>watch Austin powers
>joke is that he… urinates for over 40 seconds
>normal to urinate for 2 to 4 minutes
Any other jokes Hollywood writers fricked up?
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>watch Austin powers. >joke is that he urinates for over 40 seconds. >normal to urinate for 2 to 4 minutes
See a doctor.
>admitting you have a small weak bladder
That's not how that works.
>admitting you have a swollen, cantaloupe sized prostate.
okay grandpa
>not needing to piss every five minutes is… LE BAD
Why?
I can fill up a piss bottle in 30 seconds, taking two minutes to do that is a sign of a swollen prostate. get yourself checked.
at the very least he should stop getting his prostate hammered
...What are some alternative solutions?
frottage
Cringe fricktard
How did they frick that up moron? He pissed for an abnormally short time and the guards found it odd
>abnormal
>they found it odd
>normal to urinate for 2 to 4 minutes
t. Ogre
>had a couple near-accidents while relaxed
>i'm only 32-34
incontinence is secretly based or something, right bros?
yeah miles davis used to piss himself i believe
Only if you're sitting in a synagogue
You can make anything based if you set your mind to it.
>catched
Did they ever establish whether the penis pump belonged to Austin Powers?
Austin said it didn't belong to him and he's the protagonist so he would never lie.
Swedish made penis enlargers were his kind of bag baby
You now realise in a blinding flash of clarity that Austin Powers was never funny.
Shut the frick up
it was hilarious, specially the sex innuendos
only for a moronic broccoli head like you
It's very funny. At best, growing up I realized that the sequel is a copy of the first and thus a bit weaker.
Goldmember didn't change in quality as I grew up, but it's not AWFUL. Just weaker. But it still has many great moments.
I'm satisfied with the duration and volume of my pisses but I'd like to increase my spray pressure, what can I do?
Kegels
I drive a forklift and I've nearly found myself in this situation a few times
Ehh, any decent forklift operator can deal with such things. Their turning radius is incredible, it's just the tines or whatever load you are carrying that causes problems.
You can get a 20 foot roll of roofing material through a 7 foot garage door with clever turning and maneuvering.
I never claimed to be decent.
Factory clown here, my shop has a cart just like that(two seater version thoughever) and I think about this scene every time I drive it
>normal to urinate for 2 to 4 minutes
Put me in the screencap.
>atheists will see this and not recognize how it proves intelligent design
I used to drink some cans of coors during the weekends. perhaps a dozen or maybe 20 or so. made me piss like hell. took up to 5 minutes for the yellow flow to let go. what a waste of time it was. felt good though
For me, it's ten minute streams.
Yeah baby.