>reasonable acceptable person to find sexually attractive >moron comes in with the "would" reaction image
How come I never see you Black folk use these types of reactions correctly? its always at worst some 5/10
>I don’t get why would she had to get involve with him. She should be loaded from Harry Potter. Is there a need to kiss his ass
power is the best aphrodisiac
he might have raped a couple of girls but hundreds more slept with him out of thier own will
He didn't have a dick, it was rotted away by some disease, just had a small bump and photos of it came out in the court case. More likely he just rubbed himself while looking at her pussy/butthole.
Probably that Cedric Diggory dude. Didn't do him much good. Harry's class doesn't seem to have a standout. Harry seems proficient at a few advanced defence skills, Hermione has book smarts but doesn't show and great flair or skill for magic like Dumbledore or Riddle do.
dumbledore was you fricking dunce. its explicitly stated multiple times throughout the novels that dumbledore is the strongest. you are really dumb for real arent you OP.
na homie, if anything your question moreso means teachers than students. students just attend the school, the teachers are the schools faculty ergo belong to the school. >picrel; you.
It happens, ignore the homosexuals blinded by their nostalgic crush turned insufferable feminist who married herself. Now webm related has an allure to her.
I exclusively jerk to her in HP 3
My girlfriend keeps asking me if that's ok and what age she was in that movie but I tell it age is a made up number don't worry about it.
Best part is she pretends she is mad but it turns her on a lot when I talk about fricking Hermione at school
>Draco literally has two attempted murders under his belt atp and Harry is the only one who doesn't believe he's too pathetic to have tried it
I still kek that this was legitimately the plotline for that book, who was Draco based on? Because JK clearly fricking hates him.
It has a nice heavy atmosphere compared to the other movies although I liked the christmasy first 2 as well. That scene where Snape kills Dumbledore in the tower with all the different angles and perspectives was kino.
Why was this movie the best Harry Potter movie? Was it because there's no Voldemort appearing at the end shit?
The perfect blend of children story telling and darker themes?
Saw this haircut in the wild for the first time last week at work. I didn't think anyone with a phone and internet would wear it considering it's been meme'd to hell and back.
ehhh whats the triangle? Hot, cute, and beautiful/handsome? Emma has the traditional beauty thing and when she was younger had the cute thing. Was she lolsoOMGsheisSOhotlikeOMGmommymilkyorwhateveryoukidssaynowadays? No. But she definitely was a pretty lady and attractive. I'd say she was above average. Zendaya I definitely don't understand though, especially since she is such a charisma black hole in every role i've seen her in.
Hermione was the strongest insofar as booksmarts and knowledge could help you be strong. The movies portraied her as much stronger still than the book, because she also thinks on her feet, reacts fast and with purpose, meanwhile in the books she is a bit more a deer-in-the-headlights when confronted with situations she hadn't anticipated.
In the books at least there is literally zero doubt that Harry would win a duel with Hermione every time
In theory she's the better wizard, but in practice by the time she's decided what spell she wants to try and win with, Harry has already disarmed her
Harry legit has a claim to being the most combat-capable of the students at least, because he's got crazy level reflexes and acts on instinct in life or death situations
Leave school early and become millionaires, while there do high level enchantments that fool teaching staff, make anonymous use of one of the most powerful hogwarts artifacts (marauders map) and on top of that are the best quidditch players (Harry is only good because of his top tier brooms).
If we're nitpicking Fred gets killed, so George is the OG.
>Both these frickers decided to run an an anti-voldemort radio station with a brand new spell of their own and are the only successful ones
And they get a death and a joke shop as reward.
Harry becomes a fricking wagie detective (eventually) even after being the most famous wizard globally. Wisest thing Harry did was investing in the twins, rose out of a shit poor family, create their own spells at age 16, rich by 18. Ron was lucky to take Fred's place and should kiss George's ass for the rest of his miserable life.
