Was this the only moment Seinfeld went too far?
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well maybe a dingo ate yer baby OP
They hated him because he spoke the truth
it's been my experience in life that women never know what they want
yeah if they think you're attractive they'll think you're funny and smart as well because their bodies are basically trying to trick them into getting laid by making them ignore possibly flaws. Usually when women drop a guy over some petty detail, they didn't like the guy to begin with. They were just on a date because they were looking for a passtime activity and to be able to tell a story to her friends the next day.
violence against the weak and then seeing you cuddle with a puppy, in an endless loop
Women like attractive men or men with money? No way.
That's the point he's making dumbass
If you aren't rich or handsome, you need to "put on a show". Be entertaining her, titillating her, making her laugh etc.
The frick of it is that all members need to to this, but men that are ugly and unsuccessful need to do it twice as much
>If you aren't successful or attractive then you need to be fun to be around
>Even if you are successful and attractive then you still need a personality
I mean, yeah?
homosexual
Why did he do it?
The CIA did it
IM HIT
Why did George do it?
SAY
MY
NAME
He's completely in the right.
He was there first
this whole moment was an allegory for the israeli-palestinian conflict
doing this regularly in NYC sounds like a nightmare, they need more parking garages/underground parking
the positions should've been swapped with everyone else talking shit to george
Elaine
What was the context of this?
As a spontaneous prank, Elaine anonymously leaves an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder that he used to record his comedy act from the previous night. Upon hearing the message, he becomes obsessed with it. Elaine tells George that she was the sexy voice in the tape. George is shocked to hear this and becomes attracted to her, but does not tell Elaine about it. Elaine makes George promise not to spoil the prank. Jerry, determined to get in touch with the woman who left the message, finds out who sat near the tape and gets her number. After his date with her, he tries to kiss her, but gets the "pull-back", and concludes that she is crazy.
At Jerry's apartment, George calls a company in Beijing to order a cream for treating baldness. The people on the other side of the line don't speak English. Elaine stops by and Kramer starts making home videos in Jerry's apartment. He livens things up by introducing Elaine and George as the leads in a new pornographic film, and mock interviewing them. Playing along, Elaine says the sex scenes with George are authentic, arousing him. A Chinese delivery boy, Ping, delivers the take-out Kramer ordered. George convinces Ping to act as a translator between him and the Beijing company.
George finds it hard to control his obsession with Elaine and confides in Jerry. When Jerry presses him to explain this sudden attraction, he eventually cracks and tells Jerry that Elaine left the message. She comes in later and tells her secret to Jerry, but Jerry says George already told him. George confesses his attraction to Elaine. She finds this news disturbing and then realizes that Jerry and Kramer have become attracted to her too. Freaked out, Elaine leaves Jerry's apartment. Once she is gone, the three fight to hear the tape again.
I more so meant that specific bit, was she actually pretending to suck wiener? Why did jerry hold her hair like that? Turned into facial abuse for a sec
>Seinfield
>"A dingo ate my baby!" is a cry popularly attributed to Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton, as part of the 1980 death of Azaria Chamberlain case, at Uluru in the Northern Territory, Australia. The Chamberlain family had been camping near the rock when their nine-week-old daughter was taken from their tent. Prosecuting authorities rejected her story about a dingo as far-fetched, securing convictions for murder against her, along with her then-husband Michael Chamberlain as an accessory after the fact. After years of challenge in the courts, both parents were absolved of the crime, and a coroner found that Azaria was indeed killed by a dingo.
>In the 1994 movie The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, during a game of charades, a character depicts a famous woman, with a baby, and a canine with Lindy Chamberlain being the answer.
>In the 1994 episode of Frasier "Flour Child", when Eddie the dog is attacking a bag of flour, Daphne says in an Australian accent, "That dingo's got your baby."
