>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
it cost 17 million in salary to pay the 10 diversity hired designers to open a book from a white mans era of industry to rip off an outfit tailored logically for its conditions.
this is specifically a symptom of Air Jordans being on every ghetto childs feet basically at fricking birth in 1995.
Favreau should have total creative control while he keeps Filoni as the lore master.
I say Favreau be top dog because he's the man of means, he can call up anybody in the industry and get a hell yea. He can get shit done. However, Filoni needs to be around to keep Fav in check with the lore.
They do that, and as far as I'm concerned the problems at LucasFilm are solved.
Filoni has got a thing for alien hotties
i bet he fricks them all in costume
& to be fair, even if true, he's probably the least degenerate person in the industry
Coomers are like dogs licking the bowl of expired table scraps. You really have nothing when it comes to NuStar Wars, but you still manage to find some low res screencaps of a roastie's flat ass to jerk off to. It's fricking pathetic
Frick hags. Kiss hags. Mating press hags into a bed. Massage hag shoulders. Eat hag pussy. French kiss hags. Dress hags up in suits. Dress hags up in sexy cosplay. Ejaculate inside hag pussy. Princess carry a hag to the bed. Twist hag nipples. Suck hag breasts. Lick hag midriff. Encourage hags to get fit. Get hags drunk. Sloppy tongue kissing with hags. Read mature female x younger male hentai with hags. Eat hag ass. Get hags horny. Mutual masturbation with hags. Marry hags. Big wedding with hags. Break off into a 45 minute rant about how mature pussy is the best while your friends look at you like you're moronic. Ban condoms and birth control. Massage hag feet. Lick hag armpits. Frick hags until your dick breaks. Total Hag Love
twileks have evolved for milions of years to become the perfect frickdoll, a species so hot the whole galaxy wants to frick them.
Imagine being a male one though, you are ugly, no one wants you, but you are needed to breed all the twilek qts so the rest of the galaxy can continue to have trillions of hot, clean and always willing prostitutes.
Twilek males have the best life ever.
Woah momma. A green woman with drills in a pantsuit.
Is this for gays or Black folk?
That very well could be a man's ass.
This is why breasts are the thinking man's choice.
Filoni has got a thing for alien hotties
i bet he fricks them all in costume
& to be fair, even if true, he's probably the least degenerate person in the industry
I love Filoni's absolute obsession with wolves. There's even a lothwolf in the credits. It's a joke that keeps spiraling further and further, and bless that man for getting what he wants.
I'm back in my home town this summer. Less than 8k population. There are 6 girls in our local gym with bodies this tier or better and a couple of them are even 8+ looks wise. Media occupations like Hollywood modelling singing etc has always been nothing more than high class escort agencies to funnel extremely meh looking women onto the wieners of gentlemensch and wops. There are hundreds of thousands of semen demons out there at the absolute peak of female beauty who are such rockstars in their personal lives that they have zero desire to get famous (and in the process casting couched and pimped out). That's why insta models and egirls are now more famous than actresses and "super" models, because all these drop dead beautiful women can film themselves without having to worry about sucking and fricking dirty old small dicked men for camera time.
It's truly inspiring how these strong women avoid the Hollywood starlet mill. They just shove dildos up their asses while saying the name of the user who just donated $5. There has never been a better time to be a woman.
Maybe you should watch it and form your own opinion. You will not get anything out of a place filled with deranged mentally ill morons that are addicted to hating or just troll on purpose. And why do you care what some morons on the Internet think anyway? I enjoyed it, and none of the "criticisms" posted here seemed valid to me.
I fell asleep because i was gaming with the boys, but what i did see was pretty good.
i'm also from /misc/ but have a soft spot for SW.
Ahsoka is actually a good character. Never watched rebels tho.
Mediocre.
If you haven't seen Rebels, and to a lesser extend Clone Wars, or you hated them you won't care at all for these characters.
I don't remember Sabine ever being force-sensitive, but now apparently she was or something?
The one lightsaber fight was shit, which is standard for nuWars.
My biggest gripe is they couldn't even be arsed to have the opening crawl text in the standard format from the films. I don't know what you call that. Isometric? Anyway it looks like something a 12 year old did in 5 minutes in AfterEffect.