My headcanon is that George was actually the one who died but Fred just didn't say anything. Doesn't make sense given the Wealsey family clock but feels like a prank the twins would play even after one died to honor him.
The metrics for magic strength are not explained, so it's impossible say.
Magic morons like crabbe and goyle can apparently create all-consuming, unextinguishable magical fire infernos out of nothing, with no special ritual or anything, so the entire power scale of magic is fricked.
Its not like incantations ever go wrong. Harry can just say the words of Snape's cutting spell without having any idea of what he's doing, and invisible unblockable blades will carve up malfoy to ribbons.
Harry Potter is a badly written magical universe. Rowling, being a woman, does not care for inherent structure or limitations to the power system.
And becoming better at magic is simply handwaved as something they do off screen with no real effort or meaning out behind it.
>Harry Potter is a badly written magical universe.
That's because the books aren't fantasy. They're mystery novels wrapped in a fantasy cloak to better appeal to children. They succeeded, wonderfully, to entice an entire generation of children to read books instead of watch tv.
Power levels are a thing in Harry Potter itself.
Voldemort is mega uber powerful dude best wizard ever. Only dumbledore is powerful enough in magic to stop him... and harry because prophecy stuff
All that stuff is in the story, but the power levels are unexplained and just exist.
That's my problem. Do you see?
She is but only because you apparently have to be a complete nerd to find literal magic interesting enough to study, which practically only consists of saying a word correctly and flicking a wand.
I mean technically we humans are capable of amazing things yet you probably aren't educated and waste your time here. Incredible shit seems so normal to us now.
>why were the majority of students depicted as being lazy and uninterested in learning magic?
They knew they could ride off Nepotism to get a job in the Ministry. Pretty sure that's how Percy got the job
>also why were the majority of students depicted as being lazy and uninterested in learning magic?
damn yea you are right.
they all gave zero shits about magic. barely used it even. wtf
Emma watson's carreer is hilarious >be childhood actress on a very succesfull fantasy movie series. >work dries up after that >frick harvey weinstein for roles >do a few movies where you get portrayed as "the girl next door you want to frick" character. >pretty much selling herself as a sex symbol >the movies flop >daddy weinstein goes to jail >jump on the woke feminist bandwagon now in hopes of getting roles that way >that fails too >bong genes start doing their work and hit the wall hard
Now she is just a old hag and a failed actress who sucked a fat pedo israelites dick.
for me the funniest part was the BAFTA pics from last year which made her look so shriveled she purposely leaked her own nudes and hardly anyone gave a damn about them
They are pretty explicit in her being her generations Dumbledore.
But combat magic and dueling seems to be a skill and also simply take balls. Harry has the most "frick it we're gonna do it" energy in Hogwarts. Which makes him a good-ish fighter. Other wizard train in offensive dark arts.
Man, if I was Harry in HP 7 in that tent with Hermione, I would've been face deep in her British crumpet the entire time. Just conceptualizing the redolence of her hairy unwashed muff after days of not being able to shower would've driven me wild. The musky aroma of her bush combined with my raging hormones would've been too insane to control. I would've given up on my search for magical artifacts and shit and would've been balls deep in her for days. Engorio indeed.
Why’re there so many damn Harry Potter and Jurassic Park threads? Do y’all really love transphobic wizards and scientifically-innacurate dinosaurs that much? Or is it just,like two guys posting for each franchise
Hairyblotter fondled his hairy magic wand and thought about shoving it in lemoney.he thought, its too late, she's not a child any more so it does not turn me on. As I am from Pakistan and on Cinemaphile I'll just post about white child actresses instead.
>completely mediocre >has no interest in magic >never studies >straight c student >carried hard by hermione and snape's textbook >flunked out of school >only knows expelliarmus and patronus >becomes an affirmative action auror
b-b-but he can LOVE
Harry isn't a genius in magic theory or book smarts but he is very good at practical applications of it and dueling. There's a reason why he was the one chosen to lead Dumbledore's Army, and stuff like conjuring a patronus is something even experienced adult wizards have trouble with
the only reason he couldn't pass auror qualifications in his exams is because his potions wasn't good enough and Snape had been actively antagonizing him for half a decade, are you surprised he wasn't very good at potions?
