to be fair, besides the undertones of getting cucked, another man taking care of your home is pretty emasculating and implies your neglecting your duties. rust was also mogging marty pretty hard in the wife beater. rust should have known better.
who the frick shows up to drop off a borrowed mower and takes to mowing the dude's lawn
he just really loves mowing
It is definitely weird as frick to go round your colleagues house and start mowing their lawn/doing gardening or housework.
Great show but that bit is particularly silly.
moron Black folk who can't pay attention to anything because they are browsing their phones
Why did Rust borrow Marty's mower in the first place? Doesn't he live in a little apartment?
I can't fricking stand Mconeghuge or whatever he's called smuggness. The worst character on any show I've seen, clearly written by a fricking idiot that thinks he's smart.
>a cop working deep undercover in drug rings whose kid dies and marriage crumbles develops nihilistic beliefs >smug
ok anon it's over, surrender your keyboard license right this instant
The dead kid was just a lie Rust made up to cover up the fact that his wife left him because he was a premature ejaculator who could never satisfy her sexually.
The whole point of both characters is that they're living lies. Marty was pretending he was an honest family man, and Rust was pretending that he didn't give a shit about anyone or anything. Both were lies, and they come to realize that by the end.
She was just some out of HS girl working at a local bar and they ended up fricking, as tends to happen when you're an older man. So much easier now it's ridiculous.
There's several. They're wholesome videos, so that means monetization. They get millions of views. That free job made him more money than charging them would.
there's like 15 different proxy sites of piratebay that mirrors the same main website
if main goes down, it just switches to a random proxy to continue as the main, then creates a new one a day later
after it was killed off twice, they put up an unkillable network
I mowed my dads lawn when I came to visit one time thinking I was doing him a favor and he got autistically upset to the point where he started yelling at my mom insisting I "ruined" the lawn and proceeded to lock himself in his garage and drink 20 beers and after I calmly got up and left I'm told he passed out drunk on a couch
>insisting I "ruined" the lawn and proceeded to lock himself in his garage and drink 20 beers and after I calmly got up and left I'm told he passed out drunk on a couch
based
It is definitely weird as frick to go round your colleagues house and start mowing their lawn/doing gardening or housework.
Great show but that bit is particularly silly.
for me, this is where the show jumped the shark. if you rewatch it you can clearly see he isn't shooting at anyone. now i know rust was depressed and nihilistic but he wasn't the type to just pick up an AK and start blasting, he was a "good detective" as marty said.
He was shooting at those outside. They were looking down at him like it was a closed circle. So by shooting like this he was able to sim directly at them.
>talks about how there's a massive gunfight >it's just him shooting into the empty woods
It's insane that a blatant editing mistake like that actually made it into the final cut. Pizzaiola is an absolute hack.
This is perhaps the only TV moment in recent memory where I genuinely don't know who was in the wrong. I go back and forth depending on what mood i'm in. Today i'm feeling more on Marty's side.
Woody's father-in-law was part of the cult and abusing his grandaughter. He sent his daughter to seduce Rusty to derail the investigation. You, the viewer, are the True Detective.
This isnt long after Rust comes back into society and Marty's wifes attempts to get to know his new partner. I genuinely think a man like Rust mowed the lawn and didn't consider the implications. I borrowed mower, now their lawn is long, must atone. It wasnt a passive aggressive comment about Marty cheating. Rust wasnt capable of that then. If Marty had come home to see Rust mowing and they had talked about it outside, Marty would have been bemused, explained the fopar and life would have moved on. Assuming he also didnt feel guilty about cheating.
Marty is in the wrong for overreacting and he only does that because he's a weak willed pusshound
The real answer is that they were both in the wrong. Marty was projecting because he was cheating on his wife and neglecting his duties. Rust was in the wrong because you don't show up at another mans house uninvited when he's not there and you certainly don't mow his lawn.
Why was Marty cheating on his wife? I get that the women he cheated were younger and hot but his wife was also pretty hot and still had some good years left, also she didn't seem to be withholding sex. Did he just miss the excitement of his youth?
