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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me 13 good reasons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. Scully
      2. Scully
      3. Scully
      4. Scully
      5. Scully
      6. Scully
      7. Scully
      8. Scully
      9. Scully
      10. Scully
      11. Scully
      12. Scully
      13. Scully

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Been to school with a girl who looked just like her

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve only ever had sex with one girl and it was 8 years ago but she had red hair and blue eyes and I think it’s why I’m so attracted to scully

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >8 year dry spell
            I went 9 years once. Whatever's holding you back, get over it and get out there. Time waits for no one.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              bullshit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                My nine year dry spell or time not waiting for anyone?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              i tried after years long drought and it was a disaster

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally feel like I’m a virgin despite fricking the girl like 300 times because it’s been so long

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine how many she has fricked in the same time period.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                for me it was worse than virgin because i could tell how shit i was

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally feel like I’m a virgin despite fricking the girl like 300 times because it’s been so long

                Yeah that's where I was. Had a long term gf in college then didn't get laid from 26-35. When I finally did have sex again I had those thoughts, like it's been so long that I'm basically a virgin again. But that's not how it went, it was like the dry spell never even happened. Your body doesn't forget how to frick.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                for me it was worse than virgin because i could tell how shit i was

                I literally feel like I’m a virgin despite fricking the girl like 300 times because it’s been so long

                i tried after years long drought and it was a disaster

                can you homosexuals go suck each other off somewhere else

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have sex :^)

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, it makes it hard to shill with these friendly conversations

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ex was a scully (hnng)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bros she's Unironically perfect

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the perfect woman
        everyone who disagrees is wrong 🙂

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >00:00-00:04
        anal?
        >00:05-00:07
        lesbian?
        >00:08
        feet?
        >00:09-00:10
        bbc?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's pure sex

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read that as 13 goon seasons.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already have. It's pretty good.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on season 4, it's been very fun so far. Easily 10 winners for every stinker.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you missed out
    "but only the first seven seasons and the first movie"
    which is crucial

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to but the outdated problematic dialogue makes it hard to sit through.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That character was funny though...no, I'm still addicted to crack.

        Been to school with a girl who looked just like her

        My sister is a slightly uglier Skully.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >outdated problematic

      only soi cucks use those words

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahah! Best advertisement for the show I've seen so far.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still think it's so funny that they didn't even consider the possibility of it being a lesbian relationship "we saw a unidentified person enter with this girl, and then ten minutes later a women left, clearly this must be a shape shifter"

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch The X-Files with me in bed

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mulder, i know i just held and examined an alien fetus but i just can't believe aliens exist. you're crazy. yes i'm still holding an alien but i cannot believe they exist.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they must have given her that flaw to balance out her perfect she is. otherwise it would have been too overwhelming. you just need something to ground you a bit

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made it up to almost the end of season 4 when I was about 19 or 20. I’m 25 now, should I try again?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes. you should start from the beginning again, maybe skip if you remember the episode well still and then contnue from season 4.
      also don't forget to watch the first x-files movie between seasons 5 and 6.
      everythign after season 7 is optional. the quality drops off increasingly throughout the final two seasons, old main characters leave, new guys join but are nowhere near as iconic or charismatic as the original ones

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, Margaret Thatcher looked like that?!

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love her so much
    I'd make sweet sweet love to her, then fall asleep together and wake up smiling while looking in our eyes
    I'd get a blowie too

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished S05. Figh the Future next.
    This is my first rewatch of the entire show.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it comes on tv every day on comet if you have an antenna

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy it friend. i watched it like 3-4 times throughout the late 00s and 2010s and i think i will do again in a couple of decades. now it feels as if i've seen it all and know every episode by heart

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mulder... you know that son I've been worrying about for years? The one you thought was yours? Turns out your dad raped me and that was your half-brother so frick that kid. The good news is, my 55 year old uterus is pregnant again. It's another miracle and this one is yours frfr...
    The absolute state of X-files gays.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      S10 and 11 aren't canon, falseflagging homosexual

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the first time I ever watched this show was with my dad. There was nothing on tv and my dad said “well let’s see what this is about” and it was the episode with the old psychic man from Everybody Loves Raymond. We enjoyed it but I never watched it again for a few years. Wasn’t until much later that I found out that’s one of the most popular episodes.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    blogposters

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m sorry, I got a little carried away.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    requesting webm of mulder on shrooms

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm officially reopening the X-Files

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you guys think he survived the finale?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just want to team up with skinner and go bust some heads

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Walter. We all know you killed those call girls. Stop calling it an x-file

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SIR LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SMUGGY

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    too bad both main actors suck shit and can't emote. two androids. maybe that explains the high prevalence of autism in the fanbase

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wish we could get a cozy x files general. these threads dont last long...

