>You put it deep inside your vegana before sex. The sponge covers your cervix and contains spermicide to help prevent pregnancy. Each sponge has a fabric loop attached to it to make it easier to take out.
i don't think the sponge would prevent a cream pie
and for those that are curious >The only brand of sponge sold in the U.S. is the Today Sponge.
So after sex she has to reach into her vegana and pull the thing back out? What the dudes dick was really long, would have to grab some tongs to reach it? Seems like the worst contraception option
there was a birth control method in the 90s called the sponge that basically a sponge with spermicide that sat in front of the cervix that you put in before sex, but they took it off the market
in an episode elaine finds out about this and goes around town buying whatever remaining stock there is before it's gone forever since it's her favorite birth control method and becomes excessively picky about who she has sex with, deeming them "spongeworthy" or not because she doesn't want to waste her finite supply
>I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being friends with someone after you've tried and failed to date them
if you're not an autist they set you up with their friends, plus having at least one female friend is a good way to keep their perspective in mind when dealing with shit. Unlike a gf/wife you can tell them to frick off.
As someone with two sisters (one of whom is my twin), I can tell you for certain that a genuinely friendly female perspective is invaluable. There's a lot of stupid idiosyncrasies woman have worth understanding but woman will never tell you about it unless you're close with them
>if you're not an autist they set you up with their friends
Having fixed dates with friends of a girl you couldn't frick will only end up with you meeting red flag factories that are sitting alone and their only chance of getting some meat is when their Stacy friend passes on leftovers to them. >good way to keep their perspective in mind
Or you can get a dog, it also needs food, attention and they have the same emotional and mental capacity.
The only episode of Seinfeld that I remember actively disliking (other than the finale) is the one where Jerry is going to do standup at a middle school and gets bumped. I just didn’t think anything in it was funny.
Oh, buddy, that's a great episode. George becoming smart from not caring about having sex played alongside Elaine getting progressively dumber. It's funny.
I like that one. The dumbest one is when Kramer turns into a turkey and Newman tries to eat him.
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The Car Dealership episode was extremely dumb. George is a complete parody of himself in that one.
Every single one of these episodes is based. That iconic red hell-light. George's candy bar fury and the Thelma & Louise test drive. Kramer turning into a turkey is a perfect Loony Tunes homage.
The only episode of Seinfeld that I remember actively disliking (other than the finale) is the one where Jerry is going to do standup at a middle school and gets bumped. I just didn’t think anything in it was funny.
And as for you, pal.. I SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't do this.
Probably because we actually once produced some decent, non-Jewed comedies, and other bongs (myself included) have occasionally pointed this out. Meanwhile American sitcoms have been thoroughly israeliteed since the 70s, following the template established by ~~*Norman Lear*~~, and some burgers get touchy when their favourite show is called out for what it is.
Further to that... Seinfeld at least isn't guilty of this, but one of the hallmarks of the typical ~~*American*~~ sitcom is that the characters are fricking appalling people, but then you're meant to go "Aww" (and sometimes the studio audience literally will go "Aww") whenever they experience some personal triumph/romantic moment. It's this alien (to a normal white person) israelite non-morality.
>do you slept with Elaine? give me some details! >we’ll… she’s a squirter >a squirter? >yeah, you know (flicks fingers in George’s face) >you’re kidding! >right? >I thought that was just a myth >me too, but this girl is like a human firehose >are you sure it’s not just urine? >who cares?! >heh, yeah good point >so anyways, I have to break up with her >what?!! >oh yeah >are you kidding me?? finding a squirter is like finding a unicorn! >it’s just such a mess. I’m sopping up the floor, I’m doing laundry non-stop and I had to buy a squeegee for the windows! >hmm I never thought of that >oh yeah, it’s a whole thing >(waitress walks by) >can we get some napkins?
This would would be kind of funny if Larry David had not made an entire HBO series that is essentially "Seinfeld conversations about ribald topics". No r*ddit gold for you!
