Was this scene an accurate representation of a man getting his crust busted for the first time?
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Was this scene an accurate representation of a man getting his crust busted for the first time?
Was this scene an accurate representation of a man getting his crust busted for the first time?
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lol wtf is this? Is this from the gay Last of Us show?
Yep it's the Last of Crust.
He should have told him not to eat anything.
Why do homophobic right-wingers spend so much of their time discussing gay anal sex? Methinks thou doth protest too much.
>you hate spiders? that means you must secretly want to frick them!
you keep talking about them then it raises questions
Most men especially gay ones actually wash their arseholes so no, crust-busting is just some weird Cinemaphilener fantasy. It's also not normal to have skidmarks by the way, you should probably sort that out before you get a gf.
>this is what satanic child molesters actually believe
And gays have the nerve to say they are just like us. Disgusting
>Uh uh uh
>Fart and shart
>Oh yeaaa lube
>Uh uh uh
gays are disgusting
For someone that supposedly hates gays you sure do like talking about them a lot
>when I kiss your mustached mouth I can actually taste the fun we had yesterday...
>Well, I kind of wanted to surprise you Frank... I let the goo solidify on my hairy lip to develop a sort of... Crust
>It's beautiful... Now both of your ends are crusty, exactly how I like it
>Frank... I-
>Hush now, I have surprise for you too...
>W-what is it, my crustacious love?
>Do you crust me?
>With all my heart, Frank
>It's... My glans and urethra... I didn't wash after the crustalicious fun we had earlier either
>Does that mean-
>Yes, My penis has crustified and I believe gangrene has taken root
>That's just... Beautiful. Let's have anal sex
This is so much fricking gayer than the gays OP claims to hate.
And before I leave, I would like to add that it sounds like OP has a scat fetish.
Ooooh that's CRUSTY
I hope a Super AIDS develops soon
I JUST NEED MORE GAY BEAR SEX ON TV PLEASE HBO
MORE HAIRY CHESTS, MORE CUM, MORE SWEAT
Society is collapsing
>ONE
>UGH
>TWO
>UGH
>THREE FART b***h
Not even close. It's obvious he had been busting his own crust this whole time with sex toys.
In the bleak landscape of the post-apocalyptic world, Bill and Frank scavenged for survival, their senses dulled by the stench of decay.
One day, while foraging in the ruins of an old marketplace, Bill stumbled upon what appeared to be a discarded loaf of bread. With excitement, he picked it up, only to realize too late that it wasn't bread at all—it was a crust coated in something far less appetizing.
"Ugh, what the...?" Bill recoiled, holding the foul-smelling crust at arm's length.
Frank burst into laughter at the sight. "Looks like someone mistook that for bread and had themselves a little accident!"
Bill's face flushed with embarrassment as he realized what had happened. "Oh, come on, Frank! Get this... this... poop crust off my face!"
Frank wiped away tears of laughter before attempting to help. "Sorry, Bill, but you've got a new look now. Who knew poop could be the latest fashion statement in the apocalypse?"
Despite Bill's protests and Frank's relentless teasing, they eventually managed to clean up the mess, though not without a fair share of gagging and groaning.
And so, with a poop-covered crust incident to add to their list of post-apocalyptic misadventures, Bill and Frank trudged onward, their friendship forged in the filth and folly of their new world.
The first part of Crust Chronicles?
notice that it's two white men
they wouldn't dare to use minorities, even at this point
Have you watched the new dr who you stupid moron
You can't uncrust the crust.
Ask your father
>you must be gay ypurself if you make any negative comment about gays
>you want to have Sex with unwashed, smelly, hairy, shit covered men because you made a negative comment about gays
>thats a very homophobic comment, you secretly must be gay
When does this bs start and when does it stop? Its the most one dimensional cope ever and pretty braindead
I think it's funny because it lets me know that this is actually bothering them. Their tears are delicious.