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I remember watching this and thinking that it could only appeal to gorehounds
Apparently I was wrong
this show always felt like it appealed to 14 year olf teenage white girls who wanted the main characters to be gay
Imagine if this got the 8 seasons as planned.
Why? I already dropped the series when it got to manhunter timeline
Why the FRICK would I watch 10 hours of a story that fits perfectly well in 2 and a half
a bit of both
Big kino. Exquisite tv.
seasons 1 and 2 were kino
Season 3 was pretentious
Shocking how bad s3 was, and it just got worse. Like a completely different show.
severe studio interference behind the scenes.
Michael Pitt leaving and replaced by Joe Anderson didn't help.
Michael Pitt is a great actor but he's toxic as frick. I got say though he was pretty kino in this.
>but he's toxic as frick
what's it like to have an opinion no man respects?
>we needed yet another re-telling of Manhunter/Red Dragon
Accurate.
>>we needed yet another re-telling of Manhunter/Red Dragon
despite being pointless, that was the best part of season 3, the italian stuff and the japanese girl stuff were even worse, i mean the italian stuff was ok, specially with Scully, but it was pointless to the story
Yeah...S3 was when they started making really big frick ups. I only watched to like the third or 4th episode before I shut it off. First 2 seasons were awesome though.
I liked all 3 seasons, but you can tell they were running out of good ideas by the end. Better to end it early than run it into the ground
I watched it back in highschool and I really liked it, but it fricked me up learning that the core fanbase are actual fujoshi. I never picked up on any of the supposed sexual tension between Hannibal and Will, but after finishing the series I read some reviews online, apparently that's all people talk about with this series. It's a fine mix of pretention and kino but the fanbase pretty well ruined it for me.
>I never picked up on any of the supposed sexual tension between Hannibal and Will
You're blind then, they all but outright state it.
Hannibal alludes to it being love multiple times.
I know I'm blind, that's what fricks me up, I wanted to believe it was just a noble male bonding love, not pederasty love, and then I told a bunch of people it was my favorite show, not even realizing that made me look like a homosexual.
Different anon here, but there was certainly some implicit homoerotic undertones and the director is an actual gay man. It's why women go crazy for the show because they can notice stuff like that more.
I guess I'm just too much a high test chad to pick up on homosex stuff
>anon is so much of a closet homosexual that he chooses to voluntarily ignore and memoryhole all the homoerotic undertones
It wasn't voluntary, I just didn't notice any of that before it was pointed out to me. I'm not sexually or romantically attracted to men, therefore the only logical explanation is that I'm a super straight high test gigachad.
>Hannibal alludes to it being love multiple times.
i thought it was like you love your dog, not like you love a woman with big breasts
>I watched it back in highschool
The zoomer makes himself known
Same here my fellow zoom zoom.
In fact, it certainly is interesting (and depressing) how desensitised modern teenagers are. I used to watch Hannibal during lunchtime like no problem.
mads is kino, everyone else I've completely forgotten
How can you forget le pumpkin man?
Whoa his boobs are totally awesome
I made it about halfway through the first season and it might be the most redundant show in history
It was moronic. Hannibal has fricking superpowers and does things that go far beyond the limits of believability. And turning Will Graham into fricking Sherlock was a very, incredibly gay decision.
>Hannibal has fricking superpowers
Not really.
>and does things that go far beyond the limits of believability.
That one is accurate. My favorites being the tree planted in a fricking parking lot with a corpse growing through it seemingly overnight, and the incredibly fricking dumb pic rel. Did he make his own plexiglass? That shit can't be hard to trace at all.
>autist can't into pat screen explanations
You put in a throwaway line about "The plexiglass disappeared from a warehouse on the South side of Chicago six months ago. Someone swapped it with an unmarked crate of wood paneling and we're still trying to figure out if it happened on the truck or with a lift operator. All the CCTV footage has already been overwritten."
>You put in a throwaway line about "The plexiglass disappeared from a warehouse on the South side of Chicago six months ago. Someone swapped it with an unmarked crate of wood paneling and we're still trying to figure out if it happened on the truck or with a lift operator. All the CCTV footage has already been overwritten."
Notice how the show never bothered to even try to bullshit it off like this.
>he planned cutting up this chick who stumbled on his identity accidentally 6 months prior
Maybe he just planned to do it to someone, nobody in particular, and decided she was the one?
This is still stupid because it still relies on Hannibal being completely invisible. He never gets seen by anything or anyone pulling off his moronicly elaborate murder stunts.
Isn't Hannibal quite wealthy in the book/series? He could just get professionals to do the thefts.
In this scene I thought it was just epoxy, but with just how clean it is with all the organs still in place she'd need to be frozen get somewhat of that clean cut. Dunno how the hair would work in epoxy though.
>Plexiglass is a controlled substance or some shit
They had some logically moronic shit but being able to buy and mount plexiglass isn't some kind of god power.
I assume the slices were plexiglass and epoxy, like the gunter von hagen shit this was riffing on.
Hannibal having SUPERPOWERS is so incredibly obvious, I'm only on s1e3 and Graham and Hannibal are in a location together. In the time it takes Graham to reach a new location by driving there, Hannibal has not only gotten there first but murdered a girl along the way and stripped/gored her body at the location.
A dozen other scenes like this occur as well. You need an unbelievably high suspension of belief to enjoy this show - or just only mindlessly watch it. Madds Mikkelson is based though.
