Don't try it homosexual. That's how you get yeast infection. Chlorine waters isnt supposed to go in a vegana and the water pressure will make her pussy make fart noises.
In a bath maybe but honestly you would not want to, pussy juice is there for a reason and water doesnt make a good lube.
You wont even want sex in a shower past the first initial experience
The vegana acts as a one why valve and water is continuously pumped into her until your new girlfriend swells up to the size of a balloon then explodes
No you can't. Natural body lube is water soluble so it just dissolves instantly. Having sex underwater is like trying to stuff a ferret into a sock.
t. Had sex in a hot tub (for about 5 seconds)
Just don't even bother.
Pool owner here. Have had sex in the pool many times. Use an oil-based lube, it will not wash away. Also, consider having pool noodles or other conveniently shaped floats for sex in the deep end, it’s pretty fun. Go gettem, sport!
Yes you can do it, don't listen to the virgins saying not to.
If you're worried about chafing, there are silicon based lubes that don't dissolve in water. You can also use a condom with a silicon based lubricant.
But unless you're going at if for like 20 minutes, fricking in a pool without those is totally possible, just don't do what they did in this scene where the pumping and trashing would cause lots of issues. Just have slow sex like a grown up and you'll be fine.
One quick note, if you ever use an oil based lube (for pool sex) and your using a condom do your research beforehand and make sure it won't dissolve/brake your rubber. I know Vaseline will frick condoms up.
Yes. It was sadly career suicide for Elizabeth Berkley.
Stole the VHS from my buddy and we ended up physically fighting on the bus one day over it, I kept the tape (it was a draw).
Here's my one beef: the lead was miscast. Any other 90s babe would be better.
Dustin Diamond tried to make amends before his passing but he wrote a book "trashing" the cast.
The extent of it was >these smoking hot famous teenagers all had sex with eachother at one point or another >I always smelled weed coming out of Mark/Tiffany's trailer
GASP!
Look how they abandoned Lark. MPG used to bang her too. They hung Screech and Lisa out to dry.
It was one of the most cringiest movies I've ever seen. Women are embarrassing. I barely made it through like 30-45 minutes before having too much embarrassment for them to keep watching. Its not even comedically bad, its just a heaping pile of shit. I can't believe this is the same director that made Robocop.
Yeah. Every character is a liar and most are lying to themselves as well. They are all self centered people willing to do anything to get ahead. A scathing critique of showbusiness.
Objectively? Yes.
One of the best scenes in cinema history
>you can have sex while submersed in water
Virgin here. Can you really? Im going to try it when I finally get a gf.
Don't try it homosexual. That's how you get yeast infection. Chlorine waters isnt supposed to go in a vegana and the water pressure will make her pussy make fart noises.
In a bath maybe but honestly you would not want to, pussy juice is there for a reason and water doesnt make a good lube.
You wont even want sex in a shower past the first initial experience
The vegana acts as a one why valve and water is continuously pumped into her until your new girlfriend swells up to the size of a balloon then explodes
Just don't do it
No you can't. Natural body lube is water soluble so it just dissolves instantly. Having sex underwater is like trying to stuff a ferret into a sock.
t. Had sex in a hot tub (for about 5 seconds)
Just don't even bother.
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Pool owner here. Have had sex in the pool many times. Use an oil-based lube, it will not wash away. Also, consider having pool noodles or other conveniently shaped floats for sex in the deep end, it’s pretty fun. Go gettem, sport!
This might be counterintuitive, but water makes the vegana super dry, plus its not very sanitary to frick in most bodies of water
your testicles burst from the water pressure, don't do it
Yeah, I fricked in many a lake half-submergrd at least. It was quite fun and her breasts kept me afloat. Most kino life preserver.
Yes you can do it, don't listen to the virgins saying not to.
If you're worried about chafing, there are silicon based lubes that don't dissolve in water. You can also use a condom with a silicon based lubricant.
But unless you're going at if for like 20 minutes, fricking in a pool without those is totally possible, just don't do what they did in this scene where the pumping and trashing would cause lots of issues. Just have slow sex like a grown up and you'll be fine.
One quick note, if you ever use an oil based lube (for pool sex) and your using a condom do your research beforehand and make sure it won't dissolve/brake your rubber. I know Vaseline will frick condoms up.
It's a definite do in a pool. Silicone lube and just enjoy. Because you're weightless in the water you can go at it for quite a while!