Sabine is just getting Jedi training so she can use a lightsaber better since it's mean to be hard for normal people now and to give her life structure, but because she has the ability to use the Force as she mentions. But they could give her the Force via the Ichor of Dathomir which is a Nightsister thing and they're part of the story it seems.
Very boring, very simple and written for people with an iq of 65 to not get upset and confused.
Still will be confusing for normies, no one will understand who all these nobodies are who only the cartoon gays care about.
First two eps were solid female interpersonal drama about ahsoka and the ching chongdalorian not getting along while mary elizabeth wine aunt tries to get them back together.
Nothing happened other than going on a video game fetch quest for a map and everything is still in mystery box mode. It will probably end up being as bad as Rise of Sóywalker.
You can really tell just from the way the episodes are shot/the ambiance of the sound design that they really really want these to "feel" like the prequels/OT
It's great,none of the uglyness of the Obiwan show brooding
Well, I have an admission.
I tried, I really tried to hold on to being a star wars gay. I got excited for all the cgi luke stuff, I even genuinely enjoyed Andor.
But last night I watched the first two episodes of this, and I think it's officially happened. The day is here that I don't give a shit if I ever see another episode or star wars trash in general again.
It's over.
I gave Force Awakens the benefit of the doubt. I thought it was boring but introduced some interesting ideas for characters. It wasn't until the opening sequence in Last Jedi that I understood something had gone horribly wrong. What was happening on screen was so terrible that I had slowly become angry without realizing it. I watched the rest of the movie in disbelief over how shit it was. It was like the first time I found a $20 bill stuck in a gas pump and excitedly pulled it out to reveal it was actually a pamphlet about Jesus. I have never really been able to enjoy anything Star Wars since then.
In general it's been hard to enjoy anything over the last five to ten years when it comes to movie and television. The quality in writing across the board has become so low.
Be tall and White it’s ez >SoCal gay, my city is 80% latino and they worship me like a God while the young manlet zoomer beaners with their “Edgar cuts” seethe
>manlet
i can tell you're lying because all the zoomers these days are tall as frick. and its mostly minorities as well. there's definitely something in the water because zoomer girls have big asses and breasts and the zoomer guys are mostly tall these days.
>have a Twi'Lek fetish >Have a raging heart boner for MEW >Watched the first two episodes today and have already spilled more slick crude than the Exxon-Valdez.
Puta is spanish for prostitute. MEW cheated on /ourguy/ Riley and homewrecked Ewan Macgregor's marriage, which is why we Cinemaphilechads gave her the eternal moniker of puta.
Imagine throwing away your marriage and family for that.
Ewan could have picked a 19 year old target cashier that's hotter, or any random cosplay con bawd.
jesus. this.
i've been talking to a cashier chick who's insanely hot. her only problem is she's not confident and doesn't put on makeup, but she's just naturally cute af. a way nicer ass than you'd expect too.
on halloween she dressed up as a cowgirl in short cut jeans, pigtails and wore a cowboy hat. definitely way hotter than anything i've seen on screen. these industry prostitute just can't compete.
In season 2 obi wan will jedi mind trick this green alien to ride his wiener, he will dump his wife afterwards.
"you want to ride my wiener"
"I want to ride your wiener"
I now love disney
>obi wan
The dude and every other jedi in the films malded over anikin plapslamming a baby into Amidaladingdong, but now everyone's getting marriaged?
wat fuk?
Thank god, that when they build the witches Temple, they thought to make it easy to decipher the map, that would not be relevant for the next few decades if not centuries. Jesus, it's the frickin dagger from Rise of Skywalker all over again.
>Thank god, that when they build the witches Temple, they thought to make it easy to decipher the map, that would not be relevant for the next few decades if not centuries. Jesus, it's the frickin dagger from Rise of Skywalker all over again.
It's not as dumb since the map is for the secret path to the other galaxy that has existed for centuries. It's only relevant now because Thrawn ended up there and Morgan knows it through the Force. It's still fantasy RPG crap but not actively insulting to the intelligence like the dagger.
