>WB expected The Flash (2023) to be an Infinity War-tier event movie, the thing that their entire flagging cinematic universe depended on

>WB expected The Flash (2023) to be an Infinity War-tier event movie, the thing that their entire flagging cinematic universe depended on
>the only cultural impact that historical flop had after people mocking the criminal lead actor and the horrendous CGI was this edited image with batman without ears
bravo

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >director still attached to direct Gunn's Batman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The brave and the bold is like a cartoon, not a typical Man movie.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DC, just beg Marvel to let you have cross universe stuff. You'll make trillions.

    Which of the 3 Spideys would go best with Batman? Hmm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, if Batman is to beat the shit out of spidey, we all want the Black-Hispanic version.
      If it is supposed to be a draw, we can tolerate the MCU version with the mutt girlfriend.
      If Spidey is supposed to win, make it the white version with the white wife.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They expected it to be an Infinity War tier event? Despite it
    >being plagued by multiple constant reshoots
    >at least 3 distinct different edits of the film with drastically different endings
    >going out of its way to shit on the characters that starred in the only dceu films that had actually been profitable
    >having the disastrous pr battle of Ezra Miller as its lead actor
    >relying on boomer/xoomer nostalgia for Keaton's Batman and nothing else
    >having cgi so bad that the director claimed it was on purpose
    Like seriously? It's a travesty that wb manages to stay afloat from a few flukes each year despite being run by genuine morons. But I guess the same is also true for Disney and Sony

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and after all that money and time and things they changed about the movie they still put the baby in the microwave

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It flopped because they didn't buy my Flash/Grodd Fan Script

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    then they put a baby in a microwave that was still on

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick I thought that was just a meme

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the movie he's taking it out the microwave; they just reversed the footage

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the microwave was on moron when time speeds back up and he opens the door it dings he opened the door and took out the burrito and then put the baby in it so fast that it didn't register that the door was open the microwave was fricking running that entire time.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              how can the microwave be running if it's not plugged in?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek ok I'm the moronic one this time.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but it does Ding so I'm guessing it was a continuity error or maybe a really long extension cord.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, most bells ding without continuous electrical current applied
                As in it doesn't need to be plugged in to give a sound, fire alarms are like that
                But microwaves require amperage to be created

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well he still put a baby in a flying microwave do you think a microwave is cushy on the inside you put a baby in a microwave it's a fricking bad thing I don't give a frick what you have to say.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh yeah and in real life he was grooming like a 14-year-old girl and the parents had to call the FBI to make him bring their child back to them so there's that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you would have rather the baby burn to death and die? I don't get it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no I would edit the scene to where I didn't have to put the baby in the fricking microwave you moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then tell me how you would save that particular baby in that split of an attosecond
                He had to make micro-decisions to insure each kid didn't get killed, that was the solution
                Keep in mind: Barry Allen is a genius and there's no way you could come up with a better idea

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the writer, all you have to do is just not write this situation. You're acting like these movies exist in reality.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                by making the scene better the scene didn't have to be that way I'm pretty sure there was like five or six different cuts that they decided hey let's put the baby in the microwave and then everybody was like okay is just weird.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >in that split of an attosecond
                >He had to make micro-decisions
                he has all the time in the world

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but it does Ding so I'm guessing it was a continuity error or maybe a really long extension cord.

                No, most bells ding without continuous electrical current applied
                As in it doesn't need to be plugged in to give a sound, fire alarms are like that
                But microwaves require amperage to be created

                he microwaves a burrito right before it
                did he generate the electricity to turn the microwave on? maybe idgf

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he was still the one to put the baby in a microwave

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why was the baby in the microwave in the first place?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a multiverse thing where babies hatch from microwaves in some other universe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dud when time speeds back up the microwave fricking dings it was still on they open the door so fast and close it again that it's was still running how did nobody catch that shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This shit is going on rn in Palestine.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shut up. Don't lie. They don't have electricity

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in fairness that is a pretty funny image

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Walter Hamada and James Gunn are huge morons. His superman will flop and I will be there to spit on Gunn

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >criminal
    lol he didn't even do anything
    He was smeared and defamed by literal
    Baby Reindeer tier lunatics who wanted WB's money
    And anyone who ever thought that shit was real is a moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what obligation would warner bros have to financially cover the potential victim of anything miller did

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I expected to be shit and didn't watch it.
    Never will.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you made the right decision anon I watched it without paying for it and I still regret watching it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I expected to be shit
      You should think more highly if yourself, anon.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if they have ever approached Nolan about Baleman sequels and how much money they offered.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a decent movie and their explanation about the results of time travel was different from the usual "Butterfly Effect" and made it more exciting. Sasha Calle was a piece of ass in the movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >omg what if superman was a STRONK WOMAN

      it was woke trash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is ugly and has no breasts.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly the fact that warner bros expected michael keaton to be a draw is very representative of how out of touch Hollywood is
    They tried to market towards Generation X, which makes sense because older milennials are the biggest gay funko pop, childless losers on earth but don't expect to make a bang with younger people

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Older Millennials aren't Gen X. Christian Bale would've been a better nostalgia grab, not Keaton.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >childless losers
      lmao you think there is something noble in birthing vaccinated israeli slaves to die for israel? moron

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the movie is full of meme material it's one of the ugliest capeslops and that's quite an achievement

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bibleman called, he wants his cowl back.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile it is a solid film, a box office success, and the chinese bots paid by disney itt are fooling no one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      movie fricking suck dude even the CGI was just like awful which is kind of fricking baffling cuz like they spent so much God damn money on this movie you got to wonder where is the money going it's not going towards production that's for sure.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They got a reaction out of you though, you've got to give them that.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They thought the movie would be as successful as no way home, since it's more or less the same gimmick, but apart from the production problems and warner's stupidity, the reality was that, there are not that many people nostalgic for keaton's batman, since millennials grew with nolan's batman instead

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm very glad this trash bombed, they legitimately thought anyone gave a single frick about Ezra Miller's Flash, the DCEU or Keaton's Batman. Everything about this movie feels forced and moronic
    Capeshit is dying, if Marvel is struggling now then what's left for DC's trash? Nothing, just death

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normally I make fun of accelerationists but when it comes to superhero movies they wore out their welcome ages ago, and I'm glad to see them speedrunning their own death. I think Deadpool and Wolverine will be the last big hit for the genre and it's because they're taking two popular characters played by their original actors and having them cross over for the first time. That's the kind of thing they can only really do once and they don't really have any real plans after that.

    I am just so frickin' amazed that out of all the axe swinging David Zazslav did he didn't cancel The Flash. I think he was years behind in his thinking, hoping that a time travel / multiverse spectacle would be a surefire hit even though the movie was a hot mess and the star was a criminal.

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