It was breddy good. Rob really nailed the autism aspect if batman and made it seem realistic with how someone would act if they were that unhinged. Also Serkis is a great and unexpected Alfred, definitely will be watching the 2nd.
I think it's the best Batman movie. It nailed the tone and had the best Bruce Wayne. Also probably the best suit, just this clunky suit of armor with random shit built in.
If you're a comic book nerd who likes movies I guess it's worthwhile. If you don't care for comic books but like movies I wouldn't recommend it, because actors doing more or less genuine comic book dialogue gets silly.
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The best part about Catwoman is she's canonically mixed race part *Puerto Rican part English* forever and her name is literally "Selina". Zoey being cast upset people who were complete just morons. Her name is Selina Kyle. SELINA
>w-w-w-w--wwELL THEY Black personFIED HER BEFORE SO
How is that a good reason, you gorilla-Black person?
"That’s retroactive shit. She has always been presented as white in all original iterations of the character"
Just what the frick guys lol eartha Kitt played Catwoman you even say it what the frick lol how bad did I break you lol you moved off the goal posts so fast lol goldfish motherfrickers I'm lovinv this lol give me a minute im dying lol
3 months ago
Anonymous
That's not my post you're quoting moron, Anonymous isn't an username.
Even then I think by "original iterations" he was talking about the comics, not Kitt and fricking Halle Berry.
No wonder a dimwit like you liked The Batman.
3 months ago
Anonymous
She has no fricking race until we find out her mothers name and she's drawn as being Spaniard, she's meant to be exotic lol she has amnesia most of the time lol just stop I'm getting bored now
3 months ago
Anonymous
>she's drawn as being Spaniard
By giving her silky white skin and green eyes? You're delusional, Pablito.
>The best part about Catwoman is she's canonically mixed race part *Puerto Rican part English*
So? She has white skin. Are you saying every mixed girl should be a shade of brown?
....
Sigh.
Eartha kitt. Batman 66. You fricking idiot lol just frick lol
>The best part about Catwoman is she's canonically mixed race part *Puerto Rican part English*
So? She has white skin. Are you saying every mixed girl should be a shade of brown?
The only good batman movie is The Dark Knight and that's only because of the Joker. Bale's batman is ridiculous, the plot was really weak, getting caught on le purpose trope, and Dent going from a stand up guy to suddenly willing to kill children was pretty stupid. "Oh no my girlfriend of a year died I better start killing kids"
Problem is none directors want to make a BATMAN movie. They all want to do a better movie and put Batman in it. Begins was a Bond movie. Dark Knight was Heat. Dark Knight Rises was a remake of World is Not Enough. This movie is S7ven wannabe
The worst Batman movie I've ever seen >Batman and Bruce Wayne are BOTH edgy characters, when in all other Batman's Bruce has to pretend to be an aloof playboy/businessman/whatever to distract from the Batman persona >Alfred taught Bruce how to fight....what? >Riddler is a Cinemaphile incel >good guys = black, bad guys = white >movie very slowly paced >Batman doesn't use his phone to properly translate a spanish sentence, nor does he just ask a spanish guy to translate it. Riddler laughs his ass off at this and says "You're some great detective lol!" >Batman takes a shotgun blast to the fricking stomach and lives >Batman jumps off a fricking building and flies into a bridge and isn't paralyzed
I can't ever take the >villain gather evil anonymous online supporters to do commit terrorist act
The feds would be all over that shit. The "detective plot" revolves around batman unable to access an encrypted sekrit chat room/stream lmao. Also, the red herring pointing toward riddler knowing batman identity threw the whole movie off, created one of the most forced twist in movie, and an extremely cringe scene. If you can't pull off epic twist, don't try to force it.
Very good, the only live action batman with a good character arc. Going from angry, violent batman to heroic batman is kino. Hopefully the penguin show will be good
The plot is great because what nobody ever talks about is that it's pretty much an adaptation of The Long Halloween, which is the best Batman comic. What drags it down is that it doesn't have any of the right look to be Batman. The costumes for every character are abysmal and that's a pretty big fault to have when you're dealing with such iconic characters.