I like how they are showing all of these ancient temples and shit just sitting out in the open and no one cares or is researching them or whatever. Instead of getting a University full of experts to help Ashoka figure out the map Hera sends to a shut-in NEET artist.
Does anyone know the episodes and movies where Ashoka becomes likeable to a goat character?
I keep reading she was garbage until sometime where they turned her around.
Actually what happened is she was a character written for children in a children's show and now those children are old enough to share their opinions online and all of them liked her.
In The Clone Wars 08 show she had two good arcs season 5 episodes 17-20 "The Wrong Jedi and then the last 4 episodes of the show. Its based on 8 episodes and 3 hours of media that her entire popularity with filoni shills stems from
I DON'T CARE ABOUT FLESHBAGS
SHOW ME THE REAL GIRLS
GIVE ME THE 4K SCREENSHOTS OF X-WINGS AND Y-WINGS AND E-WINGS AND MON CALAMARI CRUISERS AND NEBULON-B FRIGATES AND ALL THOSE SEXY ASS NEW SHIPS THEY HAVE
Wish they had given us more fanfare for Home One and Admiral Ackbar.
Disney wants us get nostalgia boners when they show us X-Wings and Home One but they also want us to believe the New Republic is incompetent and run by morons.
What's up with that cheap "lmao I'm Amelia Earhart but green and in space" costume design? Why would a Twi'Lek wear a shearling lined jacket and 1920s aviator goggles? Is it really that hard to think up a costume that says "female pilot" without copying the first google results?
I love the costume design for Sabine and Hera in this show. Its so unabashadly fun and campy and fits right in with the star wars style but what kills it for me is that the performances dont match the energy at all. It was seripusly prequel tier acting.
>Random alien: You know who could help you with this? >The audience: Oh yeah, time for Luke Skywalker to get a lip-service reference about why he's not there >Ahsoka: I don't think SHE'LL want to help
I expected nothing and I'm still pissed
>hey can I take this? >no, it's really important and I'm trying to stop a war >yeah but did I mention that I'm a really cool and spunky strong independent woman?
What did Filoni mean by this?
>this droid was built on correlia, and theres no way they could have bought it anywhere else in the galaxy! >uuuuuh and I just remembered, that my personal villian has manufactury on correlia! >and new republic didnt do anything about it, because of reasons!
boy, theyre so lucky!
'Igyah Kah', made by the music composer for the series. I can't find much on it. Sounds alien to me, Japanese influenced, sure, but that's not a Japanese title.
_ _ _ _
_ _ T _
_UT_
_ U T A
ECHUTA
Wait, do they speak huttese (or w/e) on the show?
C U T A
F U T A
P U T A
TUTA
in my mouth
BUTT?
If I want to see women's butts I can just start up stable diffusion
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Dumper of a 40 year old declining to buy LEGOs for her son.
Perfect
>literally dressed like a 1940 bomber pilot
Give me a break. This shit is supposed to be in space you lazy mother frickers
it cost 17 million in salary to pay the 10 diversity hired designers to open a book from a white mans era of industry to rip off an outfit tailored logically for its conditions.
this is specifically a symptom of Air Jordans being on every ghetto childs feet basically at fricking birth in 1995.
I will shit on Disney Star Wars with my last dying breath but Star Wars has been unabashedly Space WWII since the 1970s, this isn't anything new.
Star Wars has literally always treated space like it's the skies and seas of the 1940s.
More like Ass-oka. Am i right?
Surely you meant AssStroker right anon?
MOre like AssSoaker
"Ass soaker" is a category on websites
Someone should stick a lightsaber up MEW's butthole.
A what in the what?!
A laser sword in the bum
>Someone should stick a lightsaber up MEW's butthole.
Pretty sure Obi-Wan is on that.
SPACE PUTA
Hummina
BRAAAAP
>Sit down over there, face Ahsoka and strech out your ass as much as possible
I will now watch your slop.
Thank you, Mr. Filoni
Imagine
Written and Directed by Jon Favreau
Favreau should have total creative control while he keeps Filoni as the lore master.
I say Favreau be top dog because he's the man of means, he can call up anybody in the industry and get a hell yea. He can get shit done. However, Filoni needs to be around to keep Fav in check with the lore.
