>watch Austin powers. >joke is that he urinates for over 40 seconds. >normal to urinate for 2 to 4 minutes

>watch Austin powers
>joke is that he… urinates for over 40 seconds
>normal to urinate for 2 to 4 minutes

Any other jokes Hollywood writers fricked up?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    See a doctor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe fricktard

      How did they frick that up moron? He pissed for an abnormally short time and the guards found it odd

      >normal to urinate for 2 to 4 minutes

      t. Ogre

      >admitting you have a small weak bladder

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how that works.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >admitting you have a swollen, cantaloupe sized prostate.
        okay grandpa

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not needing to piss every five minutes is… LE BAD

          Why?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can fill up a piss bottle in 30 seconds, taking two minutes to do that is a sign of a swollen prostate. get yourself checked.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              at the very least he should stop getting his prostate hammered

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ...What are some alternative solutions?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                frottage

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe fricktard

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did they frick that up moron? He pissed for an abnormally short time and the guards found it odd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >abnormal
      >they found it odd

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >normal to urinate for 2 to 4 minutes

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    t. Ogre

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >had a couple near-accidents while relaxed
    >i'm only 32-34
    incontinence is secretly based or something, right bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah miles davis used to piss himself i believe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you're sitting in a synagogue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can make anything based if you set your mind to it.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >catched

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever establish whether the penis pump belonged to Austin Powers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Austin said it didn't belong to him and he's the protagonist so he would never lie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Swedish made penis enlargers were his kind of bag baby

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You now realise in a blinding flash of clarity that Austin Powers was never funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was hilarious, specially the sex innuendos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only for a moronic broccoli head like you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's very funny. At best, growing up I realized that the sequel is a copy of the first and thus a bit weaker.
      Goldmember didn't change in quality as I grew up, but it's not AWFUL. Just weaker. But it still has many great moments.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm satisfied with the duration and volume of my pisses but I'd like to increase my spray pressure, what can I do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kegels

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I drive a forklift and I've nearly found myself in this situation a few times

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ehh, any decent forklift operator can deal with such things. Their turning radius is incredible, it's just the tines or whatever load you are carrying that causes problems.
      You can get a 20 foot roll of roofing material through a 7 foot garage door with clever turning and maneuvering.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never claimed to be decent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Factory clown here, my shop has a cart just like that(two seater version thoughever) and I think about this scene every time I drive it

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >normal to urinate for 2 to 4 minutes
    Put me in the screencap.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >atheists will see this and not recognize how it proves intelligent design

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to drink some cans of coors during the weekends. perhaps a dozen or maybe 20 or so. made me piss like hell. took up to 5 minutes for the yellow flow to let go. what a waste of time it was. felt good though

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's ten minute streams.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah baby.

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