>11 year old learns that magic is real and that he can use it >Treats magic like a chore and makes no effort to learn any of it
That's the most unbelievable part of this series. I'm suprised every muggle born student isn't just like Hermione, spending every spare minute in the library desperate to learn every bit of magic they can, or to just read about cool shit like dragons and giants.
haha yeah it's just pretending haha true. i'll stop "pretending" now hehehe
>Hairyblotter fondled his hairy magic wand and thought about shoving it in lemoney.he thought, its too late, she's not a child any more so it does not turn me on. As I am from Pakistan and on Cinemaphile I'll just post about white child actresses instead.
>hehe you fricking nerd, imagine spending your time learning and practicing godlike powers when you could be doing, uhh, whatever exactly it is the non "nerd" kids do thats supposedly better than learning about telekinesis mind control and transmutation
The movies unfortunately made her a mary sue when she was actually written well-balanced in the books, also Emma became a primadonna in the later movies which showed in her awkward cringe acting.
>Ghost girl that floats around in the bathrooms >nvm lets not deal with it
I saw the first movie I think when I was super young, why is there a dead girl in the bathrooms?
He was balls deep inside her.
https://voca.ro/1c9iNUlgJSoe
>https://voca.ro/1c9iNUlgJSoe
cringe at first but hot by the end.
Me on the far left
How's the neck anon?
Me on the far right
Uoh
Me as the shoeless wojak with his sassy gay boyfriend
Doggystyle, thumb up her butthole, pulling her head back by her hair, he said, “I’m gonna frick you ‘til you’re israeli!”
>reasonable acceptable person to find sexually attractive
>moron comes in with the "would" reaction image
How come I never see you Black folk use these types of reactions correctly? its always at worst some 5/10
La wrinkly skeletena
I don’t get why would she had to get involve with him. She should be loaded from Harry Potter. Is there a need to kiss his ass?
Marchesa dresses, magazine shoots, interviews, Harvey had influence in a lot of places. She could have picked worse for a sugar daddy.
She wanted to be a real actress.
>I don’t get why would she had to get involve with him. She should be loaded from Harry Potter. Is there a need to kiss his ass
power is the best aphrodisiac
he might have raped a couple of girls but hundreds more slept with him out of thier own will
Unlikely. Rowling wouldn't have stood for it.
some things never change
>Get diddled
>Can't name the israelite without losing your career
>Settle for just hating all men instead
Many such cases.
his dick didnt work. he made them piss on him and do other degrading shit.
He didn't have a dick, it was rotted away by some disease, just had a small bump and photos of it came out in the court case. More likely he just rubbed himself while looking at her pussy/butthole.
cope, she took the rotten fish dick.
She would have let him shit in his mouth.
How do you frick with an half inch boil instead of a dick?
idk, ask the lesbians
yeah that's just about the kind of first reply I expected
Probably that Cedric Diggory dude. Didn't do him much good. Harry's class doesn't seem to have a standout. Harry seems proficient at a few advanced defence skills, Hermione has book smarts but doesn't show and great flair or skill for magic like Dumbledore or Riddle do.
dumbledore was you fricking dunce. its explicitly stated multiple times throughout the novels that dumbledore is the strongest. you are really dumb for real arent you OP.
You're the dummy here pal.
I said the school. Not the teachers.
Only students go to school. Teachers go to teach.
na homie, if anything your question moreso means teachers than students. students just attend the school, the teachers are the schools faculty ergo belong to the school.
>picrel; you.
Dude you're wrong. Just move on.
>no u
nice counter argument moron
I'm not even the guy you were originally replying to
Likewise :^]
WHAT ARE THOSE
The shoes? I believe they’re called shoes.