They do that, and as far as I'm concerned the problems at LucasFilm are solved.
She lookin mad zesty fr
Godddd damnnnn
This b***h knows what she is doing
Sure is a lot of padding going on under the pants. Looks like a fake ass. I hate nuwars so much its unreal
Beautiful turd cutter princess
Only good scene in this shit program. It is 1 hell of a scene though. God Damn
II will now watch your show.
Meh too fat
Lmoa
Do you think that butt is painted green under the pants or do they leave it plain?
Coomers are like dogs licking the bowl of expired table scraps. You really have nothing when it comes to NuStar Wars, but you still manage to find some low res screencaps of a roastie's flat ass to jerk off to. It's fricking pathetic
Is it even overly tight enough for cooming (ex:yoga pants) ? Then again coomers will even jack off to modest Christian and Muslim women.
>ensures that all his female OCs are hot and/or have their asses appear as large as possible
Gotta respect the hustle if nothing else.
>hags with face paint in cheap costumes
>hot
Frick hags. Kiss hags. Mating press hags into a bed. Massage hag shoulders. Eat hag pussy. French kiss hags. Dress hags up in suits. Dress hags up in sexy cosplay. Ejaculate inside hag pussy. Princess carry a hag to the bed. Twist hag nipples. Suck hag breasts. Lick hag midriff. Encourage hags to get fit. Get hags drunk. Sloppy tongue kissing with hags. Read mature female x younger male hentai with hags. Eat hag ass. Get hags horny. Mutual masturbation with hags. Marry hags. Big wedding with hags. Break off into a 45 minute rant about how mature pussy is the best while your friends look at you like you're moronic. Ban condoms and birth control. Massage hag feet. Lick hag armpits. Frick hags until your dick breaks. Total Hag Love
that hapa in the show is hot
this looks so bad
surely there's a better solution to colored contacts
those are not black contacts
What do her farts smell like, anons?
I need MEW to demolish my face with her Farts
Her space farts are too strong for you.
Fart seller, I tell you I'm going into battle and I need your strongest farts.
Fart then smell it. Tell us how it smells.
God damn she hit the wall facefirst
Why do twi'leks have to get me going? Damn me for playing KOTOR when I was a horny teenager and it being imprinted on me
twileks have evolved for milions of years to become the perfect frickdoll, a species so hot the whole galaxy wants to frick them.
Imagine being a male one though, you are ugly, no one wants you, but you are needed to breed all the twilek qts so the rest of the galaxy can continue to have trillions of hot, clean and always willing prostitutes.
Twilek males have the best life ever.
She proves definitively that black women with sumptuous lips and big eyes make better twileks.
I love a woman who has some throat lozengers at the ready just incase I get a sore throat.
coom
she looks more like lucy lawless than mew
Wew lad
Imagine the shit stains
Just imagine the aroma of MEW's farts after its been trapped in the those pants for hours while shooting the show all day
That is puta?
Woah momma. A green woman with drills in a pantsuit.
Is this for gays or Black folk?
That very well could be a man's ass.
This is why breasts are the thinking man's choice.
where the frick is her light saber?
Not even MEWs brapper in tight bright pants is enough to get me to watch this
>average woman with an average butt is considered sex appeal now
I'm so tired of this world.
I don’t like their weird alien head blobs. They gross me out.
Sabine ass>
Sexo
whats with this obsession to have tight clothing but remove the buttcrack? makes it worthless to me. show some ass!
Underrated post
Filoni has got a thing for alien hotties
i bet he fricks them all in costume
& to be fair, even if true, he's probably the least degenerate person in the industry
yeah, sure, dave
Dude more likely fricks people in wolf fursuits.
>fricks people in wolf fursuits.
He just had to have the huge gay wolf in the mural.
Can he catch some previously undiscovered LA super potent furry aids soon or something? I’m tired of this bullshit
Rebels was dripping in so much thirsty furry shit
Loth is a word a furry would come up with
I love Filoni's absolute obsession with wolves. There's even a lothwolf in the credits. It's a joke that keeps spiraling further and further, and bless that man for getting what he wants.
