Watching true crime documentaries always makes me think there are a million better ways to get away with murder because of how dumb the criminals make themselves look. With all the stuff they show for premeditation and the prep they do you'd think more criminals would get away with it.
only moronic people murder like this now because anyone with foresight knows it's pretty much impossible to get away with now
there's actually a cult of serial killers, it's called the Democratic Party. look up PizzaGate
50% of murders go unsolved in the US.
you only hear about the ones who get caught because, well, obviously.
there's been some psyop since 2018 or so to make law enforcement look more competent than it really is. hiring of cops who are the first responders to things like this, the standards are stupidly low.
most of those unsolved ones are probably just random bullets flying around in the hood, cant expect anyone to solve those.
You’re fricking moronic. All those murders are just black people having fun with eachother. If you’re white and try to kill someone you know out of passion, you will get caught 10000000000% of the time
>black people having fun with eachother
>killing someone you know out of passion
>not killing random strangers at unpredictable locations using various methods to throw off police
>not doing this 8 times between Oct. 2002 and Mar. 2011
ishygddt
Why would one stop in 2011? Hypothetically
Smart people don't need to commit crimes.
Nobody with an iq above 95 would have married Shanaan and gotten into Chris's situation.
more like intelligent people who happen to be sociopaths find other avenues to assert themselves over people, like getting into business or politics.
Most sociopaths are low IQ contrary to common whatever, but the high IQ ones are often smart enough to realize the actual biological and systematic reasons for most of morality and emulate it in order to benefit and have enjoyable experiences, or to be left alone.
sociopaths aren't real, it's a fake concept
It exists it's just a form of mental moronation.
Psychologists retconned it like they do with all their terminology every 5-50 years because of the stigmas they intentionally create then walk back so they can say the public just misunderstood and is mentally ill kek
Narcissists are very very real, I have a lot of experience dealing with a narcissist family member.
And sociopathy is just a more extreme version of that
they're just buttholes, no need for some fancy name for them
Those are probably coon shit crimes happening in the hood, scuffed sneakers leading to shootings and ghetto lobsters, with cops too fatigued to care.
I can promise you that we are not at the marcies of professer Moriarty out here.
Oh c**thair my god man, you are at thei’re marcy.
Is that achievable natty?
It's pretty hard to get away with murdering your wife because the husband is usually the first suspect
>husband is usually the first suspect
That's why you gotta kill your kids too. Throws the coppers completely off your trail.
Put a knife in the dead kid's hand and you're golden
How could they find him guilty??
chris was a microcosm
big chicken got involved and covered it up
True crime “documentaries” exist solely to make it look impossible to get away with murder.
They actually exist just to propagate anti-white sentiment but go on king
With the amount of cameras, phone tracking and advances in DNA technology it practically is impossible to get away with murder if the cops actually throw resources in solving it.
You bring your phone with you, the cops immediately know if you were in the victims house. Maybe you don't bring your phone with you and the cops have to get doorbell and ATM cameras from the neighborhood - guess who the prime suspect is after they rule out all the people whose phone data shows they went nowhere near the victim's house. Maybe you get an accomplice to carry your phone around or something but then you run the risk of them snitching and good luck trying to explain why your phone was on the other part of town when you were spotted three blocks from the victim's house.
As for DNA with those gene banks and ancestry databases it's practically guaranteed you'll be identified unless your entire family lived innawoods for the past 4 generations or something.
at best if they never find the body because you threw it into a geyser you might be able to get a hung jury. people can still get away with it with israelitey tactics.
>hung jury
MOCK TRIAL WITH J REINHOLDT
You have to be pretty low IQ to commit murder in the first place. The only people good at it were mobsters and they treated it more like a job than anything personal + they had half the police force on their payroll.
The first thing you'd probably notice if you were to try to kill your girlfriend would be how messy it is and how hard it is to actually finish off someone in the first place, which would throw anyone off their intial plan, I would imagine. Add on top of that the fact that you're suspect number 1 and suddenly you'd find yourself scrambling for an alibi
Just slit her throat or bludgeon her to death in the shower. But if you're a moron like Chris that lives in the suburbs where everyone has cameras you're gonna get caught either way.
BTK would have gotten away with it if he understood digital forensics
When I was a kid in the early 2000s I watched a documentary and he hadn't been caught yet. The general consensus was that it would never happen. A year or two later they got him. Crazy stuff.
Actually, all you have to do is put her in a decent BJJ chokehold for about 10 seconds, then kneel on her neck for 2 minutes after she passes out. You can actually feel the heart slowing down. It's pretty cool.
To get rid of the body, wrap in chicken wire, carry to your car at night, and dump in the nearest running body of water that has fish. The chicken wire stops the body from floating while letting the fish pick at it.
schizos like you can never wrap their heads around the fact that the police don't need a body to solve a murder.
they're gonna see in her phone history that you were fighting and that she went to your place last and then you're gonna go to jail for life because you spent so much time thinking about dumping her body that they'll find her car in your driveway
A lack of prior criminal history and some positive testimonies from your friends and family will sink that ship in its port. The courts need more than a motive to convict.
