>watch new batman movie
>watch this scene
>instead of gliding with a cape batman flies with a squirrel suit
>redditors say it's cuz muh realism
>survives impacting the ground at a high velocity hitting into a moving vehicle
>realism
>reddit also says batman is in his second year so he's meant to be a shit hero
Reddit ruins everything nowadays
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No. I'll watch and consume whatever I want. I'll rape you if you say otherwise, sirs.I do the sneedful.
People can survive all sorts of fricked up shit and it’s a movie.
>People can survive all sorts of fricked up shit
You and they look deformed afterwards. Batman just walks it off.
>You and they look deformed afterwards.
Not always the case. Also, he is wearing the best armor money can buy.
>Penguin car chase
>entire highway a fiery deathtrap with like dozens of vehicles exploding everywhere
>grabs Penguin
>asks him a question
>lets him go
So.... how about those people that just got killed during the chase?
They also just caught him with a dead body right before lol
My favorite part about that scene is how it ended. You have Penguin upside down looking terrified as Batman approaches him. Honestly, it's a well shot scene of Batman walking with a firey background. It should have ended there. But then they felt it had to end with Batman making it to the car and... just bending over awkwardly to look in the car from Penguins pov. I loled.
Realistic Batman sucks butt. Just let him interact with other heroes and fight magical villains like he does all the time in every other medium.
>more real world fictional character in imaginary world sucks!
>fake characters should be more magic!
...you have to be 18 to post here, summer friend.
And just recently before that he took a bomb to face without getting a single burn mark. And his suit is strong that even rifle rounds bounce off at close range. I'm sure the US military would love to get their hands on that. It would revolutionize modern warfare.
>be you
>not watch movie
...it clearly shows him covering his face, with his armored arms, anon, when the P.E.D. explodes, which is very limited in HE capacity & range, along with power, as the unabomber will tell you.
>muh pistol & rifle rounds bounce right off!
...yes, anon...ablative geometrical designs of personal armor come in all types of design to include limited area plates that are meant to deflect AND stop in secondary, but due to size & weight, are limited to chest, trunk & back as it restricts movement.
My only surprise is how stupid /tv has become in its' desperate search for posting quota (You)'s.
homosexual, Batman is shot a close range on HIS FRICKING FACE and the OBVIOUS LEATHER MASK protected his head.
The movie sucks.
He covers his face with his arm at the last microsecond. Easily missable, but it's there.
The explosive charges were relatively small anyway, that's how Alfred survived by throwing the bomb away.
Why aren't his limbs fricked up then?
honestly regardless of how good or shit the movie was, that scene where he was gliding and then face planted into a pole and slammed into a truck was funny as frick to watch
>redditors say
wtf are you doing on reddit, op?
redditors even say that shit on here, it's fricked up
I don't care about realism, but that scene is just shot so horribly. It looks hideous.
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>Reddit ruins everything
rent free lmao.
i'd say "stop going", but you really need to go back and stay there.
>Oh LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME
>I'm a "GOLD STAR" Cinemaphilener
>NEVER had a Reddit account, or even BEEN to Reddit lmao
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just stop, you're embarrassing yourselves. no one is better than anyone else. just keep Reddit's name out of your mouth, tbh senpai baka
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>watch Watchmen
>Rorschach is punching people through walls in slow mo and shit
wtf
Watchmen isn't meant to be realistic.
there is ONE (1) character with super powers in the comic book
in the Snyder version they all have super powers, for some reason. and they're called 'the Watchmen' which is dumb.
>in the Snyder version they all have super powers, for some reason. and they're called 'the Watchmen' which is dumb.
Because the movie wasn't meant to be realistic.
Well they are absolutely right on all points.
Him hitting the bridge was a bit shit but second year thing is legit.
If they improve the glider and his approach in the next one then it's gonna be kino.
>but second year thing is legit.
If the guy sucks so much fighting crime for two years he'd be already fricking dead, so no it isn't legit. It is cope and shilling for a bad product.
He mostly sucked at being a detective though, not at fighting physically. Why would he be dead.
Because his arms are shielded by his suit and the explosive charge is relatively weak.
>not at fighting physically.
He sucks at fighting as well. The magical invincible armor does 90% of the work. He's slow and does the same fricking moves over and over again.
Actually I agree. The armor was too overpowered and he just rushes into fights without any subtlety or trickery.
Maybe they wanted to make the point that this Batman is angry and just does bruteforcing instead of thinking so they had to make the armor stronger for him to not get shot to death.
If in the next movie he doesnt get smarter and actually start using distraction tactics then it's over. They have a chance to salvage that part and advance his character but we'll see.
stop thinking about what reddit says, its just marketing/commercials at this point
the movie looked like shit from a mile away.
You too
this is really the shittiest form of live action batman we've had in a long time
not to mention riddler, alfred, catwoman and gordon were cast poorly in this movie
Wrong, it's in many ways better than the Nolan garbage.
Gordon is great, despite being black Catwoman is great, despite being black. Alfred is okay, but I like the stereotypical old butler more.
Would be better if they actually cast white actors but it's fine.
>Gordon is great
All he does throughout the movie is repeat what was said by other characters seconds before while whispering.
>despite being black Catwoman is great
Terrible actress and ugly broad.
>Alfred is okay
No charisma or chemistry with Robert Pattinson.
Batman for being a character with not super powers had many fantasy stuff in his lore that its his impossitle to take him seriously a man dressed as a literal bat he is best detective of the world the best martial artist Batman is a character made for Kids Alan Moore was right
imagine caring what people from a website say about a comic book movie
Great looking movie. Loved the GoPro Pov.