I can't wait to see the fanbase turn on him when everyone realizes he's Kennedy's lapdog.
I see significantly better asses and bodies on women every single day. Why is hollywood like this?
>404 No ass found
Must be Irish
And you must be a Black person.
You may not like it, but this what peak performance looks like.
I'm back in my home town this summer. Less than 8k population. There are 6 girls in our local gym with bodies this tier or better and a couple of them are even 8+ looks wise. Media occupations like Hollywood modelling singing etc has always been nothing more than high class escort agencies to funnel extremely meh looking women onto the wieners of gentlemensch and wops. There are hundreds of thousands of semen demons out there at the absolute peak of female beauty who are such rockstars in their personal lives that they have zero desire to get famous (and in the process casting couched and pimped out). That's why insta models and egirls are now more famous than actresses and "super" models, because all these drop dead beautiful women can film themselves without having to worry about sucking and fricking dirty old small dicked men for camera time.
It's truly inspiring how these strong women avoid the Hollywood starlet mill. They just shove dildos up their asses while saying the name of the user who just donated $5. There has never been a better time to be a woman.
acting still requires a bare minimum of acting talent that any beautiful woman doesn't necessarily have.
>Why is hollywood like this?
Do those better asses know how to act, or just tweark it?
that's a guy.
i watch
So she's on a hoverbike, has literally 3 dimensions to chose were to go... and she goes down.
It's a HOVERbike, not a FLYbike.
Smartest Cinemaphile poster.
Four. Left, right, up and down. Idiot.
disgusting
Peak kino.
Can someone tell me if the show was honestly any good?
Maybe you should watch it and form your own opinion. You will not get anything out of a place filled with deranged mentally ill morons that are addicted to hating or just troll on purpose. And why do you care what some morons on the Internet think anyway? I enjoyed it, and none of the "criticisms" posted here seemed valid to me.
I fell asleep because i was gaming with the boys, but what i did see was pretty good.
i'm also from /misc/ but have a soft spot for SW.
Ahsoka is actually a good character. Never watched rebels tho.
>Can someone tell me if the show was honestly any good?
no
Its just ok by far.
Mediocre.
If you haven't seen Rebels, and to a lesser extend Clone Wars, or you hated them you won't care at all for these characters.
I don't remember Sabine ever being force-sensitive, but now apparently she was or something?
The one lightsaber fight was shit, which is standard for nuWars.
My biggest gripe is they couldn't even be arsed to have the opening crawl text in the standard format from the films. I don't know what you call that. Isometric? Anyway it looks like something a 12 year old did in 5 minutes in AfterEffect.
they stated at one point that the crawls will only be included in trilogy films around the time mando came out
So why include a shittier version then? Just info dump like every other show does.
It's too hard for them to include flashbacks from Mando and to write exposition
Sabine is just getting Jedi training so she can use a lightsaber better since it's mean to be hard for normal people now and to give her life structure, but because she has the ability to use the Force as she mentions. But they could give her the Force via the Ichor of Dathomir which is a Nightsister thing and they're part of the story it seems.
>but because
Meant "not because" whoops
It's not good but it's not awful either. It's about Mando S2 level.
Very boring, very simple and written for people with an iq of 65 to not get upset and confused.
Still will be confusing for normies, no one will understand who all these nobodies are who only the cartoon gays care about.
First two eps were solid female interpersonal drama about ahsoka and the ching chongdalorian not getting along while mary elizabeth wine aunt tries to get them back together.
>mary elizabeth wine aunt
Mary is a loving and fertile mother of a healthy young Scottish boy. The frick you trying to say?
I will never forgive her for leaving /ourguy/ Riley.
Nothing happened other than going on a video game fetch quest for a map and everything is still in mystery box mode. It will probably end up being as bad as Rise of Sóywalker.
>video game fetch quest for a map
why is this the new trend for S0i Wars. So gay
You can really tell just from the way the episodes are shot/the ambiance of the sound design that they really really want these to "feel" like the prequels/OT
It's great,none of the uglyness of the Obiwan show brooding
>It's great, but only if I compare it to other equally shitty yidsney slop
kys
It's a woman show
PUTA
what was the point of Ashoka's ship's wings turning? What's the advantage of it being vertical vs horizontal
I like star wars
Do SW girls wear panties?