>In the 1995 episode of The Simpsons "Bart vs. Australia", when Bart receives a call from Australia to complain about a prank call, he responds, "Hey, I think I hear a dingo eating your baby!"[3]
>In a 1997 episode of the TV series Buffy the vampire Slayer, the character Oz belonged to a band called Dingoes Ate My Baby.[4]
>In the 2006 episode "Mother Tucker" from Family Guy, Stewie Griffin makes a reference to the phrase by stating, "From the station that reaches the beaches, you're listening to Dingo and the Baby".
>In the 2008 film Tropic Thunder, "I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby" is a line used by Brandon T. Jackson's character in a mocking way towards Robert Downey Jr's character, an Australian actor who plays an African American and gets offended.
(cont.)
>In the 2011 song Lullaby by Tim Minchin, appearing to be sung ironically to a baby that won't go to sleep, a reference is made stating "Now all I have left is to hope that a dingo will sneak in and rip off your fat b***hing head".[5]
>In season 5, episode 20 of the sitcom Modern Family, Claire spends the majority of the family vacation in Australia working on a big project for her company. When the family chide her for this, she tells them how invested she is in the project, repeatedly saying, 'It's my baby.' Near the end of the episode, whilst trying to complete her presentation, a dingo goes into the tent and steals the laptop. Claire announces to the family, 'A wild dog just stole my laptop!' to which Alex responds, 'That seems like a missed opportunity'.
No one asked homosexual
Maybe a dingo ate your question
It's crazy people act like this, but demand that humanity as a whole be revered.
If I had one wish it would be to make all of humanity understand how flawed human beings are mentally
>fricked up thing happens
>"haha, man that's crazy, anyway"
vs.
>fricked up thing happens
>"OH GOD OH GOD THAT CHILD IS BEING MAULED BY A WILD ANIMAL AHHHHHH!" *continues screaming curled up in a ball for the next 70 years until he dies*
you can't take everything seriously, people joke about plenty of fricked up things from history without devolving into paranoia and depression whenever they think of them.
I'd say it's a pretty good mental defence mechanism to just chuckle and move on with your life, as opposed to having all things impact you fully in all situations.
People weren't really making fun of the IRL situation, they're making fun of the movie with Meryl Streep and her aussie accent. The case didn't make much international news so half the people who saw it thought it was just a Lifetime style melodrama. You'll notice the references didn't really start until after the movie aired on tv in the US.
People are so used to the internet nowadays they've forgotten what it's like to just not know about something. You'd get into an argument about song lyrics with your friends and unless the album had liner notes there was no conclusion. If something happened in another country you'd get maybe a five to fifteen minute segment on Nightline or 20/20 and that would be all you'd ever hear about it.
proof?
I tend to agree
It wasn’t until recently that I found out it was based on a true story
There is a good chance that people making “dingo” jokes thought they were making fun of a movie and not a real life event
No one believed a dingo actually ate her baby until decades later. Her government ruined her life because they thought it affect tourism in that part of Australia.
I'm Australian. It's a funny quote in a funny voice until you think about it at all.
>My nine week old infant was killed by a wild dog, I awoke to get screams and couldn't save her in time. I couldn't even recover her body
Just doesn't have the same ring to it. Especially now I have a baby daughter of my own.
maybe a dingo will eat your baby
Unlikely, I'd have to dangle her over the fence at the zoo. Haven't ever seen one in the wild and I don't lay on the ground in the middle of the desert like a moronic abo.
>Especially now I have a baby daughter of my own.
I laughed out loud at this pic and then I promptly stopped as I realized how depressing it is that all these prostitutes around me were once tyoung daughters
it;'s over
It is on you to prevent your daughter from becoming the kind of girl that is willing to frick me.
why are americans so obsessed with australia?
No, we hardly ever think of any other country than the USA
>No, we hardly ever think
ill stop you there
>a coroner found that Azaria was indeed killed by a dingo
how? the body wasn't found
Elaine
Whats everyone getting?
