i tried after years long drought and it was a disaster
7 months ago
Anonymous
I literally feel like I’m a virgin despite fricking the girl like 300 times because it’s been so long
7 months ago
Anonymous
Imagine how many she has fricked in the same time period.
7 months ago
Anonymous
for me it was worse than virgin because i could tell how shit i was
7 months ago
Anonymous
I literally feel like I’m a virgin despite fricking the girl like 300 times because it’s been so long
Yeah that's where I was. Had a long term gf in college then didn't get laid from 26-35. When I finally did have sex again I had those thoughts, like it's been so long that I'm basically a virgin again. But that's not how it went, it was like the dry spell never even happened. Your body doesn't forget how to frick.
7 months ago
Anonymous
for me it was worse than virgin because i could tell how shit i was
I literally feel like I’m a virgin despite fricking the girl like 300 times because it’s been so long
i tried after years long drought and it was a disaster
can you homosexuals go suck each other off somewhere else
7 months ago
Anonymous
7 months ago
Anonymous
Have sex :^)
7 months ago
Anonymous
yeah, it makes it hard to shill with these friendly conversations
I still think it's so funny that they didn't even consider the possibility of it being a lesbian relationship "we saw a unidentified person enter with this girl, and then ten minutes later a women left, clearly this must be a shape shifter"
>mulder, i know i just held and examined an alien fetus but i just can't believe aliens exist. you're crazy. yes i'm still holding an alien but i cannot believe they exist.
they must have given her that flaw to balance out her perfect she is. otherwise it would have been too overwhelming. you just need something to ground you a bit
yes. you should start from the beginning again, maybe skip if you remember the episode well still and then contnue from season 4.
also don't forget to watch the first x-files movie between seasons 5 and 6.
everythign after season 7 is optional. the quality drops off increasingly throughout the final two seasons, old main characters leave, new guys join but are nowhere near as iconic or charismatic as the original ones
enjoy it friend. i watched it like 3-4 times throughout the late 00s and 2010s and i think i will do again in a couple of decades. now it feels as if i've seen it all and know every episode by heart
>Mulder... you know that son I've been worrying about for years? The one you thought was yours? Turns out your dad raped me and that was your half-brother so frick that kid. The good news is, my 55 year old uterus is pregnant again. It's another miracle and this one is yours frfr...
The absolute state of X-files gays.
I remember the first time I ever watched this show was with my dad. There was nothing on tv and my dad said “well let’s see what this is about” and it was the episode with the old psychic man from Everybody Loves Raymond. We enjoyed it but I never watched it again for a few years. Wasn’t until much later that I found out that’s one of the most popular episodes.
I actually just started my first re-watch in years last night. I'm only on episode 3 of season 1.
I'll probably burn out from watching because there's too many episodes by season 4 or 5 though, season 6 and beyond is when the quality starts to seriously degrade.
Also, frick those reboot episode, they were trash.
She clearly hit it on 2004, anything looking decent further than that is good photography, not good genes. That said she definitely has better genes than average.
Did the alien stuff ever come to a conclusion in the show or is the movie the definitive answer to aliums?
What I mean is, did they ever stop with the bullshit supersoldiers story line to come back to basics?
I'm up to season 3 and it's giving me massive "lol were not gonna give you any answers and instead blue balls you every episode for 20 billion seasons" vibe.
>90s atmosphere >made on film >spooky >11/10 chemistry between Duchovny and GA
Don't care how formulaic and repetitive the show gets, these things are enough to keep it max comfy on rewatches
Give me 13 good reasons.
1. Scully
2. Scully
3. Scully
4. Scully
5. Scully
6. Scully
7. Scully
8. Scully
9. Scully
10. Scully
11. Scully
12. Scully
13. Scully
Been to school with a girl who looked just like her
I’ve only ever had sex with one girl and it was 8 years ago but she had red hair and blue eyes and I think it’s why I’m so attracted to scully
>8 year dry spell
I went 9 years once. Whatever's holding you back, get over it and get out there. Time waits for no one.
bullshit
My nine year dry spell or time not waiting for anyone?
i tried after years long drought and it was a disaster
I literally feel like I’m a virgin despite fricking the girl like 300 times because it’s been so long
Imagine how many she has fricked in the same time period.
for me it was worse than virgin because i could tell how shit i was
Yeah that's where I was. Had a long term gf in college then didn't get laid from 26-35. When I finally did have sex again I had those thoughts, like it's been so long that I'm basically a virgin again. But that's not how it went, it was like the dry spell never even happened. Your body doesn't forget how to frick.
can you homosexuals go suck each other off somewhere else
Have sex :^)
yeah, it makes it hard to shill with these friendly conversations
Ex was a scully (hnng)
Bros she's Unironically perfect
the perfect woman
everyone who disagrees is wrong 🙂
>00:00-00:04
anal?
>00:05-00:07
lesbian?
>00:08
feet?
>00:09-00:10
bbc?
she's pure sex
I read that as 13 goon seasons.
I already have. It's pretty good.
I'm on season 4, it's been very fun so far. Easily 10 winners for every stinker.
you missed out
"but only the first seven seasons and the first movie"
which is crucial
I'm trying to but the outdated problematic dialogue makes it hard to sit through.
That character was funny though...no, I'm still addicted to crack.
My sister is a slightly uglier Skully.
>outdated problematic
only soi cucks use those words
Hahah! Best advertisement for the show I've seen so far.
