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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much af an butthole do you need to be to reboot your show that caused a guy to kill himself? Does Gordon really need the money that badly?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Does Gordon really need the money that badly?
      of course
      fricking look at him dudes a mean spirited opportunist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that caused a guy to kill himself
      I need the context now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ramsay had nothing to do with it. Being a chef is one of the most brutal, stressful, and thankless jobs out there. Chefs are some of the biggest heroes out there they're constantly slaving away in dangerous conditions to make other people happier and unlike the c**t waitresses who get tips for merely putting a plate on some fat frick's table these guys never get any recognition for their contributions towards society.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Chefs are some of the biggest heroes out there
        I bet this didn't sound super gay in your head.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not as gay as your dad when he was fricking my ass last night.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Silence, civilian.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah dude. You put your life on the line serving all these civvies and how does "the system" repay you? Throwing you to the gutter all because one of your girlfriend's two dads walks into your PROFESSIONAL DOMICILE and starts b***hing about pills or whatever. Only the brotherhood forged in heat understands.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gordon was pretty happy and positive towards him when he did a revist to the restaurant. it was probably more related to him getting caught with cocaine 3 months prior.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that caused a guy to kill himself
      I need the context now.

      >you suck at your job how can you serve this to people and be proud of yourself
      >guy kills himself
      How is this gordans fault?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He let bro cook

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gordon flat out told him his business was "going to be floating down the Hudson". Later the guy was found to have jumped off the Brooklyn bridge into the Hudson. Gordon's words and being humiliated on TV clearly had an effect on him. No matter what way you look at it rebooting the show is tasteless.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          His food was also tasteless

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          focus on the good not on the bad. if one guy killed himself, but the rest didn't, there was something weird about that guy.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but the rest didn't
            Anon...

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              it says far more about those individuals than Gordon Ramsey. I don't even care for the dude but those people obviously had an issue handling their problems. Plenty of people have had far worse than losing on a gameshow or being told your shitty business is indeed, shitty, on TV. I can't have sympathy for people like that. They were weak, as mean as it sounds, and it was a case of "if not now, then eventually" for them.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so bent on shilling some butthole millionaire celeb that doesn't give a shit about you? It makes you sound like a worthless npc moron.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not shilling for him. I'm stating a fact. It's incredibly cringe that you'd discount someone's opinion simply because they make more money than you. Sounds jealous. I don't care about Ramsey but you don't need to be a millionaire to say someone's food or restaurant sucks.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh dear. I did not know this.
              Are there still clips of Him yelling at them or have they been scrubbed?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          why am I supposed to feel bad for this guy lmfao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what a dumb donkey

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gordon examines his body
          >”STONE FRICKING COLD!”

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            AND THE WORST THING
            IS THAT THE FOOKING CORPSE
            IS FOOKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be bad cook instead of a good cook
          >run bad restaurant instead of good restaurant
          >volunteer to be on the bad cooking show
          >host of bad cooking show calls your food bad
          >have a nice day
          kek

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't he get caught cheating on his wife? I think that has more to do with him diving into the hudson than Gordon.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah he was sleeping with one of the waitresses from that episode

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The implication is Gordon threw him down there.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you think he found the lamb sauce down there?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          if more people killed themselves instead of creating shit (insert product here) we'd live in a better society

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish i had Gordon’s powers

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so there's this show called kitchen nightmares
          >a world renown chef will scream at you and say everything you do is literally shit
          >but you get a ton of publicity and maybe even some free shit in renovations/easy menu items/kitchen gear
          don't worry though bro your restaurant is failing he's gonna love literally everything you do and compliment you for all of it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No matter what way you look at it rebooting the show is tasteless.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gordon calls people out on their bullshit
      >makes them stop cutting corners
      >makes them stop serving slop and breaking health code
      >renovates their restaurant
      >helps them turn their restaurant around
      >umm actually he's bad

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >helps them turn their restaurant around
        >As of 2023, 65 of the 82 restaurants featured on the show have closed, which is roughly 79%

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like more than half of these restaurants have completely incompetent management (and seemingly every single Italian restaurant) which doesn't change with an IKEA renovation and a TV spot showing how moronic everyone who works there is

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          80% of the restaurants on the show are hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and are only going on the show to boost the value for when they resell it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          most are not going to make it regardless, it's shocking how many owners claim they opened the restaurant on a whim or as a dream with no background in restaurant service at all

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          considering 99% of them were totally doomed and in severe debt that's pretty good stats
          even if they crash again and sell they probably end up in less debt overall

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not bad considering 2008 recession, Wu Flu and Build Back Better. Amazed any non chain restaurant is open.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          like cleaning up a hoarders house ay you're not fixing the fundamental issue

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          a week at a place where the owner almost CERTAINLY goes back to the way they were doing it the moment it gets hard or slows down. the owners are the problem almost every time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like more than half of these restaurants have completely incompetent management (and seemingly every single Italian restaurant) which doesn't change with an IKEA renovation and a TV spot showing how moronic everyone who works there is

        80% of the restaurants on the show are hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and are only going on the show to boost the value for when they resell it

        most are not going to make it regardless, it's shocking how many owners claim they opened the restaurant on a whim or as a dream with no background in restaurant service at all

        considering 99% of them were totally doomed and in severe debt that's pretty good stats
        even if they crash again and sell they probably end up in less debt overall

        Not bad considering 2008 recession, Wu Flu and Build Back Better. Amazed any non chain restaurant is open.

