Watching this for the first time. What am I in For You guys?

Watching this for the first time.

What am I in For You guys?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Watching this for the first time.
    I’ll call it in.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Random thugs near the edge of the screen who fall over for no reason, when Batman didn't touch them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They knew Batman would frick them up so they took a dive

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nolan = hack

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    a reminder that the joker is an easy way to make a good movie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood this criticism.
      >if you remove the main element that makes this movie good… it becomes worse!
      Like yeah, no fricking shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying there haven't been good batman movies without the joker
        tdr was legit boring trash

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn’t imply that at all, gaylord.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok then im not gonna try and decipher that again

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are also shit movies with the joker in it though like Suicide Squad and Joker. He doesn't' necessarily equal a good movie.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bane?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the French Rips and the hothead guy had this really funky moustache.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHO DO YOU WANT TO CATCH, A BIG GUY, OR THE GUY WHO KILLED HAERVEY DANT??

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    1st boring bad
    2nd joker gud
    3rd meme but boring

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bad film.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weakest of the trilogy
    It's the one that take more liberties with the Batman mythos
    It's still generally good and a fitting ending for this particular Batman
    It's hated here because there is an anti-Nolan sentiment and in these threads you always meet butthurt snydertards and The Shitman's gays
    That's all

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's hated because of its sloppy writing, sloppy directing, lacking captivating, charismatic characters like TDK and completely blue balling the audience out of a real triumph over bane.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bane single handedly ruined it by doing the moronic voice like he was in 60s Batman.

        I remember Knightfall being a decent read but I was like 14. I'm not sure if this movie took from that or if Bane stories were always similar.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember seeing it in the cinema when it released and I genuinely could not make out a single word Bane said.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it didnt. there's more TDKR in this movie, even some dialog is ripped directly from it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I avoided trailers and previews and legit thought it was Mr Freeze when we first heard him on the plane

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greatest since the silent era

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what prodigy music video is this from

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Firestarter

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can nitpick it to death if you want and there's plenty of meme shit in there but in terms of emotional impact it's fricking good as a trilogy closer

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid voices
    Bad punching
    Cool story bro

    Anne Hatheway being hyped up as hot but wasted

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The scope, scale and ambition of this movie is still unmatched in the genre of superhero films. I think it's the biggest swing as an artist that Nolan took with the entire franchise and for some it hits and some it misses. I personally think it is unironically the best movie of the three. It has more layers, it's smarter, Bane is a genuinely captivating character whenever he's on screen, Bale and Caine give their best performances of the series, the score is as great as ever, and there are some monumental set-pieces.

    Batman Begins I think is the least flawed of the series, and The Dark Knight is easily the most intense and gripping. But I appreciate the swings and ambitions of The Dark Knight Rises.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still one of the most surreal movies I've ever seen, every choice in this 3 hour movie is so unreal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much how I feel about it.

      >plane scene fever dream
      >a LOT of the dialogue, more contrived than the usual Nolan, memelines abound
      >Bane manages to bankrupt Bruce with an obviously fraudulent transaction that would probably be reverted by minutes, maybe even automatically
      >that damn charge of the cops in the climax
      >I came back to stop you
      >Talia's death, the death of that cop who was JGL's boss, Bane just getting blown across the room

      It's honestly kino in its own weird little way.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot some:
        >alfred tells you how the movie ends 15 minutes into the movie
        >batman recovering from a crippling back injury by getting punched in the back by a prison "doctor"
        >a 10yo child makes the prison escape jump when hundreds of grown men couldnt
        >the weird timeskip where bane holds the entire city of gotham hostage without anything happening in the meantime
        >bane revealing the truth about harvey dent, his proof is a soggy piece of paper with a "speech written by commissioner gordon" and everyone believes him
        >all of gothams cops go into the sewers at the same time so bane can trap them there
        >the "fusion core" that degrades into a nuke over time so they have to drive it through the city for 5 months

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a big film.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan's heart clearly wasn't in it. He makes clumsy errors here which he didn't in his previous Bat-movies.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprisingly a lot of obvious neutered violence. Like there are scenes that feel like they should've been more violent only for a Bane-controlled Tumbler to roll in front of an execution scene, for example.

    Also, if you're familiar with Baneposting, it can be very hard to take anything in the movie seriously.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bane?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The stuff of legend. I watch it from time to time. I don't even like capeslop or Batman more than any other person but man this trilogy is on some serious meme magic. All of it was perfect.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dislike Anne Hathaway. Should have cast someone else.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did she even do anything in this movie? I only watched it once so I can’t remember.
      I did like the goggles turning into cat ears,.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        she broke a prisoners hand doing a stupid flip

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She killed Bane

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    most boring pile of steaming shit ever

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch the movie because I like Batman
    >barely any Batman in it
    >just a bunch of talking
    Outside of the starting scene it's unironically a really boring action movie.

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