Manlet copers
Look like women boots ngl
yes and where exactly do the teachers go again?
to the school you fricking spastic
Don't call me a spastic you fricking irish scum
"the school" is not "going to school." You're dumb.
The school would include faculty and staff.
>Strongest magician
> One snake man terrorizes the world
nah, just UK
She was said to be the best of her generation, yes. Not the best of all time or anything.
>Was she the School's strongest magician?
Even your grammer is wrong.
You literally wrote
Was she the School is strongest magician?
>Possessive 's
Jesus Christ king of morons.
That's like its
He wrote it like it is
Wrong
0.7 languages spoken
He sure was the king of morons.
>grammer
>They say it ain't be like it's, but it do
>grammer
Strongest implies combat abilities rather than general knowledge so I would think that would be Harry.
REDUCTOO ASSO!
Bewitch the librarian. Read everything in the restricted section. Use time turner to speed up learning process. Become greatest dark wizard.
I don't find this b***h attractive.
She is pretty but doesn't do nothing for me
bit of a homosexual, wontcha say?
Have you always been gay?
y r u gay
It’s that hall monitor vibe.
Yep. Zillenials are blinded by nostalgia and their first little gay crushes
It happens, ignore the homosexuals blinded by their nostalgic crush turned insufferable feminist who married herself. Now webm related has an allure to her.
I exclusively jerk to her in HP 3
My girlfriend keeps asking me if that's ok and what age she was in that movie but I tell it age is a made up number don't worry about it.
Best part is she pretends she is mad but it turns her on a lot when I talk about fricking Hermione at school
how do you go from
to
sun ages a mf
she was the magician with the strongest musk emanating from her bush
This is canon and an undisputed fact.
>literally attempted murder in broad daylight
>gets away with a slap on the wrist
reminder that Harry should've been sent to Azkaban for this
It really was like he was playing with a loaded gun.
that was self defense, the bad guy put up a fight, the shooting was justified, draco was ... whatever the cultists called themselves.... dickeaters?
>Draco literally has two attempted murders under his belt atp and Harry is the only one who doesn't believe he's too pathetic to have tried it
I still kek that this was legitimately the plotline for that book, who was Draco based on? Because JK clearly fricking hates him.
pansy parkinson got recast to uglier actresses because rowling hated her since she was based on her childhood bully. imagine draco was similar
watching her get lewded by millions of fans wasn't cathartic enough?
Given it was self defence, and there was no intent, no.
At most it would be recklessness, but there are necessity defences that can bypass that.
On rewatches it is very clear why this was the only film worthy of a cinematography Oscar nom this scene expecially
>Fill room with dry ice
>Get oscar nom
Is it really that easy?
It has a nice heavy atmosphere compared to the other movies although I liked the christmasy first 2 as well. That scene where Snape kills Dumbledore in the tower with all the different angles and perspectives was kino.
Why was this movie the best Harry Potter movie? Was it because there's no Voldemort appearing at the end shit?
The perfect blend of children story telling and darker themes?
>The perfect blend of children story telling and darker themes?
Its the Majora's Mask of the series, lots of dark stuff for fans to read into
In the wizard battles all they do is yell the same shit over and over and over. Absolute gayness.
I could kill everybody at Hogwarts in about 20 minutes with an AR-15.
I miss when Emma wore sexy dresses and high heels.
Emma Watson is mid as frick.
Stfu broccoli head
Saw this haircut in the wild for the first time last week at work. I didn't think anyone with a phone and internet would wear it considering it's been meme'd to hell and back.
I'm not a zoomer nor am I Black person. Zendaya is ugly too. Emma Watson is a feminist twat and a mid b***h that people only like cause of nostalgia.
ehhh whats the triangle? Hot, cute, and beautiful/handsome? Emma has the traditional beauty thing and when she was younger had the cute thing. Was she lolsoOMGsheisSOhotlikeOMGmommymilkyorwhateveryoukidssaynowadays? No. But she definitely was a pretty lady and attractive. I'd say she was above average. Zendaya I definitely don't understand though, especially since she is such a charisma black hole in every role i've seen her in.
