was this scene really that necessary?
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I never liked how he seems so eager to cheat on his wife in the movies
he was a real american man, and american red blooded men back then would take what was offered to them without a single thought of betrayal in their mind.
now I want to watch the film
Can't see the line can you Rus?
Boomers have no concept of loyalty or honour
he wasn't cheating, he was being a man. Seeing if he still gots it. he has prime milf beverly d'angelo at home, but it doesn't hurt to see if you did want to, you could. God this board is filled with virgins
he tried to frick a lady in the first movie.
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>tried
he would have fricked her if had been able to hold all of his spaghetti
he literally was about to cheat in the first movie but then he got interrupted you moron. the next movies turned it more into a fantasy so it doesn't make him look like such a dick
What would you know about relationships? you fricking virgin.
In fairness those women were the babe from OP and Christie Brinkley. And I never really got the impression he was eager, more that he was just testing the water so to speak. It feels good to get attention from beautiful women.
Especially when his wife had such great breasts
are you my wife?
why is she wearing thigh high stockings
Seriously? It's Christmas time. It's cold out.
She was probably trading sex for sales.
>She was probably trading sex for sales.
Where does she work?
Looks like a Macy's. Christmas is over so you'll have to wait a whole year to try this.
Used to be fairly common.
SNOTS
>ellen's boob window blouse hanging open as she and clark clean up garbage in the kitchen
Beverly D'Angelo is so hot
This might be the worst case of "shlubby tv dad who doesn't want to frick his hot wife" ever. At least Bundy and the like just didn't want to frick.
Clark fantasizes about much less attractive women than his horned up wife.
With everything else about Clark the older you get the less of "haha Homer Simpsons" he becomes and more you really start to empathize with him and say "he's literally me", but this I could never get.
Boomers grew up before social anxiety and birth control. Men were still in charge and married men were known to get bored of banging the same woman all the time. That’s the joke
I know, it's not that I don't get the joke it's just that it feels unsympathetic unlike Clark's other failures but then that's probably just a sign of the times.
>Clark fantasizes about much less attractive women than his horned up wife.
Beverly D'Angelo was super hot but so were Christie Brinkley and Nicolette Scorsese. Regardless, it's not that they're hotter; it's that they're young and different.
Found the zoomer drydick moron.
Go get married and then come back and we can have this conversation, incel.
How is it that cringey keyboard warriors still type like this? How little self-awareness can you have?
>h-how dare you make fun of me for being an unlikable loser who never lost his virginity! HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU
lmao
Weird projection.
You get made fun of because you're trying to talk about sex and married life when you've had neither. It's as simple as that. No need to scream to the sky that it's "the culture war's fault".
I dunno but it looks necessary to me
prostitutes should be beaten.
>bangs
This. Seems like every woman here in America is intentionally trying to look like a fricking clown moron now.
what was his problem anyway
Dude spent the entire movie seething and coping to try and make good memories for his family only to at every turn be foiled by circumstance and his own incompetence. This is the white man's burden.
Also you can track the quality of the vacation movies by the quality of Clark's freakouts. Christmas Vacation has the best freakout and is the best movie, European has no freakout and is easily the worst (great fat german boobas not withstanding).
Look, Dad! He’s grabbing her breasts right there at the table!
I like vegas
Vegas is middling. There's a power gap between it and European and also a power gap between it and classic.
European is way better than Vegas. And OG and Christmas are better than European.
>And OG and Christmas are better than European.
Yeah that's what I said.
I still think Vegas is better than European, European wasn't very funny or interesting and had too much overblown slapsticky humour.
Best Aubry is in Vegas in my opinion. Such a qt
god that car, the 80s could be cringe sometimes
What are you gay?
imagine billie eilish doing this with a black guy
>Clark dancing with the sandwich
yes. yes it was
>was this scene really that necessary?
necessary?
it would've made Clark's fantasy about a pool awkward because it would've been a naked Russ arousing him to swim with him.
a little sick, dontcha think, OP? A dad fricking his teen son bareback in a PG-13 movie?
ABOUT CHRISTMAS??
He could have fantasized about his other daughter from Vegas Vacation.
>but anon that movie was 8 years later
Do I look like I care?
i remember her nips were visible in the limo scene then i looked up how old she was
Wow I remember that
*after all these years
she was really hot in SPIRAL THE BOOk OF SAW
I recognized her there as the CTU director from 24 season 6 but I never thought she was the Vegas Vacation daughter either time. It's nice how she's been hot the whole time. Very considerate of her to have done that.
She reminds me so much of the nude foreign exchange student from Not Another Teen Movie.
>we have meadow soprano at home
Imagine a threesome with them and you keep getting their names mixed up so they punish you haha
Yes
I thought Beverly looked better in her one piece in the pool fantasy scene.
she's one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life.
I thank God that the director made this scene and he hired her.
she's nude in some other movie as well.
>she's nude in some other movie as well.
Her body is smoking hot when nude. That bathing suit they put her in is honestly really unflattering and doesn't do her justice.
when she's coming out of the pool and spits out water while trying to breathe.....
holy shit ......
that little breath...oh my God
it really was a different time
THAT'S the scene you complain about?
ohgod im lampooooning hnnngngh
you'd think israelites made this but nope
it's based on real life.
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Nothing wrong with banging a hot piece of ass on the side so long as no one finds out. You're mentally cucked if you think otherwise.
>no stockings gf for christmas
one must ponder where life went wrong
Yes it's necessary setup for the pool scene.
Pretty good father/son bonding moment.
no but the meli kalikimaka scene is one of my favorites in the movie.
I never thought these were the same woman. Am I moronic?
Yes, I think you might be, sorry.
whats up with all these movies before 1990 involving old men who arent fit or handsome getting to frick hot 20 year old women
>early life
It was fricking funny.