after being prostitutes.
it's why middle aged divorced white men go to Asia, anything to get away from the fatties and experience a woman with a healthy BMI for once
Was she ugly or just fat?
Just fat. Very beautiful face. Was kinda catfished but saw it through
Being fat makes them ugly anon.
when ginny sacramoni sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
This shit be hilarious on Twitter rn ong.
how do I search these on xwitter I missed out or post some reactions
Why is this shitty wojak being forced so hard?
because it's funny
theres a difference between settling for less and bedding a slampig and marrying a normal sized woman and accepting her fatness after she gifts you with a family
Not really, you both end up with fattie wives tbh, just look up DSP's wife.
ive seen the vid of him jerking off on stream but i dont orient myself around knowing all the personal details of lolcows and using them as a basis for how the world works
>gifts you with a family
it's not a gift, it's her end of the deal. she poops the family out of her vegana and you protect/provide for it. the other part of her end of the deal is not getting fat. you are a cuck if you accept it.
a family is a gift. at least to italians and most humans that arent bug or pajeet. are you bug or pajeet?
>mug big Italian family
Fricking cringe.
a gift is something you get for free. a family is something you earn, and then continually sacrifice for all your life. you earn your family, you aren't gifted it.
Anyone else feel personally insulted by these?
Former druk here. Been in the OP situation more times than I’d like to admit or remember.
My lowest point was not fricking a fat girl, it was hooking up with an Indian chick in 2016. Not even a light skinned one, but typical brown skin. I am white so it took no effort for this to happen. She wasn't ugly, but she was Indian and therefore I felt like I had hit rock bottom. This was after years of somehow being with mostly really hot women, so the downfall felt even more profound. Never again.
Did her pussy smell like curry?
An old friend of mine told me he once hooked up with an Indian girl. Said she smelled of spices.
He was a fat fetishist.
Dumb frick reddit Black person zoomer
>Was Johnny Sack the most loyal man in Television history? He loved Ginny no matter what.
He had a fetish for fat chicks.
Dumb frick reddit Black person zoomer
>go out a few times with chubby but cute girl
>be really sick one day (turned out later to be flu)
>she comes over
>asks me to frick her "after a hard day"
>tell her i feel awful and i'm not in the mood
>pleads and guilts me into doing it
>give in and reluctantly frick her
>immediately feel ashamed with myself
>end up feeling mentally weird for days and stop talking to her after a while
I assume this is what it feels like for women when pressured into sex. Feel free to mock me, but in retrospect but it felt kind of fricked up for her to do that.
You didn't actually find her cute you were just convincing yourself.
yeah i really hope someone attacks you at some point or your get some terminal disease and know real pain for once in your homosexual life
why were you going out with someone you weren't attracted to?
Women do the same thing they claim men do. Only difference you’re taking accountability where a woman would be claiming rape.
i was date raped by a BPDemon, or at least that's what i thought when i first woke up naked in her bed with no memory of how i got there. after i had time to reflect over a cigarette i realized it actually was my fault and i should be more careful. anyway i got her back by fricking her loose housemate
>BPDemon
Nice, I like that anon. They are the absolute worst. Individuals with BPD ought to be rounded up and culled, no questions asked. They merely masquerade as human, but in reality they are twisted dolls with the mind of a spoiled child in the bodies of human looking creatures.
this and checked
>after i had time to reflect over a cigarette
holy shit dude are you me? i know these things are bad for you but i've had so many moments of profound reflection while smoking. last weekend the girl i'm dating got sick right when we were starting to get frisky. i had asked her to be exclusive the week before. i ask
>are you not feeling well because you're having second thoughts
>i have had some thoughts but i can't talk about it right now
got to stay up all night to hear in the morning she freaked out that week and wanted to take it back. instead of getting mad, i got dressed and went downstairs and had two cigarettes. i how focused i was while smoking while also being a little soothed. took that time to text my friends and when i got back up she said
>i still want to date you but i understand if you don't want to
>i need time to think
those two cigarettes prevented me from making a rash decision
Millennial victim b***h. The worst generation,you guys all suck.
I'm a fatgay but I am ALSO a volcel. I've turned down some pretty big girls because I'm saving myself for marriage.
I had a great time fricking fat chicks as a young man, you guys are fricking morons
is architect posting dead now?