His wiener was electrifying.
Stole the VHS from my buddy and we ended up physically fighting on the bus one day over it, I kept the tape (it was a draw).
Here's my one beef: the lead was miscast. Any other 90s babe would be better.
Who would Cinemaphile have cast?
>Stole the VHS from my buddy and we ended up physically fighting on the bus one day over it
Literally me but Buttslammers 4: Anal Armageddon
None of these girls look better than her
>Stole the VHS from my buddy and we ended up physically fighting on the bus one day over it, I kept the tape (it was a draw).
lmao
>Here's my one beef: the lead was miscast. Any other 90s babe would be better.
totally disagree
That doesn't seem very hygienic.
I remember people laughing in the theater during this scene.
!!!FACT!!!
Its kino. https://youtu.be/lOrxulqhiQc
the best
No. And this is from someone who loves Robocop, Total Recall, and Starship Troopers. I couldn't even get through more than half of it.
>Robocop, Total Recall, and Starship Troopers.
Wtf do any of those films have to do with showgirls???
Same director, you idiot!
Sorry I'm not obsessed with IMDB like you reddit homosexual
>not knowing verhoeven's filmography
>calls other anons redditors
lol lmao even
you could at least put two and two together you fricking moron
Good fricking god you're stupid
Missed Basic Instinct and Flesh + Blood.
Did you at least see the lapdance?
Try to watch it again. It was Verhoeven's worst Hollywood film, but I couldn't name 10 movies better than it made in the past 10 years.
Yes. It was sadly career suicide for Elizabeth Berkley.
STOP LIKING EVIL WOMEN
She gave me a israeliteess fetish.
Why do they all have that mouth
Loved her in wienertail, but never threw a beat
Saved this GIF for later
Some 90s b***hes need tributes to stay young, even Paltrow rubs semen into her face
Back when I was like 10 I thought this b***h was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen
She's swallowed more wiener than your average pornstar
So has every other woman. So what
Same. She has that trashy milf look.
Beautiful? No. Sexy depraved bawd? Absolutely.
my type of woman
All women need rape though
She is not special
She is like still one of the most beautiful women.
Seriously she looks like she's 40, today.
i helped her find a lost item at a movie theater
once boy she was so nice and incredibly fricking sexy
No it wasn't.
But why
Not really. Her career wasn't big before then stayed about the same level after. It's basically what she's remembered for.
Ummm....Liz....I think you're mistaking YOUR cleavage for another kind of cleavage.
tbh I think it's better than Basic Instinct.
I jerked off to it many times as a kid. Need to watch it again to re-evaluate if it's actually a good movie
The fat lady was kino.
>seeing Jessie Spano's vegana and butthole
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makes me wonder how high they all were when filming saved by the bell
She was an annoying character, but goddamn.
Dustin Diamond tried to make amends before his passing but he wrote a book "trashing" the cast.
The extent of it was
>these smoking hot famous teenagers all had sex with eachother at one point or another
>I always smelled weed coming out of Mark/Tiffany's trailer
GASP!
Look how they abandoned Lark. MPG used to bang her too. They hung Screech and Lisa out to dry.
Screech died? I must've forgot about that.
>she'll never be your highschool gf
post pussy jiggle gif
Best pussy wobble movie ever made
no but it's a fun one
For me, it's the scene where they talk about which dog food tastes the best.
>makes thousands of dollars in the 90's every weekened stripping
wants to quit to make less than minimum wage doing homosexual theater dancing
>girl licks long pole
>I'm supposed to imagine it's my penis
>4.5"
>immersion ruined
I got to see Jessie from Saved by the Bell's pussy, so yes. Pretty good movie.
It's one of the greatest filters ever committed to celluloid. It got me hard.
It was one of the most cringiest movies I've ever seen. Women are embarrassing. I barely made it through like 30-45 minutes before having too much embarrassment for them to keep watching. Its not even comedically bad, its just a heaping pile of shit. I can't believe this is the same director that made Robocop.
yes, and I will convert to judaism for elizabeth berkley
Yeah. Every character is a liar and most are lying to themselves as well. They are all self centered people willing to do anything to get ahead. A scathing critique of showbusiness.
No. Underneath the nudity, it was mediocre at best.
Only gays don’t like Showgirls.
Yes, Showgirls is fine cinema
Gina gershon being a bad b***h and seeing this chick naked....yup!
Daily reminder that Showgirls pass the Bechdel test.