This is true, and I'm pretty sure "not sounding mad" is a forced meme to keep people docile.
When Milla Jovovich got mad at that one french frick for bringing up her dad despite her specifically telling him not to, it was kino and a winning move.
It was a mean-spirited joke and he should have showed his displeasure. This anon is right and you should not do what Jonnah did when it crosses the line. Don't act like a victim like a lot of homosexuals do but don't let people walk over you either.
1. Woman
2. Specifically told him not to do that
Different to Jonah's situation.
Ornella made a joke, a good one even. It wasn't out of line, just not toothless.
If Jonah had made a specific request for topics to be avoided, and then they broached that, he coudl've walked away the bigger man, but he still wouldn't have been able to look as angry as Milla. I know it's a double standard, but that's how it be.
>I'LL ASK YOUR MOTHER TO LEAVE THE ROOM YOU PUNK ASS WEATHER REPORTER. COME HERE AND TELL JONAH THAT, I'LL FRICK YOU IN YOUR ASS YOU PUNK WEATHER REPORTER. YOU prostitute. YOU CAN'T TOUCH JONAH, YOU'RE NOT SMART ENOUGH. I'LL EAT YOUR butthole ALIVE, YOU b***h. FRICK YOU, YOU HO. COME AND SAY IT TO JONAH'S FACE.... I'LL FRICK YOU IN THE ASS IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. YOU b***h.... COME ON, YOU b***h. YOU'RE SCARED COWARD, YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS ENOUGH TO FRICK WITH JONAH. YOU CAN'T LAST TWO MINUTES IN JONAH'S WORLD, b***h. LOOK AT YOU SCARED NOW, YOU HO.... SCARED LIKE A LITTLE WHITE PUSSY. SCARED OF THE REAL MEN. I'LL FRICK YOU 'TIL YOU LOVE JONAH
Even if Jonah came up with the greatest response conceivable to mankind, Ornella can always just win by interrupting him with a yawn or a loud, nasty fart. He literally cannot win.
Banter doesn't work if it's only one sided, funny how all you anglosphere dickheads scream about how "you don't know how to do it right!" When you get properly roasted in return.
Frick all of you, it's just low class crabs in a bucket bullshit done by insecure losers
Yes, you've been raised on roasts. In your mind the subject is not supposed to parry. The roaster is supposed to know how far is too far and hold back on that basis. That's a purely American notion. Everybody else banters with each other.
Oh frick off, that's such a lie. I moved to australia from New York and it's abundantly clear you're all insecure lowlifes.
You're allowed to say any manner of nasty things but get butt blasted at anyone that gives it back.
It's why you don't have actual friends just drinking buddies, your women are even bigger bawds and for some reason there's an unconscious bias towards anyone that sounds like they're from the movies or tv
>OI IT'S THE c**t FROM THE STATES MATE >wtf you just called me a c**t? fricking hell frick you you fricking frick imma cap yo ass man I'm from frickin NEW YORK motherfricker you dunno who you messin with b***hass lil fricker imma show ya [30 lines omitted]
lol dumb mutt
Her apology was basically "I'm sorry, I thought you were cool"
What a b***h, you don't have to frick him but why go out of your way to say it out loud? You know guys you want to frick actually hate c**ts like you?
Honestly ever actual Chad that I have ever met has been a really good human being that is kind to fat guys and wants them to get in shape
Every unattractive person has experienced getting publicly humiliated (for no other reason than to be put down) by somebody much prettier than them at some point in their lives.
Right but maybe don't be fat? I was really fat and I lost weight. It was hard but being fat was miserable.
You're breathing sucks, you can't do activities. You're tired all the time
Frick fat people, it's not acceptable and should be bullied to the extreme, radical
Oh whatever, so sorry the spoiled israeli millionaire man baby feels sad for being a fat little b***h. I was fat once, now I frick girls to validate myself. It's still not healthy but at least I don't have diabetes and sleep apnea
Jonah getting offended about a joke that only implies he is less attractive than two of the most attractive people in the world shows how narcissistic he is. Ornella did nothing wrong
I thought Jonah started this by talking shit to her and she hit back with the Leo&Brad bant, which makes any attempt at guilt-tripping or shaming her pointless since he brought this on himself.
Do I recall wrong?
>HAHA! Nah okay, that's a good one, I respect it. I'll pass your number on to them! Wouldn't wait up though.
Easy. Take a little jab, give a little jab and on to the next topic.