Mushroom barley. Jambalaya isn't a soup btw. Not sure what's up with that.
>Jambalaya isn't a soup btw.
Sure buddy, you dropped this self portrait you drew of yourself btw.
Sure, and lets put spaghetti and scrambled eggs on the menu too, frick it.
If your spaghetti or scrambled eggs look like jambalaya then sure, you could put them in as a soup. But that would look fricking disgusting and not at all like how they are usually prepared. Fricking moron
Sort of how that's not at all how jambalaya is normally prepared. Spaghetti is actually more soupy than jambalaya if we're being homosexuals about it.
in Italy we have soups with spaghetti (broken up in small pieces) and eggs (stracciatella)
nobody asked you to tell us about your peepee poopoo special cuisine ya frickin wop
>minestrone
>eggdrop
Not him, but jambalaya is certainly not a soup. It's closer to a thick stew or perhaps even a casserole of rice, chicken, and sausage. Gumbo is closer to a soup. Some people conflate gumbo and jambalaya, but they are quite different.
>Jambalaya isn't a soup btw.
Chicken broth, onion, celery, bell pepper, garlic, chicken meat, sausage, rice, roux to thicken it up a bit.....there you go, you now have a jambalaya soup.
It's a rice dish. The chicken broth is used to cook the rice in. There is no roux used because it is not a liquid dish. When you make rice do you consider that soup?
>It's a rice dish.
Not when you make it like a soup.
You don't make it like a soup. That's not what jambalaya is.
No, YOU don't make it like a soup, because you have no imagination, and no desire to explore anything new.
No one makes it like soup because it's not anything like a fricking soup. What the HELL are you talking about man?
>Bro why isn't your pizza soupy? Don't you have any imagination???
We do. It's a great way to use up extra rice and chicken.
You're making chicken soup, not jambalaya.
It's not even a stew. There isn't any liquid left over when it's done cooking. Casserole is the only reasonable comparison, but it's not made the same way at all.
Indeed, my good anon. For me, Jambalaya is chicken, sausage, rice, trinity, and all those glorious seasoning cooked together in a big Dutch oven. It's fooking delicious, but it's definitely not a soup.
>roux in jambalaya
You stupid Yankee frick
>doesn't use roux to thicken up soups and stews
You ignorant urbanite homosexual.
You do use roux to thicken stews and soups, you're exactly right. Your confusion is coming from your belief that jambalya is a stew or soup. You don't need to thicken jambalaya, as it is a dish made of rice, meat, and cooked-down vegetables. There is nothing to thicken.
>confusion is coming from your belief that jambalya is a stew or soup.
That's wrong. There is no confusion. Jambalaya is typically a rice dish, but you can use the same ingredients to make a soup. Why is that so hard for you morons to understand? And yes, if you want to thicken up your broth, you can do it with roux. You idiots think there's only one way to do something, or one way to make a dish, and you're as wrong as you are moronic.
>Jambalaya is typically a rice dish
It is a rice dish period
>you can use the same ingredients to make a soup
Then you made soup, not jambalaya
>You idiots think there's only one way to do something, or one way to make a dish, and you're as wrong as you are moronic
No, dishes have names, so when you have something that has a name, like jambalaya, and then you make a dish that is fundamentally different and doesn't resemble the original dish, you don't just get to call it jambalaya. Or you can, and people who know what they're talking about will laugh at you and call you moronic.
You're a moron. What's your opinion on cheeseburger soup? That it shouldn't be called cheeseburger soup because it doesn't have buns?
You posted a picture of soup. Would you call pic related soup because you could potentially arrange the ingredients into a soup? Obviously not. Call things what they are.
>Tomato soup isn't real
kys
Tomato what? Notice how you're adding SOUP to the end of these foods to clarify that they are not the original food. Why don't you do that for jambalaya?
Because. Pic related is the menu for a SOUP shop.
