>watch an american movie. >highschooler drives this

>watch an american movie
>highschooler drives this

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Original GT40 was direct inspiration for the Lamborghini Miura

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bully from a poor family
    >drives a mint 1970s muscle car

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      all that lunch money adds up

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >woman character
    >drives

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look the yuropoors are crying about America again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      average wealth in europe is higher than america?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you're talking about the regions, it's close - Europe, as a whole, is third. North America, as a whole, is first. China second.
        If you're talking about like per adult, it's also close.
        If you're talking about per household, USA is 3rd, after Luxembourg then Switzerland.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i was just making shit up

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Mean wealth
          Meaningless. The median net worth in the US is 120,000

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't though. You guys are poor

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't though. You guys are poor

        If you're talking about the regions, it's close - Europe, as a whole, is third. North America, as a whole, is first. China second.
        If you're talking about like per adult, it's also close.
        If you're talking about per household, USA is 3rd, after Luxembourg then Switzerland.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          lol ur an amerimutt

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Cope and seethe, goatfricker.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            eurangutan

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            my country could rape and kill yours and theres nothing you can do about it 🙂

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              youre too busy raping and killing each other : )

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's true. My uncle in England thinks it's crazy we can just buy leaks and strawberries year round. They're like a special treat for him a few times per year.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >again
      That's all they do though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >am*rikkka
      What's that though?
      All your tekkk jobs are given to diarrhea coloured H1B slaves, your southern border is wide open by design.

      If anyone can be am*rikkkan, what is am*rikkka? Clearly it doesn't exist, is just a welfare dependent land mass used by israelites for israelites.

      Simple as.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cope and seethe, Mohammad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting mogged by a truck

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >noooooooo muh walkable city

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >germany

        why lie?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >having a tram inches away from a parking space.
        asking for trouble

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so what is the bottom tier car that's still kino?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Altima but only if it's gunmetal grey

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        in california, specifically socal, only latinas with road rage that suck at driving drive these. everytime you see a wreck on the freeway or on the street its always a gray/white/silver altima with a latina owner.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AMC pacer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        these frickers are like 10k it's not a shitbox anymore

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's still a shitbox. just an expensive shitbox.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it does not work that way

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              the original post just makes the THERE COULD BE Black folk HERE all the better

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A first gen mazda 6 with a 5 speed manual. Also made by ford

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >watch american gymnasts
    >sponsors are pizza hut, mcdonalds, subway & coke

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >watch an american movie
    >16 year old has access to his parents car
    If I had done this, I'd have been kicked out onto the streets.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not an american but how else do you learn to drive if not in your parents car

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        1. Driving lessons with an instructor
        2. Getting learner's insurance so you can drive with your mom/dad, but you still can't drive without them and stealing the car keys? Really?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Kek reminder guys europoors aren't allowed to learn how to drive from their parents
          You have to pay some gay 60euro an hour and in some cases the girls are allowed to frick for lessons

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Kek reminder guys europoors aren't allowed to learn how to drive from their parents
            Yes, we are, but you're supposed to get learners insurance which is dirt cheap. If Americans don't have this same stipulation, no wonder none of you can drive for shit

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Euros talking shit about driving

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I went to Paris this summer and it was full of blacks and Arabs.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yep that's Paris

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                but at least there were intelligent talking rats cooking refined yet humble cuisine, right anon?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >implying I'm from Paris
                They're worse than you ill give you that, next to Italy but not rivalling no.1 India

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                is there even any order here? it looks like india or somewhere where everyone is just driving any which way they please

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You can tell it's Paris because it looks like India. Y'know, context clues.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not really no, they just kinda do whatever and act like everybody else is being the butthole. Granted Parisians are like that on foot too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You drive your MOM's car.
        And then, when they're satisfied you won't die, you get the cheapest car that can last a few years and go get your license with that thing.

        And you love it because holy crap are you independent.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not American and my mom literally gave me her old car, unfortunately I don't know how to drive or have a loicense

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't know how to drive or have a loicense
        Then you don't own a car really do you? Its junk until you pass your test

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Today I did the eye test
          I couldn't see shit.
          It's over. I'm blind af and never realized it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Had a buddy how’s 14 year old was stealing his truck and driving himself to school. Buddy was in a delivery in the neighbourhood of his house, stops at home to take a dump, and his 14 year old rolls up in his truck on his lunch break. Buddy had his son arrested for grand theft auto.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he never noticed the mileage was mysteriously higher?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You memorize your odometer every time you get out of your car?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            doesn't everyone

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes and I also smell the seat each time upon entering as an extra precaution.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based dad honestly. Learn the consequences, don't touch a man's truck.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >14 year old able to take vehicle to school, park at school and leave on lunch without anyone noticing
        I’m not saying this story is bullshit but it sounds like it. Maybe things work differently where you’re from but here kids have to have parking passes on school property and open campuses on lunch haven’t been a thing since the 90’s.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >open campuses on lunch haven’t been a thing since the 90’s.
          do you mean the upperclassmen being allowed to leave school for lunch break? my school had that and i graduated in 2016. are you from america or somewhere else?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            graduated 09 in Mass and it wasn't allowed, guess it just depends on where you are.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I’m

            >14 year old able to take vehicle to school, park at school and leave on lunch without anyone noticing
            I’m not saying this story is bullshit but it sounds like it. Maybe things work differently where you’re from but here kids have to have parking passes on school property and open campuses on lunch haven’t been a thing since the 90’s.

