Was The Eternals really that bad?
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He thought steroids = good reviews.
The director didn't even ask or want him to get jacked lmao
Dumb poo got a bull semen injection and ended up in a full body muscle suit anyway kek
they dont hurt
His face lift certainly is
That's all hgh.
>ends his only known work by getting literally butt fricked by a guy who'd been mentally butt fricking him the entire show
>dies in capeshit obscurity
Vindawho?
Yes not even Salma Hayeks breasts could save that shit
Didn't they bury her breasts under an unsexy costume?
Obviously yes
there's no way a narcissist leftoid actor was ever going to not do therapy regardless, he's just trying to get pity points
him and his butler were the only memorable parts tho
too much butt pumping
>Was The Eternals really that bad?
No. Just Nanjiani. You could actually smell him in theaters. Fricking horrific.
He was in it so yeah
i had forgotten how bad the show was
He can't even do his silly default expression anymore going by that pic
With his deformed giga face it makes it look like he's trying and failing to be suave, ie like a creep.
Also remember he has a squeaky little boy voice coming out of that head
Turned himself into a joke, I can see why he might need therapy, realised he fricked up.
Not horrible but the general MCU audience expects mindless action with likable characters quipping. Meanwhile the producers legit thought they were making the first Oscar worthy MCU movie. So the failure on both sides was pretty bad.
I thought those toys were sitting in the freezer aisle.
Response was meh but reviews were NOT therapy-level of bad. I think he's too proud to admit it was everyone criticizing his steroid overuse mutating his face and body that got to him
pajeets look so unnatural when theyre muscular.
>Marvel made a DC movie
There's no recovering from that sick burn
is he actually eating shit?
Roid jaw is the male equivalent of buccal fat removal
What the heck is he eating?
I've been looking for awhile and I have no clue.
Its probably this
that sounds like hell
I vomited a little into my mouth when I read that.
BOGGED
Damn dude. I have been a spooky skleleton all of my life. I went through a Cinemaphile period where I ate a lot and gained about 50 pounds of muscle over the years.
The issue was that it felt so... pointless. I am skinny again, and man even though I think he sucks and is part of the problem. I feel bad for the pakijeet, even with roids you still have to train hard and eat well. They are not a magic talisman.
tl;dr ugly is ugly even with muscles
They had an eternals pez dispenser on a rack at the grocery store. I thought it was billy mays
Maybe he put a lot of effort into his body for MCU standards and got put in one of their worst movies and can't handle it. None of the other actors have a shit but him that it was a bad movie.
if anything the positive reviews were even more damning/embarrassing. Movie Blob even said it was the MCU version of a Wim Wenders film.
I wish he was dead
which libtard wants to battle us next?
Kumail Nanjiani needed therapy for Eternals reviews, meanwhile Dakota Johnson is just having with the Madame Web press tour and taking swipes at the whole damn industry.
thats because she's a chad
Yeah
That's the problem, it wasn't bad, it just wasn't anything. Not interesting or exciting in any way but not the worst thing I've ever seen either.
THE REVIEWS WAS ONLY BAD BECAUSE THE MOVIE WASS BAD
I AM LITREALLY GOING IN SANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Eternals was and still remains the best Marvel movie since Infinity War. I couldn't believe how good it was when I watched it because I was expecting it to be awful. The worst part about it was making the black guy the most intelligent one and also a homosexual, was just very obvious propaganda, but other than that it was a pretty damn unique and entertaining movie and it sucks that Marvel fanboys were too moronic to appreciate it.
honestly it felt fresh, not like another copy of every other capeshit movie. it reminded me of how it felt when GotG came out, it was noticeably different from all the other MCU movies that came before it. I still don't get why people hated the Eternals. even the people in this thread shitting on it, I just don't understand why. it broke the MCU capeshit mold that you gays are always complaining about, yet you still shit on it.
Only good part was the speedster. Also thought it was weird how they chose to focus on the atom bomb instead of the holocaust, which would have had more emotional impact.
Why not enter some bleach instead
Now he just look a filthy irish that got into too many fights and broke his nose a bit too often.
I don't know. All I know is that nobody cares about post-Endgame Marvel slop.
Why the frick would he read reviews? He should have been highly aware that he was participating in a piece of shit. He must be completely blinded by leftist ideologues. They really can't see a perspective outside of themselves. Anyone with a brain can tell you that portraying LGBT in a positive light that isn't coming from a comedic slant will never have any place in male power fantasy. Because straight men never fantasize about gay men unless they're villains/clowns to be dispatched. Because anyone who identifies another man as a viable alternative to building a family with a woman is some kind of negativity that no man wants to actively engage in. He doesn't want to see it IRL and least of all in his fricking fantasy. So you keep introducing those elements and these films will continue to fail.
>Hahahahahahahaha How The Frick Are Reviews Even Real Hahahaha Broo Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Bro Close Your Eyes
Haha
It was worse, Kamal, you sack of shit stop making this thread.
>capeshit
>was it bad
obviously
>Was The Eternals really that bad?
Didn't watch.
Never will.