Notice how none of the selection has SOUP after it.
because it being soup is implied, in a SOUP shop, where everything it sells is SOUP.
That's fair. But a couple of those do specify "bisque" and the rest are mostly ONLY used in conjunction with soup. If I ordered the jambalaya off of this menu (which I wouldn't because it's in new york) I would be like "wtf" if I got a cup of soup.
You'd be banned from the store as the soup nazi has no time for childish individuals who cannot piece together that it's Jambalaya soup.
Nobody ordering Chicken Broccoli is sperging out over not receiving a breast and brocolli.
The problem seems to be that people think jambalaya is actually a soup though. No one in this thread has said "jambalaya soup" despite describing it as a soup.
>The problem seems to be that people think jambalaya is actually a soup though
>That's gumbo, idiot. Jambalaya is a rice dish. You cretins always mix the two up despite being quite different.
Gumbo and jambalaya isn't the same+ seasoning wise/ingredient wise either.
jambalaya soup is taking the seasons/ingredients in jambalaya and making a soup out of it. Hence jambalaya soup because it's inspired by jambalaya. It isn't a gumbo specifically or it'd be listed as gumbo.
A Cheeseburger soup is called that because the ingredients/seasonings/flavor is inspired by that of a cheeseburger. It's obviously not a Cheeseburger, it's soup.
which sold bread for x amount, 3 dollars upcharge for george. what type of soup is bread?
32 ounces of fresh made soup for 3.99 is preposterous. also id take the crab bisque
JAM-BUHH-LYYYY-UHHH!
damn I love this fat son of a b***h
>when you control the mail you control... information..
What would his job be in a modern version?
Sys admin?
I'll have the crab bisqué please
MUₛₕR0OM SOUP
Clam bisque sounds so good
Soup nazi did nothing wrong, frick Elaine and frick israelites
Gotta be the French Onion
For me it's the crab bisque. Not only do I already like crab bisque, but Jerry made the Nazi's sound so good it literally makes my mouth water watching him slurp it up and call it incredible.
I bet the french onion here was great. A good french onion soup with a slice of crispy toast dunked in it, with melted cheese on top. Maybe I'll try to make some soon.
>Tomato Rice
what?
Mulltighat please. Never had it but it sounds good.
How did he do it?
I have a sweater with this scene on it
>to feeling good all the time
Is it a .webm or a .gif?
kramerbros where do I get these glasses?
Its funny that the joke still kind of works only from the opposite perspective. At the time Elaine was making a weird quirky pop culture reference that the audience got. Now that no one remembers what "maybe the dingo ate your baby" was referencing she comes off as being an autistic weirdo which is how the rest of the people at the party must have seen her.
the delivery is funny regardless of context
I wish i had friends.......
Seinfeld is so fricking comfy, bros
no other show has ever made me feel so good
I never got nostalgia till I started smoking weed at age 33. I only smoke 8 times a year but I always crave that 90s feel. Prime Simpsons, Duckman, Frazier, I want to go back.
frasier makes me feel just about as good as seinfeld but other than than not much else is the same
I haven't seen it but only because I have abstained from watching most of season 9. I may never watch it even when I'm near death. This way, I will ALWAYS have a little more seinfeld left, if I so desire. I've watched seasons 1-8 dozens of times. Maybe hundreds of times for some episodes. But I haven't seen some of the season 9 ones even once in my life, and maybe I never will. But this way, I'll never be "done" with seinfeld. There are like a dozen never-seen episodes for me in reserve if I should ever need them.
we know, Frasiergay, we know.
You just know Elaine gobbled it
sexy eyeballs ngl
My homie she G A P E D
Puddy
DIOS MIO
EL DIABLOOOOO
That's bogus man!
Gotta support the team.
ELAINE
I need to use your pussy…
>Episode literally about Elaine trying to not have sex with Puddy
>She can't
He was the GOAT
YOU STOLE MY JESUS FISH!
yeah thats right.
