Was Paris hilton really just pretending to be retarted?

Was Paris hilton really just pretending to be retarted?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, she was always vapid and moronic. Controlling money just means controlling the narrative.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reason why she was thrown out of the limelight and lost a lot of her fame was because the israelites pressured her to be with a black. She apparently refused and Kim Kardashian, the Black person lover, took over her position. Paris seems to have a bit of integrity.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Snack size
    Seems accurate.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was an American thing to have a sexy blonde bimbo persona

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its weird. I was never particularly attracted to Paris Hilton, however I think she aged very gracefully and now that she's officially a 40 year old milf I think she's really hot.

    No idea why.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She never gave birth. She used human cows to have the baby after Frankensteining her genes and putting them in their womb.

      That's how she stays attractive and thin

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        jesus fricking christ. sometimes i forget the crazy shit that rich people get up to

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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    mods? kill this man.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't she shoop her arab husband's face

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard people were making fun of her baby saying he had a big head

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does. He gets no tummy time so the back of his head is flat. See it a lot in poor communities as well.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's her sailor moon costume

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sort of

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    frick off nigel

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nigel
      Nice try Ritesh

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she doesn't browse Cinemaphile

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luigi’s his damn brother, they couldn’t even get the theme right, at least make the baby Toad, that at least kinda makes some sense.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not as dumb as she pretends to be, but that doesn't mean she's smart

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I worked with her about 10 year ago and she's super smart, very business savvy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell us more

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    among other things, she's legitimately and sincerely racist, in the "genetics protection" sense, that doesn't come from politics or from being a whiny american baby. she just grew up in a very special, catered, rich world and her brain just doesn't have the capability for certain "human issues" or moralities that you or me think are normal. it makes her seem moronic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair most rich people are, which is why their virtue signalling comes off as tone deaf and patronizing and hasn't actually done anything for societal progress.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all richgays are eugenicists. the ones that arent are specifically allowed to be rich as a weird kind of slave-flex/scapegoat for when things get bad.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like her voice when she is not in character. Its deeper but sexier at the same time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtube.com/shorts/Hw_1DJMsncY?feature=shared

      Kino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women pretending to get along but obviously seething is one of my favorite tropes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtube.com/shorts/Hw_1DJMsncY?feature=shared

      Kino

      ?si=DyMLEgOxyfWdjYMJ&t=636

      the contrast at the end here is wild. she drops the whole baby voice entirely because she's annoyed

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the frick, she sounds scary

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it’s just jarring because you never hear her talk like that and she sounds pissed off

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > baby talk
        I am reminded of an episode of 30 rock:

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they replaced Claire with Paris Hilton?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would be pretty kino. Both bully Brad a little bit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit look at those popeye arms. I think I'm in love.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think she's much more intelligent than someone like Kim Kardashian, but that's not saying much. Like Marilyn Monroe, the public presentation of "Paris Hilton" is very much a character.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >very much a character
      yep.. she basically made the template for what we see everywhere on social media now. Being her act wasn't just the normal ditzy blond vibe that women have been doing for decades. She was much more deliberate about acting clueless for press.
      then of course she did a bunch of out of touch rich person crap that's not anything new.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, watch her interviews with david letterman, it was a character.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's probably more clever than people assume, there's a prejudice in society of assuming blonde women are stupid when IQ tests suggest they are not

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paris is pretty smart. She wanted a brand outside of her families. She did it and part of was playing the character. I know her personally.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was an early and successful investor in crypto. Shes absolutely a smart person who is simply aware of her looks and the advantage it gives her.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd probably be an early investor in crypto as well if I was a millionaire back then

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder Kardashian becoming the next big thing was a turning point for american pop culture. They went from glorifying blue eyed blonde girls like Paris to ethnically ambiguous mutts

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, she's actually very intelligent and business savvy

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shalom

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >Snack size
      Seems accurate.

      [...]
      mods? kill this man.