>George: So what's the deal with that, anyway? Is it just urine? >Jerry: I'm pretty sure there's some ejaculate in there. Both holes are in operation. >Kramer: *slides in* Ohh it's pee buddy. Let me tell you, you don't make that mistake twice. *opens fridge, pours huge glass of lemonade, takes drink, double takes and makes YEUGH face* >Wilson: Actually, the Inahoa tribe of native Maui believed that it was the saliva of the god Vrisnu, who transformed into a snake and lives coiled inside the Earth-mother's womb. >Tim: Augh augh augh! >Niles: Sherry, Frasier? >Frasier: *sub-baritone transatlantic rumble* Yeees, who wouldn't need a drink after that little yarn?
When Larry David left and the episodes started having a gazillion simultaneous stories with no room for longer conversations and they cut out the stand up.
GAPED
Reminder that Elaine (and Susan) would let guys creampie her on the regular
Then why would multiple episodes feature Elaine flipping shit about her sponges, moron
>You put it deep inside your vegana before sex. The sponge covers your cervix and contains spermicide to help prevent pregnancy. Each sponge has a fabric loop attached to it to make it easier to take out.
i don't think the sponge would prevent a cream pie
and for those that are curious
>The only brand of sponge sold in the U.S. is the Today Sponge.
So after sex she has to reach into her vegana and pull the thing back out? What the dudes dick was really long, would have to grab some tongs to reach it? Seems like the worst contraception option
Women can't use the sponge with me because I push it in too deep.
Poastan /G A P E/ kino
I hate how this is exactly how every scene was written
can someone explain "spongeworthy" to an incel, my incel friend just asked
no
there was a birth control method in the 90s called the sponge that basically a sponge with spermicide that sat in front of the cervix that you put in before sex, but they took it off the market
in an episode elaine finds out about this and goes around town buying whatever remaining stock there is before it's gone forever since it's her favorite birth control method and becomes excessively picky about who she has sex with, deeming them "spongeworthy" or not because she doesn't want to waste her finite supply
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being friends with someone after you've tried and failed to date them
>I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being friends with someone after you've tried and failed to date them
if you're not an autist they set you up with their friends, plus having at least one female friend is a good way to keep their perspective in mind when dealing with shit. Unlike a gf/wife you can tell them to frick off.
>female friend is a good way to keep their perspective in mind
Most moronic post on Cinemaphile
He’s right, though. I’ve had many luxurious privileges thanks to several female friends; i may or may not stolen their virginity.
As someone with two sisters (one of whom is my twin), I can tell you for certain that a genuinely friendly female perspective is invaluable. There's a lot of stupid idiosyncrasies woman have worth understanding but woman will never tell you about it unless you're close with them
>if you're not an autist they set you up with their friends
Having fixed dates with friends of a girl you couldn't frick will only end up with you meeting red flag factories that are sitting alone and their only chance of getting some meat is when their Stacy friend passes on leftovers to them.
>good way to keep their perspective in mind
Or you can get a dog, it also needs food, attention and they have the same emotional and mental capacity.
Elaine was in love with Jerry, he was too much of a manchild to commit to a relationship
No it was when Jerry started dating a 17 year old in real life. Look it up
Jerry dindu nothing.
>I met her in the tunnels
>George: oh the subway?
>"hmmmm smile"
>audience laugh
>freeze frame
>jazz music plays
>she was only 17 you sick frick
If this is legal, why do all the American cop shows make it seem like it’s illegal?
if Jerry was in europe no one would be batting an eye. But murder and abortion is okay.
A 17 years, 364 days old little baby? That sick frick should be in jail!
>SHE WAS ILLEGAL IN A PLACE THAT YOU DON'T LIVE IN YOU SICK FRICK
I don’t remember this part, but one that always stands out as too dumb is the Kenny Rodgers Chicken episode.
I like that one. The dumbest one is when Kramer turns into a turkey and Newman tries to eat him.
The Car Dealership episode was extremely dumb. George is a complete parody of himself in that one.
The only episode of Seinfeld that I remember actively disliking (other than the finale) is the one where Jerry is going to do standup at a middle school and gets bumped. I just didn’t think anything in it was funny.
Oh, buddy, that's a great episode. George becoming smart from not caring about having sex played alongside Elaine getting progressively dumber. It's funny.
>hates the George abstinence episode
gay
>(other than the finale)
QRD?
He bought candy cars but couldn’t buy a sandwich or a slice of delicious ‘za? That’s the unbelievable part.
Every single one of these episodes is based. That iconic red hell-light. George's candy bar fury and the Thelma & Louise test drive. Kramer turning into a turkey is a perfect Loony Tunes homage.