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually just started my first re-watch in years last night. I'm only on episode 3 of season 1.

    I'll probably burn out from watching because there's too many episodes by season 4 or 5 though, season 6 and beyond is when the quality starts to seriously degrade.
    Also, frick those reboot episode, they were trash.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this scene necessary?

    • 7 months ago
      Dr. John Smith

      The most essential scene of the hole show

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incredible how we never got this shit again. Wtf were they thinking keeping it from us?

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=4m2s
    >you will never have a giggle with Gillian Anderson in a room full of corpses

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mulder, this "wall" you're always ranting about sounds like incel nonsense

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's 1996 or 1997. Perfection

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's something special about 2001

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She clearly hit it on 2004, anything looking decent further than that is good photography, not good genes. That said she definitely has better genes than average.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do I have low standards if I don't see it? She rocks all the way through

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      2019 is some hardcore queen evil vibes. I want her to scoff at me with disgust and comic pity.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meredith Stout energy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she looks like that corpo lady from CP2077

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meredith Stout energy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus 2016 was truly a blessed year for the world.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you have an old pic of your mom from when you were 5yrs old that you keep on your dresser and she looks exactly like 2004 pic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You shouldn't be posting on Cinemaphile Piper.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ROLL!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my god

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        new season out
        it sucks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, its 2013

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the alien stuff ever come to a conclusion in the show or is the movie the definitive answer to aliums?
    What I mean is, did they ever stop with the bullshit supersoldiers story line to come back to basics?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it turns out aliens are real.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think anything from the movie is ever brought up again and they just kinda pretend it never happened.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of drifts off late seasons, needs the films to pad it out.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure whats it about

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch The Lone Gunmen

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >show airs on Fox
    >main character is named Fox
    Who writes this shit?

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Mulder wish for his sister to come back?

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    man face

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that's how you really feel, I think Skinner is more up your alley.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ah, Deputy Director Kersh! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just started watching it. What's the best point to drop off?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll know.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunately, not long after based man joins the cast

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will know exactly when it happens

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When Mulder leaves the show. Don't make the mistake of quitting at S5; S6-7 contain some of the best episodes of the show.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i love this guy and wish i saw him in more shit back in the day

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well thank god he was in the x-files, otherwise we would have never gotten chuck.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i couldn't watch past s1. that shit was just bad.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              filtered

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                she hit the wall so hard by the end. people watched 6 seasons of this kek

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember how I got here

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm up to season 3 and it's giving me massive "lol were not gonna give you any answers and instead blue balls you every episode for 20 billion seasons" vibe.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched like half of the first season recently. It's fricking terrible but I like it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's fricking terrible
      SEASON ONE IS LITERALLY THE BEST SEASON WHAT THE FRICK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU moronic Black person

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this some sort of meme i'm unaware of? s1 is fine, the early seasons/thing of the week are the best ones?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          season 1 - 5 is objectively perfect
          season 6 - 7 is fine
          everything past 7 is unwatchable

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            except that one episode with scully's tummy

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              there were tummy shots in better seasons

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              havent thought about the time they hired the t-1000 to be on xfiles in 30 years

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >90s atmosphere
      >made on film
      >spooky
      >11/10 chemistry between Duchovny and GA
      Don't care how formulaic and repetitive the show gets, these things are enough to keep it max comfy on rewatches

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    only her ancestor could have made Enkidu come to Uruk

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanted to become an ufologist when i was a kid because of this show

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you think /x/ was made?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i never thought about that, actually.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't more criminals try and flirt with Scully. Especially when they went to talk to them in prison?

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    smelling gillian's mommy musk!!

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