Bros.........
>skin tone colored nipples were televised on network television
do blue boards allow this? asking for a friend
I am George, just minus the friends and sex
Imagine being in this moment
>quest for camelot
man that movie frickin blowed
can't believe they really were trying to compete with disney by doing the exact same thing they were doing but somehow even worse
I liked it as a moronic kid 🙁
WRONG
Combining men with weapons is cool
Evidence: the guy with maces for arms.
It was okay. Not amazing but passable in this era was a death sentence.
I've never had a desire to go to new york but this looks comfy
Different time anon
Imagine having to laugh out loud even when you don't get the jokes to avoid public ridicule. It's giving me anxiety just to think about it, Lord!
extremely uncomfortable episode
>suddenly falling for your friends gf
Hit a bit too close to home?
no I don't have friends but it made me feel bad for george and I dislike it when they ship the main cast together, thankfully it was just for a gag
Jason gets us
Reminder
>Seinfeld: Pothole 2 Plothole
they did the same thing with the original curb your enthusiasm seasons 1-6 which were in SD, just cut off the top and bottom to make it 16:9. Fricking bullshit, which is why I only ever re-watch DVD rips of Seinfeld and old Curb episodes.
Fricking kek
elaine never managing to ride the stupid bike she bought is hilarious
Seinfeld was funny for its time but would never be made today. Everyone is over the top.
You zoomers will never know waiting for Thursday night for a new episode.
I bet you've never even seen the Puerto Rico Pride Parade episode.
thats a teenager btw
denise richards is like 21 there
>Puerto Rico Pride Parade episode.
That and the finale are the only bad episodes
I pointed out the Puerto Rican one because it's basically banned as I understand it so you had to have been around to have seen it
Literally sexual assault.
This prostitute was so hot they had to cast her the second time.
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George didn't deserve this
it's ok, he sentenced her to israelite hell by making her eat lobster
I dont get this episode, its too intellectual for me
nah, it's just shit
How can you defend this? HOW?
His only mistake was hesitating. Hesitation is defeat.
why are israelites such sex pests
Frick I wish there were israelites in my country so I coulkd spill some seed on khazar milkers bros...
With almost every other sitcom I see people saying how it goes downhill after a certain season or when something happens. But I don't see anyone say this with Seinfeld
I just started watching it recently and I'm near the end of season 3.
Does it randomly get good or shit at some point like other shows do?
it literally gets good after season 3 specifiacally, moron
>specifiacally
Great argument, kid. It's too bad you made a minor spelling error. Heh... looks like that's the only thing I or anyone else will address moving forward.
Based and GAPEpilled
Okay so I'm not even at the peak yet. Thanks, c**t
Season 4 is my favourite season personally anon, welcome to kinoville
Season 4-7 is generally considered the golden era of the show,. Larry David leaves at the end of Season 7 and Jerry took over for the final two seasons on his own. The show takes a turn but i personally really like seasons 8 and 9
>jerry takes the helm
>removes his own stand up bits
heh
After 7 seasons it was time
People forgot just how much iconic quotable episodes come from the last 2 seasons. Just a couple of examples are yada yada and festivus.
I dont get when people claim the show is dog shit after Larry, its like they dont have eyes or something
The tone/feeling of the show changed noticeably with the first episode after Larry David left
But the last 2 seasons did have some classics, such as Bizarro Jerry
I've always felt the show benefits from the tone change, its season 8 anon we have had the same formula for 7 seasons now
Couldn't agree more, it feels like Senfield gets more and more crazy as the seasons progress and that keeps it from getting stale. I personally feel like the last 2 seasons are stronger than the first 2.
Been watching this show for more than 20 years.