It gets worse when you realize some of the concept art was actually halfway decent but they reeled it in to look as far from a comic book as possible.
I felt like I should have liked it more than I did. Dark psycho Batman is my favorite version. Zodiac is one of my favorite movies. Nirvana is one of my favorite bands. I ended up thinking it was just sort of okay though.
It's ironic Zoomers don't realize halle berry was Catwoman and the same amount of rage was aimed at her. Morons breed morons but don't teach morons. Same debate different decade same outcomes.
indeed it is weird for you to need that from Salina. are you a huge catwoman fan? if she were white would you have her action figures and statues and trading cards?
>if she were white
She is, but keep being a clown, I'm enjoying that
.
Selina Kyle whose name is Selina has always been drawn with purple or green eyes. Because of slaves going to the ricas you'd have Spaniard looking women with dark hair and purple eyes popping up. Purple eyes besides that group in Africa is an albino thing. They wanted to give her more life then copied Puerto Rican green eyes.
Catwoman has always been an unknown race up until the purple eyes plus skin and hair color and name.
And now you know. Just let it go. You can't move the goal posts back further.
Ah yes, that's also explains her white skin, famous for spaniards to have, not to mention her clearly puertorican surname.
moron.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Her mother's name was Maria..her name is Selina.. kyle was her fathers last name...
Same arguments for decades. Whatever you say I've heard it before. You just don't know the answers because you can scan that fast
3 months ago
Anonymous
>You just don't know the answers because you can scan that fast
Nice sentence, now try and rewrite it so it makes sense, Speedy Gonzales.
how many catwoman comics do you own?
All of them.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm too bored. This is boring.
3 months ago
Anonymous
If all you can say is "nuh uh" while not actually engaging the counter-arguments proposed, of course you're gonna be bored. You're a dumb child with hands on your ears, it's not supposed to be fun if you act like that, moron.
Selina Kyle whose name is Selina has always been drawn with purple or green eyes. Because of slaves going to the ricas you'd have Spaniard looking women with dark hair and purple eyes popping up. Purple eyes besides that group in Africa is an albino thing. They wanted to give her more life then copied Puerto Rican green eyes.
Catwoman has always been an unknown race up until the purple eyes plus skin and hair color and name.
And now you know. Just let it go. You can't move the goal posts back further.
I love all three Nolan movies so much that I was destined to find this one at least a little disappointing. It made me feel old as shit though because I could remember when I was a teenager and everyone was going insane over The Dark Knight and there'd be boomer holdouts saying they liked '89 better.
Its ok, I love Battinson and the riddler but the writing couldve been much better
I like how stupid batman is, hate when they make him completely flawless, its good when detectives struggle and fail like he does here
I liked it until it went full moron in the driving scene with everything exploding, so much for a mature and realistic Batman. Gotta give the infantile 70IQ types their CGI BING BING WAHOO explosions and tensionless improbable spectacle.
Terrible.
Batman is an idiot detective and fighter.
Everyone whispers (until the ear-shattering explosions/music kicks in)
Catwoman is terrible
Riddler is cringe
The Mayor plot was terrible
It is three hours long
It was pretty good but frick that gopro shot was aids.
I really liked the message of hope at the end and how the mayor's kid was the first to take Batman's hand.
I would tell you if I remembered a single thing about it, aside from some memes and nitpicks. But isn't that fact already pretty telling just by itself
If I had a dogshit memory i'd forget how utterly boring and unremarkable this capeslop is. Then i'd watch some youtube essayist praising this slop for what it isn't and be excited for the sequel to consoom, like you did
Overrated and too long. Could have been great with better editing and stuff, but instead it's been jacked off as a great movie so they'll frick up the 2nd as well
It was just ok
They utterly failed at making me believe Battinson is The World's Greatest Detective though. Even as a year 1 type story this Batman is moronic. >big clue he missed was a Spanish word
Shit detective. Shit Batman. Batmobile was cool and Colin Ferrell Penguin was pretty good. Everything else was middling at best.