            and I’m in Illinois. No students (regardless of year or age) are allowed to leave during school hours unless they’re doing vocational shit or something else off campus.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If your parents allowed you to drive their car they would throw you out for driving their car?
      truly a 3rd world ESL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I drove my mom's brand new car to high school several times when the boys wanted to go to the movies on Friday and she would take my 2 seater beater to work. I still will take her current car to my office from time to time when she comes to visit because she has an excellent taste in cars.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >16 year old has access to his parents car
      not really, americans get their own cars by the time they reach 16

      americans are so fricked in the head, even homeless have cars there

      if you don't have a car in america you're basically considered subhuman and you can't go anywhere.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's based tho.
        Even almost 100 years ago now Grapes of Wrath was banned in the USSR because they didn't want people knowing even the poorest Americans could afford cars.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >learner ran a stop sign and crashed into me
    >all on dashcam
    >2 years of insurance company back and forth
    >i was found at fault
    frick insurance companies

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All those morons you know that are inexplicably rich have children.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Ford gt is so beautiful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes, sometimes burgers achieve european levels of SOVL
      but there is something in the burger mind that impedes their full aesthetic realization and they tend to produce "lame" designs... I'll take Jung's analysis of the american mind: "the white american has the psyche of the Black person, even in being loud contrary to the sober nature of the european"

      pic is one of the greats

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was the first ones to get my driving license AND a car in my class back in high school.
    I was asked countless times by my peers in school of how many girls did I frick in the car, "if only I had a car I'd be with a different chick every week" blah blah, countless jokes that the backseat must be dirty of all the pussy and semen juice etc. And I just kept replying with some form of "h-haha yeah".

    In reality I was and still am a kissless virgin, I don't think I was ever alone with a female that isn't my mom in the car.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought getting a car would be cool but everyone just laughed at my shitbox as their mom drove them up in luxury SUVs
      It was a mistake apparently

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you keep a journal about how your prostitute sister is banging a black dude and you can hear it through the walls?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have a sister and there are no black dudes anywhere close to me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, my sister MIGHT have slept with one guy (from church) before she dated->married her husband.
        Like, my sister is mega closeted about everything she does and "not liking other people" is something she practically screams.

        tl;dr
        My family is reaaaaaaaaaaaally white conservative. Dating a minority is bizarre. I got away with it, once, 'cause she was a cute Asian, so it didn't really count.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    every teen i see driving today has a bmw or mercedes and i don't know how they afford it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Financing it and doomed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they buy used ones not knowing they are very expensive to maintain after a while

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can buy a shit bag used 3 series for 13 grand with a cosign from your parents.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my first car was $500 but okay they do them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because those cars depreciate like fricking crazy since they're expensive as frick to maintain.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >depreciation
      dont they teach anything in school these days/

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My high school car was an '83 Buick Regal. I miss when cars had some character, everything's so generic now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. Sturdy confident ride on those.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Daddy's Viper?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Name at least three movies where a high schooler drives a GT40.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm American and very patriotic, but you are blind if you can't see that Europe is better in many ways. Unfortunately we are the world leader in soullessness.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You tried really hard not to type like an esl and you have failed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Go ahead and point out how. Go on now, you have the floor. Embarrass me in front of all your friends bro. What exactly was esl about my post? Lol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well, buddy, for starts you're shrieking at me right now, and it isn't very becoming of a patriot.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in high school this douche bag rich kid would sometimes drive his dad’s 95’ Lamborghini. He would park it in the high school parking lot and everyone else would park inches away from it so he’d be shitting his pants while trying to pull out of his parking spot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I went to a hyper rich-kid conservative school, too, and they all had brand new SUVs because it was the early 2000s and "bigger is better" was cooler to these mansion-dwelling douchebags than just having more rare things. And they came with mp3 audio built-in holy crap.

      Plus, it was the South, so, they didn't want some non-American car in the first place.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In pre-'80s America, your average teenager could flip burgers for a summer and purchase a brand new top-of-the-line American muscle car.
    My dad went to school with a kid who did logging and bought a house and 2 cars with a summer job. They sold a house to a teenager! He just bought it with money!

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bueller?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Their dad is usually some not described business man.
    Movies and TV love to give the main characters these vague cushy jobs so they can just make them rich.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Little brother went to HS with a kid who somehow scammed his rich parents into buying him picrel for his birthday. He drove it for a whole 2 weeks before wrecking it at 130mph on the interstate. He ended up in the hospital and nearly killed his passenger, whose parents supposedly sued his. According to my brother the kid ended up becoming a colossal frickup after HS, and is apparently a hardcore method addict now.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A girl came up to me and asked, "what do you drive?"
    I said

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the classic ride of the '93 Mercury Sable with the optional ball-pin hammer accessory to beat the frick out of the battery to start it every time.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My German buddy of 28 tried to get a moped license in Germany and it was $1500 just to fail the test.

    Meanwhile i got to take driver's ed and get my license at 16 for $15 and drove myself to school from then on. This baffles the German.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I lived in Alabama as a teenager.
      At 15, I got a "student's" pre-driver's license and the state basically says, "if you have your parents' permission to drive alone, alright."
      I was driving myself to school even as a freshmen.
      Worked the Summer, bought my grandma's car (she was too old and my aunts were manipulating her into not having a car anymore), and that was that.

      American = owned a car and drove yourself everywhere by highschool

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not really that far fetched depending on where you went to school. When I was in highschool one of the seniors got a murcielago for his graduation present and was showing it off in the parking lot.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My friend had a 65 mustang as a teenager in the 90s, it happens.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      65 mustang was worthless in the 90s. a gt40 is a few hundred thousand.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ok thanks

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