        >Gordon is good because he does this thing
        >Um, actually this thing doesn't help people at all
        >W-WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT GORDON DOESN'T HELP THEM CAUSE IT'S THEIR FAULT!!!
        I genuinely don't get the mindset of these morons who are so obsessed with whiteknighting for an butthole celebrity who's already making millions of money and will never give a shit about his shills. You all sound so pathetic and idiotic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares? If I tell you to have a nice day and you do, it's your fricking fault for being a weak beta, not mine. have a nice day.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m gonna write a note saying that you did it btw

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do it pussy boy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he learned from the best

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Undeniably best restront was Baskin Roberts in Philly, NY
        >it's fresh frozened?
        >It's trust fund band!

        KINO, Kek Baskin always makes me laffin.exe

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing as I've seen him popping up reacting to Facebook Reels/TikToks. Yeah, probably does.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Does Gordon really need the money that badly?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >asked to help problem people fix their failing biz
      >problem person happens to sudoku
      >Gordon bad

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    waterphone?
    shellphone

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    trust fund band

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHUT THE PLACE DOWN

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s an owner just wants to bait Gordon into remodeling the restaurant episode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the owners were ultimately footing the bill for these renovations, I distinctly remember one of them b***hing about it and saying it was a "scam" (because her restaurant ultimately failed)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always find Gordon's remodel designs to be sterile and bland

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhh... hello? Who is this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?!

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if effect was water
    then who was phone?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the British episodes had this older guy and his hot younger gf running the restaurant, the older guy couldn't cook for shit so Gordon put the younger sous chef in charge.

    During the revisit a few months later, the younger chef was gone and they very quickly glossed over it - turns out he was in jail for banging a 15 year old and years later he was named as a suspect in the rape and murder of another teenager, afik not convicted yet tho.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have sex
      >go to prison
      Free country, y’all

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said it was a British episode, you illiterate fool.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was her problem?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally scrapes off all the sauce and toppings
    >”bloody ell, this pizza’s crap!”

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All thin crust is shit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thin

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All thin crust is shit>
        Insane.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would eat that 'za

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*starts scrapping cheese off
      >frick me the cheese just falls right off fookin ell

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Round 2?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to raw dog her butthole while she meows.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has feet pics on Instagram

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Liar

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fun episode, b simped hard for the goth waitress

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to cum in her mouth.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Sammy put up with her? He's a rich, old mobster. He should be banging hoors or something.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh is that an unique looking roomy restaurant that has been passed down to your family for generations, have their own unique interior and menu?
    >Frick that! Tear down the entire restaurant and replace it with these plastic looking IKEA furniture, don't even leave a centimeter of space between the furniture I want it to be packed and claustrophobic like crazy!
    >Oh and frick your unique and special menu, replace it with this generic shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name a single improvement that wasn't better. Do this so I can laugh at your shit taste.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any redecoration

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i liked the tacky over the top decoration in one of the season 6 (7?) episodes. i think the name involved flamingos

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Keating Hotel. Red everything, race car chairs, and chocolate pizzas are based

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it looks like something from the red light district. regular customers won't go there. it's a business. you want to make money and make good food, to serve people you need customers, to do that you need to be inviting.

          that shit is not inviting.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >red lights = red light district
            Mmmm not quite, it's the atmosphere, not the lights

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ignoring the black leather sofa when you walk in from the street of other much better welcoming places

              unless the place has some michelin stars, nobody is casually walking in to that place if they want a meal.

              throw a fricking ferrari in the lobby for no reason because it's "unique", see how many people "nip in for a bite".

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh black leather sofa you know what the red light district is famous for… FERRARI
                You’re not Nick Rochefort buddy

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey I wanted to let you know this is a really good bear image and I'm adding it to my bear folder 🙂

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t know how you can bear to have all those images

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like the room from Twin Peaks kek. I like it but there is zero chance a woman will agree to eat here which is a major problem

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I asked a woman in real life if she would eat there and she would

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that you instantly call them all improvements is telling. Nothing anyone says could possibly change you opinion, moron. But that's okay. You don't always have to be right.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the renovations stripped the SOUL and personality away from the restaurants for tacky modern crap.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          guess what, that's what the masses want

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the renovations stripped the SOUL and personality away from the restaurants for tacky modern crap.