>last longer
men don't 'last long' they go again and again in a short time frame, they frick for well over an hour in many different positions.
Rust came to his senses and realized he made a mistake.
No one, the guys were already dead. Woody's character saw what he had inside the house and came out and executed him, Russ then picked up his weapon to make it look like they had been fired upon.
I ordered mine from a hardware store 4 years ago. I sit and sharpen the blades myself, I wipe off the grass residue with a cloth.
Now I'm the "old fashioned lawnmower" guy in the neighborhood.
>cheat by penetrating your friend's bawd wife for literally three pumps before pulling out and blasting in order to condition friend's bawd wife to believe that cheating isn't worth it
to be fair, besides the undertones of getting cucked, another man taking care of your home is pretty emasculating and implies your neglecting your duties. rust was also mogging marty pretty hard in the wife beater. rust should have known better.
Marty got so pissy because he was neglecting his duties.
what were they
If you have to ask, you won't understand, zoom zoom
moron Black folk who can't pay attention to anything because they are browsing their phones
actual high IQ kino watcher
would you let your buddy mow your lawn?
What bf% is that? Really achievable for a 1980s alcoholic loser?
i think it's shopped or it has some filter applied, doesn't look like the original
Y-you moe my lawn Rust-kan?!?
>kan
Based Japanese 101 student anon
I can't fricking stand Mconeghuge or whatever he's called smuggness. The worst character on any show I've seen, clearly written by a fricking idiot that thinks he's smart.
Didn't even finish it.
you mad cause the incel spewing nihilistic bullshit got 10 seconds of pussy
Love
Yeah super overrated show. Writer is pretentious as frick
i thought i was the only guy on Cinemaphile who thought that way
still liked the show because of the atmosphere, but man was he cringe
>a cop working deep undercover in drug rings whose kid dies and marriage crumbles develops nihilistic beliefs
>smug
ok anon it's over, surrender your keyboard license right this instant
The dead kid was just a lie Rust made up to cover up the fact that his wife left him because he was a premature ejaculator who could never satisfy her sexually.
i think he came buckets early because he hadn't fricked for a long time and also marty's wife was hot just imo
>he hadn't fricked for a long time
You can say that again, it only lasted 5 seconds.
The whole point of both characters is that they're living lies. Marty was pretending he was an honest family man, and Rust was pretending that he didn't give a shit about anyone or anything. Both were lies, and they come to realize that by the end.
coldsteel tier character
OK stewie
monka
Now this is shitposting!
Trolling, thats a good trick!
Most nihilist are just edgy teenagers, he's 100% justified in his nihilism tho.
Because of the death of his daughter and his line of work.
>Mconeghuge
kekd
It was a euphemism for ploughing his wife's pusy
Just here to mow your lawn, Marty..
Marty banged daddario, but he's married here. I've never seen the show, how does this happen?
he cucked his wife all day erry day
She was just some out of HS girl working at a local bar and they ended up fricking, as tends to happen when you're an older man. So much easier now it's ridiculous.
Dont you need a degree to be a stenographer?
Not in a small town like that
>so much easier now it's ridiculous
>bro, just be yourself
being >6'0" must be really fun
obviously rust
watch the fricking show you mong
why are you on Cinemaphile tard
He fricked his wife right after so it's not like Marty's intuition was off.
Frick off. Rust was raped plain an simple. Brotha got done dirty...
men cant be raped
If your best friend's rd walked in after youve been lonely, stressed and drinking a shitload and basically demanded to frick you, what would you do?
who the frick shows up to drop off a borrowed mower and takes to mowing the dude's lawn
he just really loves mowing
theres a yutube where all the guy does is go around cucking people by mowing theyre lawns for free
i guess he does it for views and no other reason
>hey bro here's your mower WOOPS i guess you can use it next week
There's several. They're wholesome videos, so that means monetization. They get millions of views. That free job made him more money than charging them would.
