>watching californication
>side characters wife makes him wear a wiener cage as penance for cheating
>she immediately starts cheating on him once his dick is locked up and only she has the key
This show came out in like 2008. How was this allowed on tv. Why was David Duchovny starring in it?
>zoomer moment
I feel like you didn't even watch the show or even know who David is.
cause David Duchovny was in his last years of being hot and the show wanted to take advantage of that as much as possible and good for them, couldn't make that show today
He literally rapes an underage girl in episode 1. Then irs treated like a joke. Gross show
she tricked him and it haunts him for half the show
also pipe down zoomer
weak bait
It was another time (pre-MeToo)
>Then irs treated like a joke.
unbelievable, I hope they made a full audit of the studio because of that
>she was only 27 you sick frick
If this is underage then lock me up and throw away the key
>watching first episode
>"nice"
>credits roll
>"Madeline Zima? Where do I know that name from..."
It was not nice, I had a crush on her as a little kid.
She's a druggy and a smoker and I love it
Stop being a cry baby homosexual.
Her breasts are great. The Collector.
THE NANNY NAMED FRAN!
This b***h looked like she had down syndrome. Nice body, but the neck and the face is a let down
I think that's what made the matchup between high schooler and washed-up ex-writer believeable
he's still hot.. he can get it fr
Nah he still makes fangirls of all ages wet. He's probably the only male celebrity that roasties didn't try to cancel for dating a girl half his age, she was 25 when they met.
>dat nose
kek i would have blurred that face
Nose recognize nose.
I'm watching the xfiles and he's so fricking based. Gonna do Californication next
God dang it Bobby
b***h was hot
At the time she was fugly. Today in retrospect she looks hot relative to the disgusting women casted by lesbian Black folk. The absolute state of 2024
She was definitely a would back then too except when her mouth was moving. She sounds like a israeli grandma.
Pamela Adlon became hot in middle age. Prove me wrong.
No.
Watch any films she made as a teenager and you lose
She really has that late-00s pornstar look, although to be fair so do most of the female characters in Californication
>She really has that late-00s pornstar look
Must be why I find her so hot.
>locks him in chastity
>doesnt peg him roughly each night with an 11 incher
waste
She tried anal with him early on and he was pissing and moaning about how awful that was for an entire season
never mind then, props to her for being a go getter
Because he had a BWC, I thought? Girls always complain to me when I force them to do anal, 9.5" is a lot.
She was on top
FUN FACT: it was her daughter Gideon, who was with Jenna Ortega when she got caught smoking
They're BFFs
is that booby hill?
Yes.
DUSTY OLD BONES
>Why was David Duchovny starring in it?
He's literally just playing himself in that show.
Chastity cage is nothing more than a femdom fantasy. You can slip out anytime. So no matter how hot it sounds to have cheating wife holding your keys, it will never work.
I loved this show. The RocketMan ending is pure fricking kino. They should not have continued the show after the ending with him driving thru the sunset to see his wife and child though, the new season with Becca grown up is horrible.
I forgot how much I hated the women in his life, Karen and Becca were buzzkills and so c**ty.
Karen literally drained any life of any scene she was a part with lol becca was fine since she had very few lines but her grown up version literally was cancer.
>Californication
>Bojack Horseman
>Silicon Valley
The unholy trinity of shows that capture just how much of an utter shithole California is, and how obnoxious most Californians are, can teevee think of any others?
Most of the main characters are from New York
Yes and they constantly complain about California and the people
Most of the main characters from IRL Cali aren’t from California either
And they got utterly corrupted once they set foot in California.
Kind of insane how much Bojack Horseman stole from this show
>normal words
>Adlon is known for (...) and Californication (2007–2014)
That show went for SEVEN SEASONS?!
What the hell did they even do after season 2?
It’s softcore porn masquerading as a drama, there’s never really much of a plotline, every time the writers don’t know what to do they just have Hank fall off the wagon again or get in trouble for doing something illegal again
or some stunt casting
that chick from lost was hot af in this and runkle is based thats all i remember
no, anyone involved with "the gang try making porn and successfully improvise" trope needs to hang.
>How was this allowed on tv
The draft can't come soon enough for you moronic little homosexuals.
>How was this allowed on tv.
what do you mean?
Zoomers don't know what cable is and they think all tv was strictly puritanical right until streaming services came along.
Like how did this scene get OK'd by the show's intimacy coordinators?
I want a dOminatrix so much... I want her to peg me, to make me kneel, to make me suck a plastic dildo, to force me to watch gay porn... but all women I meet are so mild... Everyone says women these days are prostitute, but must of them are very innocent and boring in bed.
I'll never forgive him for being in that craft reboot.
Is this show worth watching in 2024?
Yes but the fact that shows/movies like that will never be made again, at least in the foreseeable future, may be a letdown.
>>side characters wife makes him wear a wiener cage
Hot
>as penance for cheating
Not hot
>she immediately starts cheating on him
Massive turnoff