I liked the parts without Zoey
I didn't like the parts with Zoey
It was breddy good. Rob really nailed the autism aspect if batman and made it seem realistic with how someone would act if they were that unhinged. Also Serkis is a great and unexpected Alfred, definitely will be watching the 2nd.
Serkis was good. I liked how amateur this Batman seemed. It was definitively a movie about development and understanding oneself.
>amateur
You mean moronic
I think it's the best Batman movie. It nailed the tone and had the best Bruce Wayne. Also probably the best suit, just this clunky suit of armor with random shit built in.
The best Batman movie. He's literally me.
If you're a comic book nerd who likes movies I guess it's worthwhile. If you don't care for comic books but like movies I wouldn't recommend it, because actors doing more or less genuine comic book dialogue gets silly.
Nobody is a comic nerd.
It was okay. Little bit too long.
It's anti-white propaganda.
Boring, outdated and cringe.
It has the same problem most modern films have. Unnecessary female characters.
If you take out all the catwoman scenes it fixes the pacing problem this movie has and decreases the length of the film which it desperately needs.
As per usual women ruin a good time.
Penguin was good not so much because it was the penguin. But the actor was unrecognizable.
"I didn't moidur no goil!!!"
Post chin now.
>batman forgets what a batarang is: the movie
It's great.
It's up there with Batman Returns as the best Batman movie.
It was dumb. Really dumb.
Remember all those rumours that the director caught Rpatz fricking Zoe on the Batmobile
Was there ever anything to that?
Zoe doesn't like Rob and his talk about vidya gamesz.
better than TDK
it was good. catwoman stops it from being great though.
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The best part about Catwoman is she's canonically mixed race part *Puerto Rican part English* forever and her name is literally "Selina". Zoey being cast upset people who were complete just morons. Her name is Selina Kyle. SELINA
That’s retroactive shit. She has always been presented as white in all original iterations of the character.
>iterations of the character.
So you admit that interpretations of the character can change?
If you want to lose the fan base, sure.
He's just kind of stupid. Maybe indian. Eartha Kitt was cat woman for a reason.
>Eartha Kitt was cat woman for a reason.
She wasn't even the first choice for it, tardo.
"That’s retroactive shit. She has always been presented as white in all original iterations of the character"
Just what the frick guys lol eartha Kitt played Catwoman you even say it what the frick lol how bad did I break you lol you moved off the goal posts so fast lol goldfish motherfrickers I'm lovinv this lol give me a minute im dying lol
That's not my post you're quoting moron, Anonymous isn't an username.
Even then I think by "original iterations" he was talking about the comics, not Kitt and fricking Halle Berry.
No wonder a dimwit like you liked The Batman.
She has no fricking race until we find out her mothers name and she's drawn as being Spaniard, she's meant to be exotic lol she has amnesia most of the time lol just stop I'm getting bored now
>she's drawn as being Spaniard
By giving her silky white skin and green eyes? You're delusional, Pablito.
... Thats completely incorrect. She's been mixed race for 60 years plus.
Prove it.
....
Sigh.
Eartha kitt. Batman 66. You fricking idiot lol just frick lol
>w-w-w-w--wwELL THEY Black personFIED HER BEFORE SO
How is that a good reason, you gorilla-Black person?
Retcons don’t count you butthole. I bet you think Nick Fury and Kingpin were always black too.
>in all original iterations of the character.
Aren't you forgetting the most purrrrrrrfect casting of Catwoman?
>The best part about Catwoman is she's canonically mixed race part *Puerto Rican part English*
So? She has white skin. Are you saying every mixed girl should be a shade of brown?
Too long. Plot is a mess. He really needed to chopped down and some
characters should’ve been removed.
Yes
Something in the way.
The best part was the pizza. I don't remember anything from the movie but I have fond memories of that pizza.
it was completely forgettable.