      [...]
      frick off nigel

      Just report it and move on, this why that shit gets posted and doesn't get deleted, because you encourage with replies and you don't report it. Well you get what you fricking deserve.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blonde
    >blue eyes
    >tall and slim
    >rich
    >racist
    >trad wife

    How is she not /misc/'s waifu?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked. Why does everyone keep saying shes racist? I'm not up to date on my paris lore

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        she said the n word a few times or something and people kept trying to make her apologise for it and her stance was more or less "no.. why?.. what? who cares about n*****?"

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't the South Park guys try to get a rise out of her and she just laughed it off while counting all her money? Am I thinking of someone else?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, she bascially said "its sorta funny" and the south park guys seethed about it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, she made normies seethe so hard it was unreal

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She made the entire world seethe. She made up stories about herself and fed them to the news EVERY DAY for years. She was so famous for nothing and it got so bad the global media had to sign up to not covering stories on her anymore. She always has her nose up at you in photos, looking down at you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Its funny how they tried so hard to humiliate her but she didn't even care and laughed it off. Indifference is a superpower

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Its funny how they tried so hard to humiliate her but she didn't even care and laughed it off. Indifference is a superpower

      >In 2005, Paris Hilton reacted to the episode by saying, "I haven't seen it, but when people copy you, that's like the most flattering thing, so whatever people can say, I just laugh about it. It doesn't matter to me."[1] To this, South Park co-creator Matt Stone reacted, "That shows just how fricked up she is. That's terrible that she's flattered by it."[2] In her 2023 book Paris: The Memoir, Hilton stated that she watched the episode and felt hurt by her portrayal. In response to Stone's comment, she described that her initial reaction to the episode was a "muted red-carpet response", writing, "My not wanting to watch his cartoon about my dog being shot and me coughing up ejaculate — that’s evidence of how fricked up I am."[3]
      holy seethe
      >make a name for yourself by pretending to be really smart and above it all
      >get BTFO by someone whose entire shtick was being a dumb bawd

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >her 2023 book
        >talking about an event from 2005

        Holy shit she's so irrelevant she has to bring up south park episodes about her from almost 20 years ago

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Writing bio/memoir
          >Ugggg you had to bring up something from the past. How irrelevant.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what memoirs are bro

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I just laugh about it. It doesn't matter to me.
        >In her 2023 book Paris: The Memoir, Hilton stated that she watched the episode and felt hurt by her portrayal.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iirc it was the exact opposite, she was seething super hard about them calling her a prostitute and a bad role model for little girls

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but these days she's pretending that she was.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no she is a moron stupid prostitute, its just she comes from an actual rich family and they told her she wouldnt be getting her inheritance if she kept acting like a stupid prostitute in public.

    she doesnt need fame like that big butt baboon kim kardashian

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the image that destroyed Matt and Trey

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that demi lovato? why are there 3 of her?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like, ouch!

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably. I give her credit for mastering the art of celebrity. She carried the reputation of being a wild child for 20 years; but there was very little real-world wild about it.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Only black bois love sucking on a bbc, Tyrone. You know you love it.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think people have a fetish with wanting really stupid-seeming people to turn out to be geniuses. Turns out that's outrageously rare. No, I don't think she's faking her idiocy. I'd still smash though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The truth as usually often lies somewhere in the middle. She probably played a lot of it up for the camera but also was at minimum clever enough let people handle her money.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She seems to be the type of white woman Japanese men fetishize.
    The vapid not that beautiful blonde melody marks type, and I say this generously cause Paris is way more beautiful.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she wasn't pretending to get mogged here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      White girls mog any subhuman plastic bugs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      PARIS LOOK OUT, THERE ARE A BUNCH OF asiatic GHOSTS NEAR YOU!!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      brutal mog

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Was Paris hilton really just pretending to be retarted?
    My gut says she is less stupid than people believe (and possibly "smart"), but just as vapid.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No thanks. I'm going to think about... Counterstrike

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