The architect got his name from creating fat beautys like BDH or Christina Hendricks, not ogre fat bats like in the wojak meme
>Christina Hendricks
Would be actually hot if they made her a proper Miss Piggy hngggh
The memes have nothing to do with each other you stupid frick
shes dead, jim
The israelites don’t like architect posting, so they don’t do it as much
Guys what was your rock bottom moment? Mine was having sex with this fat Mexican/Pakistani chick on top of her bed that was filled with dirty laundry. Another one was having sex with fat older woman at her house while her autistic children were in the other room. I also had sex with a chick with cerebral palsy but she wasn't fat.
Mine was this obese squirter who had no sheets on her bed who asked me to punch her in the face while fricking her.
I don't have sex with fat gross chicks because I have self-respect
Self respect and an empty sack is worth the sack. You're not special and replying to this trying to feel better about yourself is very telling.
Fricked a fat chick in her room while her parents were downstairs. Her bf came over while I was balls deep and I had to pull out and get snuck out the back door, dick and her smell jammed down my pants, and had to drive home like that.
I think it was around here I gave up on women for awhile and got a hobby.
What causes skin rotting in fat chicks
That's chaffing you dumbshit
Fat cope
heat and moisture?
the skin has slightly thickened there because of the chub rub. doesn't happen to all of them
>Self respect and an empty sack is worth the sack.
>You should totally be like me! I fricked a chick so incredibly gross that I gave up on women for a while! Isn't my life so enviable? Doesn't that sound awesome?
Keep coping about your shitty life decisions, I'll be here to laugh at you the entire time.
a chubby girl that I didn't really like but she practically followed me home after a party at a friend's house
when she was leaving early in the morning my dad came to visit and laughed
>when she was leaving early in the morning my dad came to visit and laughed
lmao
did pops shame you for big game hunting?
i've had too many low points. i'd say the top contenders are
>fat girl i would have sex with like once a week eventually got pissed off at me and accused me of rape, luckily nothing ever happened but i work in film and am constantly worried
and
>a woman old enough to be my mother who became immediately clingy
I lost my virginity to fat Albanian chick that I met online. She must have been shut in worse than me because she had a hairy butthole. It was bad bros. It was like a mini Bob Ross was peaking out of there...and you know what was worse about it? It didn't stop me.
>she had a hairy butthole
Hot, you guys are too used to sanitised pornworld
How did you maintain a boner?
I had sex with this girl who did not brush her teeth. Her teeth were yellow and breath was horrible. She kept biting me because she thought it was sexy but it was painful. I ended up having smelly bite marks all over my body.
>banging fat older woman who confessed to me she was a coal burner
>she's super tight for whatever reason
>eventually manage to push my way in and eventually finish
>she then asks me that she didn't know I liked to get dirty
>ask her what she meant by that
>tells me I did anal on her
>penis is literally covered in anal grease
>immediately go home
>have to drive 30 minutes home
>it's there on the ride back that I begin to notice the smell
>begging gagging even with all windows rolled down and speeding 80mph in the highway
Jesus Christ
How did he write that without eyes?
you win
You should've just stopped at the gas station and cleaned your smelly, shit stained dick in their bathroom.
I think after an experience like that you just have to go straight home and reevaluate your life choices
Fricked a mulatto that unironically looked like Shrek with the big chin and all. Was way fatter than I thought when I met her irl, so fat she was round like a ball. Had size 43 feet and was max 160 tall, looked ridiculous. When I tried to frick my dick was so upset that I couldn't get hard. Her vagine was loosest I've ever felt anyway, could have had a 25cm girth hammer and it still would have been in and out like a plastic bag over a cucumber. She had very droopy breasts too, not big either considering how fat she was. Huge belly that spilled over like molten lava.
Anyway, what did I win. Also once fricked another fatty but she was all tight in her skin, quite hot tbh. I don't mind bigger chicks as long as they have cute faces and have non blubbering bodies.
>o once fricked another fatty
The frick is wrong with you? Didn't learn your lesson the first time.
I lost my virginity to a Peruvian chick I met at college. She stopped halfway through and told me this had been a mistake. She put on the tv and I hung around waiting for her to change her mind. She didn't and I was too demoralized to walk back home so I spent the night there (I had paid for the hotel) and at dawn we left without so much as a word. I haven't had sex since.
I could have gone without reading that giga cringe, anon
My only way to cope is sharing the story and hoping other people will see the humor in it.
I feel you. I got dumped by the gril I was dating the day after I lost my virginity to her (it obviously did not go well). It made me super insecure and for years I was unable to think about sex in a serene way
Ironically it was a fat chick years later that helped me get over it
We are one, brother. This happened a year and a half ago and I haven't tried to get on with any girls since. The sex didn't even feel good at any point. It was the biggest letdown of my life. We weren't even dating, it was put second date and I admit that I had been rushing into the sex because I was a 25 year old virgin. I'm not anymore and I feel at peace, but that's the only thing that changed. Besides that I feel the same as before.