Biggest mistake was ruining the alternate timeline formula of a helpful/malicious Hannibal and the anthology storylines. Could've easily watched another three seasons of him playing with the investigators...Minnesota Shrike was kino af.
was entertaining but hannibal's ridiculous plot armor got a bit silly and the string of intricate murders was also dumb but I guess it wasn't all supposed to be literal
Absolutely fantastic kino is what it was.
I still remember the finale sticky.
I tried so hard to get into it. Dropped it after like 6 episodes. Got so fricking sick of hearing the words ‘this is my design’ Inb4 filtered
It was "artsy" and cheesy but it had based Mads and Larry Fishburne so it was still kino. Even if you hate the show you should still youtube the cooking scenes. Mads actually cut something in midair on the first take because he used to be a juggler and dancer so he has really good hand-eye coordination.
For this clip, they originally were going to have a professional chefs hands cut in to do this egg trick, but Mads was able to do it.
Is that true? Why does it still cut?
Real real good, I wish there was more. Like FRICKing Mindhunter yknow why do they always cancel the good shows
>they named the mushroom murderer after Paul Stamets
as a mushroomgay this pleased me
utter kino, with several great performances
I think I will indulge myself in a rewatch this autumn, when it starts getting dark and could outdoors...
also for once the tumblr fanbase wasn't COMPLETELY cringe about something, which should be a milestone of kinography in itself
Kino as frick
It's pretty good but not the same level as The Wire or The Sopranos
Is she the most rage-baiting annoying character on the show? Besides the actor for Dr. Bloom seemingly being unable to move her eyebrows ever..
The only thing kino about Freddie is her Derringer pistol
Redheads are cute!
Her fate being transplanted onto Chilton pissed me off. Cowardly writing.
>according to Fuller Chilton is still alive running the nuthouse
Can't kill the chil
>Hannibal Lecter
>Pretentious
Kek of course it is pretentious. Still kino
excellent show, sad it ended so early, although even if it had continued getting Clarice Starling arc was unlikely. Bryan Fuller got one laugh out of it with Clarice only getting one season.
Jesus Christ, the ending fricking pissed me off. To this day I still get mad about them not exploiting the massive opportunity they had to show Hannibal casually strolling down Cuba, nor introduce Clarice Sterling in a Chadly way. Fricking commies killed this show.
They couldn't get Clarice Starling, the rights are not held by the network. So even if the show had continued, Silence of the Lambs was still unlikely to be a season.
>le gay serial killer romance for maladjusted teenage girls and roasties to obsess over
No self-respecting man watches this shit.
People seriously acting like they even pretended to give Hannibal a sense of realism lmao
I specifically remember one episode where he somehow had an ambulance so he could respond to a car crash and kidnap them to cook them for a dinner party
Where the frick did this Black person have an ambulance stashed away? Or is he just stealing ambulances?not like those would be easily noticed when they go missing right?
>Season 1
garbage expect the final episode
>Season 2
homolust kino
>Season 3
almost a big a pleb filter as True Detective s2
Starts out interesting but continuously gets worse and more homosexual.
Literally the most blatantly homosexual series i have ever watched, every frame was ripe with homolust
hobbs girl deserved better
The killer of the week bullshit the network execs forced in the first season sucked. Some of the CGI was embarrassingly bad. Other than that, it was kino.
The show isn't great but Mads as Dr. Lecter is kino
its was pretentious kino
>worst Will
>more mumbling than Tom Hardy
looked good at least
none of them, It's fujotard twitter landwhale shit, In fact, fricking fatfrick koeran high school girls fell in this show then killed an 8 years old girl then disbanded her
>Buzzwords
>Zoomer
Go back to watch Barbie you waste of oxygen.
frick you fatfrick, your miserable life ended from the start
It was on the news this mroing, they are taking the babby back to New York too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
everything was Mads Kino
Why is Mads so based bros?
It's perfect. It is at once extremely pretentious while also not giving a single frick about logic or consequence. The budgetary and physical limitations of the show are integrated wholly into its own universe with almost no consideration.
The entire FBI (consisting of Lawrence Fishburne and four medical-examiner interns who also inexplicably do field work) can't find Will or Hannibal while they're taking a multi-state road trip from Maryland to Minnesota (which Hannibal apparently does regularly) in Hannibal's fricking Bently? Not only is this totally plausible; in fact, that's just how how good Hannibal is.
The show is a chef's kiss of shlock, horrible writing, great writing, superb acting, utter camp, and just enough nonsense to tie everything together.
Extremely pretentious and suffered from the I'm Acting syndrome.
S1 is among the greatest TV seasons ever. Pure kino.
S2 is a strong followup and a must-watch for fans of S1, but suffers from lack of variety.
S3 is trash-tier fan service. The director and his entire family should be sent to the gulag.
Cinemaphile was at its best during the Hannibal threads.
Hopkins was in a superior version but Mads was the superior Hannibal.
Extremely gay.
I can't stomach the amount of homosexualry they poured in this anymore.
Exhausting kino. I'm glad I watched it while it was airing, for me it would be impossible to binge watch.
admiring cannibals or glorifying them im anyway is the most moronic shit on earth. You're not a foody if you eat some fat bastards ass cheek. Theres no grace to cannibalism. Its a mental disorder and genuine cannibals who have consumed NEED to be put down like dogs.
>Anon I would love to have you for dinner
>pretentious
Well Eddie izzard is in it and "she" so far up "her" own ass as they cum. I couldn't enjoy it from then on
It was pretentious Kino.
I never got the feeling that this show was operating under the pretense of being sophisticated, but it was kino.
both, season 3 was offensively bad though