>get mad, makes him seem insecure >make a joke, it is at his own expense >try to make her the butt of a joke, impossible because women have gamed society so you can't make them the butt of a joke
We don't need any more time. it was over the moment she called his low value. There is no winning that
*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fricking carefully now you stupid French b***h. You disgusting prostitute. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."
makes him sound mad
fail
There’s nothing wrong with sounding mad.
The whole point of these kind of threads is to not making hin sound mad.
again...fail
This is true, and I'm pretty sure "not sounding mad" is a forced meme to keep people docile.
When Milla Jovovich got mad at that one french frick for bringing up her dad despite her specifically telling him not to, it was kino and a winning move.
women get a pass on that
That’s because she was hot
It was a mean-spirited joke and he should have showed his displeasure. This anon is right and you should not do what Jonnah did when it crosses the line. Don't act like a victim like a lot of homosexuals do but don't let people walk over you either.
1. Woman
2. Specifically told him not to do that
Different to Jonah's situation.
Ornella made a joke, a good one even. It wasn't out of line, just not toothless.
If Jonah had made a specific request for topics to be avoided, and then they broached that, he coudl've walked away the bigger man, but he still wouldn't have been able to look as angry as Milla. I know it's a double standard, but that's how it be.
that was a very intricate joke though, I think she prepared it in advance. jonah could've pointed that out
>he coudl've walked away the bigger man
Unless he's appearing on my 600lb life he's walking away from every situation as the bigger man.
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Yeah but Milla isn't a fatty boomboom
Women have a different palybook than men, jonah couldnt have done that
Why is it always the French
>Ornella, let me explain something to you real quick.
>doesn’t that hurt?
>Be careful Jonah, coming up isn't your specialty. Leave that to Brad and Leo please
>I'LL ASK YOUR MOTHER TO LEAVE THE ROOM YOU PUNK ASS WEATHER REPORTER. COME HERE AND TELL JONAH THAT, I'LL FRICK YOU IN YOUR ASS YOU PUNK WEATHER REPORTER. YOU prostitute. YOU CAN'T TOUCH JONAH, YOU'RE NOT SMART ENOUGH. I'LL EAT YOUR butthole ALIVE, YOU b***h. FRICK YOU, YOU HO. COME AND SAY IT TO JONAH'S FACE.... I'LL FRICK YOU IN THE ASS IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. YOU b***h.... COME ON, YOU b***h. YOU'RE SCARED COWARD, YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS ENOUGH TO FRICK WITH JONAH. YOU CAN'T LAST TWO MINUTES IN JONAH'S WORLD, b***h. LOOK AT YOU SCARED NOW, YOU HO.... SCARED LIKE A LITTLE WHITE PUSSY. SCARED OF THE REAL MEN. I'LL FRICK YOU 'TIL YOU LOVE JONAH
>YOU STUPID FRICKING b***h I FRICKED YOUR MOTHER IN THE ASS AND MADE HER SWALLOW AFTERWARDS
>He said calmly
MORE TIME
>so in your dream, which one of them fricked you in the ass?
ORNELLA YOU b***h YOU BETTER RUN CAUSE ME AND MY JONAH ARMY ARE COMING TO FRICK YOU UP
Even if Jonah came up with the greatest response conceivable to mankind, Ornella can always just win by interrupting him with a yawn or a loud, nasty fart. He literally cannot win.
>He literally cannot win.
Yes he can. Give it time.
We've had centuries...
2 more weeks bros
he WILL win it's just a matter of time
somebody post the comic please
>I AM fat! I'll KILL you and EAT your body live on television! You're french TOAST, you French b***h!
*murders Ornella, and eats some of her flesh before the police can arrest him*
I literally can't think of how she could possibly make a comeback after that. Well done.
>a disembodied voice rings from the toilet
>I bet this isn't the first time you've had someone in your ass, is it Jonah?
The only winning move at the time would have been pulling out a revolver and blowing his brains out on the spot.
>He died as he lived... stuffing something in his mouth."
MOOOOORREEEE TIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!
Wtf was Ornellas problem? Like he didn't start shit
French people are dicks.
He was supposed to be witty enough to roll with the banter, but she forgot that he's American.
Banter doesn't work if it's only one sided, funny how all you anglosphere dickheads scream about how "you don't know how to do it right!" When you get properly roasted in return.
Frick all of you, it's just low class crabs in a bucket bullshit done by insecure losers
Yes, you've been raised on roasts. In your mind the subject is not supposed to parry. The roaster is supposed to know how far is too far and hold back on that basis. That's a purely American notion. Everybody else banters with each other.