In her prime, she was objectively the most beautiful and gentle female human bean to ever grace this wretched world.
Draco and I'm not even memeing. By year 6 he's basically on Lestrange's level and is a full fledged Death Eater.
Hermione was the strongest insofar as booksmarts and knowledge could help you be strong. The movies portraied her as much stronger still than the book, because she also thinks on her feet, reacts fast and with purpose, meanwhile in the books she is a bit more a deer-in-the-headlights when confronted with situations she hadn't anticipated.
yeah, the movies were weird in that they kept giving Ron's strongest moments in the books to Hermione. Maybe feminism. Maybe groomerism.
producers had a thing for Emma/ Hermione
They openly admitted it
Oscar bait flicks and awards
that's why they got the panty shot
In the books at least there is literally zero doubt that Harry would win a duel with Hermione every time
In theory she's the better wizard, but in practice by the time she's decided what spell she wants to try and win with, Harry has already disarmed her
Harry legit has a claim to being the most combat-capable of the students at least, because he's got crazy level reflexes and acts on instinct in life or death situations
These mad lads
Leave school early and become millionaires, while there do high level enchantments that fool teaching staff, make anonymous use of one of the most powerful hogwarts artifacts (marauders map) and on top of that are the best quidditch players (Harry is only good because of his top tier brooms).
If we're nitpicking Fred gets killed, so George is the OG.
>Both these frickers decided to run an an anti-voldemort radio station with a brand new spell of their own and are the only successful ones
And they get a death and a joke shop as reward.
Harry becomes a fricking wagie detective (eventually) even after being the most famous wizard globally. Wisest thing Harry did was investing in the twins, rose out of a shit poor family, create their own spells at age 16, rich by 18. Ron was lucky to take Fred's place and should kiss George's ass for the rest of his miserable life.
Harry is chief Auror and if that's anything like the real world, he's making six figures
My headcanon is that George was actually the one who died but Fred just didn't say anything. Doesn't make sense given the Wealsey family clock but feels like a prank the twins would play even after one died to honor him.
And everyone goes along with it for years chalking it up to ptsd.
That would be hilarious and far too clever for Rowling.
didn't the one who died have a wife? it was his wedding i think
then Rowling just kills off the mofo for drama, what a hack
It was part of the joke. He fricked his brother's wife for the rest of their lives as a joke
>TROON in the bathroom!
>Not many first years would be able to survive a fully grown *does finger quotes* "WOMAN" in a dress.
kek, nice timing
>which bathroom Professor?
>anon, meet me in the second-floor girls' lavatory in 10 minutes. Bring your wand.
i always bring my wand, stupid. What are you, moronic? Durr gtfo mudblood b***hass crackuh punkass R
This will be the HBO Hermione you know, and a Paki Harry.
The metrics for magic strength are not explained, so it's impossible say.
Magic morons like crabbe and goyle can apparently create all-consuming, unextinguishable magical fire infernos out of nothing, with no special ritual or anything, so the entire power scale of magic is fricked.
Its not like incantations ever go wrong. Harry can just say the words of Snape's cutting spell without having any idea of what he's doing, and invisible unblockable blades will carve up malfoy to ribbons.
Harry Potter is a badly written magical universe. Rowling, being a woman, does not care for inherent structure or limitations to the power system.
And becoming better at magic is simply handwaved as something they do off screen with no real effort or meaning out behind it.
>Harry Potter is a badly written magical universe.
That's because the books aren't fantasy. They're mystery novels wrapped in a fantasy cloak to better appeal to children. They succeeded, wonderfully, to entice an entire generation of children to read books instead of watch tv.
