>WB expected The Flash (2023) to be an Infinity War-tier event movie, the thing that their entire flagging cinematic universe depended on
>the only cultural impact that historical flop had after people mocking the criminal lead actor and the horrendous CGI was this edited image with batman without ears
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>director still attached to direct Gunn's Batman
The brave and the bold is like a cartoon, not a typical Man movie.
DC, just beg Marvel to let you have cross universe stuff. You'll make trillions.
Which of the 3 Spideys would go best with Batman? Hmm
Depends, if Batman is to beat the shit out of spidey, we all want the Black-Hispanic version.
If it is supposed to be a draw, we can tolerate the MCU version with the mutt girlfriend.
If Spidey is supposed to win, make it the white version with the white wife.
They expected it to be an Infinity War tier event? Despite it
>being plagued by multiple constant reshoots
>at least 3 distinct different edits of the film with drastically different endings
>going out of its way to shit on the characters that starred in the only dceu films that had actually been profitable
>having the disastrous pr battle of Ezra Miller as its lead actor
>relying on boomer/xoomer nostalgia for Keaton's Batman and nothing else
>having cgi so bad that the director claimed it was on purpose
Like seriously? It's a travesty that wb manages to stay afloat from a few flukes each year despite being run by genuine morons. But I guess the same is also true for Disney and Sony
and after all that money and time and things they changed about the movie they still put the baby in the microwave
It flopped because they didn't buy my Flash/Grodd Fan Script
then they put a baby in a microwave that was still on
what the frick I thought that was just a meme
In the movie he's taking it out the microwave; they just reversed the footage
the microwave was on moron when time speeds back up and he opens the door it dings he opened the door and took out the burrito and then put the baby in it so fast that it didn't register that the door was open the microwave was fricking running that entire time.
how can the microwave be running if it's not plugged in?
kek ok I'm the moronic one this time.
but it does Ding so I'm guessing it was a continuity error or maybe a really long extension cord.
No, most bells ding without continuous electrical current applied
As in it doesn't need to be plugged in to give a sound, fire alarms are like that
But microwaves require amperage to be created
well he still put a baby in a flying microwave do you think a microwave is cushy on the inside you put a baby in a microwave it's a fricking bad thing I don't give a frick what you have to say.
oh yeah and in real life he was grooming like a 14-year-old girl and the parents had to call the FBI to make him bring their child back to them so there's that.
So you would have rather the baby burn to death and die? I don't get it
no I would edit the scene to where I didn't have to put the baby in the fricking microwave you moron.
Then tell me how you would save that particular baby in that split of an attosecond
He had to make micro-decisions to insure each kid didn't get killed, that was the solution
Keep in mind: Barry Allen is a genius and there's no way you could come up with a better idea
You're the writer, all you have to do is just not write this situation. You're acting like these movies exist in reality.
by making the scene better the scene didn't have to be that way I'm pretty sure there was like five or six different cuts that they decided hey let's put the baby in the microwave and then everybody was like okay is just weird.
>in that split of an attosecond
>He had to make micro-decisions
he has all the time in the world
he microwaves a burrito right before it
did he generate the electricity to turn the microwave on? maybe idgf
he was still the one to put the baby in a microwave
Why was the baby in the microwave in the first place?
It's a multiverse thing where babies hatch from microwaves in some other universe.
dud when time speeds back up the microwave fricking dings it was still on they open the door so fast and close it again that it's was still running how did nobody catch that shit
This shit is going on rn in Palestine.
shut up. Don't lie. They don't have electricity
in fairness that is a pretty funny image
Walter Hamada and James Gunn are huge morons. His superman will flop and I will be there to spit on Gunn
>criminal
lol he didn't even do anything
He was smeared and defamed by literal
Baby Reindeer tier lunatics who wanted WB's money
And anyone who ever thought that shit was real is a moron
what obligation would warner bros have to financially cover the potential victim of anything miller did
I expected to be shit and didn't watch it.
Never will.
you made the right decision anon I watched it without paying for it and I still regret watching it.
>I expected to be shit
You should think more highly if yourself, anon.
I wonder if they have ever approached Nolan about Baleman sequels and how much money they offered.
It was a decent movie and their explanation about the results of time travel was different from the usual "Butterfly Effect" and made it more exciting. Sasha Calle was a piece of ass in the movie.
>omg what if superman was a STRONK WOMAN
it was woke trash
she is ugly and has no breasts.
honestly the fact that warner bros expected michael keaton to be a draw is very representative of how out of touch Hollywood is
They tried to market towards Generation X, which makes sense because older milennials are the biggest gay funko pop, childless losers on earth but don't expect to make a bang with younger people
Older Millennials aren't Gen X. Christian Bale would've been a better nostalgia grab, not Keaton.
>childless losers
lmao you think there is something noble in birthing vaccinated israeli slaves to die for israel? moron
the movie is full of meme material it's one of the ugliest capeslops and that's quite an achievement
Bibleman called, he wants his cowl back.
meanwhile it is a solid film, a box office success, and the chinese bots paid by disney itt are fooling no one.
movie fricking suck dude even the CGI was just like awful which is kind of fricking baffling cuz like they spent so much God damn money on this movie you got to wonder where is the money going it's not going towards production that's for sure.
They got a reaction out of you though, you've got to give them that.
They thought the movie would be as successful as no way home, since it's more or less the same gimmick, but apart from the production problems and warner's stupidity, the reality was that, there are not that many people nostalgic for keaton's batman, since millennials grew with nolan's batman instead
I'm very glad this trash bombed, they legitimately thought anyone gave a single frick about Ezra Miller's Flash, the DCEU or Keaton's Batman. Everything about this movie feels forced and moronic
Capeshit is dying, if Marvel is struggling now then what's left for DC's trash? Nothing, just death
Normally I make fun of accelerationists but when it comes to superhero movies they wore out their welcome ages ago, and I'm glad to see them speedrunning their own death. I think Deadpool and Wolverine will be the last big hit for the genre and it's because they're taking two popular characters played by their original actors and having them cross over for the first time. That's the kind of thing they can only really do once and they don't really have any real plans after that.
I am just so frickin' amazed that out of all the axe swinging David Zazslav did he didn't cancel The Flash. I think he was years behind in his thinking, hoping that a time travel / multiverse spectacle would be a surefire hit even though the movie was a hot mess and the star was a criminal.