Plus you can just snap the necks of the judge and jury and prosecutor when no one is looking
Mistrial ez
It was dumb because it was solved, agreed
I don't like true crime kinos like zodiac where the bad guy is le smart and they don't catch him
The real crimes are committed by groups of people. Random morons aren’t beholden to criminal organizations beholden to rules of conduct, which developed over hundreds of years. These groups are also more successful. So they don’t rely on low-inhibition people with a low or mid IQ. And they don’t just kill randomly. They leave „civilians“ alone. They only kill people, who talk and not because of psycho-sexual reasons or whatever.
It's another antifreeze/eye drops female killer episode
gimme some truecrime kinos where the killer is pretty clever but they somehow figure it out pls
If you live in hawaii like chris thought he did you can just dump bodies in volcanoes all day
If you try to generate some AI memery and fail this badly how in the hell are you going to still post it and not be tremendously embarrassed
The jank is, in this case, most of the joke, you hysterical troony.
It doesn't make it funnier so most of the joke isn't funny and is just badly done.
this is not good
Reported for low quality. Unbelievably low quality
kek, it's kino!
Cram it, fundie!
>With all the stuff they show for premeditation and the prep they do you'd think more criminals would get away with it.
That's the thing, how would you know about those that get away with, it if they got away with it
>The drive back from the oil fields was uneventful. Chris kept the windows open. Warm Colorado air mixed with the musk of blood and mud and oil now invading his nostrils. He didn't mind. The car was silent, he bathed in it. Gone were the whimpers and questions and nuggets and facebook videos never to be heard from again. Chris trained his eyes on the road ahead. 24 miles due East a prepped butthole waited for him. That's about 1/10000th of the distance to the Moon, he mused aloud. He wasn't scared or ashamed any more. He was exhausted, dirty, free. For the first time in months, he smiled In front of him, the glowing odometer moved noticeably to the right.
Tight butthole or not, that b***h was not worth killing your entire family, including young kids for.
That guy was a dumbass.
Yeah, I guess a prostitute killing trucker and old people grave-expediting nurse would be the only way to go.
>That's about 1/10000th of the distance to the Moon, he mused aloud.
they don't make documentaries about the ones that got away with it
They should.
Goddamn, the AI slop is so bad
The ones who get away with it can't be counted and don't get true crime docs or podcast episodes made about them.
simple as
It’s mind boggling to realize there is still serial killers out there. There is still a tons of nurses helping old people to their graves because they find them too annoying to deal with.
I always think about that thing where large numbers of missing persons correlate with trucking routes or something so there's a ton of truckers just killing random people they have no ties to.
we want you to think it's truckers
> not thinking any of your neighbors in this day and age would have a camera
> throwing bodies in a pipe carelessly
lol fricking idiot
He was aware of the neighbors' cameras and was careful about that part. Nothing caught on camera got him in trouble
He got caught by his own cameras moron
Thoughts on this shit?
Seemed like maybe it got made too soon, before certain aspects of the case were explored well enough.
It depicts the anal mistress as a completely innocent victim of Chris' lies, and doesn't include anything about her deleting masses of texts and clearly trying to cover something up
It's like he almost wanted to get caught.
>starts fidgeting around nervously
>Wow it sure is WEIRD that I can't find that wife of mine and those kids
>I just want to tell them PFFFFTAHAHAHA that I love you and miss you
>lets do this lie detector thing that will go great
Most people don't kill unless they have a good motive. The motive is always the most obvious part. They are stupid because they believe the police will be like "well that's mighty suspicious but we don't have the hard proof, what can you do?" when the police regularly throw people away even if they don't have good proof.
>The motive is always the most obvious part.
Remember that show "the first 48"? Where half the killers had been telling everyone they knew for weeks or months that they was gonna kill that Black person.
For anyone that doesn't have neighbors, it always seemed super easy to get rid of bodies. You can look up all the steps to strip flesh by looking up deer bone bleaching videos, and from there you just need a furnace capable of melting iron (roundabouts same temp to ash destroy bone). Set up a garden, plant plants and fertilize them. Ez.
Who tf owns a furnace like that
You can make a small crucible powerful enough to smelt iron in your backyard. There's a tutorials on YouTube. Most people just melt tin from soda cans, but there are others.
Calm yourself Loeb
>Watching true crime documentaries always makes me think there are a million better ways to get away with murder
Yeah, the easiest way is don't fricking murder your wife and kids after you've been publicly fighting for weeks, while having photos from another woman on your phone. You can't act your way out of an interrogation when the cops know you're guilty from square one because you have the most obvious motive on the planet, with evidence to back it up.
shooped
Damn Chris is jacked. What’re his prison gains like?
Why don't people just drop bodies in the ocean? It's not like anyone would ever find it
Bodies wash up all the time. The problem for detectives is that the ocean cleans away fingerprints and DNA evidence.
Also, have you ever been to a beach? Port? Or cliff face on the coast? It's actually hard to dump a thing there unseen.
But if you killed yourself they'd have all the evidence they'd need to give you the death penalty...
Not many killers own boats.
Just kill someone with a boat first
I do this when I run out of shampoo
Some unsuspecting neighbor has got to have the brand I like
Anything about crime solving is literally state propaganda to make you think they're so good at it you're guaranteed to be fricked if you commit any crime. In reality you could kill someone with a $20 drone dropping a tent hook and then flying it into a gay bar.
Why specifically a gay bar?
The deranged homosexuals will fall upon the drone and mercilessly gangfrick it, filling it with so much conflicting DNA evidence that it can't be traced to you. Except by the serial number. And that the manufacturer records you as a customer.