There's canonically no underwear in space
Sexoo
She was wearing skin colored bra and panties, she wasn't really naked.
Beyond miraculous.
Apparently Hera wanted the Orange Buttcheeks nickname for herself.
Well, I have an admission.
I tried, I really tried to hold on to being a star wars gay. I got excited for all the cgi luke stuff, I even genuinely enjoyed Andor.
But last night I watched the first two episodes of this, and I think it's officially happened. The day is here that I don't give a shit if I ever see another episode or star wars trash in general again.
It's over.
welcome to the club, it feels so good to say "no i don't like star wars"
weird, I've hated pretty much all of the nu-wars tv shows thus far and I didn't feel the same about Ahsoka.
Damn, my moronic self didn't even realize they dumped 2 episodes.
Took a while anon, but you got there in the end. Now the healing can take place.
I gave Force Awakens the benefit of the doubt. I thought it was boring but introduced some interesting ideas for characters. It wasn't until the opening sequence in Last Jedi that I understood something had gone horribly wrong. What was happening on screen was so terrible that I had slowly become angry without realizing it. I watched the rest of the movie in disbelief over how shit it was. It was like the first time I found a $20 bill stuck in a gas pump and excitedly pulled it out to reveal it was actually a pamphlet about Jesus. I have never really been able to enjoy anything Star Wars since then.
In general it's been hard to enjoy anything over the last five to ten years when it comes to movie and television. The quality in writing across the board has become so low.
Book of Boba is what did it for me, fren.
Would you stay a star wars gay for a Scooby-Dark Forces remaster?
>Nightdive Studios
Miraculous really. We don't deserve them.
It will redpill people about the real Kyle Katarn and the death star plans.
How did these foxes avoided a massive Disney lawsuit with reviving Kyle Katarn? Holy based!
Felicity Jones needs unload her fat shit logs into my mouth and clog my throat
>I rebel.
And yet she didn't rebel against galactic cultural norms by being a nudist? idgi
How do I get me one of these sexy latinx's
Be tall and White it’s ez
>SoCal gay, my city is 80% latino and they worship me like a God while the young manlet zoomer beaners with their “Edgar cuts” seethe
What's considered tall in SoCal?
around 5'10 or 5'11 lmfao there's so many short Mexicans here
>manlet
i can tell you're lying because all the zoomers these days are tall as frick. and its mostly minorities as well. there's definitely something in the water because zoomer girls have big asses and breasts and the zoomer guys are mostly tall these days.
Start by never calling one latinx
Literally just be white. That's it.
best girl in that dumpster fire show
Orange buttcheeks? I’m green buttcheeks.
What do twi'leks eat, what do their farts smell like, are they like human farts?
>What do twi'leks eat, what do their farts smell like
jizz and jizz
>have a Twi'Lek fetish
>Have a raging heart boner for MEW
>Watched the first two episodes today and have already spilled more slick crude than the Exxon-Valdez.
damn i havent seen this dude in anything since House and he hasnt aged a single day
>Chris Taub as Space israelite
yeah this show was actually pretty based and redpilled and accurately casted and portrayed a certain someone
Capitalism always loses
Homie doesn't age, he eats his foreskins.
Test
>hahahaha BUNDA amiritr? XDXDXD
No one cares. Is the show good or no?
Grimmi scron biblo pu'tah
what does puta mean?
>what does puta mean?
prostitute in Spanish. it is le hilarious epik Cinemaphile MEW maymay
Puta is spanish for prostitute. MEW cheated on /ourguy/ Riley and homewrecked Ewan Macgregor's marriage, which is why we Cinemaphilechads gave her the eternal moniker of puta.
Imagine throwing away your marriage and family for that.
Ewan could have picked a 19 year old target cashier that's hotter, or any random cosplay con bawd.
jesus. this.
i've been talking to a cashier chick who's insanely hot. her only problem is she's not confident and doesn't put on makeup, but she's just naturally cute af. a way nicer ass than you'd expect too.
on halloween she dressed up as a cowgirl in short cut jeans, pigtails and wore a cowboy hat. definitely way hotter than anything i've seen on screen. these industry prostitute just can't compete.