This isn't your weebshit. Power levels aren't a thing in western fantasy
>weebshit
Explicit power levels are in Indian invention sir
Power levels are a thing in Harry Potter itself.
Voldemort is mega uber powerful dude best wizard ever. Only dumbledore is powerful enough in magic to stop him... and harry because prophecy stuff
All that stuff is in the story, but the power levels are unexplained and just exist.
That's my problem. Do you see?
Strongest in bed maybe
Too happy.
>ai slop
>does not even have vegana outline
I would be ashamed to post this tbh
You got anything better turkey?
yup
Problematic.tgif
I want to take off her shoes so bad
2m02s
>this is literally the only scene in all 7.5 films that shows her bare feet
i jerked off so many times to this
She is but only because you apparently have to be a complete nerd to find literal magic interesting enough to study, which practically only consists of saying a word correctly and flicking a wand.
Imagine being her boyfriend 15 years ago
>Gawd, Emma! Shut up! Nobody cares about your white girl problems!
>implying I wasn't
*22 years ago
Emma should get into audiobooks. Maybe Finnegan's Wake.
>Emma should get into audiobooks
Yeah, I agree. She may be a b***h but her voice makes me diamonds
why did rowling write magic as something that benefited from intense study, but never demonstrated anything in magic that required intense study?
also why were the majority of students depicted as being lazy and uninterested in learning magic?
I mean technically we humans are capable of amazing things yet you probably aren't educated and waste your time here. Incredible shit seems so normal to us now.
yea but i'm not actually capable of anything amazing. and even the limit of what humans can do is boring.
magic on the other hand is actually amazing.
YOU are amazing. The world needs you, and you have the potential and skill to become great and satisfy your every dream. Start right now!!
Electricity is pretty fricking amazing.
>why were the majority of students depicted as being lazy and uninterested in learning magic?
They knew they could ride off Nepotism to get a job in the Ministry. Pretty sure that's how Percy got the job
>also why were the majority of students depicted as being lazy and uninterested in learning magic?
damn yea you are right.
they all gave zero shits about magic. barely used it even. wtf
She was the blackest. Always quick to pull a weapon if anyone disrespected her.
Emma watson's carreer is hilarious
>be childhood actress on a very succesfull fantasy movie series.
>work dries up after that
>frick harvey weinstein for roles
>do a few movies where you get portrayed as "the girl next door you want to frick" character.
>pretty much selling herself as a sex symbol
>the movies flop
>daddy weinstein goes to jail
>jump on the woke feminist bandwagon now in hopes of getting roles that way
>that fails too
>bong genes start doing their work and hit the wall hard
Now she is just a old hag and a failed actress who sucked a fat pedo israelites dick.
for me the funniest part was the BAFTA pics from last year which made her look so shriveled she purposely leaked her own nudes and hardly anyone gave a damn about them
yeah but I still fap to made up images of her
didn't she do beauty and the beast?
you forgot the part where she threw Rowling under the bus for woke points
They are pretty explicit in her being her generations Dumbledore.
But combat magic and dueling seems to be a skill and also simply take balls. Harry has the most "frick it we're gonna do it" energy in Hogwarts. Which makes him a good-ish fighter. Other wizard train in offensive dark arts.
their accountant
Man, if I was Harry in HP 7 in that tent with Hermione, I would've been face deep in her British crumpet the entire time. Just conceptualizing the redolence of her hairy unwashed muff after days of not being able to shower would've driven me wild. The musky aroma of her bush combined with my raging hormones would've been too insane to control. I would've given up on my search for magical artifacts and shit and would've been balls deep in her for days. Engorio indeed.
A drop of sleeping potion in her tea, and you could use her pube oil for lube when taking her butthole.
She would have said no to you.
The end
There's still time for her to get a clue and make a few improvements
>no ass whatsoever
She never stood a chance against the wall did she?