And as for you, pal.. I SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't do this.
I can't believe so many of you like this israelite show. I never found it funny, American comedy just isn't for me
No one asked, Nigel.
how did you know I was british...
Because you emanate homosexualry.
Probably because we actually once produced some decent, non-Jewed comedies, and other bongs (myself included) have occasionally pointed this out. Meanwhile American sitcoms have been thoroughly israeliteed since the 70s, following the template established by ~~*Norman Lear*~~, and some burgers get touchy when their favourite show is called out for what it is.
Further to that... Seinfeld at least isn't guilty of this, but one of the hallmarks of the typical ~~*American*~~ sitcom is that the characters are fricking appalling people, but then you're meant to go "Aww" (and sometimes the studio audience literally will go "Aww") whenever they experience some personal triumph/romantic moment. It's this alien (to a normal white person) israelite non-morality.
Thanks for your shit contribution and waste of trips.
Gorilla fricking Elaine.
HE APED ME!
Nice!
its funny everyone hated this episode so much they didnt even try to explain it away, they just pretend it didnt happen
>they just pretend it didnt happen
Really?
>do you slept with Elaine? give me some details!
>we’ll… she’s a squirter
>a squirter?
>yeah, you know (flicks fingers in George’s face)
>you’re kidding!
>right?
>I thought that was just a myth
>me too, but this girl is like a human firehose
>are you sure it’s not just urine?
>who cares?!
>heh, yeah good point
>so anyways, I have to break up with her
>what?!!
>oh yeah
>are you kidding me?? finding a squirter is like finding a unicorn!
>it’s just such a mess. I’m sopping up the floor, I’m doing laundry non-stop and I had to buy a squeegee for the windows!
>hmm I never thought of that
>oh yeah, it’s a whole thing
>(waitress walks by)
>can we get some napkins?
You will never be funny or interesting, Appletard.
This would would be kind of funny if Larry David had not made an entire HBO series that is essentially "Seinfeld conversations about ribald topics". No r*ddit gold for you!
Should I watch curb your enthusiasm
yes
Are you israeli?
I thought it was funny, anon
In the end it’s still redditry but this does feel like authentic Seinfeld dialogue
>can we get some napkins?
Got an audible laugh from me, Anon. It was well written
No they would debate about the urine thing. George would insist that it is urine and Jerry would pretend not to care but it would irk him.
George is right again.
>George: So what's the deal with that, anyway? Is it just urine?
>Jerry: I'm pretty sure there's some ejaculate in there. Both holes are in operation.
>Kramer: *slides in* Ohh it's pee buddy. Let me tell you, you don't make that mistake twice. *opens fridge, pours huge glass of lemonade, takes drink, double takes and makes YEUGH face*
>Wilson: Actually, the Inahoa tribe of native Maui believed that it was the saliva of the god Vrisnu, who transformed into a snake and lives coiled inside the Earth-mother's womb.
>Tim: Augh augh augh!
>Niles: Sherry, Frasier?
>Frasier: *sub-baritone transatlantic rumble* Yeees, who wouldn't need a drink after that little yarn?
You forgot Skibidi Toilet and emojis
And now I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!
>can we get some napkins?
Nice touch. Definitely Seinfeldesque
no
but that's not Bette Mid-ler.
Elaine and Jerry were perfect for each other. They just never committed to find out.
I feel like this was the closest they ever got to violating the "no hugging, no learning" rule
senfelkd was never funny laugh track goes brrr if anthing seinfeld made me realise how easily laughter makes me laugh
>I
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>IT
>AGAIN
When Larry David left and the episodes started having a gazillion simultaneous stories with no room for longer conversations and they cut out the stand up.
The episode where Kramer did stand-up. I like edgy humor but it didn't really fit his character so it felt kinda forced.
>Stop laughing! It’s not funny!
What was Jerry’s problem?
Just another out-of-character moment that shows you how bad the writing had gotten.
Best episode was the book detective. It's a shame they never re-used him
It is when Seinfeld audience became coomers who craved a israeli tradwife, which did irreparable damage to the way the show was made.
elaine just wanted the pleasure of being cummed inside
>elaine just wanted the pleasure of being cummed inside
What pleasure? Women can't feel the cum.