>watching kino with family
>fat virgin comic relief character gets introduced
>sister bursts out laughing and shouts "THATS ANON!"
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>watching kino with family. >fat virgin comic relief character gets introduced
My dad makes fun of me for being 22 years old and still a virgin. He even calls me "Virgy" instead of my real name in front of my friends and women and then he laughs and walks off.
you should beat him up. I know he's much bigger than you, but I still stand by this. He sounds like a total homosexual, just lift weights and train a little martial arts. If your dad bullies you, time to humble his boomer ass
Lol she's right, don't be fat - loser.
Ahaha, seriously though? How? I'm like a 6/10 on a good day and even in university at 18 I got laid and dated a hottie.
Man, you're all losers. I'm not even joking, I have had sex and dated multiple women. What am I doing here?
how new are you, normalgay?
I've been posting here since 2014, I'm 25.
you have been posting here for 10 years and now you're surprised to see virgins on Cinemaphile?
improve your larp skills, phoneposting normalgay
tbh i just like to remind you guys how bad you are at living sometimes. i mean it's easy if you're not a literal trog.
Frick your dad in the ass in front of his friends and say 'Not a virgin anymore'
I'd have bought my son an escort if he was a virgin at that age.
Your dad sounds based maybe you should introduce him to Cinemaphile so we can stop reading his homosexual son's posts and read his instead.
>no one recognizes it's pasta
I'm sorry for not being terminally online unlike you. You must be really proud of wasting your time over here lol
The butthurt guy who replied to you made me laugh
i am 26 and i have never held a woman's hand.
42 here. held hands, kissed and touched booba. still posting on Cinemaphile. the future looks bleak
I'm 42 as well. Nice to meet ya, Anon... The only real difference between us is that I bang women... And have college degrees... And I own a home... And two cars... And real estate... And a business... My advice to you: Women like winners... Winners with money... And winners who excessively use an ellipsis mark...
>women like winners
And BBC. All noggers are poor smelly losers but women are all over their BBC
my mom used to call me ugly and a virgin but ever since i brought home multiple women after turning 18 she doesn’t look me in the eye
I have never had sex with a man. I don't want to have sex with a man. I'm just saying I never have and I want that to be very clear.
Likely story, queer.
The funny thing is that I'm actually a cyborg normalgay while also being a kissless virgin.
I go out to pubs and weekend trips with a few of my "friends" every other week or so, I played drums in a grunge band for 5 years, I go to music festivals every summer, never fat or bullied or any noteable trauma, yet I never managed to sexually escalate with any female I ever interacted with.
>I never managed to sexually escalate with any female I ever interacted with
You need to fix this asap bro. See a therapist or talked to a trusted friend and work this shit out. Or try Tinder or get a hooker. Do not just sit back and do nothing.
I'll be honest, I'll probably just do nothing about it. Life is still good and worth living though, even if I die a virgin
It seems like you have a chance to make it, so close yet you have some fear that would not be a fear after the first few times you confront it. good luck though.
ktim
Kek. Your sister sounds based.
Start lifting fatty
If one of my family members called me a virgin I would just rape them and be like "Not anymore".
Being compassionless to incels won’t make them stop doing the things that make women disgusted by them
I hope you spanked her. Or that she at least listens to you jerking off and teases you for it.