>watching die hard with family for christmas
>mother keeps pointing out every ‘sexist moment’ and shaking her head
when will it end, my dad and i keep telling her to
>SHHHH
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>watching die hard with family for christmas
I bet she doesnt think Bruce Willis showing off his hunky muscles in a vest is sexist. tell her if she carries on you will break her arm
i would never break her arm anon that isnt the spirit of christmas >.< i tell her to shush and then i take the kitten from her lap and put it onto mine
>take the kitten from her lap and put it onto mine
I hope you're just being edgy on the internet, either way you're sick anon
What sexist moments?
That time when Holly didn't single handedly take down the terrorists with her bare hands.
literally any moment with a woman idfk shes insane
Maybe the name thing. Where John gives her a little banter about going back to her maiden name since they’re still married. Maybe…but I’m just brainstorming here
haha it looks like he’s wearing a hat 🙂
HAHAHAHAHA IKR I TOOK A SCREENSHOT
>my cuck dad took a feminazi as wife
>my mother lover is ok with it.
Your parents will divorce soon.
Your brainwashed mother will take everything away from him and your simping father will still be happy.
Brave new world.
My sister asked me to find a movie to watch tommorow. Last year we watched die hard, this year I am thinking of pic rel but I am not sure.
Any ideas anons?
the Last Unicorn
You could always watch something that's actually about Christmas, anon. Or just watch the Die Hard sequels like the burger you are.
yeah because girls fricking love lord of the rings. are you trying to bore her to death?
All girlfriends I had loved it. Maybe don't date soulless hookers?
lord of the rings is cringe and for gays or boring pieces of shit
Post hands. You won't.
why does everyone always ask to post hands NO im not some prostitute im not desperate im not posting any part of myself on Cinemaphile thats cringe and gauche
>You won't
Knew it, Black.
U THINK IM BLACK???
*know
do i really have black energy ( ; ω ; ) or are u just being a jerk for no reason. are you the grinch.
The former, and I'm not trying to be mean here. Just being honest.
im NOT black. not sending pic for previously said reasons so make up ur own mind but i promise on the miracle of christmas that im not black
Sure.
Just pop in Elf so you can jerk off under the covers to prime Deschanel
why are you so insanely disgusting
Watch Jingle all the way, it's goofy Christmas kino
youre posting here in the middle of a movie, youre worse than her
my parents got up to pee and get more wine pls spare me anon
The first is debatable but die hard 2 is more Christmasy. It even has snow and is emphasized
Does she ring a bell every time she notices perceived misogyny?
you should probably humble her before she votes biden into office again
give her a bell and make her ring it everytime something like that happens on a movie.
my dad would just say nothing
I always thought he had no opinions
It made me think he was kind of dumb
But a long time later, after they'd divorced, I realized that he thought she was moronic and was just keeping quiet to avoid an argument
die hard with family for christmas
keeps pointing out every ‘sexist moment’ and shaking her head
your father is a very patient man.
oh my god you have no idea honestly and shes obsessed with palestine and shes like the stereotype of woke woman ok i dont want to be too mean bc i love her shes just very extreme but she does mean well
No woman has ever meant well, they just want to get attention.
My wife is the opposite. We need two little bells for my couch.
I feel sorry for you OP. Next year is going to be hell.
You can tell your mom I think she’s a stupid b***h
shut the frick up
You can also tell her that her son is a huge pussy, pussy
Your mom is full of shit and definitely saw the movie and liked it when it came out. I can't stand weak-minded psyop'd normies.
>watching a cool action movie from days of yore with women
you will never have a good time. i know she's your mom and all but she's still a woman
im so sick of you stupid durrr brain dead FRICKING IDIOTS you see one woman and think its every single one u moronic fricks im a woman too just get a fricking life
No one cares.
i care
second
Punch her in the throat
>Not spending Xmas all alone
NGMI
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