>watching movie
>angry character punches the wall in frustration
>the wall cracks, nothing happen to him
>be me
>do the same in real life
>break my fricking hand
>wall remains intact
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Nice follow throw with your swing diptard
>punching the wall stud
>screaming argument with girlfriend
>she goes too fricking far this time
>go to the kitchen, retrieve stud finder
>return to gf, tell her how much she pisses you off
>carefully search for safe spot while telling her how fricking pissed she's making me
>gf breaking up with me
>go to kitchen, retrieve stud finder
>run it across my chest with tears flowing down my cheeks
>*beep* *beep* *beep*
if you aren't man enough to know the stud layout of a typical wall, you deserved it
i cry every time
just go to the nearest door/window/frame and punch 10 inches away from it
>im losing the arguement with gf
>i pull out the stud detector and scan
>i still hit the stud
> not pulling out a stud detector before punching a wall
probably deserves a ban from Cinemaphile
God, I wish I lived in the US.
I have a single drywall wall. Every single other wall in my apartment is literally a meter thick concrete wall. Whenever I need to fasten something I have to bust out my hammer drill and check if I have concrete screw plugs. Lord save me if it's in a hard to reach place or one of the rooms with parquet floor where I have to wield the like 20 lbs hammer drill one hand and my vacuum in the other hand.
>apartment
>meter thick concrete wall
My brother in christ that's a fallout shelter, not an apartment.
should have located the stud and avoided it, moron
those are Hollywood walls, son
now break a beer bottle over your head
American walls are made of cardboard.
Cope I live in a brick house half a million in value and more land than any europoor could get I even just built my own brick fire pit too
Seething
This only works if you are American. In USA the houses are made out of cardboard.
Should watch more Baki, frick men, and get stronger.
>animegay is a homosexual
shocking
you never did this. drywall is like paper mache it gives way with little force.
in the rest of the world we build houses with actual bricks so they don't break that easy
it's just modern houses really, I've moved around a lot and in most of the houses in say, Washington, they're old as shit and are built to last.
Do you mean D.C. or the state?
state. I lived in a 3 storey that was built in the early 20th, shit was solid
If true, OP probably happened to punch where there was a stud.
The state of american housebuilding
You punch brick wall, they punch dry wall, that's the moron part of you anon
Just slap your gf a couple times it's much safer for your hand and cheaper than repairing holes.
You're not drinking enough Monster energy drink to punch through drywall, Kyle.
>Not having a rough approximation of where your studs are from having lived there and hanging shit up
you're no man and have no girlfriend to flex on with a wall punch
>be me
>working at insulation company
>gotta fix an apartment's ceiling
>gotta break up drywall to transport
>hammer all the way in other room
>just punch them into smaller chunks instead
>knuckles are just a little sore after a breaking a dozen or so chunks of drywall
Maybe you should l2punch
get yo weight up homie
Does anyone have the "YOURE GASLIGHTING ME" pic
you need to use a stud finder while you're not pissed, and make a mental note of prime punchin' spots for later. your girl will be gushing when she sees you demolish you home instead of just doing the dishes.
The part where he accidentally slashed his wrist and was too embarrassed to admit he needed medical attention was the best part of the movie.
So what OP actually likely did was punch at a bad angle and make contact with the ring/pinky knuckles rather than the first/middle knuckles. The classic boxer's fracture. No one in movies ever gets one, but very common in reality.
Instead of the stud finder, just put on boxing gloves before you punch the wall. They're designed to protect your hands and she'll think you really are about to deck her and back off the bullshit while you shadow box a fricking half a centimeter from her face tsst tsst tsst tsst
you hit a support column.
avoid hitting walls right on the middle of it, or where 1/3 of it would be, for both lenght and heigth, that's where usually those frickers are, this doesn't guarantee that there isn't a power line there tho, some electricicians are morons.
>farts during emotional dialogue
>leave it in the movie
>Asia starts waking up
>Immediate seething about the US commences
Like clockwork
Asia woke up several hours ago
It is still morning in Asia
you can punch drywall no problem, a brick wall is a different story
american walls are made of plywood
idiot your only supposed to punch drywall in an old pre-90s structure
Real men punch wives not walls.
way to tell us you drink beanmilk without telling us you drink beanmilk
American houses are practically made of cardboard.