I skip to season 3, watch "the pen", skip "the dog", and then continue on normally.
then the only two episodes that are skippable are later, the indian reverse episode and puerto rican day parade
What’s wrong with “the dog” it’s a perfectly fine episode
>they made an entire episode about a dog without actually having a dog
>it's just Larry David's voice barking offscreen
Yeah but Elaine sounds hit as shit with her fricked up voice so it’s a good episode
I dont think its very funny. jerrys stuck at home with a bad dog and then george and elaine have a couple of scenes where the joke is theyre awkward.
it gets good after season 3
it gets a bit over the top in 8 but it's still good
Why did the Maestro want to keep Jerry out of Tuscany so bad?
I dont even remember this episode? Is this AI?
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>2 millione lire, seventy ahundred ammericano
kek
jerry was lucky he end up in sicily
*didn't end up
I visited New York recently and expected it to look like it looked in Seinfeld. Instead 80% of people looked like they came from India and there were dangerous Black folk at every corner. I didn’t even know that it’s possible to swap entire racial make up of a big city in 30 years.
Wait until you go to Paris, or anywhere in Europe actually
I went to paris two years ago. I liked it. You're a lying, seething piece of shit.
Did they try to sell you their mix tape?
You clearly didn't go to the Eiffel Tower or the Louvre
>Based Algerian bro
Paris has always been a shithole of a beautiful city.
this is one of the best episodes
>i was leading them out
>how do you live with yourself?
>its not easy
What was George supposed to do? Just stand around and wait for all the old people to slowly doddle out?
this so well choregraphed for a sitcom. The way he pushes the clown gets me every damn time.
Do people like this really exist?
>full party with everyone mingling and chatting to their friends
>"HEY, HEY EVERYBODY ANON JUST DID X"
>everyone somehow hears and cares enough to stop their current conversation and silently stare at whoever yelled to get their attention
It's not a fricking wedding, they're not expecting anyone to make a toast, it's just some social function. Anyone autisticaly yelling to get everyones attention (outside of a genuine emergency) would be kicked out faster than someone who did something innocuous like double dip some corn chips or whatever.
It's a funeral reception for the dude's aunt. He isn't getting kicked out
Have you ever seen a sitcom?
Something plot relevant happens in a party and everyone stops their conversation. Also someone by the music player presses pause.
When I was a kid I went to some wedding or party or something with my mom and her boyfriend at the time. I was starving and the food being served was taking a while so I dug into the chips and dip. The boyfriend actually did make a big fuss about me double dipping, so I had a good laugh when I saw that episode many years later.
My mom left him when he started flirting and acting like a sissy femboy around his neighbor. Take that however you will.
your mom turns dudes gay?
Probably, but at least she leaves them after they turn.
Was the neighbour a thicc latina gym mommy? Because that's understandable.
What is your favourite Seasons?
What is your favourite Episode?
Who is your favourite character?
Watching Seinfeld honestly has started making me feel depressed. Why do i have to spend my 20s and 30s in this disgusting excuse for a world? Why dont i get what they got?
My world is just fine. Why do disgusting people always cope with thinking that the whole world is bad, not them?
You are literally posting on Cinemaphile anon, your life isn't good.
Where am i supposed to be posting then, in reddit? Now you’re projecting your life to websites, you’ve really got this thing internalized.
You got very defensive all of a sudden anon, maybe your life isn't so good after all
nta, but I'm pretty content with my life minus a few things and even I know the world is currently shittier than it was in the 90s.
Sure it’s shittier but it’s still completely enjoyable and live a similiar life to that of seinfeld. I just hate it when friendless losers are dumb enough to think that they are the norm.
The world today is nothing like the late 80s and 90s what the frick are you even saying
It’s not super different honestly.
only someone who didn't experience them would say this
You absolutely one hundred percent were not alive in the nineties. It was a completely different world even 15 years ago let alone 30.
I was. Granded i was a kid but still. It’s not a completely different world, that’s just being over dramatic.
Not him but I was born in 94 and you're completely full of shit if you actually think things haven't changed, even just barely.
I would kill your ass if it meant I could go back and live the life my parents got to have.