>Rust and Marty's main conflict is about the lawnmower
>The big bad is the lawnmower guy
BRAVO PIZZALATTE BRA FRICKING VA
Green ears
what was the symbolism of the lawnmower tho
The lawn mower blades travel in a flat circle
that time being a flat circle
you'll be doing that lawn again and again
the lawn grows the grass that the lawnmower mows
The lawnmower mows in circles, and the grass grows and the mowing is never over. Nothing is ever over.
God
deepest lore
>dinner at Marty's house is spaghetti
>they're looking for the green-eared spaghetti monster
Holy shit
>green-eared
>lawnmower man first seen wearing green ear protectors
WHOA
is that connection unintended genius? it makes the show seem better than it is
Underrated.
Dear lord
Very high intelligence posting going on here
No, but I fricked your wife.
Marty overreacted. It was a dick move by Rust to mow his lawn, sure, but it was only for a few seconds.
How do you guys torrent tv shows?
download a VPN. use piratebay.
>using VPN
i thought pirate bay was kill
I just found this cloudtorrents site
there's like 15 different proxy sites of piratebay that mirrors the same main website
if main goes down, it just switches to a random proxy to continue as the main, then creates a new one a day later
after it was killed off twice, they put up an unkillable network
I mowed my dads lawn when I came to visit one time thinking I was doing him a favor and he got autistically upset to the point where he started yelling at my mom insisting I "ruined" the lawn and proceeded to lock himself in his garage and drink 20 beers and after I calmly got up and left I'm told he passed out drunk on a couch
>insisting I "ruined" the lawn and proceeded to lock himself in his garage and drink 20 beers and after I calmly got up and left I'm told he passed out drunk on a couch
based
I'd turn to drinking too if I raised a son who couldn't even mow a lawn properly.
literally me
same
yep
This But
>No gf
>Just work, from home.
same
test
It is definitely weird as frick to go round your colleagues house and start mowing their lawn/doing gardening or housework.
Great show but that bit is particularly silly.
it was a power play, Rust was implying that Marty wasn't taking proper care of his lawn and wife
No shit. My point is that people don’t act like this in real life. I understand why he did it but it’s totally unrealistic.
who was he shooting at?
for me, this is where the show jumped the shark. if you rewatch it you can clearly see he isn't shooting at anyone. now i know rust was depressed and nihilistic but he wasn't the type to just pick up an AK and start blasting, he was a "good detective" as marty said.
He was shooting at those outside. They were looking down at him like it was a closed circle. So by shooting like this he was able to sim directly at them.
>he was a "good detective" as marty said
he actually said "true detective"
>talks about how there's a massive gunfight
>it's just him shooting into the empty woods
It's insane that a blatant editing mistake like that actually made it into the final cut. Pizzaiola is an absolute hack.
ok
Carcossa.
god
Uvalde kids
This is perhaps the only TV moment in recent memory where I genuinely don't know who was in the wrong. I go back and forth depending on what mood i'm in. Today i'm feeling more on Marty's side.
i mean, why you mowing someone else lawn dude
Why did Rust borrow Marty's mower in the first place? Doesn't he live in a little apartment?
to shoot it
....dude, that's a fantastic question
time is a flat circle so he was using it on a past house
He was using it to cut himself
Can someone post the wife's FAT ASS?!
kino
THIRY SECONDS IN AND OUT
DON’T SHOOT
Meh, she gets ass moggged
she’s a hotter Liv Tyler
>those stumpy legs
>that giant butt
She's like if someone made a frick doll out of a Minion.
Woody's father-in-law was part of the cult and abusing his grandaughter. He sent his daughter to seduce Rusty to derail the investigation. You, the viewer, are the True Detective.
>You, the viewer, are the True Detective.
neat!
>tfw someone mowed your lawn
>TV is so stupid and uncultured they don't understand this entire scene is a Kingpin reference
Literally surrounded by Black person tier subhumans on all fronts
They need another season with these two.
Frick everyone and everything else especially those other seasons, and the new season, and future seasons.
