Was Puritan life really this shitty?

Was Puritan life really this shitty?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Really annoying twins everywhere? Probably.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want thomasins milk

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the husband and wife characters were in their early 20s btw, let that sink in

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, that's why they began hunting witches as they were so bored. Everything fun banned even though the Bible doesn't ban it.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haha funny alien lady

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There were times when white people multiplied like rabbits.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but they hit the wall hard by the time they were 22 and died at 35

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the dad was fricking everybody right? You dont live out in the middle of no where without being weird af

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anya's budding breasts

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    really love that guy's voice, almost as much as Thomasin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ralph Ineson is kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kino face shape

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ancient aliens is real

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    women wear this to the DMV and see nothing wrong with it

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dropped this movie halfway through, what did I miss?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nothing much, just a bunch of mass hysteria brought on by the consumption of grains infected with ergot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino. You shouldn't be in this thread, let alone this board.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lead extremely boring ultra-conservative religious lifestyle
    >get fricking wasted by based goat

    Goat: 1
    Christcucks: 0

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keep voting for republitards and find out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Libshits censor more things though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Conservitards ruined television and film.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_Picture_Production_Code

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not even allowed to eat butter
    Do Christcucks really?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You still live under puritanism, except that one is centered around holy Black folk and women.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Life was pretty shitty at that time for basically everyone.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still the only good A24 film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      locke is good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot that one.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were exiled from the community at the start of the movie, they left them to fend for themselves, did you even pay attention?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being such a fricking zealot that even puritans think you're too insufferable to be around.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't the dad a calvanist?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        goddamn those tiddies are begging to come out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          delicious butter

          Her beauty is really something else. Black Phillip has an impeccable taste.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        delicious butter

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was good back in the time, like being a sucessful businessman nowadays.

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