So then I modify that, you were either too young or stupid to remember any of the nineties. It was a completely different world. Not only was America enjoying the absolute peak of any country economically ever, it was also in a golden era culturally. Shitloads of new technology and matters of import were happening every day. Imagine the groundbreaking news of AI but happening on a yearly basis, that is how the 90’s felt. You literally have no idea what it was like to go from a SNES to a PSX, it was like playing a console that was reverse engineered from an alien spaceship. It was an absolutely incredible decade and the period between 1995-2000 will likely never be topped by humanity.
>live a similiar life to that of seinfeld
pffff sure you do
aren't like 70% of americans living pay check to paycheck and like 1/3rd of all males under 40 have never had sex? there is a huge loneliness epidemic for both males and females thanks to how much social media has fricked everyone and the immigration and mass flooding still hasn't stopped
Your peace of mind is always your responsibility yeah but you're just wrong if you don't think things are just objectively worse. most movies and shows all suck beyond all belief. videos games suck now too for the most part.
If white men don't start killing shit in their own nations again to regain control, they will cease to exist.
she is not really topless, she is wearing something skin colored
Hey, don't be that guy
You can even tell when she turns
Elaine is very cute here.
it's no use lamenting that the past is gone. even if our own time is worse, we have no other choice. there's no other time we get to live in
It's funny because 5 minutes later she is arguing with a woman for wearing fur.
Dead babies, fine. Dead animals, how dare you!
it's how they are
The time Elaine got gaped might have been overdoing it.
Seinfeld is all i have left
I have it downloaded (4:3 HD) but i have never watched it. Is it really kino? Should i finally take the Seinfeld pill?
It's the greatest sitcom of all time
israeli/New York vibes
First two seasons are very "show about nothing" then it takes off
it fricking sucks…just a bunch of whiny trust fund israelites living in Black person infested new york shitty.
this guy
is a cuckold
eat a bag of dicks, homosexual. why are you even in this thread if you hate the show? you seem more like a Friends kind of gay queer anyway
AT LEAST friends makes since. Seingay is literally just morons doing random shit every single episode, hows that funny?
>AT LEAST friends makes since.
I knew it
Your words drip with gayness
go frick yourself you asshat
Here's your soup bro
Soup can be anything moron, Chili Beef with Rice is a personal favourite of mine
That's definitely not soup.
t. souplets
Can you make soup out of anything? Yes.
Will it taste gud? Maybe
Is watered down jambalaya still jambalaya? No.
>watered down
What an idiot.
Can you gays take your soup argument to Cinemaphile?
Haha indeed! DAE think hot dog is a soup?
Simply in the interest of fairness, I suppose you cut up all your into very small chunks and make jambalaya and then add a shit-ton of chicken stock to make it a soup, but it would no longer be jambalaya at that point. It would be a fricked up jambalaya or jambalaya soup.
If someone gave you this would you seriously sperg out and say it's not soup?
No, because that isn't jambalaya. It's some sort of soup, maybe gumbo.
That's gumbo, idiot. Jambalaya is a rice dish. You cretins always mix the two up despite being quite different.
Don’t make me march down their.
Sherman never burned Louisiana. He was actually quite fond of it and sent two cannons to the Louisiana Seminary and Military Academy(where he was president when the war broke out and what became Louisiana State University).
General Sherman, despite being a filthy yankee traitor, is always welcome in the Bayou State.
Extremely based. Turkey Chili is also not soup.
That is literally soup
Its chili actually.
Soup
>turkey chili is not chili
That's how moronic you sound.
Ahem.
>If chili is prepared by braising meat, such as brisket or beef chuck, with beans and vegetables added toward the end of cooking time, it's considered a stew. If chili is made by browning ground meat, and then adding liquid, beans and vegetables, then it is a soup
That ground turkey chili is soup. The science says so.