Oh frick off, that's such a lie. I moved to australia from New York and it's abundantly clear you're all insecure lowlifes.
You're allowed to say any manner of nasty things but get butt blasted at anyone that gives it back.
It's why you don't have actual friends just drinking buddies, your women are even bigger bawds and for some reason there's an unconscious bias towards anyone that sounds like they're from the movies or tv
>I moved to australia from New York
Should've stayed their bloody no good yank
bet you get properly roasted all the time you fat little spastic lmao
>OI IT'S THE c**t FROM THE STATES MATE
>wtf you just called me a c**t? fricking hell frick you you fricking frick imma cap yo ass man I'm from frickin NEW YORK motherfricker you dunno who you messin with b***hass lil fricker imma show ya [30 lines omitted]
lol dumb mutt
Her apology was basically "I'm sorry, I thought you were cool"
What a b***h, you don't have to frick him but why go out of your way to say it out loud? You know guys you want to frick actually hate c**ts like you?
Honestly ever actual Chad that I have ever met has been a really good human being that is kind to fat guys and wants them to get in shape
Obese American in France is an easy target
She's French. They are terrible people.
Every unattractive person has experienced getting publicly humiliated (for no other reason than to be put down) by somebody much prettier than them at some point in their lives.
Right but maybe don't be fat? I was really fat and I lost weight. It was hard but being fat was miserable.
You're breathing sucks, you can't do activities. You're tired all the time
Frick fat people, it's not acceptable and should be bullied to the extreme, radical
Here in Europe we dont like fat people.
You get off a plane looking like that you bet your ass we are gonna ask questions about it
>Here in Europe we dont like fat people.
you do love brown people though lmaaoo
american culture is centered around Black folk etc.
non-american culture is centered around America, lmao
Hard to ignore the moron constantly screaming in your face.
Indeed. Europistanis are better off dead, imo
Blah blah blah, you're both from fallen empires and your world will collapse any day now
t. Grey
>Like he didn't start shit
But he did.
He basically called her a prostitute first.
Why didn't he just beat the shit out of her right then and there?
>mmm what was that ornella
>ohhh come on
Why not just go all out and ask her if she was sexually abused and that's why she turned into a prostitute
I feel like I should ask your parents the same thing.
This was the moment that broke him. He realised that people weren't laighing with him, they were laughing at him. It forever changed him
Oh whatever, so sorry the spoiled israeli millionaire man baby feels sad for being a fat little b***h. I was fat once, now I frick girls to validate myself. It's still not healthy but at least I don't have diabetes and sleep apnea
>I'll rape you you stupid b***h.
This is the only way to win but he has to go through with it
Bros, how much more time do we need?
only homosexuals say yikes
You just said it in your post, checkmate homosexual
The real move would've been not being an insecure fat manlet
But we all know he's not able to do that
I think I got the perfect reaction:
>ok... I was told french people could be rude, but that's still something to experiment it first hand
Jonah getting offended about a joke that only implies he is less attractive than two of the most attractive people in the world shows how narcissistic he is. Ornella did nothing wrong
Why didn't Jonah, the bigger of them two, just eat the smaller Ornella?
Would have made him look mad
Ornella, you are a prostitute. I'm gonna frick your mother and give her a daughter she'll actually love
*roundhouse her in the jaw*
>teleports behind you
>pokes you in the fat
Heh, nothing personnel Jonah
I thought Jonah started this by talking shit to her and she hit back with the Leo&Brad bant, which makes any attempt at guilt-tripping or shaming her pointless since he brought this on himself.
Do I recall wrong?
Doesn't matter too much tbh, having to gaze upon Jonah's visage is more offensive than any piercing remark could ever be.
Yeah, but it thoroughly shmuck broke Jonah and it has been hilarious ever since trying to see incels come up with a good comeback.
>were you the best they could come up?
Too easy
>HAHA! Nah okay, that's a good one, I respect it. I'll pass your number on to them! Wouldn't wait up though.
Easy. Take a little jab, give a little jab and on to the next topic.
>get mad, makes him seem insecure
>make a joke, it is at his own expense
>try to make her the butt of a joke, impossible because women have gamed society so you can't make them the butt of a joke
We don't need any more time. it was over the moment she called his low value. There is no winning that
*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fricking carefully now you stupid French b***h. You disgusting prostitute. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."
fine speech.
This has been going on for so long I no longer know what the original joke/question is about.
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