      >my restaurant is failing
      >but that's ok i'm unique
      ok fat blue hair Black person scum

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The renovations Gordon forces is the type of garbage fat blue hairs eat up because they remove any trace of the person's culture or heritage which is a hate crime to be proud of if you're white.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          seeethe and cope lmao. literally never seen someone defend the status-quo on a business that is not making money. it's impressive

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's literally nothing wrong with how most the restaurants looked aesthetically. Gordon was simply pushing cheap assets from a company he or Fox had connections with under the guise of helping them out.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >There's literally nothing wrong with how most the restaurants looked aesthetically.
              filthy and old interiors that are aging poorly is a common problem at these places. again defending a place that isnt making money, well done

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've had enough of you kid.
                Blocked.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kid
                >blocked
                lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this aint reddit Black person

              • 5 months ago
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              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've had enough of you kid.
                Blocked.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*rattlesnake sound effect*

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I read somewhere that 70% of restaurants close within a year or two after their grand opening

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lisa and Pete were the only people willing to take Gordon’s advice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      most do yeah, need to know how to make good food, market, and run finances, extremely hard to popularize yourself and get good crowds, hard to have a stable staff, profit margin is small

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gordon put on some gloves for fricks sake

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=qDTrb4NaMTkTcEk_&t=1756

    Who was in the wrong here?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >waterphone sound effect
    i had to quit watching that Hannibal Lecter detective show because of this shit like 4 episodes in. made a post here before about it. hope that sound designer/composer or whatever who scored that show gets in a crash. i was actually into it but that sound was giving me nicotine fits and i quit smoking in 2015

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that sound was giving me nicotine fits and i quit smoking in 2015
      Lmao, did you smoke a lot watching Kitchen Nightmares?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wots this?
    >its icecream mr. gordon ramsey sir
    >where do you bloody get it from?
    >i got it from the freezer
    >you freeze your sodding ice cream here?
    >y-y-yes we do
    >frickin ell
    >get me the fricking owner of this place

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I disagree with you
    How do you respond without sounding mad?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I love you too

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove the strawberries and I would devour this motherfricker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what am i looking at? nutella pizza?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=1Q6BqmA5kV8FNJfN

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that she fricking won

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiter: "Is everything alright?"
    Gordon: "Uhm no darling, is the ice fresh?"
    Waiter: "No it's frozen"
    Gordon: "Are you serious? When were these made?"
    Waiter: "They're made once a week"
    Gordon: "Bloody hell. But does the chef know how to make fresh ice?"
    Waiter: "I think he does"
    Gordon: "Than why doesn't he do it"
    Waiter: "Because the owner said that we dont have time to make fresh ice everyday so they're made once a week and then they freeze them.
    Gordon: "That's dreadful. They're cold, bland and raw. I need some fresh air. Frick me."

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Snowflakes fall
      >Gordon: "What's this?"
      >Waiter: "It's winter, sir."
      >Gordon: "Even the air is frozen? Dear me."

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's fresh frozen, sir

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did that come from? I thought it was a different version of the among us meme sound

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    .y

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Undeniably best restront was Baskin Roberts in Philly, NY
    >it's fresh frozened?
    >It's trust fund band!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And the ice cream, is it always served cold?
      >Yes, chef
      >Frick me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's fresh frozen, sir

        >Snowflakes fall
        >Gordon: "What's this?"
        >Waiter: "It's winter, sir."
        >Gordon: "Even the air is frozen? Dear me."

        Waiter: "Is everything alright?"
        Gordon: "Uhm no darling, is the ice fresh?"
        Waiter: "No it's frozen"
        Gordon: "Are you serious? When were these made?"
        Waiter: "They're made once a week"
        Gordon: "Bloody hell. But does the chef know how to make fresh ice?"
        Waiter: "I think he does"
        Gordon: "Than why doesn't he do it"
        Waiter: "Because the owner said that we dont have time to make fresh ice everyday so they're made once a week and then they freeze them.
        Gordon: "That's dreadful. They're cold, bland and raw. I need some fresh air. Frick me."

        Kek

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe they had Gordon Ramsay talk to that fricking physic on that Barefoot Bar episode. Who tf thought that was a good idea?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's fricking frozen!

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the interest of saving time, Gordon should just immediately walk over to the pantry and start pulling out all the rancid produce when he first enters.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bread - burnt to a crisp
    cheese - unmelted
    meat - raw
    *chefs kiss* perfection

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shot - Called

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    if you have a nice day because I told you that your product was factually and subjectively bad, then I have no right to feel bad for you

    if I felt bad again, you might double have a nice day

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the british kitchen nightmares is so kino and a juxtaposition to how he carries on in the American one, he actually gives a shit
    I think doing too much American tv rotted his soul and love for food

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >episode from the new season where the chef is an butthole who calls himself the culinary gangster
    >Gordon tells the owner to give him a month to actually perform or can his ass
    >epilogue says the chef "retired" the day after Gordon left

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW1qODAF3qaNu6B9EOpHf111vvkERHIs0

    Watch the UK version.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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