This isnt long after Rust comes back into society and Marty's wifes attempts to get to know his new partner. I genuinely think a man like Rust mowed the lawn and didn't consider the implications. I borrowed mower, now their lawn is long, must atone. It wasnt a passive aggressive comment about Marty cheating. Rust wasnt capable of that then. If Marty had come home to see Rust mowing and they had talked about it outside, Marty would have been bemused, explained the fopar and life would have moved on. Assuming he also didnt feel guilty about cheating.
Marty is in the wrong for overreacting and he only does that because he's a weak willed pusshound
The real answer is that they were both in the wrong. Marty was projecting because he was cheating on his wife and neglecting his duties. Rust was in the wrong because you don't show up at another mans house uninvited when he's not there and you certainly don't mow his lawn.
>and you certainly don't mow his lawn.
for like 10 seconds lmao
>didnt solve shit
>true detectives
bravo vince
just took them 40 years to solve 1 case and they only caught 1 of the guys lmao
So you haven't watched the show. Got it.
go back
That's cute, honey/
mawty
I haven't had sex in 12 years. I'm not a premature ejaculator though, I just can't stay hard
How would you even know if you haven't done it in 12 years?
The limes are key to all of this
Rust being an autist thought he was helping Marty out.
Why was Marty cheating on his wife? I get that the women he cheated were younger and hot but his wife was also pretty hot and still had some good years left, also she didn't seem to be withholding sex. Did he just miss the excitement of his youth?
>Did he just miss the excitement of his youth?
Yes. He peaked as a baseball player/rodeo rider in his youth.
anal
Based Chris Watts chad
>Wife mentions "You always liked a nice ass" when she catches him with the second girl
You may be right
Not exactly, the line is
>Nice ass. I was always maybe a little too skinny for you.
I haven't watched it for a few years. Same idea I suppose
Have u ever fricked the same hole more than twice? Youd know it gets old pretty quick
Someone post the bouncy ass webm. It is the greatest bounce of ass cheek in the history of cinema.
Dis
dit
Thass.
fine
Too small.
realistically, could any man last longer than rust in this scenario? his haywiring must have gone crazy from the excitment
>last longer
men don't 'last long' they go again and again in a short time frame, they frick for well over an hour in many different positions.
Rust came to his senses and realized he made a mistake.
Agree with the last sentence about post nut clarity.
But you gotta be kidding with the first part right?
thusly
You boys ready for Season 4 Jodiekino?
Yes
I hope they go back to occult shit again
That frame reminds me of F&F
so i have question did his wife enjoy it even though it last only two pump chump
She said it was the best sex she had in a long time so yeah
Marty won't let Rust mow his lawn...so Rust mows someone elses lawn
He was faking a gunfight because he just executed a guy who was no threat you absolute fricking moron. How did you not get this
who was he shooting at?
No one, the guys were already dead. Woody's character saw what he had inside the house and came out and executed him, Russ then picked up his weapon to make it look like they had been fired upon.
Dude... really?
Lurk more newbie jesus christ.
No more posts until 1 year from today.
I mow my own lawn with an old fashioned cylinder-of-death lawnmower.
It is the highlight of my week.
comfy, does anyone even make these anymore?
I ordered mine from a hardware store 4 years ago. I sit and sharpen the blades myself, I wipe off the grass residue with a cloth.
Now I'm the "old fashioned lawnmower" guy in the neighborhood.
I help my friend's wife with shit, and we flirty ironically, specially in front of him, but he doesn't seem to mind.
Am i giving off some weird implications? It was never my intention.
>cheat by penetrating your friend's bawd wife for literally three pumps before pulling out and blasting in order to condition friend's bawd wife to believe that cheating isn't worth it
rusty was misunderstood in many ways
Past a certain age, a man without a mowed lawn can be a dangerous thing.
>for hoa
Basically Marty was taking out his problems on Rust, if someone mows my lawn that saves me like 30 minutes to an hour of work
I personally don't even believe in lawns, they should just be gardens instead