The only good batman movie is The Dark Knight and that's only because of the Joker. Bale's batman is ridiculous, the plot was really weak, getting caught on le purpose trope, and Dent going from a stand up guy to suddenly willing to kill children was pretty stupid. "Oh no my girlfriend of a year died I better start killing kids"
Problem is none directors want to make a BATMAN movie. They all want to do a better movie and put Batman in it. Begins was a Bond movie. Dark Knight was Heat. Dark Knight Rises was a remake of World is Not Enough. This movie is S7ven wannabe
Falls apart in the third act.
I liked the first 20 minutes or so but it really ran out of steam by the end. The mystery sucked and the riddler being a /misc/-poster was lame
The worst Batman movie I've ever seen
>Batman and Bruce Wayne are BOTH edgy characters, when in all other Batman's Bruce has to pretend to be an aloof playboy/businessman/whatever to distract from the Batman persona
>Alfred taught Bruce how to fight....what?
>Riddler is a Cinemaphile incel
>good guys = black, bad guys = white
>movie very slowly paced
>Batman doesn't use his phone to properly translate a spanish sentence, nor does he just ask a spanish guy to translate it. Riddler laughs his ass off at this and says "You're some great detective lol!"
>Batman takes a shotgun blast to the fricking stomach and lives
>Batman jumps off a fricking building and flies into a bridge and isn't paralyzed
I can't ever take the
>villain gather evil anonymous online supporters to do commit terrorist act
The feds would be all over that shit. The "detective plot" revolves around batman unable to access an encrypted sekrit chat room/stream lmao. Also, the red herring pointing toward riddler knowing batman identity threw the whole movie off, created one of the most forced twist in movie, and an extremely cringe scene. If you can't pull off epic twist, don't try to force it.
Batman is black? wtf
You didn't get the movie.
No.
waaaaay too long
Very good, the only live action batman with a good character arc. Going from angry, violent batman to heroic batman is kino. Hopefully the penguin show will be good
The plot is great because what nobody ever talks about is that it's pretty much an adaptation of The Long Halloween, which is the best Batman comic. What drags it down is that it doesn't have any of the right look to be Batman. The costumes for every character are abysmal and that's a pretty big fault to have when you're dealing with such iconic characters.
It gets worse when you realize some of the concept art was actually halfway decent but they reeled it in to look as far from a comic book as possible.
I’m gonna say it.
It was mid. Everyone was waiting for that noir detective take on Batman, the concept was gold. But the execution was fricking mid.
For once, your opinion is bussin.
And next they point out Julie newmar who was literally doing brown fast as catwoman...
3..2...1
I liked it, bit pozzed at points, but I liked it. It's a very musically tonal film, though, so a quiet room with a headset or earbuds is good.
I felt like I should have liked it more than I did. Dark psycho Batman is my favorite version. Zodiac is one of my favorite movies. Nirvana is one of my favorite bands. I ended up thinking it was just sort of okay though.
All the catwoman stuff really drags it down.
It's ironic Zoomers don't realize halle berry was Catwoman and the same amount of rage was aimed at her. Morons breed morons but don't teach morons. Same debate different decade same outcomes.
Ah yes, Catwoman, truly a great movie only a moron would dislike.
Pipe down shitskin.
the problem wasn't the actress though. Zoe did a great job. i don't need her to be white, thats bizarre
>i don't need her to be white, thats bizarre
Yeah why would one want the character to be faithful to the source material, truly weird.
indeed it is weird for you to need that from Salina. are you a huge catwoman fan? if she were white would you have her action figures and statues and trading cards?
>if she were white
She is, but keep being a clown, I'm enjoying that
.
Ah yes, that's also explains her white skin, famous for spaniards to have, not to mention her clearly puertorican surname.
moron.
Her mother's name was Maria..her name is Selina.. kyle was her fathers last name...
Same arguments for decades. Whatever you say I've heard it before. You just don't know the answers because you can scan that fast
>You just don't know the answers because you can scan that fast
Nice sentence, now try and rewrite it so it makes sense, Speedy Gonzales.
All of them.
I'm too bored. This is boring.
If all you can say is "nuh uh" while not actually engaging the counter-arguments proposed, of course you're gonna be bored. You're a dumb child with hands on your ears, it's not supposed to be fun if you act like that, moron.