Haha my first time was way, way, way worse than that. Don't feel bad anon, you should try again. Im serious. Your first time doesn't matter. It really does not. You have no idea what you're doing or even really what it all means. Cut yourself a break, anon.
I know you are right but I was really disillusioned. I want to try to go back to dating and maybe do things better.
Remember that scene from the 40 year old virgin with the condoms? That was me, I struggled to put onw and and broke it, the second one went better but I was hoping to hide away my virginity. I doubt it worked, although she later told a common friend that she thought I didn't look like one, so I must have just seemed like a terrible lay.
Yeah I had the same experience and feelings dude. Keep trying. I'm happily married now and in a very fulfilling sexual relationship but even to this day where I'm much older I occasionally have moments of doubt or a crisis of confidence and I might not be able to put out. Sex doesn't work the same way for everyone and a lot of men are hiding their problems and experiences beneath mountains of bluster and lies. Don't let it get to you. Just don't give up anon, you never know unless you keep trying.
Thanks a lot for the encouragement, anon. I don't want to give up, even if it looks like I did. I'm still afraid of getting intimate with women, having sex didn't get me over that fear as I had hoped. I just want to meet a nice girl I'd like to be with. I don't even care about sleeping around.
Yeah, I tried lying by omission. A girl I was meeting left me after she asked me if she was my first and I was honest about it (I was 24 at the time) so I decided to just not mention it again. Now at least I have plausible deniablity and will just look like I'm bad at it rather than wholly unexperienced. I knew she'd notice, but I just wanted to do it already.
>I was hoping to hide away my virginity
Made that mistake as well, but they can tell. If not right away, it becomes obvious the moment you are above them. If any virgin is reading this, cut your losses and just be honest about it. Chances are she will think taking your virginity may be fun and novel even though she will obviously will not want to be with you ever again. You really can't wing it in my experience
>but they can tell. If not right away, it becomes obvious the moment you are above them
not really
>he didn't get his condom reps in during training
classic virgin mistake, i bet you didn't even invest in a gold plated hdmi cable they notice these things you know
For me a fat Latina that asked me to choke her until she passed out.
>Guys what was your rock bottom moment?
I travelled to another country to frick a sterotypical 2010s fat feminist and stayed with her for 2 weeks. One time we did anal and she lost control of her bowels and shot a power jet of orange diarrhea over my groin and belly. I feel so embarrassed remembering that I spent so much time and money on such a shit tier woman.
That's fricked up. At least you know better, now.
>Date an amazing woman for five years
>Don't have sex because of religion...
>Too stupid to not marry her and end up driving her away from me
>She finds another guy
>She's now pregnant with him
>I'm now middle aged with nothing left, living with my parents
I wish my rock bottom was just fricking some lame fat chick.
man that's grim, I understand the value of taking it slow but you shouldn't have waited 5 years
Yeah, she gave me five years to propose to her.
I know it's all my fault, but I can't help but get totally fricked up when her new guy does everything I did "wrong", but it's ok with him. And she's pregnant and they're not even married.
It's weird how fricked up things can get, even when you have zero bad intentions. I blame my insane level of stupidity for it all. I had everything man and I ruined it all. I didn't think I was good enough when I was, but now I've become what I thought I was. Weird how shit turns out.
Don't take it too personally, she got older, her biological clock started ticking so she got pregnant. Just keep in mind the different stages in life women go through as they age and what they're going to want from you.
>get memed into femdom
>really horny one day
>one chick on local app is looking for a "slave"
>go over to her appartment, have no picture or anything from her, just my horniness guiding me
>fat black woman opens, has to be 35 or sth
>have to clean her wardrobe while she is in the next room and watches big bang theory
>sifting through her underwear I hear one laugh track after another
>mind clears up a bit
>leave without speaking to her
>mostly healed from femdom fetish
Downright comedic. I thought it was sub chicks who are supposed to turn out to simply be lazy and demanding in reality
>had sex with an absolute 2/10 with bad rabbit like teeth and dumb as a brick
>she then confesses she has a boyfriend after and asks if i will look after her if he found out
i have this girl on Snapchat but we don't talk
I like fat women.
There's a weight limit but curves can be hot.
>There's a weight limit
homosexual
yeah webm related is probably the limit
Bout as fat as they should be right before you knock them up.