>girl cuts her hair short but remains straight
this ought to be more common in media
The only thing even slightly carrying the show right now.
Filoni likes his back shots but lets not pretend he's doing it for the right reasons.
No
no thanks, i'd the rather crackychan sith
>Watch ahsoka
No, I don't think I will.
In season 2 obi wan will jedi mind trick this green alien to ride his wiener, he will dump his wife afterwards.
"you want to ride my wiener"
"I want to ride your wiener"
I now love disney
>obi wan
The dude and every other jedi in the films malded over anikin plapslamming a baby into Amidaladingdong, but now everyone's getting marriaged?
wat fuk?
no, i don't think i will 🙂
Thank god, that when they build the witches Temple, they thought to make it easy to decipher the map, that would not be relevant for the next few decades if not centuries. Jesus, it's the frickin dagger from Rise of Skywalker all over again.
The best part is there's like ~64 combinations, so you could bruteforce the solution in less than 30 minutes.
>The best part is there's like ~64 combinations, so you could bruteforce the solution in less than 30 minutes.
you can assume it locks you out if you fail too much. the thing should be at least as secure as an iPhone.
>the thing should be at least as secure as an iPhone.
Seeing as how none of the computers in SW are 1/1000th as strong as an iPhone I don't know why you'd assume that.
wasnt ep9 dagger about death star 2 wreck staying in one place and not crumbling in rough sea and then looking at it from specific cliff?
Yes.
>Thank god, that when they build the witches Temple, they thought to make it easy to decipher the map, that would not be relevant for the next few decades if not centuries. Jesus, it's the frickin dagger from Rise of Skywalker all over again.
It's not as dumb since the map is for the secret path to the other galaxy that has existed for centuries. It's only relevant now because Thrawn ended up there and Morgan knows it through the Force. It's still fantasy RPG crap but not actively insulting to the intelligence like the dagger.
I like how they are showing all of these ancient temples and shit just sitting out in the open and no one cares or is researching them or whatever. Instead of getting a University full of experts to help Ashoka figure out the map Hera sends to a shut-in NEET artist.
Hera had an agenda there, and also Sabine was the one who figured out how to open the time warp temple so she's more qualified than anyone else.
the reality... pretty sure that ass is all padding.
i saw her being loose in Fargo season 3, the ass was not a lie
>Fargo
>10 years ago.
Does estrogen wares even have men in them anymore?
Does anyone know the episodes and movies where Ashoka becomes likeable to a goat character?
I keep reading she was garbage until sometime where they turned her around.
>they turned her around
Actually what happened is she was a character written for children in a children's show and now those children are old enough to share their opinions online and all of them liked her.
In The Clone Wars 08 show she had two good arcs season 5 episodes 17-20 "The Wrong Jedi and then the last 4 episodes of the show. Its based on 8 episodes and 3 hours of media that her entire popularity with filoni shills stems from
who did it better
I DON'T CARE ABOUT FLESHBAGS
SHOW ME THE REAL GIRLS
GIVE ME THE 4K SCREENSHOTS OF X-WINGS AND Y-WINGS AND E-WINGS AND MON CALAMARI CRUISERS AND NEBULON-B FRIGATES AND ALL THOSE SEXY ASS NEW SHIPS THEY HAVE
How did she get the damned Robot from the jedi temple?
A good question, for another time.
Who says he was at the Jedi Temple? The robot lived on a ship and traveled with Younglings to Ilum. It was likely off-world when Order 66 happened.
Titus's ship's wings stick out perpendicularly, yet they still fold upwards when landing. What's that about?
Wish they had given us more fanfare for Home One and Admiral Ackbar.
Disney wants us get nostalgia boners when they show us X-Wings and Home One but they also want us to believe the New Republic is incompetent and run by morons.
X-Wing S-Foils engaged while not at hyperspace or in a combat maneuver...
Unimpressive raise your standards
>No ass
>No breasts
I'm supposed to coom over this bland shit?
What is her hair? Is it fleshy? Can she feel it? Does she feel relaxed when you touch it?
idk about togruta but for the twileks it is very sensitive, it's called a lekku for both however.