APOLOGIZE PUTA
Why’re there so many damn Harry Potter and Jurassic Park threads? Do y’all really love transphobic wizards and scientifically-innacurate dinosaurs that much? Or is it just,like two guys posting for each franchise
Hairyblotter fondled his hairy magic wand and thought about shoving it in lemoney.he thought, its too late, she's not a child any more so it does not turn me on. As I am from Pakistan and on Cinemaphile I'll just post about white child actresses instead.
>I'll just post about white child actresses instead.
BASED PAKI
No. Without getting too far into the lore, the mudblood thing was accurate. Once you start ranking wizards, the "purest" end up on top.
Harry is the strongest
>completely mediocre
>has no interest in magic
>never studies
>straight c student
>carried hard by hermione and snape's textbook
>flunked out of school
>only knows expelliarmus and patronus
>becomes an affirmative action auror
b-b-but he can LOVE
he studies hard to pass the exams on defense from the dark arts because he wanted to become an auror in the book 5 or 6 I think
you will never pass as an auror harry
Harry isn't a genius in magic theory or book smarts but he is very good at practical applications of it and dueling. There's a reason why he was the one chosen to lead Dumbledore's Army, and stuff like conjuring a patronus is something even experienced adult wizards have trouble with
the only reason he couldn't pass auror qualifications in his exams is because his potions wasn't good enough and Snape had been actively antagonizing him for half a decade, are you surprised he wasn't very good at potions?
> killed voldemort
Frick your grades, the highest achievers in society almost never were very good in school
>11 year old learns that magic is real and that he can use it
>Treats magic like a chore and makes no effort to learn any of it
That's the most unbelievable part of this series. I'm suprised every muggle born student isn't just like Hermione, spending every spare minute in the library desperate to learn every bit of magic they can, or to just read about cool shit like dragons and giants.
dude has a part of one of the most powerfull wizards ever in him since hes a baby so yeah he was the strongest student even if he didnt know
Snape invented his own spells as a teen andHermionie never did. She had to be pretty mid and just the best in a shit generation.
Yeah, in fact Percy and Bill Weasley did better than her in school. Barty Crouch jr had perfect grades too
its kinda hard to focus when every year you need to solve a scooby-doo mystery
As a nerd, Hermione probably had a hairy pussy that was a little stinky.
>stinky witch pussy
Perfect
>doesn't match head
AI fails
>pube-akis grow-akis
her wand was really strong for some reason. in book 7 Harry mentions it feels different than the other dozen wands he has to use in that book
She uses it to jerk off
Imagine how many cams of first-year girls jerking off with their wands there would be.
>first year
Why do people here constantly pretend to be pedo now? Do you need to be edgy that badly?
haha yeah it's just pretending haha true. i'll stop "pretending" now hehehe
>Hairyblotter fondled his hairy magic wand and thought about shoving it in lemoney.he thought, its too late, she's not a child any more so it does not turn me on. As I am from Pakistan and on Cinemaphile I'll just post about white child actresses instead.
>not using the broomstick
You have to work up to that
>hehe you fricking nerd, imagine spending your time learning and practicing godlike powers when you could be doing, uhh, whatever exactly it is the non "nerd" kids do thats supposedly better than learning about telekinesis mind control and transmutation
>telekinesis
ACCIO KNICKERS!!!
Heh, still hiding the hands
She was a nerd and had read a lot of books so it’s not that weird for her to know more spells than everyone else in her year tbhhhh
>Hermione is supposed to be her self-insert.
>She retcons her to be black.
Ain't she got no self-respect?
The movies unfortunately made her a mary sue when she was actually written well-balanced in the books, also Emma became a primadonna in the later movies which showed in her awkward cringe acting.
>NEVILLE WAS ACTUALLY THE STRONGEST
Test
>Ghost girl that floats around in the bathrooms
>nvm lets not deal with it
I saw the first movie I think when I was super young, why is there a dead girl in the bathrooms?
Voldemort's giant pet snake killed her in the bathroom and she just never left.