It's a starting point I guess, sigh
There really isnt one for me. I want to marry the bodytype of the super sweet 20 something substitutes from my elementary school.
Without second thought
now we're getting somewhere
It me
POV: you're a Hollywood producer
>like if any midly attractive girl would pick a fat ugly dude unless he has money
there's a basic reason the meme doesn't work both ways
>unless he has money
I've been with an escort and she made that face
You've never seen a fat ugly moron with an attractive woman? Happens more often than you'd think. Its not always just money sometimes its just the dumb prostitute has so little self confidence she puts up with it.
Me on the right
Who won
You, the viewer.
Who is making these pictures
A think tank or some tax exempt NGO that is psychosocially experimenting on us
GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH
this doesn't work because she's clearly enjoying herself
CURSED
Alright Thread.
https://archive.org/details/cherries-weight-gain
Where would you tell her to stop?
Would you bros
Any time
Any place
Wood berry
Venus of Willendorf shit
She looks cute, but the tit to gut ratio is out of whack.
I’m refining my results. Stand by..
She has that Rhoda ass.
If you know you know.
>Exploring Chicago
She has a type, anon.
>fryingpansexual
Trashy, meh body
Trashy, good body
Trashy, subpar body
If I lose the one Im "attached" to right now Im not going to try and look for one again.
Jesus I forgot how much of a cesspool Feeld is
Capatcha: HPVW
It’s only gotten worse
You just know her ass jiggles like a water bed.
Too old + ugly face + too much belly to hips + normie trash
If she's alone probably.
Single moms can frick off though.
She has a nice face, it's too bad she's fat.
you have to see this one and the ones like her as an investment underneath there is a cutie 6.5/10 bookish nerdy gf you have to buy fat and sell thin
This does not work. I've spent years trying to have my ex commit to a diet or work out. There is a reason they ended up like that in the first place, and the mere fact you are giving them affection regardless is enough to make them persist in their shitty lifestyle. Even straight up bullying does not cut it
A friend of mine is married to a fat woman and she literally shits herself in public because of IBS and he has to help clean her up because she's too fat to wipe her own ass.
I can't tell if fat fetish posts are bait or virgins who have no idea what fat women are like. They're fricking gross and just physically. They smell bad and come with health problems and unhealthy habits and you can't fix it by taking them to the gym once or twice.
I blame those 80s/90s movie where the budgy, ugly duckling girl is actually super hot and just needs a makeover and if you love her regardless of her unappealing qualities you will be compensated with a beauty once she fixes herself
In reality even if any of that by some miracles actually happens she is more likely to dump your ass once she believes she can do better. This is not me being a bitter incel btw, both men and women alike tend to leave behind those who stuck with them through the fat years once they get fit. I'll leave the armchair psychology to explain why that happens to you
Do men really just look at a woman like things to be used for a night? How do you think we feel when a guy acts like he cares about us, has his way with our body, then never calls again. And on top of that he starts talking about it being the lowest point of his life. What do you think that does to your self-esteem that it's become a meme that anyone spending time with you has hit rock bottom?
stfu, bloody b***h bastard benchod
Uh, self improve?
You're falsely making it seem like these women are looking for love. It's always just two losers who have to settle for each other. Guys deal with it by joking about it in threads like these.
lose weight
>How do you think we feel
Not nearly as bad as we do for stooping so low anonette
Lose weight, dress modestly, don't get tattoos, stop having one night stands. If you act like a respectable lady then men are more likely to treat you with respect.
Modern women advertise themselves as cheap prostitutes then act outraged when men treat them that way. It's absurd.
awful bait but i guess Cinemaphile really is that stupid
is this honestly better than your hand, you poor bastards?
they make all kinds of toys for men now. get yourself some. choose silicone over blubber and keep your dignity.
am I the only one who doesnt wanna frick?
dont get me wrong Id like a gf to hang out cuddle and oral once in a while
but fricking is exhausting
t. divorced 37y old
are you me anon
you are probably out of shape and as such low t
>37y old
There’s that low t I was telling you about.
>divorced
can't imagine why
you want a slave mommy, not a partner
Your T has lowered and you have entered into the next phase where you search for companionship. When anon asks why do billionaires, big actors, etc. bother to settle with one woman, this is why.
