>watch movie with girl
>A Character lies
>Girl: "Ugh he's so full of shit, frick that guy!"
>Character says something sarcastic
>Girl verbally states what they actually meant
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movie with girl
Male or female girl?
Don't forget the million questions about the plot of the film you're both currently watching for the first time. I don't know how many times I've wanted to reach out and start shaking the b***h I'm watching a film with, "it'll be explained later, c**t! The narrative sets up questions it ends up answering later - that's how all stories work!
Literally this, we were eating popcorn and my girlfriend asked me what the movie was about. I dumped the popcorn on the floor and told her to vacuum it up. Needless to say we don’t watch movies together anymore.
here's yuore reddit gold, sir
You sound like a terrible person and she is definitely cheating on you
>t.giant man baby doesn’t have the patience for a woman
You will die alone, kys.
>Tolerating anything just to be with a woman
Yikes
It’s a general question about the movie? You are a fricking moron and will never get laid
I fricked you're mum lmao
Frick off you pussy whipped nonce. Go bounce on your gfs strap on since she's the only one with balls in your relationship.
most based post I’ve read in months
Incel spotted
Shut the frick up dude, it’s not okay to treat women like that especially if she’s not doing anything wrong. I fricking spit on fascists like you
hope she sees this. oh wait, she's fricking apolitical meatheads from tinder while you larp about fascism on the internet LOL
holy based
Did you forget to change your diaper this morning? YWNBAW
She left you no choice King
You have to go back
trying to use the fiilm as a point of socialization she doesn't actually give a shit about the movie
this is why girls have stopped watching movies with you
What is it with women and constantly needing to socialize? Shit's beyond draining
>when they ask about something thats being hinted at but hasnt occurred yet
>when they ask what the person just said when it was very clearly audible
>when they ask what a person meant by x
>when they basically ask for you to describe the ongoing plot in the middle of a exposition conversation
This only happens to me with young cousins or nephews
Are you dating 12 year olds?
REDDIT
>girl
Everyone knows you're talking about your mothers.
you’re just an assmad c**t who’s probably never been on a single date before
You're a shameless homosexual who gossips about his own mother for anonymous approval.
You've clearly never dated a woman if you haven't had these experiences watching a movie with them. They're ALL like this.
/thread
Frick women btw except moms because moms are saints
My mom was awful, she’d lock me in a shed with a literal hornets nest in it back when I was growing up in the 80’s. I don’t date women anymore
>show a fwb American Psycho
>Character says something sexist
>Girl: what a stupid butthole! You're no genius either buddy!! >:(
>Patrick talks about murder
>Girl: Uhm...ok, that just happened
I couldn't do it. I'd rather be an incel than sit with a philistine.
Uhhh.... you're supposed to be fricking them not watching the movie anon
>BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
>I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM
>LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER
>FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER
>BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
>says "im bored" halfway through film
>expects me to stop watching
>takes remote and tries finding something else even though I stop her every time
>goes on her phone instead but keeps asking how long until its over
>says thank god when it ends