Waterworld 2 WHEN??

Waterworld 2 WHEN??

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much for the little one?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mad Max...but le boats
    Fricking genius

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next one should have been in the air. Mad max with planes. The earth has disintegrated and there’s only air. There are still clouds.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And some humans have mutated to be able to fly like birds

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >some humans
          No, only Kevin Costner. Sometimes he can be seen flying through the air like a dolphin.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has "Gas Giant Earth" ever been explored as a future apocalypse scenario?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          post apocalyptic Venus cloud city setting
          you can even have a plot about trying to recontact earth after some solar storm or something and if you like end it in tragedy where the same event destroyed all life on earth and all that is left is the deteriorating cloud cities on Venus.
          it practically writes itself

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only way I think it would work is if you had a scenario that causes the Earth's core to change in some way, like its magnetic charge reversing or gravity being reduced

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              you set it post high technology after floating cities have been established on Venus but some event has destroyed a great deal of technology on Venus and Earth cutting off connection between the two.
              At this point all the people know is life in the clouds but the technology is failing and raiders move from cloud city to cloud city stealing components and resources.
              Your protagonists attempt to secure the macguffin, contact the mythical place call earth, and find LAND.
              In other words the plot from Waterworld but on Venus

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have there also be a holy grail technology that promises the ability to restore the Earth's core back to normal

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Earth's core back to normal
                only if it features a cameo by this guy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's too late, lad. DJ Qualls died a few months ago.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              you set it post high technology after floating cities have been established on Venus but some event has destroyed a great deal of technology on Venus and Earth cutting off connection between the two.
              At this point all the people know is life in the clouds but the technology is failing and raiders move from cloud city to cloud city stealing components and resources.
              Your protagonists attempt to secure the macguffin, contact the mythical place call earth, and find LAND.
              In other words the plot from Waterworld but on Venus

              extinction events is what you are looking for. Not some what if scenarios but real apocalypses that have happened on earth and will happen again. One of them had a siberia sized are become a giant lava lake, the other froze the earth over to the equator. One of them was a giant rock smashing so hard into a particularly volatile piece of crust it ignitied american continent sized areas in wildfires while blocking out the sun completely for weeks

              Big undetected asteroid smashing into earth at ridiculous speeds from deep space would be a plausible scenario

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >are become

                Real ESL hours huh?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's oppenheimer hours, gay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude just make it so there's something that prevent people from living on the surface and they're forced to live above a certain elevation. Doesn't need to be super weird and complicated.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's about time that sci-fi gets unhinged in its scenarios. Let someone Convert the Earth into Mini-Jupiter

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The unanswered question of, “how are the planes, airships and hot air balloons refuelling or being maintained” is essential. It’s all going to be worth it for the rollercoaster of a scene (heavily used in the trailer) gathering drinking water by flying through a thundercloud. “Thirsty kid?”.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Floorislava

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          so it would take place on Venus? Thing is humans need to get there but there must be a apocalypse in the meantime making humans stranded on Venus living on air boats, unable to escape to orbit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the way you think

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Airworld can be followed by Fireworld, in which all the aircraft has caused the atmosphere to combust into a fireball. They need to ride the updrafts on giant hangliders to stay out of the flames.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Next movie after that is Earthworld where people live on the ground like normal. It's about some people looking for the ocean and it's just down the street.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like the idea of people on hanggliders and paragliders existing in an environment where there is no where to land or take off from. It would be infuriating. They would be like a ninja faction of the bad guys, silent and quick, sent to kidnap or assassinate someone.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like an edgy version of The Jetsons
        I'd watch it

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    could he dive down deep enough to visit the titanic?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't see shit down there

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    waterworld was pure fricking kino and im tired of pretending it wasnt

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I too enjoy it every so often. And the game soundtrack is breddy gud

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        when you realize the atolls were made from pic related

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do they get around without oars?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're kidding right? There's a scene where the show the smokers using ores

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              in fact is has the best jokes in the movie

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lul I fricked that post up

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pure 90s kino.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Waterworld 2
    Yes

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was ahead of its time

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seqeul with Adam Driver when?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dunno about waterworld 2 but the world definitely is overdue another Reynoldskino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where did the smokers keep getting cigarettes from? Even if the oil tanker they were on was carrying a secondary cargo of nothing but cigarettes youd figure they wouldnt last for years

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assume they weren't the only cargo ship to survive and the history of water world was a history of different groups and their ships scavenging from each other as they do battle for supremacy.
        which makes me think a water world prequel would be interesting

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really related, but I swear years ago I saw this movie with a similar title with water or aqua or something, it might have had multiple parts, but I've never been able to find any evidence of it so it I might have just made it up

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his brain naturally produces kino while he's in REM sleep
      based

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        not that anon but I have noticed in my dreams guns never work properly. The best I have managed to do is fire a blank. Anytime I try an actual firearm it always jams or refuses to function correctly.
        very strange and makes for disappointing kino

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have the same issue with flying in dreams.
          It always starts really cool but after a few seconds I notice I'm not actually flying just gliding and then by and by I just get slower and slower until I trundle to the ground and then try to jump back up but it's always just lame gliding for a few feet.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            exactly same and sometimes I can't even run fast like I'm in molasse

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I always fly from a force from the bottom of my feet and if I tip over I die. Once I suddenly levitate 30 feet in the air I get extremely nervous and have to "surf" to maintain balance.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just start fast gliding close to the ground speeding up as I go

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movies will never be made as good as they were back then. If there was a waterworld 2 it would no doubt be soulless, incoherent and filled with trannies and Black person homosexuals just like every other slop movie released for the past 10+ years

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if woke themes weren't involved, there would be no Dennis Hopper and he was the best part of the film.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Truth, I thi

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This time the plot is that they have to set off a nuke on the moon to push it away so the water levels on earth drop but the baddies take over the nuclear submarine and want to blow up some floating town we visited earlier in the movie or something

    Venmo me now Hollywood and I’ll fill in the details

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there was a Waterworld 2, would it be an adaptation of the sequel comics or a different story?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The classic hollywood tactic of making it without having a story to work with and making shit up as they go with no real goal in mind

      Just can’t beat it

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >box office bomb from almost 30 years ago getting a sequel
    it would just be straight to streaming do you really want that?

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