So literally made for sex.
its like a ear, its hollow and picks up vibrations sorta like a whale? apparently
What's up with that cheap "lmao I'm Amelia Earhart but green and in space" costume design? Why would a Twi'Lek wear a shearling lined jacket and 1920s aviator goggles? Is it really that hard to think up a costume that says "female pilot" without copying the first google results?
She is terrible, the other 3 girls btfo her in this show.
>Why would a Twi'Lek wear a shearling lined jacket and 1920s aviator goggles?
First Star Wars?
I love the costume design for Sabine and Hera in this show. Its so unabashadly fun and campy and fits right in with the star wars style but what kills it for me is that the performances dont match the energy at all. It was seripusly prequel tier acting.
>Random alien: You know who could help you with this?
>The audience: Oh yeah, time for Luke Skywalker to get a lip-service reference about why he's not there
>Ahsoka: I don't think SHE'LL want to help
I expected nothing and I'm still pissed
OH MY GOD IS THAT A MID LOW HANGING ASS WITH BARELY ANY LIFT OR DEFINITION OR SHAPE?!! AAAHHHHHHH IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
more ASS- oh nevermind
hera is so fricking hot!
I WANNA FRICK HER GREEN ASS CHEEKS!!!
Terrible trimming on this webm. Jesus Christ, dude.
The technology isn't there yet
She looks so uncomfortable.
even a webm is fricking boring
>a soundless, compressed 4 second clip is boring
earth shattering news
oh my hecking god is that a woman's ass holy shit that's freaking insane my dudes
It's 2023, a woman's ass is a luxury these days.
No you dumb coomer
>hey can I take this?
>no, it's really important and I'm trying to stop a war
>yeah but did I mention that I'm a really cool and spunky strong independent woman?
What did Filoni mean by this?
imagine being Riley watching this remembering good old days
wouldn't wish for my worst enemy
Riley got her pre-wall, he gets to laugh at her being a painted up hag with rugged skin.
Perhaps I'm wondering why a ginger would dye her hair purple when her natural hair color is already unique and beautiful.
I usually color it brown because of weirdos giving me attention for my hair color
I can't stand Rosario Dawson.
Mainly because of her character in Daredevil.
So anyway, why were all the actors in the first episode so booooooored out of their ass?
Terrible directing. It contrasts with their voice actors in Rebels, and also with Clancy Brown who was exactly like his animated version.
E CHU TA
how rude
God can you imagine pulling on those headtails as you frick her up the ass
i love women so much
Its a fake ass, you can literally see the padding in the suit. Fake like all women.
are you gay?
are you trans?
not much of an argument there anon. Just look. Its clearly padded.
you have no arguments not me
And? You think she still has that dumper? Then why wear the padding?
kinda gross tbqh I dont like butts like that, they are unhygienic. Smaller cute butts are better
i NEED sabine to use my face as her motorcycle seat in the HOT TATTOOINED SUN FOR HOURS ON END FRICK FRICK FRICK
sabine and hera are fricking killing it this season
PURE COOM DUMPSTER MATERIAL
>this droid was built on correlia, and theres no way they could have bought it anywhere else in the galaxy!
>uuuuuh and I just remembered, that my personal villian has manufactury on correlia!
>and new republic didnt do anything about it, because of reasons!
boy, theyre so lucky!
Please tell me the song that plays during the speeder scene is an alien language and not just japanese. I dont speak asian so I couldnt tell
'Igyah Kah', made by the music composer for the series. I can't find much on it. Sounds alien to me, Japanese influenced, sure, but that's not a Japanese title.
PLEASE
So anyway, why not call Luke and tell him about all this happening?
>stαr wαrs
>2023
nαh fαmpαi i'm good tkhx
These are all mediocre asses at best and the show looks cheap and ugly, is everyone in here a shill?
Man, I'm like a 4 on the Kinsey Scale and I still noticed this immediately.
>Kinsey Scale
had to look that up, I imagine the only people who know about this are homosexuals themselves and thus score high on it
kinsey scale is just old school and doesn't get traction now because everyone has to be a unicorn