Good luck on your search.
not currently and i smoke, i can frick the shit out of my lady friend for a long time. a few times i've cum and just kept going and able to cum again. her pussy is tight as frick and she cums easily
t. 35 year old
My ex was a skele eating disorder that caused her to start being super depressed and took meds to try and help but it ruined her ability to enjoy sex but still wanted me to try and I would spend like 30-40 minutes trying to get her to cum (I had no problem before the meds) and would usually end in her noticing im getting exhausted and she starts crying and locks herself in the bathroom upset multiple times
I haven't had sex since then and thinking about sex makes me feel exhausted and it doesn't sound fun anymore
>this is considered outlandishly morbidly obese in japan
because it is
missing the point
was the point that she isn't considered outlandishly morbidly obese elsewhere?
Asians are genetically predisposed to reach obesity at a lower threshold
he was loyle to his fato
Satan
>interests include “therapy”
Thanks for wearing your red flags on your sleeve lol
>Counts eating muffins every day as therapy
This is better than literally any other bbw thread on Cinemaphile because those are all 95% pictures of fat guy fat dumpy wives with no face in the picture because they are all ugly and disproportionate as frick. That's also why a lot of those threads are just zoomed in butthole pics so you can't even tell how awful their bodies are.
I never understood how he could split time between being Carmine’s Consigliere and mingling around New Jersey’s business. He was always in the Soprano’s social gatherings but we never see him actually interact that much with the rest of New York’s mobsters .
Because he wasn't a boss at the beginning, but he was New York's emissary to Jersey. Also the majority of the show is based around the sopranos, hence most of the scenes we see him interacting with the sopranos
That porn star with the shitty tattoos fricked a girl exactly like this
Me on the left
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
>men have been shamed into having sex
kek wtf, pussy is pussy its not our fault girls are just fatter, get over it or die a virgin
I really don't like how this meme makes me feel. I'm a loser virgin, probably always going to be, but this meme makes me feel repulsed by sex.
have a nice day instead of posting, froghomosexual.
We do not belong here anymore, greenhomosexual.
Sex is absolutely not worth it
After reading this thread it seems that being a 30+ year old virgin is not that bad
>it seems that being a 30+ year old virgin is not that bad
It isn't, don't fall for the casual sex meme, dating apps only create horror stories that make you cringe. I had sex with 6 women, I regret 5 of them and have mixed feelings about the final girl. It's better to form lasting relationships built on mutual respect.
>It's better to form lasting relationships built on mutual respect
A good point 40 yo virgin made is that you actually want to lose your virginity asap with a girl you don't care about rather than risk coming off as a terrible laid with the girl you actually like
The movie also poses that a girl you actually like will be understanding of your initially bad performance.
I said they got that one right, not that it is an accurate representation overall of what you can expect from life as a middle aged virgin
Though I can believe that part of the film as well. She was not a woman who got tricked by said virgin who hid his condition, by the finale he not only had come clean to her but they even got married. The least she could do by that point is pretend it was alright. Also she was a single mother of two with a dumb enterprise, totally realistic she would settle for the loser virgin who just made half a million dollar from selling his toys
>Also she was a single mother of two with a dumb enterprise, totally realistic she would settle for the loser virgin who just made half a million dollar from selling his toys
Andy was a really solid guy, everyone could see it. I don't think she was settling, she genuinely loved him. And he was worth loving. This will probably be met with skepticism, but female reviewers at the time recognized that Andy was an understated catch.
An emotionally mature woman won't judge a virgin for awkward sex and should be pleased to help guide him. If it's a problem for her she's probably a callous roastie and not worth giving your virginity to.
>An emotionally mature woman won't judge a virgin for awkward sex
She absolutely will. You are deluding yourself
there was a time where i felt like everyone was like this or heading that way but now i realize we're in the extreme minority
These I do not relate to
just strap on the condom and close your eyes, fellas
>i-im a heckin architect! like le bond burger man!
so gross, I grimace when fat girls ask for head
people would call this fat
She's definitely overweight
Nope. Looks like breedplump territory to me.
Being overweight is not a scale based on whether you would frick them or not anon
She looks healthy
You’re trying too hard
nah shes not too overweight 30% bodyfat is within a healthy range
Dumb frick
All the coping le architect posters are getting annihilated by this meme lmao
There are worlds of difference between chubby, fat and obese. I'm pretty sure architects don't go as far as these wojaks.
This is considered underweight in america nowaday
They're not related you stupid frick
GOOD thread
I had a fat girl tell me to come over to frick at 5 in the morning while she was high on molly, but I forgot where she lived and it made her angry when I asked for her address lol. She then wanted to come to my house and I said no because I live with my family and didn’t want them hearing me harpoon her, I think I dodged a boulder there
>unironically reddit humping
Are you serious? These are the people I’m sharing a board with?