The ontological principle proves Turkey Chili is not soup. If it was it couldn't be called chili. Citing some leftist academic will not change my mind on this.
Its called Turkey Chili SOUP
No one calls it that.
wonder why every single chili manufacturer suddenly stopped making chicken chili. I keep seeing this.
>4k 120fps
>this confuses and angers soup purists
NEW ENGLAND CLAMNOG
THE HOLIDAY TREAT THAT DRINKS LIKE A MEAL
>This was considered comically obese in the 90s
if it ended in 98, it's pretty much considered comically obese through basically 2000
>Seinfeld thread turns into Soup autist battle
I could see it being a Seinfeld episode to be honest
>JERRY JERRY HE SAID JAMBALAYA ISN'T SOUP
Bros act like being bald is some terrible fricking thing. It really isn't. It's different from having hair, but it plays into confidence: If you feel inferior because you're bald, other people can tell you're insecure. If you accept being bald, you're all good. I've attracted my fair share of women because I shave head and I like being bald. The first time I shaved my head I felt like I really looked like myself.
t. bald
that's the joke
Michael did nothing wrong
HE CAN TALK
HE CAN TALK
stupid american goy cattle
Yes, you are
fricking off yourself mate. That story was a national tragedy..a woman lost her child
National tragedy? Reminds me of that national tragedy.
Grow up child
>one random kid dying is a national tragedy
how weak
theres like 30 people in australia and like five of those are Men at Work, please understand
lmao do amer*cans really?
KEK imagine letting talmudic israelites run your own country into the ground like this
Imagine being Russian and having AIDS, lollerskates
Yeah a dingo ate her baby but it's still her fault why the frick were they out camping with a baby?
>You can’t just go camping with your loved ones and offspring!!! THATS RACIST!!!
Can't win with these guys. Give them work to do outside and they complain. Then you let them inside and use our water fountains and lunch counters they wanna go back outside. What do they want?
They are a subhuman race, akin to wild animals. They need orders, not options
From a quick google it looks like yankees often confuse jambalaya with gumbo somehow, and it has become so pervasive that people think jambalaya is a soup. Someone has to educate these morons.
Apparently Jerry is hung as a horse irl. Humor, wit, good looks, horse wiener, tall. Some men just have it all.
Go to sleep, Jerry, it's very late.
frick I just need to marathon Seinfeld and write my novel bros
>frick I just need to marathon Seinfeld and write my novel bros
What’s the novel about? Is it inspired by Seinfeld in some way? I’d read a novel about nothing, those are the best kinds of stories
wasn't there a scene where George perved on an underage girl's boobs?
Look here
I hate how society has become obsessed with this. 200k years of evolution thrown out the window over one man.
>Don, it's not that kind of pizz- oh frick nevermind.
it's pretty funny
ive been thinking about something foody like this. so, we know what hot and spicy noodles are, and we know what hot dogs are, yeah? the thing is, you can by frozen hot dogs, and the 2 minute hot and spicy noodles are not hot until you heat them, same with the frozen hot dogs
so can i have a freezer full of frozen bottles of water, and label it "hot water" as long as theres microwave instructions on each bottle?
It's pretty hot under these lights, eh Seinfeld?
It will probably be considered "extremist media" soon on account of its normality.
I hope I live long enough to see realistic virtual porn because I will immediately nut myself senseless fricking Elaine. She will have a tasteful bush and light armpit stubble, I will finally achieve happiness.
I will create a harem of the hottest women from 90s TV shows and movies that I jerked off to growing up. Scully from X-Files, Roz from Frasier, Dharma from Dharma and Greg, Rachel from Friends, the older prostitute from Will and Grace (not Grace), Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lacey Chabert, Allyson Hannigan, Sigourney Weaver from Galaxy Quest, Jennifer Connelly from Rocketman, Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz from Charlie's Angels. Their orifices will be my Pokemon and I WILL catch them all.
Lucy Lui was the hottest angel