I still think it's so funny that they didn't even consider the possibility of it being a lesbian relationship "we saw a unidentified person enter with this girl, and then ten minutes later a women left, clearly this must be a shape shifter"
Watch The X-Files with me in bed
>mulder, i know i just held and examined an alien fetus but i just can't believe aliens exist. you're crazy. yes i'm still holding an alien but i cannot believe they exist.
they must have given her that flaw to balance out her perfect she is. otherwise it would have been too overwhelming. you just need something to ground you a bit
I made it up to almost the end of season 4 when I was about 19 or 20. I’m 25 now, should I try again?
yes. you should start from the beginning again, maybe skip if you remember the episode well still and then contnue from season 4.
also don't forget to watch the first x-files movie between seasons 5 and 6.
everythign after season 7 is optional. the quality drops off increasingly throughout the final two seasons, old main characters leave, new guys join but are nowhere near as iconic or charismatic as the original ones
Damn, Margaret Thatcher looked like that?!
I love her so much
I'd make sweet sweet love to her, then fall asleep together and wake up smiling while looking in our eyes
I'd get a blowie too
Just finished S05. Figh the Future next.
This is my first rewatch of the entire show.
it comes on tv every day on comet if you have an antenna
enjoy it friend. i watched it like 3-4 times throughout the late 00s and 2010s and i think i will do again in a couple of decades. now it feels as if i've seen it all and know every episode by heart
>Mulder... you know that son I've been worrying about for years? The one you thought was yours? Turns out your dad raped me and that was your half-brother so frick that kid. The good news is, my 55 year old uterus is pregnant again. It's another miracle and this one is yours frfr...
The absolute state of X-files gays.
S10 and 11 aren't canon, falseflagging homosexual
I remember the first time I ever watched this show was with my dad. There was nothing on tv and my dad said “well let’s see what this is about” and it was the episode with the old psychic man from Everybody Loves Raymond. We enjoyed it but I never watched it again for a few years. Wasn’t until much later that I found out that’s one of the most popular episodes.
blogposters
I’m sorry, I got a little carried away.
requesting webm of mulder on shrooms
I'm officially reopening the X-Files
Do you guys think he survived the finale?
i just want to team up with skinner and go bust some heads
>Walter. We all know you killed those call girls. Stop calling it an x-file
SIR LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU
SMUGGY
too bad both main actors suck shit and can't emote. two androids. maybe that explains the high prevalence of autism in the fanbase
wish we could get a cozy x files general. these threads dont last long...
I actually just started my first re-watch in years last night. I'm only on episode 3 of season 1.
I'll probably burn out from watching because there's too many episodes by season 4 or 5 though, season 6 and beyond is when the quality starts to seriously degrade.
Also, frick those reboot episode, they were trash.
Was this scene necessary?
The most essential scene of the hole show
Incredible how we never got this shit again. Wtf were they thinking keeping it from us?
?t=4m2s
>you will never have a giggle with Gillian Anderson in a room full of corpses
>Mulder, this "wall" you're always ranting about sounds like incel nonsense
For me, it's 1996 or 1997. Perfection
There's something special about 2001
She clearly hit it on 2004, anything looking decent further than that is good photography, not good genes. That said she definitely has better genes than average.
Do I have low standards if I don't see it? She rocks all the way through
2019 is some hardcore queen evil vibes. I want her to scoff at me with disgust and comic pity.
Meredith Stout energy
she looks like that corpo lady from CP2077
Jesus 2016 was truly a blessed year for the world.
>tfw you have an old pic of your mom from when you were 5yrs old that you keep on your dresser and she looks exactly like 2004 pic.
You shouldn't be posting on Cinemaphile Piper.
ROLL!
my god
new season out
it sucks
for me, its 2013
Did the alien stuff ever come to a conclusion in the show or is the movie the definitive answer to aliums?
What I mean is, did they ever stop with the bullshit supersoldiers story line to come back to basics?
Yeah, it turns out aliens are real.
I don't think anything from the movie is ever brought up again and they just kinda pretend it never happened.
Kind of drifts off late seasons, needs the films to pad it out.
sure whats it about
Watch The Lone Gunmen
>show airs on Fox
>main character is named Fox
Who writes this shit?
Why didn't Mulder wish for his sister to come back?
man face
If that's how you really feel, I think Skinner is more up your alley.
>Ah, Deputy Director Kersh! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Just started watching it. What's the best point to drop off?
You'll know.
unfortunately, not long after based man joins the cast
you will know exactly when it happens
When Mulder leaves the show. Don't make the mistake of quitting at S5; S6-7 contain some of the best episodes of the show.
i love this guy and wish i saw him in more shit back in the day
Well thank god he was in the x-files, otherwise we would have never gotten chuck.
i couldn't watch past s1. that shit was just bad.
filtered
she hit the wall so hard by the end. people watched 6 seasons of this kek
I don't remember how I got here
I'm up to season 3 and it's giving me massive "lol were not gonna give you any answers and instead blue balls you every episode for 20 billion seasons" vibe.
I watched like half of the first season recently. It's fricking terrible but I like it.
>It's fricking terrible
SEASON ONE IS LITERALLY THE BEST SEASON WHAT THE FRICK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU moronic Black person
is this some sort of meme i'm unaware of? s1 is fine, the early seasons/thing of the week are the best ones?
season 1 - 5 is objectively perfect
season 6 - 7 is fine
everything past 7 is unwatchable
except that one episode with scully's tummy
there were tummy shots in better seasons
havent thought about the time they hired the t-1000 to be on xfiles in 30 years
>90s atmosphere
>made on film
>spooky
>11/10 chemistry between Duchovny and GA
Don't care how formulaic and repetitive the show gets, these things are enough to keep it max comfy on rewatches
only her ancestor could have made Enkidu come to Uruk
i wanted to become an ufologist when i was a kid because of this show
how do you think /x/ was made?
i never thought about that, actually.
Why didn't more criminals try and flirt with Scully. Especially when they went to talk to them in prison?
smelling gillian's mommy musk!!