Zoe is the best Salina.
how many catwoman comics do you own?
Of you picture mutt or Black person as Selina Kyle over this you’re a gay
This is Golden Age Catwoman. Look some mutt or a Black person?
I can't tell if you are serious.
She's clearly mixed. Do you know how you can tell.
Selina Kyle whose name is Selina has always been drawn with purple or green eyes. Because of slaves going to the ricas you'd have Spaniard looking women with dark hair and purple eyes popping up. Purple eyes besides that group in Africa is an albino thing. They wanted to give her more life then copied Puerto Rican green eyes.
Catwoman has always been an unknown race up until the purple eyes plus skin and hair color and name.
And now you know. Just let it go. You can't move the goal posts back further.
Hey Zoomer, there was no mix races or mutts in 1940s comic books or media period. No, Selina was not a mutt.
thats just because of coloring issues. she seems hispanic
You’re beyond an idiot. Wasn’t allowed. Take a history class zoomer. This was Jim Crow era.
>S-stop rejecting the retcon!
People like you are why we are doomed to repeat history.
See
Yep. That was a repeat. This is boring
I love all three Nolan movies so much that I was destined to find this one at least a little disappointing. It made me feel old as shit though because I could remember when I was a teenager and everyone was going insane over The Dark Knight and there'd be boomer holdouts saying they liked '89 better.
I didn’t see it and never will but it was a 0/10 piece of shit and I’m right.
so this is the guy who screams capeshit in every thread regardless of topic.
couldn't really stick the landing but up until the finale its solid. as far as capeshit goes, that is.
Its ok, I love Battinson and the riddler but the writing couldve been much better
I like how stupid batman is, hate when they make him completely flawless, its good when detectives struggle and fail like he does here
I liked it until it went full moron in the driving scene with everything exploding, so much for a mature and realistic Batman. Gotta give the infantile 70IQ types their CGI BING BING WAHOO explosions and tensionless improbable spectacle.
I think the first half is really strong
The second half not so much
it wasn't, not even a little bit
I didn't get the Spanish joke
Terrible.
Batman is an idiot detective and fighter.
Everyone whispers (until the ear-shattering explosions/music kicks in)
Catwoman is terrible
Riddler is cringe
The Mayor plot was terrible
It is three hours long
I can’t believe Zoomers eat up this slop.
never watched it but people said it succeed where Se7en could not.
mid
bussin fight scenes
cringe costume emo batman
dank detective work no cap
sus opp (penguin zesty af, riddler big yikes on that bussy)
no cap it's straight up mid, expected it to slay but it's just mid
its amazing, dont listen to the haters. only flaw was that was a little long. could have shaved 30 min off.
It was pretty good but frick that gopro shot was aids.
I really liked the message of hope at the end and how the mayor's kid was the first to take Batman's hand.
I would tell you if I remembered a single thing about it, aside from some memes and nitpicks. But isn't that fact already pretty telling just by itself
Ya telling that you’re a moron with dogshit memory.
If I had a dogshit memory i'd forget how utterly boring and unremarkable this capeslop is. Then i'd watch some youtube essayist praising this slop for what it isn't and be excited for the sequel to consoom, like you did
Overrated and too long. Could have been great with better editing and stuff, but instead it's been jacked off as a great movie so they'll frick up the 2nd as well
It's not just that it was bad. It was bad and it came after Nolan's Batman. It was a recipe for disaster and I doubt I'll watch the sequel.
Really damn good. I liked it a lot. Paul Dano as Riddler was a great casting choice. And Pattinson surprised me with how much I liked him.
It was just ok
They utterly failed at making me believe Battinson is The World's Greatest Detective though. Even as a year 1 type story this Batman is moronic.
>big clue he missed was a Spanish word
Shit detective. Shit Batman. Batmobile was cool and Colin Ferrell Penguin was pretty good. Everything else was middling at best.
Pretty damn near perfect.
Succeeded where Nolan stumbled.
Coming in here to shill the most underrated Batman movie.